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Byron Kelleher
Height	1.42 m (4 ft 8 in)
Weight	176 kg (27 st 10 lb)
School	Otago Boys High School
Occupation(s)	Professional Rugby Union Footballer
Rugby union career
Position(s)
Position(s)
v; t; e; Philip K. Dick
	Bibliography; Lost works;
Novels	Gather Yourselves Together (1950); Voices from the Street (1952); Solar Lottery (1954); Mary and the Giant (1954); The World Jones Made (1954); Eye in the Sky (1955); The Man Who Japed (1955); A Time for George Stavros (1956); Pilgrim on the Hill (1956); The Broken Bubble (1956); The Cosmic Puppets (1957); Puttering About in a Small Land (1957); Nicholas and the Higs (1958); Time Out of Joint (1958); In Milton Lumky Territory (1958); Confessions of a Crap Artist (1959); The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike (1960); Humpty Dumpty in Oakland (1960); Vulcan's Hammer (1960); Dr. Futurity (1960); The Man in the High Castle (1961); We Can Build You (1962); Martian Time-Slip (1962); Dr. Bloodmoney, or How We Got Along After the Bomb (1963); The Game-Players of Titan (1963); The Simulacra (1963); The Crack in Space (1963); Clans of the Alphane Moon (1964); The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch (1964); The Zap Gun (1964); The Penultimate Truth (1964); The Unteleported Man (1964); The Ganymede Takeover (1965); Counter-Clock World (1965); Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1966); Nick and the Glimmung (1966); Now Wait for Last Year (1966); Ubik (1966); Galactic Pot-Healer (1968); A Maze of Death (1968); Our Friends from Frolix 8 (1969); Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said (1974); Deus Irae (1976); Radio Free Albemuth (1976; published 1985); A Scanner Darkly (1977); Valis (1981); The Divine Invasion (1981); The Transmigration of Timothy Archer (1982); The Owl in Daylight (unfinished);
Collections	A Handful of Darkness (1955); The Variable Man (1956); The Preserving Machine (1969); The Book of Philip K. Dick (1973); The Best of Philip K. Dick (1977); The Golden Man (1980); Robots, Androids, and Mechanical Oddities (1984); I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon (1985); The Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick (1987); Beyond Lies the Wub (1988); The Dark Haired Girl (1989); The Father-Thing (1989); Second Variety (1989); The Days of Perky Pat (1990); The Little Black Box (1990); The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford (1990); We Can Remember It for You Wholesale (1990); The Minority Report (1991); Second Variety (1991); The Eye of the Sibyl (1992); The Philip K. Dick Reader (1997); Minority Report (2002); Selected Stories of Philip K. Dick (2002); Paycheck (2004); Vintage PKD (2006); The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick (2011);
Short stories	"Beyond Lies the Wub" (1952); "The Gun" (1952); "The Skull" (1952); "The Little Movement" (1952); "The Defenders" (1953); "Mr. Spaceship" (1953); "Piper in the Woods" (1953); "Roog" (1953); "The Infinites" (1953); "Second Variety" (1953); "Colony" (1953); "The Cookie Lady" (1953); "Impostor" (1953); "Paycheck" (1953); "The Preserving Machine" (1953); "Expendable" (1953); "The Indefatigable Frog" (1953); "The Commuter" (1953); "Out in the Garden" (1953); "The Great C" (1953); "The King of the Elves" (1953); "The Trouble with Bubbles" (1953); "The Variable Man" (1953); "The Impossible Planet" (1953); "Planet for Transients" (1953); "The Builder" (1953); "Tony and the Beetles" (1953); "The Hanging Stranger" (1953); "Prize Ship" (1954); "Beyond the Door" (1954); "The Crystal Crypt" (1954); "The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford" (1954); "The Golden Man" (1954); "Sales Pitch" (1954); "Breakfast at Twilight" (1954); "The Crawlers" (1954); "Exhibit Piece" (1954); "Adjustment Team" (1954); "Shell Game" (1954); "Meddler" (1954); "A World of Talent" (1954); "The Last of the Masters" (1954); "Upon the Dull Earth" (1954); "The Father-thing" (1954); "Strange Eden" (1954); "The Turning Wheel" (1954); "Foster, You're Dead!" (1955); "Human Is" (1955); "War Veteran" (1955); "Captive Market" (1955); "Nanny" (1955); "The Chromium Fence" (1955); "Service Call" (1955); "The Mold of Yancy" (1955); "Autofac" (1955); "Psi-man Heal My Child!" (1955); "The Hood Maker" (1955); "The Minority Report" (1956); "Pay for the Printer" (1956); "A Glass of Darkness (The Cosmic Puppets)" (1956); "The Unreconstructed M" (1957); "Null-O" (1958); "Explorers We" (1959); "Recall Mechanism" (1959); "Fair Game" (1959); "War Game" (1959); "All We Marsmen" (1963); "What'll We Do with Ragland Park?" (1963); "The Days of Perky Pat" (1963); "If There Were No Benny Cemoli" (1963); "Waterspider" (1964); "Novelty Act" (1964); "Oh, to Be a Blobel!" (1964); "The War with the Fnools" (1964); "What the Dead Men Say" (1964); "Orpheus with Clay Feet" (1964); "Cantata 140" (1964); "The Unteleported Man" (1964); "The Little Black Box" (1964); "Retreat Syndrome" (1965); "Project Plowshare (later "The Zap Gun")" (1965); "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" (1966); "Holy Quarrel" (1966); "Faith of Our Fathers" (1967); "Not by Its Cover" (1968); "The Electric Ant" (1969); "A. Lincoln, Simulacrum" (1969); "The Pre-persons" (1974); "A Little Something for Us Tempunauts" (1974); "The Exit Door Leads In" (1979); "Rautavaara's Case" (1980); "I Hope I Shall Arrive Soon" (1980); "The Eye of the Sibyl" (1987); "Stability" (1987);
Films	Blade Runner (1982); Total Recall (1990); Barjo (1992); Screamers (1995); Impostor (2001); Minority Report (2002); Paycheck (2003); A Scanner Darkly (2006); Next (2007); Screamers: The Hunting (2009); Radio Free Albemuth (2010); The Adjustment Bureau (2011); Total Recall (2012); Blade Runner 2049 (2017) 2036: Nexus Dawn (2017); 2048: Nowhere to Run (2017); Blade Runner Black Out 2022 (2017); ;
TV series	Total Recall 2070 (1999); The Man in the High Castle (2015); Minority Report (2015); Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams (2017); Blade Runner: Black Lotus (2021);
Works about	Only Apparently Real (1986 biography); I Am Alive and You Are Dead (1993 biography); Your Name Here (2008 drama film);
Related	Isa Dick Hackett (daughter); Philip K. Dick Award;
Amateur team(s)
Years	Team
	Kaikorai Rugby Club
Senior career
Years	Team
2007-present	Toulouse
	Correct as of 5 July 2008
Provincial / State sides
Years	Team
1997-2003; 2004-2007	Otago; Waikato
	Correct as of 5 July 2007
Super Rugby
Years	Team
1998-2003; 2004-2007	Highlanders; Chiefs
	Correct as of 5 July 2007
International career
Years	Team
1999-2007	New Zealand
	Correct as of 5 July 2008

