User:HatchetFaceBuick

Hatchet Face Buick

WHO...ME?!?

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

esEste usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.

This user was born on September 6, 1978.

This user is a Virgo.

This user is female.

This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California.

EDUCATION

DYSThis user is Dyslexic.

BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in English with an emphasis on Secondary education.

This user was an undergraduate student majoring in English and minoring in Criminal Justice.

CSULAThis user graduated from Cal State, Los Angeles.

This user taught at a secondary school.

MUSIC

This user likes most types of music.

but especially:

This user enjoys punk rock.

RAThis user believes in a life less frightening.

SD	This user is Mommy's Little Monster.

Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys country music.

CASH	This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

80sThis user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

808This user is a fan of 808 State.

Template:User Sirius Subscriber RELIGION

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user is pagan.

This user is interested in theism, the belief in deities.

This user is probably going to Hell.

SPORTS

LADThis user is a fan of the
Los Angeles Dodgers

PETS

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user is a mutt lover.

This user takes care of one or more rabbits.

This user likes or keeps one or more cockatiels.

PERSONAL "TASTES"

This user is drug-free.

This user does not smoke.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user is an omnivore but can sometimes do without the veggies.

This user is NOT an adventurous eater.

This user drinks water regularly.

OTHER

This user has social anxiety.

ADDThis user has ADD.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

This user uses public transit.

This user prefers cold weather.

People try to kid themselves by saying they are "office assistants," "administrative assistants," "office support," yadda, yadda, yadda...but I call it what it is...

I......am a SECRETARY!

Please note:

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.