The Andy Milonakis Show
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The Andy Milonakis Show is a sketch comedy starring Andy Milonakis, which airs on MTV2, the first season having aired on MTV. It premiered on June 26, 2005. Season 1 is on DVD and Season 2 was released on DVD on October 10th, 2006. The 3rd season will premiere April 27, 2007 with Hilary Duff guest starring. The entire third season is available to buy on iTunes. Also, it is available for free on Xbox Live Marketplace and the first few episodes are on MTV2.com.
Plot
The show consists of comedy sketches featuring Milonakis as well as a supporting cast made up of his actual neighbors and people from a Manhattan (the Lower East Side) neighborhood where the show takes place, including his friend Ralphie, his neighbor Larry, and an old woman named Rivka.
Celebrity Guests
Each show also features celebrity butts such as the Ying Yang Twins, Snoop Dogg, Fat Joe, John Stamos, Lil Jon, Rob Schneider, Black Eyed Peas, Biz Markie, Juelz Santana, Paul Wall, Nick Cannon, Twiggy, Seth Green, The All-American Rejects, Mike Jones, Carson Daly, Jimmy Kimmel, Jason Stancil, and Shaun White. Hilary Duff has been confirmed to appear in the season three premiere. Some skits are very short, such as "One Pound," in which Andy slams his fist on a pale. Jimmy Kimmel appears in season two as "Andy's creator", not just by helping him start up his show, but with actually creating him, reference to Pinocchio. After crafting Andy from a small piece of lumber, Jimmy (Jimppetto) places a bag of frozen tots on Andy's butt and exclaims "You will be my son, Andy Milopinnochio!" After the scene, Jimmy pours a bottle of termites down the back of Andy's crap filled pants.
Show Sequence
The show often begins with a cold open, a short sketch to prepare the viewer for the rest of the show. For instance, one of these beginning sketches first shows Ralphie behind a drawing of France. Then Andy comes over and says "What ya doing Ralphie" and Ralphie says "I'm Chillin' in Mexico Andy!" Then he says "Shalom". Another example is Andy getting a Twinkie and trying to inflate it with a bike pump, causing it to burst or Ralphie saying he has an idea but won't tell Andy or else it won't come true and after bugging Ralphie a few times a pizza pie lands on Ralphie which makes him say, "I told you you stupid idiot!"
After the initial sketch and the opening theme--an absurd rap song sung by Andy. The lyrics are "I've got peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead. Bees on my head, but don't call me a beehead. Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a leehead. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. Your wearing name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing. I hate myself. Pancake on my face, makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it's my show, you can't tell me what to . do. When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it. I put bologna in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket. Cause it's my show. I'm Andy Milonakis. It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmilashmakis. It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis".
(The third season has a different theme song)
The show proceeds to the full-length sketches. Common themes include Andy pretending to know random people, interacting with his neighbors, preparing and eating strange food combinations, and playing with his dog Wubbie. He also orders delivery food and plays jokes on the delivery men, such as making fake coupons, putting shoes in pizzas and asking how they got there, and naming his pizza Larry and assaulting it.
Cast
Main Cast:
- Ralphie: Andy's best friend. He shares Andy's penchant for rap and freestyle which started in Season 1. His favorite condiment is "hyrup".
- Larry: Andy's middle-aged neighbor, who often "borrows" Andy's can openers but doesn't return them. He can often be seen wearing a small dark yarmulke, a suggestion that he is Jewish. His favorite song is Gin & Juice. He wants to be Andy.
He is believed to be a robot. There have been rumors curculating on IMDB boards that Larry died. On Andy's MySpace page you can see the words Rest in peace Big L, but this is likely a reference to the deceased rapper Big L. Nobody knows if this is true or not, or what his cause of death is.
- Rivka: An elderly woman who wears multiple pairs of glasses. She is very silly and usually helps Andy with his pranks and acting in his skits. She was first featured when Andy was recruiting actors to be in his home-made production of "Moooooooooooooooon" which was written by Andy himself.
- Billy: A cast member from season two who appears in some of the show's skits. He is known for his annoyingly loud voice.
- Freda: A middle-aged woman who likes Andy's chicken wings even more than Andy. She once licked Carson Daly's hand in a TV.
Minor Cast:
- Wubbie: Andy's pet dog who sometimes dreams of killing Andy when Andy talks to her in baby talk and laughs when Andy drops cookies. Wubbie went to the moon, Mexico, & even on a Pornography website. Wubbie is most likely a Clumber Spaniel.
- Muti: Andy's cousin with a strange speech impediment wherein he can't pronounce the letter "S" correctly; instead, he just exhales out his nose. Loves his pet snail named "Mr. Smith" who ran away when the two of them went to the beach and saw a whale. Muti's best friend was a snowman, but Andy killed him. According to the season one DVD, Muti is based on one of Andy's childhood friends.
- Fish Guy: A laughing old black man who is dressed like Andy and is always holding a fish and smoking a cigarette. In one episode, it shows that the Fish Guy can't actually hold anything other than a fish.
- Herbie: Andy's pet turtle who has been stolen many times and also can hover. His full name is Herbert Peterson. In the first episode of Season 3, he is shown to be Hilary Duff's boyfriend.
- Rose: Another one of Andy's neighbors. She may be related to Larry, as the two look alike.
- Jesus Kitty: A good orange tabby kitten dressed like Christ. He can multiply bread and fish like the biblical Jesus.
- Satan Kitty: An evil white kitten dressed like Satan. He roars like a lion and gives out bad morals.
One Timers or Characters Andy sees on TV:
- The Wrinkle Mulch Toad: A toad that is seen on TV.It lives on a diet of bugs.