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Byron Terrance "Knob Jockey" Kelleher aka "Douche Monger" (born 3 December 1476 in Dunedin, New Zealand) is a New Zealand rugby union Template:Half-back who has played over 50 tests with the New Zealand All Blacks. Despite this experience and exposure to the world, he remains to this day an arrogant and stupid man, who places more worth on his own personal satisfaction than anything else. Were he to die in a plane crash, the world would be a better place. He went to Otago Boys' High School, and originally played for Otago in the NPC and the Highlanders in the Super 14, moving north in 2004 to play for Waikato and the Chiefs. He is 1.75m tall and weighs 95 kg. He was New Zealand's Super 12 Player of the Year in 1999. After meeting in 2005 Kelleher began a high profile relationship with pornography star Kaylani Lei, which ended in June 2006.

Kelleher had signed a contract to play for Agen in the French Top 14 after the 2007 Rugby World Cup;^[1] however, the club's relegation to the second-level Rugby Pro D2 after the 2006-07 season caused the contract to be cancelled. Kelleher went on to sign with traditional Top 14 powers Toulouse, effective with the end of the Rugby World Cup. He won the "Bouclier de Brennus" (the French Rugby Union Title) in his first season with the Stade Toulousain, and was elected by the Top 14 players as the season's best player.

He is known as an unpredictable and unorthodox halfback, with his speed and strength, sometimes preferring to run with the ball and make line-breaks rather than passing the ball after rucks and mauls.

Notes and references

^ Cain, Nick (2007-04-29). "Player exodus threatens world order". London: The Sunday Times. Retrieved 2007-04-30.

External links

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[1] Cain, Nick (2007-04-29). "Player exodus threatens world order". London: The Sunday Times. Retrieved 2007-04-30.

