Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard
Bernhard at the Daryl Roth Theater (NYC) April 2006
Born	(1955-06-06) June 6, 1955 Flint, Michigan, United States
Medium	Stand-up, television, music, books
Nationality	American
Years active	1970s-present
Genres	Observational comedy Political satire
Subject(s)	Celebrity culture American politics
Website	http://www.sandrabernhard.com

Sandra Bernhard (born June 6, 1955) is an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.

Early life

Bernhard has often addressed her childhood in interviews and within the context of her stand-up comedy. She was born in Flint, Michigan, the daughter of Jeanette and Jerome Bernhard. She has three older brothers. Her family moved to Scottsdale, Arizona, when she was 10.

Of her Jewish family, Bernhard stated in her show Without You I'm Nothing: "My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world." In the documentary program Girls Who Do: Comedy, she discusses being a funny teenager. After graduating from Saguaro High School in Scottsdale, Arizona, she went to live on a kibbutz in Israel. She moved to Los Angeles at the age of 19. During that time she made ends meet working as a manicurist in a high-end salon.

Career

Early career

Bernhard became a popular staple at The Comedy Store. As her popularity as a comedian grew she was cast as a supporting player on The Richard Pryor Show in 1977. Guest appearances on evening talk shows followed. Her big break came in 1983 when she was cast by Martin Scorsese to star as stalker and kidnapper Masha in the film The King of Comedy for which she won the National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actress.

She began performing her first one-woman show called I'm Your Woman in 1985, and an album version was released. Bernhard appeared in a variety of tiny film and television roles throughout the 1980s while crafting her stand-up routine into a more performance art oriented show. She launched an Off Broadway one woman show called Without You I'm Nothing, With You I'm Not Much Better in 1988 which played at The Orpheum Theatre. In 1990 it was turned into a film and a double album of the same name. The film was mostly shot on location in 1989 in The Coconut Grove located in The Ambassador Hotel. A frequent guest on David Letterman's NBC program, it was during the run of 'Without You I'm Nothing, With You I'm Not Much Better' that she appeared with her then good friend (and rumored lesbian lover) Madonna on the show. The two alluded to their lesbian relationship and staged a sexy confrontation. They would continue to be friends for several years, with Bernhard even making an appearance in Madonna's film 'Truth or Dare.'

Career after 1990

In 1991 Bernhard began playing the role of Nancy Bartlett on the hit sitcom Roseanne. She appeared in 33 episodes between 1991 and 1997, and was one of the first actresses to portray an openly lesbian recurring character on American television. The role is one of her best known, something she has lamented in her stand-up as being both a blessing and a curse.

In September 1992, Bernhard did a nude pictorial for Playboy. She hosted the USA Network's Reel Wild Cinema for two seasons beginning in 1995. Bernhard continued acting in mostly independent films and TV guest roles and forays into mainstream films such as Hudson Hawk and Dallas Doll. In 1991 she released her first studio album, entitled Excuses For Bad Behavior (Part One).

In 1995, she briefly appeared as a guest in the animated talk show Space Ghost Coast to Coast, in an episode titled "Jerk". In 1996, she guest-starred on an episode of Highlander: The Series called "Dramatic License" in which she played a romance novelist writing about the life of the main character. She also appeared (as herself) on Will and Grace in an episode dealing with Will and Grace's spuriously bidding on Sandra's Manhattan apartment in order to become friendly with her and culminates in a diatribe from Bernhard when their ruse is exploded, with obfuscating sounds of a blender (she was having a smoothie made) blotting out supposed obscenities.

Bernhard returned to Broadway in 1998 with the show I'm Still Here... Damn It!, which was recorded for a live comedy album. At that time of the show Bernhard was pregnant. She gave birth to daughter Cicely Yasin Bernhard on July 4, 1998. For the next several years she would self-record all of her live shows and release cheaply made CD-R versions which were sold in the lobby of her shows. She continued touring and making smaller films and TV guest appearances.

She returned to New York in 2006 with the Off-Broadway show Everything Bad & Beautiful. The CD Everything Bad & Beautiful was critically lauded as one of her best, released by indie label Breaking Records. The year 2007 saw the creation of Bernhard's show Plan B from Outer Space as well as Indie label upstart Breaking Records release of the compilation "Breaking For the Holidays" where Bernhard co-penned Miracle of Lights with Mitchell Kaplan. She toured "Plan B" through 2008, and performed Miracle of Lights on some morning shows in New York.

Bernhard was a featured guest singer with children's artist Dan Zane's on the Family Dance album's "Thrift Shop".

Personal life

On July 4, 1998, she had her daughter Cicely Yasin Bernhard via caesarean section.

Controversies and criticisms

In August 2006, Sandra Bernhard served as the spokesperson in a commercial for Make-up Art Cosmetics (MAC). In the commercial, promoting PlushGlass lipgloss, Bernhard referred to someone who might not approve of her outspokenness as a "...little freaked out, intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch". MAC edited the line from the commercial to avoid unintentionally offending some of its customer base.