- The Couch People: Live under Andy's couch cushions and protect him from monsters, until Andy "smarts off," and they decide to quit.
- Mr.and Mrs. Peterson: Herbie's Parents. They came to take Herbie away from Andy, because they saw his show and thought Andy wasn't a suitable parent for Herbie. They speak Turtle and Live in Turtleburg.
The Lower East Side Dysfunctional Monster Gang Squad Family Cartoon Show
This segment is a crudely drawn black and white cartoon featuring such characters as:
The Characters
- Handsome Pig (Andy): A vain, talking pig who is constantly talking about how good he looks.
- Mini Dracula (High-pitched Andy): A blood-obsessed small vampire with a Translvanian accent.
- Not-so-human Stick (Billy): A cruel, loud-mouthed stick figure with no arms or legs. He loves to insult the others.
- Eyemouth Susie (Rivka): A character with a row of eyes for a mouth. She is very sweet but intensely lonely.
- Mr. Frog (Ralphie): A frog in a tuxedo. He once proposed to Eyemouth Susie, but ran away when he found out she had no money.
- Acid Reflux Charlie (Larry): A kind-hearted man with acid reflux problems who likes to dance.
- Vicious Critter (Andy with a Latin accent): A four-legged beast that loves to kill and dismember the others. He was taught to dance by Acid Reflux Charlie.
- Hairmouth (Ralphie): A small character with hair for a mouth. He speaks in muffled grunts.
- Theodore Roosevelt : A character who is featured in every show and usually steals pizza from the chinese buffet.
Mini-episode
Usually the episodes are within 45 seconds and 1 minute 25 seconds
Episode 1: Dinner;
- Human Stick prepares everybody a dinner and they make fun of Handsome Pig.
Episode 2: Suck Your Blood;
- Mini-Dracula tries to be mean to get peoples blood until he gets a concussion.
Episode 3: Where's Da Money?;
- Mr. Frog wants to marry Eyemouth Suzie but finds out she is not rich.
Episode 4: Can't Dance;
- Acid Reflux Charlie teaches vicious critter how to dance until human stick insults him.
Second Season
The show was picked up for a second season which aired on MTV2. The second season premiered on March 31, 2006 at 9pm in the Sic'em Friday lineup. Known guest stars are Paul Wall (who crawls out of the television and gives Andy a pair of silver grills), Mike Jones (who strangles Andy because Andy stole Mike's rhymes), Nick Cannon (who has a "rap battle" that makes each other cry), Juelz Santana, Seth Green, Jimmy Kimmel, and The All-American Rejects (who fly on hovering turtles, roam Andy's house, then throw Herbie out the window) and Shaun White. The first episode of this season is available for download for free on iTunes. As of the second season, the end credits song is no longer American Idiot, but a rap Andy created.
Third Season
The show has been picked up again for a 3rd season and is going to air on MTV2. However, only six episodes will air, for reasons unknown, rumors say that MTV2 gave Andy a 2 season contract and he begged for another season so this is very exclusive. The season premier is on April 27th. There are downloads available for the complete season from iTunes and Amazon Unbox. As of April 7th, the first 2 episodes of the third season are available on Comcast's on-demand service. This season is all about Andy moving to Los Angeles and all his adventures with his friends. This season has many guest stars from Hilary Duff to Bow Wow. Starting March 28 and every Tuesday after that for the next 5 weeks you can watch a 3rd season episode on MTV.com
Episode List
Season 1: June 2005-August 2005
1. Andy invents spoons and eats Fruity Pebbles with Lil' Jon. He later starts to sing "Fruity monster! Fruity, fruity monster!"
2. Andy pretends to be held hostage during a delivery and swaps places with Snoop Dogg. They look exactly the same!
3. Andy finds out that his John Stamos is stuck in a tree. Luckily, a nice fireman saves him.
4. Andy plays with a switch and eats the Black Eyed Peas.
5. Andy baby-sits the Ying-Yang Twins.
6. Andy plays Battleship with Fat Joe and helps him with anger management.
7. Andy catches Carson Daly's arm in the television screen.
8. Andy visits the lady of the lake and meets Rob Schneider.
Season 2: March 2006-May 2006
9. Andy starts up the season 2 of the show with more wacky skits & gets grillz from Paul Wall, which he uses to try to save Ralphie, but accidentally bites his limbs off. The weird part, though, is that Ralphie doesn't care!
10. Andy is in trouble so he whistles for Juelz Santana to help
11. Andy plays duck duck goose and makes a bagel using fire & rap battled with Nick Cannon
12. Andy finds out that Ralphie is actually an alien from outerspace & The All American Rejects want to test Herbie if he can hover
13. Andy cuts his hair and finds out that Wubbie made the product & stole rhymes from Mike Jones
14. Andy faces off against Seth Green to keep all of his mustard
15. Andy helps a cranky drawing and raw fruit start a turf war & Jimmy Kimmel is his creator.
16. Andy raps about his sippy cup and snowboards with Shaun White
Season 3: April 2007-June 2007
17. Andy Moves To LA to live with Herbie, who moved there to be a star; but where's Wubbie? Hilary Duff guest stars as Herbies girlfriend.
18. Andy Is Annoying. Andy fights Sarah Silverman for some spaghetti.
19. Andy Goes Camping with Ralphie and gets hit with butter, thrown by Three 6 Mafia.
20. Andy and Ralphie are Dumb. Andy gets some advice from Akon.
21. Andy's Soap Opera. Paul Ruebens guest stars as Weird Beard, the Weirdly Bearded Weirdsman.
22. Andy's Season Finale Extravaganza. Bow Wow guests stars.