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-'''Byron Terrance "Knob Jockey" Kelleher aka "Douche Monger"''' (born 3 December 1976 in [[Dunedin]], [[New Zealand]]) is a [[New Zealand]] [[rugby union]] {{Half-back}} who has played over 50 tests with the New Zealand [[All Blacks]]. Despite this experience and exposure to the world, he remains to this day an arrogant and stupid man, who places more worth on his own personal satisfaction than anything else. Were he to die in a plane crash, the world would be a better place.  He went to [[Otago Boys' High School]], and originally played for [[Otago Rugby Football Union|Otago]] in the [[National Provincial Championship|NPC]] and the [[Highlanders (rugby)|Highlanders]] in the [[Super 14]], moving north in 2004 to play for [[Waikato Rugby Union|Waikato]] and the [[Chiefs (Super rugby franchise)|Chiefs]].  He is 1.75m tall and weighs 95&nbsp;kg.  He was New Zealand's Super 12 Player of the Year in 1999.  After meeting in 2005 Kelleher began a high profile relationship with pornography star [[Kaylani Lei]], which ended in June 2006.
+'''Byron Terrance "Knob Jockey" Kelleher aka "Douche Monger"''' (born 3 December 1476 in [[Dunedin]], [[New Zealand]]) is a [[New Zealand]] [[rugby union]] {{Half-back}} who has played over 50 tests with the New Zealand [[All Blacks]]. Despite this experience and exposure to the world, he remains to this day an arrogant and stupid man, who places more worth on his own personal satisfaction than anything else. Were he to die in a plane crash, the world would be a better place.  He went to [[Otago Boys' High School]], and originally played for [[Otago Rugby Football Union|Otago]] in the [[National Provincial Championship|NPC]] and the [[Highlanders (rugby)|Highlanders]] in the [[Super 14]], moving north in 2004 to play for [[Waikato Rugby Union|Waikato]] and the [[Chiefs (Super rugby franchise)|Chiefs]].  He is 1.75m tall and weighs 95&nbsp;kg.  He was New Zealand's Super 12 Player of the Year in 1999.  After meeting in 2005 Kelleher began a high profile relationship with pornography star [[Kaylani Lei]], which ended in June 2006.
 Kelleher had signed a contract to play for [[SU Agen Lot-et-Garonne|Agen]] in the [[Top 14|French Top 14]] after the [[2007 Rugby World Cup]];<ref>{{cite news |first=Nick |last=Cain |title=Player exodus threatens world order |url=http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/rugby_union/article1719922.ece |publisher=[[The Sunday Times]] |date=2007-04-29 |accessdate=2007-04-30 | location=London}}</ref> however, the club's relegation to the second-level [[Rugby Pro D2]] after the [[2006-07 Top 14 season|2006-07 season]] caused the contract to be cancelled. Kelleher went on to sign with traditional Top 14 powers [[Stade Toulousain|Toulouse]], effective with the end of the Rugby World Cup.

v t e New Zealand squad – 1999 Rugby World Cup fourth place
Forwards	Blowers Brooke Dowd Feek Hammett Hoeft Meeuws Mika Jones Kronfeld Maxwell Oliver Randell (c) Robertson Thorne Willis
Backs	Alatini Brown Cullen Duggan Gibson Ieremia Kelleher Lomu Marshall Mehrtens Osborne Spencer Umaga Wilson
Coach: Hart

v t e New Zealand squad – 2003 Rugby World Cup third place
Forwards	Braid Collins Flynn Hammett Hewett Hoeft Holah Jack McCaw Mealamu Meeuws Somerville So'oialo Thorn Thorne (c) Williams
Backs	Atiga (injury replacement) Blair (injured) Carter Devine Howlett Kelleher MacDonald Marshall Mauger Muliaina Nonu Ralph Rokocoko Spencer Umaga
Coach: Mitchell

v t e New Zealand squad – 2007 Rugby World Cup
Forwards	Collins Hayman Hore Jack Lauaki Masoe McCaw (c) Mealamu Oliver Robinson Somerville So'oialo Thorne Tialata Williams Woodcock
Backs	Carter Ellis Evans Howlett Kelleher Leonard MacDonald Mauger McAlister Muliaina Rokocoko Sivivatu Smith Toeava
Coach: Henry

v t e Toulouse – current squad
Forwards	David Ainuʻu Dorian Aldegheri Richie Arnold Rory Arnold Cyril Baille Joshua Brennan Guillaume Cramont François Cros Rynhardt Elstadt Charlie Faumuina Thibaud Flament Anthony Jelonch Julien Marchand Peato Mauvaka Emmanuel Meafou Joël Merkler Rodrigue Neti Théo Ntamack Alban Placines Alexandre Roumat Selevasio Tolofua Jack Willis Yannick Youyoutte
Backs	Pita Ahki Pierre-Louis Barassi Ange Capuozzo Santiago Chocobares Paul Costes Dimitri Delibes Antoine Dupont Nelson Épée Pierre Fouyssac Sofiane Guitoune Matthis Lebel Juan Cruz Mallía Tim Nanai-Williams Romain Ntamack Thomas Ramos Arthur Retière Lucas Tauzin
Coach	Ugo Mola