User:Brustopher

About me

My username was originally Bosstopher, because I made this account when I was an idiot teenager. I heavily regret my choice of username. My real name isn't even Christopher, or anything else ending in "topher" for that matter. Now that I'm an idiot adult (ostensibly) I have changed my username to Brustopher.

Because I am a complete fool with no sense, I enjoy editing the articles of controversial and hated people to ensure they adhere to Wikipedia's WP:NPOV and WP:BLP policies. These edits should not be taken as endorsing the people in question.

Stuff to use

Wikipedia:Template messages/Cleanup
Wikipedia:Template messages/User talk namespace
Category:Internet culture articles needing photos
Category:Wikipedia articles needing factual verification
Category:Articles needing translation from Persian Wikipedia
Category:Articles with dead external links
Category:Orphaned_articles
broken captions
Category:Wikipedia conflict of interest edit requests

Seminal Moments in the History of Wikipedia

15 January 2001: Wikipedia is created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
30 December 2014: IP editor creates a talk page for a photo of Jack Nicholson in a bizarre attempt to contact him
12 January 2015: IP editor swears that he will fight to the death to stop the creation of a women-only WikiProject.
20 January 2015: The following exchange occurs on 8chan with regards to creating a Wikipedia fork

Anon 1: Haven't you noticed that all the forks are echo chambers even worse than Wikipedia itself?

Anon 2: And what does that have to do with our fork? I don't see anyone proposing to make it an echo chamber worse than Wikipedia.

15 May 2015: 31 different IP editors contest the speedy deletion of Azeem Ward in a futile attempt to spread word of his flute recital, making it perhaps the most strongly opposed speedy deletion nomination of all time.
5 July 2015: A very proper and serious RfC discussion is had over the correct usage of the term groin attack.