Suzanne Farrell
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Suzanne Farrell is/was a girl/women.
Education
She was born in Kingston, where she received her early schooling at Tiffin Girls’ School, she completed her GCSE’s in 1999 and achieved many A*s. Sooze continued her attendance at TGC during sixth form where she was persistently a high flyer and subsequently attained straight A's in English, Maths and Art. After taking a gap year in America Suzanne was accepted to read English At Cardiff University. Her commitment to education never faulted at University even when many of her peers were lured into crack addiction by the bright lights of the city, she distinguished herself and managed to attain a first class degree.
Career
After graduation Suze quickly applied herself to a successful career in events management utilising the skills and knowledge she had obtained while at university. She excelled in PR and secured a top position within zest PR, she rapidly gained promotion and at the tender age of 24 became the youngest ever woman CEO.
With Suzanne Farrell at the helm zest PR created some of the most successful ad campaigns in history. Some of the highlights of her portfolio include reforming McDonald’s corporate image from one of obesity inducing eco-terrorism to one of humanitarian reforms and fair trade. The transformation was spear headed by the inventive tag lines “these fries contain 5 portions of fruit and veg” and “for every burger we sell we will adopt an orphan”. She also led the campaign that facilitated Hull’s reassertion from Britain’s worse town to the thriving metropolitan city it is today, helping it to achieve the European city of culture award in 2006.
Suzanne is perhaps best known for her art. She gained admiration for redefining genres and fusing styles by use of simplistic methods such as MS paint to create entropic yet somehow ordered masterpieces. Her most famous pieces being “man eats dinosaur” and “bits of tissue paper on old card”.
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And she likes dressing up as aliens. And she once did a wet t-shirt competition. And she went to Glastonbury music festival 2005. And she likes music. And she likes to dress like a charity shop. And she likes all things northern. And she likes to talk/rant. And she has a ski jump nose.
She died sometime in the future.
I’m bored now.
Further reading
- Suzanne Farrell slightly better than mediocore (blackwell publishing, New York, 2003)
External links
- http://www.suzanneissupper.com - Interview, online video, photo gallery and biography]
- http://www.howtoprocrastinatelikeapro.co.uk tips and tricks of the trade
- http://www.onlinefancydressconsultancy.com/farrell.htm - get advice from costume maruding fools