Lois Kills Stewie

Not to be confused with Stewie Kills Lois.

"Lois Kills Stewie"

"Lois Kills Stewie" is the second part of a two-part episode of Family Guy that aired on November 11, 2007. Part one was "Stewie Kills Lois". Both parts later re-aired together as a 1-hour special on February 10, 2008. This episode features a crossover with American Dad!, Seth MacFarlane's sister project, when Stewie encounters Stan Smith and Avery Bullock at the CIA. It guest stars American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson as themselves, and Patrick Stewart reprising his American Dad! role as Bullock.

Composer Ron Jones was nominated an Emmy Award for his music for this episode, particularly during the battle between Stewie and Lois.[2] This makes "Lois Kills Stewie" the first episode of Family Guy to be nominated for a Creative Arts Emmy Award for Outstanding Music Composition for a Series (Dramatic Underscore).

Plot

The episode opens with Tom Tucker presenting a recap of the previous episode by Ollie Williams: "STEWIE KILLED LOIS!", then "PETER GOT BLAMED!", then "PETER WENT TO COURT!", then "LOIS CAME BACK!", because she "WASN'T REALLY DEAD!"

Peter is relieved that Lois is alive and asks her to tell her what happened tomorrow night since he has plans with his friends that night. Despite this, Lois reminds Peter that Stewie tried to kill her, and begins explaining what happened to her. Shortly after she was shot by Stewie and fell overboard, she was rescued and nursed back to life by a merman, which would have been romantic if he wasn't "the reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be". Awakening on a beach, Lois found herself suffering from amnesia with no memory of who she was. She found herself in North Carolina and wound up in a nearby fat camp, where she was hired as a counselor to keep the kids from eating each other. She entered a relationship with a man name Derek who eventually became comfortable enough to introduce her to his friends, who are all white supremacists. One of them ended up throwing a glass bottle at Lois' head while she was promoting tolerance at their anti-Semite convention. This concussion completely restored her memory, and she rushed back to Quahog to where she is now. As soon as she finishes her story, everyone realizes that Stewie has escaped, so Joe initiates a manhunt to find him.

The Griffins return home to find Stewie waiting, armed with a gun. He is outraged that the Griffins never noticed how "messed up and evil" he was until now, and holds them hostage. Joe comes to the house to check on them, unaware of Stewie's presence, as Stewie makes Brian tell Joe everything's fine, as well as make fun of him. Later, an awkward moment involving Stewie trying to force Brian to test Lois' breast milk for poison is interrupted by Cleveland, whom Stewie shoots in front of the terrified family. Predicting that this will not be ignored ("'Black Man Gone Missing'; the media will be all over it!"), Stewie ties the family to chairs, stuffs Cleveland's body under the sofa cushions, and takes Brian with him to make a getaway in his car, as well as make fun of Joe again. While making up fake celebrity rumors to pass the time, the Griffins realize that Stewie forgot to tie Chris' arms down when he applauds this activity; Chris had kept quiet about this for the past 14 hours because he enjoyed the quality time spent with his family. They break free and search Stewie's room for clues as to where Stewie is going, but stumble upon his secret arsenal of weapons and other devices instead.

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Stan Smith and Avery Bullock face Stewie in a standoff.

Stewie and Brian end up at the CIA Headquarters. Posing themselves as agents, Stewie takes Brian with him to the CIA's supercomputer, where he takes control of the planet's power grid and causes a worldwide blackout. Two agents, who turn out to be Stan Smith and Avery Bullock from the show American Dad!, intervene, but with the world's power at his mercy, Stewie coerces the helpless CIA into naming him "President of the World". Broadcasting from the Oval Office in the White House, Stewie begins concocting new laws: milk has to come from Hilary Swank's breasts, everyone has to throw apples at Peter on sight since Stewie's had enough of him, and if anyone uses the terms "irregardless," "a whole nother," and "all of the sudden," they'll be sent to a work camp. Fed up, Lois angrily declares that she must put an end to Stewie's reign of terror. Arming herself with Stewie's weapons, Lois sets out to kill Stewie.

Lois crashes through the window in the Oval Office and confronts Stewie while he's getting his Presidential portrait done. With Stewie also armed and readily dangerous, he and Lois clash in a drawn-out, bloody and action-packed deathmatch filled with gunplay, knife fighting, etc. Lois eventually gains the upper hand and prepares to shoot Stewie. Stewie spurs her on to kill him which, as she soon finds, she could never bring herself to do to her own baby. Stewie, having no such qualms, attempts to take the opportunity to finish her off himself but, before either of them know it, he is shot dead by Peter, possibly to settle the score about the apple-throwing law.

Shortly afterward, it is revealed that most of the events from the past two episodes were in fact a computer simulation Stewie was watching to see what would happen if he did try to kill Lois for leaving him behind on the cruise. Stewie states to Brian that his plans of world domination and killing Lois will have to wait. The two then enter a semi-meta debate regarding how people who would "theoretically" watch these events be "pissed off" to discover that none of them were real.

Cultural references

• The maid who appeared in the episode "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air" is seen in the Fortress of Solitude.

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Stewie auditions on American Idol.