On September 19, 2008, in an "epithet-laden" performance at Theater J of the Washington DC Jewish Community Center, Bernhard warned Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin that she would be gang-raped by Bernhard's "big black brothers" if she visited Manhattan. Palin had a campaign stop planned in New York City at the time. Due to the fact that in the history of mankind, there has never been a gathering of 3 or more men who would fuck Sandra Bernhard, the statement was considered somewhat ironic. Palin responded by saying "any man who would fuck her is too lazy to jack off".Bernhard later stated "I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views... and then go back to Alaska." Bernhard also warned Palin to stay away from the Old Testament ("Don't you fucking reference the Old Testament, bitch") and referred to Palin's Christianity as "new goyish crappy shiksa funky bullshit!" Bernhard's comments resulted in a decision by Rosie's Place, a Boston women's shelter, to cut her act from its annual fundraiser. Bernhard claimed on her web page that her comments were taken out of context. Later she denied that she had made the comment at all.

Music

Albums

Bernhard performs classic pop music, jazz, and blues tunes. She has released several albums (combinations of music and comedy) including:

• I'm Your Woman
• Without You I'm Nothing
• Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One)
• I'm Still Here... Damn It!
• The Love Machine
• Hero Worship
• Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part Two)
• The Love Machine Remastered (entirely different than The Love Machine)
• Giving Til It Hurts
• Gems of Mystery
• Everything Bad & Beautiful
• Whatever It Takes
• I Love Being Me, Don't you?

Singles

• "Everybody's Young"
• "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" (#13 U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Play)
• "Manic Superstar"
• "Phone Sex (Do You Want Me Tonight?)"
• "On the Runway" (#39 U.S. Billboard Hot Dance Club Play)
• "Perfection"
• "Miracle of Lights"
• "All Around"

Compilations

• AT&T Presents Stormy Weather; song "Is That All There Is?"
• Divas of Dance - Volume 3 (Remixes); song "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)"
• Breaking For the Holidays; song "Miracle of Lights"

All of the CDs from The Love Machine through Gems... have been cheaply produced CD-Rs, which is commonly what comedians sell at their shows. In 2004 Bernhard re-released special edition albums of I'm Your Woman and Without You I'm Nothing. The re-releases of both included special tracks, as well as several guests to help attract a new audience. Bernhard has stated that Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One) will be re-released in late 2007.

The Smoking Popes recorded a song entitled "Sandra", a tribute to Bernhard, wherein lead singer Josh Caterer professes his obsession with Sandra.

Literature

• Confessions of a Pretty Lady - Re-released in 1989
• May I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra?
• Love, Love and Love

Filmography

Features:

• Shogun Assassin (1980) (voice in English dub)
• Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams (1981)
• The King of Comedy (1983)
• The House of God (1984)
• Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird (1985)
• The Whoopee Boys (1986)
• Casual Sex? (1988)
• Track 29 (1988)
• Heavy Petting (1989) (documentary)
• Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
• Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991) (documentary)
• Hudson Hawk (1991)
• Inside Monkey Zetterland (1992)
• Sandra Bernhard: Confessions of a Pretty Lady (1994) (documentary)
• Dallas Doll (1994)
• Unzipped (1995) (documentary)
• A Hundred and One Nights of Simon Cinema (1995) (Cameo)
• The Reggae Movie (1995) (documentary)
• Catwalk (1996) (documentary)
• Lover Girl (1997)
• An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1998)
• Plump Fiction (1998)
• One Hell of a Guy (1998) (voice only)
• Exposé (1998)
• Wrongfully Accused (1998)
• Somewhere in the City (1998)
• Hercules: Zero to Hero (1999) (voice only) (direct-to-video)
• I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1999)
• Playing Mona Lisa (2000)
• Dinner Rush (2000)
• Zoolander (2001) (Cameo)
• The N-Word (2004) (documentary)
• The Easter Egg Adventure (2005) (voice only) (direct-to-video)
• Searching for Bobby D (2005)
• Dare (2009)
• See You in September (2009)
• Looking for Lenny (2009) (documentary)

Short Subjects:

• Museum of Love (1996)
• The Third Date (2003)
• Twenty Dollar Drinks (2006)

Television work

• The Richard Pryor Special? (977)
• The Richard Pryor Show (1977) (canceled after 4 episodes)
• Roseanne (recurring cast member from 1991 - 1997)
• Sandra After Dark, with Your Hostess, Sandra Bernhard (1992)
• The A-List (1992 - 1993)
• Reel Wild Cinema (1994 - 1996)
• Freaky Friday (1995)
• The Larry Sanders Show (1995)
• The Late Shift (1996)
• Superman: The Animated Series (1997)
• The Apocalypse (1997)
• Ally McBeal (1997)
• Hercules (1998 - 1999) (voice only)
• Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1999)
• Will & Grace (2000)
• Sandra Bernhard: Giving Them Lip (2001)
• The Sandra Bernhard Experience (2001 - 2003)
• Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (2003)
• Silver Lake (2004) (unsold pilot)
• The L Word (As Charlotte Birch, 2005)
• The Queer Edge (co-host from 2005 - 2007)
• Las Vegas (2007)
• The New Adventures of Old Christine
• Head Case (2009)
• Roseanne's Nuts (episode "Grannies Night Out", 2011)

External links

• Official website
• Sandra Bernhard at IMDb
• Sandra Bernhard at the Internet Broadway Database
• Sandra Bernhard at AllMovie
• Sandra Bernhard on Twitter
• Bernhard's brief appearance in Philadelphia (video)