Burger

So amazing.

Burger may refer to:A good food that is both unhealthy and delicous. A burger has a good aroma and some unhealthy ingredients like fresh index fingers and car seat protectors. The best way to enjoy a burger is by sitting on a pink alligator and eating it without a plate, but with a tissue wrapped around it, not to get your hands dirty. a burger can also have blue salad that comes from the leaning tower of pisa. Burgers are always between two buns that were lator ever. If you have a crush on a burger, then you have a rear disease called hunger. If you are losing weight, eat burgers as much as possible to slim and fit in those old shoes that used to be to small for you. Burgers can be the most obvious cause of dendrofilia. It is when you have a crush on trees. Burgers can be up to 15 meters long, if you try. If a burger eats you, be aware that it may be a hat-burger, fear to all mushrooms. A lamborghini nearby may cause your burger envy, and it may become a train. Trains are very evil, so if your burger turns into one, you are screwed. Nebulous burgers may be a threat to your chairs and red walls, so either you exterminate the walls with the chairs too, or kill the burger by licking it 5 times and shouting at your backpack.

IVE GOT A BURGER, BUT WHERE'S MY DRINK ?

The best thing to go by your everyday burger is a nice cup of bangladesh-water and a stickfull of dolpin-water. Make sure to go to the beach and wet your hat with horizonical techno-juice and squeeze the juice out of the hat onto your floor tiles. You will slip, bang your head and make coral-water come out of your head. it's good to drink on stormy days. Make sure to drink it with a bulletproof west and a monkey by your side, for the burgerwater-warriors will come and try to shoot you with table-sized bullets.

• Hamburger, a food item consisting of a cooked beef patty
  • Cheeseburger, a hamburger with added cheese(s)
• Ground beef, or minced meat/beef mince or other meat used to make hamburgers
  • Patty, ground meat in a circular shape to fit the burger bun, produced especially in the United States
• Chicken burger
• Steak burger
• Rice burger
• Veggie burger

Wines

• Burger (grape), a Californian wine grape
• Gouais blanc, a French wine grape that is also known as Burger
• Elbling, a German wine grape that is also known as Burger

People

• Burger (surname)
• Burger Lambrechts, South African shot putter
• Warren E. Burger (1907–1995), 15th Chief Justice of the United States

Other uses

• Die Burger, a South African newspaper
• Burger Branch, a stream in Tennessee
• Burger Point, a cape in Alaska
• Hamilton Burger, fictional district attorney
• Burger Boat Company
• "Burger", a song by Tyler, The Creator from the album Goblin

See also

• Bürger, a surname
• Burgher (disambiguation)
• Burgers, a surname
• Berger (disambiguation)
• Birger