• Stewie auditions for American Idol in a cutaway, singing "Lost In Your Eyes" by Debbie Gibson. The judges, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson, are all voiced by themselves.
• When Peter and Lois temporarily switch bodies, Peter hums the theme to Green Acres while playing with Lois' breasts.
• Gary Larson created a presidential portrait for Stewie, which depicts him in the same style as The Far Side. The second portrait is in the same style as Napoleon.
• Lois' amnesia-related relationship with a white supremacist named Derrick is a reference to American History X.
• One of the laws Stewie established was a ban on all direct-to-video Disney movies, referring to the general feeling that these movies are often low quality, and made as quick cash-ins, usually on already established franchises.
• The scene where Peter shoots Stewie could be a reference to The O.C. season two finale, The Dearly Beloved. In it, Marissa (Mischa Barton) shoots Trey (Logan Marshall-Green) to save her beloved Ryan (Benjamin McKenzie).
• After shooting Stewie in the head, Peter says "it's just been revoked", which is a nod to the end of Lethal Weapon 2. When Brian points out that the line doesn't work in this situation, Peter retorts "I'll have what she's having", a famous tag line said in When Harry Met Sally.
• The part where Brian says that the fact most the past two episodes didn't really happen or even matter will make many people angry is a reference to the controversy that followed the reappearance of Bobby Ewing in Dallas. Coincidentally, Family Guy did another non-canon episode with the same Dallas reference, "Da Boom".
• Just after Stewie says "At least it didn't end like The Sopranos when it just cut to black in mid-sen—", the screen cuts to black in mid-sentence and the episode ends, referencing the abrupt finale for that series. The credit screen that follows is also done in the same style. He made a similar reference during his appearance at the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards
• When Stewie cuts the power, a scene featuring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes appears. It is shown here that Holmes was wearing an ankle monitor, and when it loses its power, she declares that she's free and throws their child at Tom before escaping from his manor and freeing several scantly clad male models locked in a cage. This is a reference to the popular rumor that Cruise is only married to her for publicity, against her own will, and that Cruise is a closet homosexual.
• The machine that Peter accidently activated and switched his bod with Lois' looks similar to the Continuim Transfunctioner alien device in Dude Where's My Car
• Stewie's secret cache of weaponry was hidden in a way similar to how Agent K hid one in his old apartment as shown in Men in Black II.

References to action films

• The violent shootout between Stewie and Lois (as well as the promotional poster for the previous episode) mimics the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
• Lois' minigun resembles one from Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Lois is also dressed in the same attire as Sarah Connor.
• Within the shootout scene, Stewie and Lois dive at each other while firing their guns in slow motion; this is a reference to a scene in The Killer. The scene also contains elements from other John Woo movies, most notably the images of doves flying off in the middle of intense action.
• After shooting Stewie in the head, Peter says "it's just been revoked", which is a nod to the end of Lethal Weapon 2. When Brian points out that the line doesn't work in this situation, Peter retorts "I'll have what she's having", a famous tag line said in When Harry Met Sally. This is the second time that Lethal Weapon 2 has been referenced, the first being in "E. Peterbus Unum". It is also the second time in which the simulated orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally has been referenced, the first time being in "He's Too Sexy for His Fat".

"Family Guy"/"American Dad!" crossover

Stan Smith and Avery Bullock from American Dad! make a prominent crossover appearance in this episode. When Stan and Bullock aim their guns at Stewie and Brian, Stewie mistakes Stan for Joe Swanson, since both shows are made by the same people; therefore the characters are sometimes similar in appearance. Stan and Bullock are voiced by their usual respective actors from the show, creator Seth MacFarlane and recurring guest star Patrick Stewart.

At Comic-Con, after doing a table read for the American Dad! episode "The 42-Year-Old Virgin", there was a Q&A. Someone asked Seth MacFarlane if there were plans to do an American Dad!/Family Guy crossover where the Griffins would meet the Smiths. MacFarlane said there is currently none in the works, but American Dad! characters would appear in a Family Guy episode. This is the one he was referring to.

The crossover of these two Seth MacFarlane shows takes place at the CIA where Stewie hacks into the global power grid the moment Stan and Bullock show up, only to have no choice but to make him the "President of the World".

Even though this two-parter is mostly non-canon, many consider this to be the first actual appearance of American Dad! characters in a Family Guy episode, not counting the brief appearances of Roger the Alien in the episodes "Meet the Quagmires" and "Blue Harvest".

Recently, Seth MacFarlane had announced the possibility of a crossover with American Dad! to occur during the upcoming seventh season of Family Guy. [3]

References to previous episodes

When Peter and his family are tied up in the living room, they pass the time by thinking of false rumors they could spread about celebrities. Peter suggests that they claimed that Rob Schneider pays migrant workers from Home Depot to come to his house and choke him. Later on, Rob is featured in the episode with migrants in his house telling them to get in the shower with him at the time when Stewie becomes President of the World. This was a reference in Perfect Castaway where Joe mentions that he'd never picked up an illegal immigrant from Home Depot to choke him while he touches himself when Joe was playing the drinking game "I Never" with Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland. It's also the second episode where a speculation about a celebrity turns out to be true. Previously in "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz", a man told his wife to imagine Lindsay Lohan walking backwards like a crab naked. This happened to be a sign that Peter asked Fonzie to show him once beginning his own church of the popular Happy Days character.

Stewie's secret weapons room was discovered by Lois in another dream-like sequence in the episode "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"; ironically, this occurred in a dream Lois herself was having. As he trains his weapon on her, Stewie asks his mother to say hello to Mr. Weed for him, who died back in "Mr. Saturday Knight", which was written by Steve Callaghan, who also wrote this episode.