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Appalled

What?!? People actually thought THAT woman on my main page was ME??? Good grief, knock me down with a feather, I'll go t'foot of our stairs... If I wasn't so appalled I'd laugh my socks off. :)--ANDREAS EGDE (talk) 09:25, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The caption fooled me. I does say "I", after all. ;) Also, thanks for the constructive criticism. Cheers, GentlemanGhost (talk) 19:46, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I like the new caption. It's very...direct. Anyway, I'll be able to pop in from time to time. I just won't be able to constantly be here. So don't let that stop the article from being reviewed!

Let me get this straight, the woman in the picture is not you? Kodster (Talk) 20:21, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Of course it is - she's just playing hard to get! Flighty little vixen! Charles Windsor 23:00, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

(Laughing) You can SOD OFF Vera! :)) I only took a photo of that bloody woman as a joke (sorry, fat people) to show the real side-effects of eating a mountain of Austrian sausages. For people to think that that bloody woman is ME, and has been contributing to The Beatles' articles, makes me wanna throw up. This is worse than being called (because of my big ears when I was younger) "Taxi doors", or "World Cup head".. :) Bugger, bugger, bugger.... :))--andreasegde (talk) 19:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Ah-hah, That "I am smoking a fag" was from the "Wayne and Waynetta Slob" characters by Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke. The wife will not do anything while she is smoking. Now I get it...--andreasegde (talk) 11:03, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

It’s not a particularly flattering angle, I agree, but I do think you’re being a little over sensitive - your ears don’t look that big. In fact, compared to everything else, they look small. I hope this puts your mind at rest.--Patthedog (talk) 13:48, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

LOL, Don't you start as well! :)) She's got to go, the fat cow... --andreasegde (talk) 13:51, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

yo

I know! I can't possibly have uploaded all the pictures they accuse me of uploading! lol I think it might be a clerical error. What was that other problem? Explain and I'll try help you out :)--Crestville (talk) 20:15, 6 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The Mighty Crestville has returned! For a cuppa tea and a crumbly biscuit, before he once more braves the punishing antarctic weather to climb the south pole's American t-shirt shop's facade. (Try saying that when you're a bit pissed...) Lovely to hear from you, our absent friend.--andreasegde (talk) 20:04, 7 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

P.S., I will be in Bradford in August for my nephew's wedding (there's bound to be a punch-up) and I will pay you a visit in the local of your choice, if you would like. I will arrange a day in Londinium to see the Fireman, if he's up for it.--andreasegde (talk) 20:48, 7 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

That sounds interesting, where abouts in Bradford is the wedding? Good luck in the punch up, I'll check the Clayton branch of William Hill to see what the odds are.--Crestville (talk) 14:10, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I think it's at Oulton Hall in Rothwell, but I'll be over there for 4-5 days, so we can share a bag of scratchins...--andreasegde (talk) 14:23, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I don't eat scratchings, ever since I accidcently picked up a dog turd at work having mistaken it for a scratching. I'm not one to pat myself on the back but wasn't it funny when we totally owned this idiot? [1]--Crestville (talk) 14:33, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

The poor little rapper-lover, he had it comin'. Actually, I'm looking forward to all sorts of what my brother calls dog turds, but which is that turdy looking thing they serve with samosas and the like. Shish-kebap?--andreasegde (talk) 14:49, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I absolutely love samosas. Most of the time, I eat it with chutney, the absolutely delicious green sauce. Sometimes I have it with this sweet red sauce (I forget the name), but it's not as good as the chutney. As to the "turdy" thing they serve with samosas, I don't know. Anyway, you have a great taste in Indian food. My heritage lies in Kerela (south of India), where people love samosas. They are just delicious. Just wanted to tell you. :) Bye! Kodster (Talk) 17:19, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I love scratchings as well. They're delicious in chutney as well. But when they're stale, :( Kodster (Talk) 17:25, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I'll make sure West Yorkshire Fire & Rescue are on Red Alert! Alright Sir Joe - ow's it goin La? Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 14:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Not bad my scouse brethrin. Egde, if you want to know anything about fighting, I'd deffo talk to Vera. The man fights FIRES for fuck's sake! Don't you burn your fists all the time? Or do they provide you with some sort of fire-proof protective gauntlet? (sish-kebab)--Crestville (talk) 17:13, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I can't fight fer a bag o' toffee - I was always shite at it. I remember at school (halfway thru' some 'cock of the school' bollocks) thinking, "What the fuck am I doin' this for?" and givin' in.--andreasegde (talk) 17:32, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Yeah, it is Kebab, 'cos I thought of Austrian spelling. They also do a Kebab with turkey in a bun (cheap shite) and not lamb, and a rolled chapati which is called a 'Durum'. It is not pronounced with a rolling R as in Austrian, but exactly like some chap from where we come from - it's very strange throwing in a northern English city in the middle of a request for food. Food is another one, because if you harden the D, it is the same as Austrian slang for a female's postbox (FUT).

Do you know they can't advertise 'Pool' outside a pub, 'cos people would think they actually had one, instead of the table game. They write - wait for it - not Billiards, but friggin' BILLARD. They also write DART, which is boring if you only have one of them. :)--andreasegde (talk) 17:26, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Knol

That'll get ridda some of the egomaniacs eh? It's spooky I was going to message you. I had a running (friendly) battle with Mark over This "Meta Davies" bizz. He convinced me that it was true, anyway someone's come in on the Lovely Rita talk page questioning both sources, and citing a book, that is allegedly more accurate, (Macca moving the goalposts again???). Will you have a look I'd value your opinion - an if I'm not on duty when you come, we'll have a good auld tear up:) Cheers La, Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 23:10, 7 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

It's on 30 August 2008, so I'll be darn the smoke a day or so after that.--andreasegde (talk) 17:35, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

You should turn on your 'e-mails allowed' thingy in Preferences, 'cos I don't want to put anything private on here.--andreasegde (talk) 18:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

How about stickin me mobile number on that musician's website? Vera, Chuck & Dave (talk) 20:31, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Too late, I'm coming! Mwahahaha! :) Anyway, sorry, I just ate the last samosa! No more until Wednesday! Don't worry, I'll air-post it. (I was just kidd'n, don't get hopeful!) Kodster (Talk) 18:28, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

CNN

They've got an ad on CNN at the moment that starts exactly like #9 Dream (So, long ago...). It does me head in, 'cos I can't stop singing along.--andreasegde (talk) 17:55, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Another one (CNN): Margaret Thatcher came out of hospital recently, and they wrote "Thatcher Released", which puts a whole new twist on it.. :))--andreasegde (talk) 18:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Dear Sir or Madam

I'm working on Paperback Writer now. Is the cover shown at the top of the article the US version? I'm pretty sure it is, but not positive. Kodster (Talk) 20:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)[reply]