List of King of the Hill episodes

This is an episode list of the animated TV series King of the Hill. Dates shown are original air dates. Template:Spoiler

Episodes

Season 1: 1997

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
1	1-1	4E01	12-Jan-1997	Pilot (King of the Hill)	When a baseball hits Bobby in the eye during a Little League game, the resulting black eye and Hank's short temper causes a social worker to suspect Hank of child abuse.
2	1-2	4E02	19-Jan-1997	Square Peg	Peggy is mortified and tongue-tied when she finds out she has been chosen to teach the middle school's sexual education class.
3	1-3	4E03	02-Feb-1997	The Order of the Straight Arrow	A camping trip goes horribly awry when Bobby accidentally kills an endangered bird.
4	1-4	4E05	09-Feb-1997	Hank's Got the Willies	Bobby hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, in the head with his golf club.
5	1-5	4E04	16-Feb-1997	Luanne's Saga	Hank's promise to find Luanne a new boyfriend in forty-eight hours backfires when she hooks up with Boomhauer.
6	1-6	4E07	23-Feb-1997	Hank's Unmentionable Problem	Hank's on-going constipation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen.
7	1-7	4E06	02-Mar-1997	Westie Side Story	Hank's attempt to be neighborly with the new Laotian Family next door is sorely tested after he's convinced they served him hamburgers out of dog meat.
8	1-8	4E08	23-Mar-1997	Shins of the Father	Hank and Peggy disagree over whether Hank's sexist father can stay with them, especially after Cotton's bad habits rub off on Bobby.
9	1-9	4E10	13-Apr-1997	Peggy the Boggle Champ	Hank's promise to coach Peggy at the Texas State Boggle Championship is jeopardized when his buddies try to lure him away to the Ninth Annual Dallas Mower Expo.
10	1-10	4E09	27-Apr-1997	Keeping Up With Our Joneses	When Hank catches Bobby smoking a cigarette, he punishes him by forcing him to smoke an entire carton; the plan backfires, and Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all end up addicted to tobacco.
11	1-11	4E11	05-May-1997	Plastic White Female	Peggy is horrified when she discovers Bobby playing Spin the Bottle with one of Luanne's plastic beautician school heads.
12	1-12	4E12	07-Dec-1997	The Company Man	Hank must act like a stereotypical cowboy in order to appease a rich "Yankee" businessman who wants to invest in Strickland Propane.
13	1-13	4E13	04-May-1997	King of the Ant Hill	After telling Dale to never spray insecticide on his lawn again, Hank's expansive new lawn becomes mysteriously infested with fire ants.

Season 2: 1997-1998

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
14	2-1	5E01	21-Sep-1997	How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying	When Bobby displays a talent for target shooting, Hank signs up for a father/son fun shoot competition - only to discover a buried childhood memory is still sadly affecting his aim.
15	2-2	5E02	26-Sep-1997	Texas City Twister	Hank must save Peggy and Luanne from a tornado.
16	2-3	5E04	19-Oct-1997	Arrow Head	Peggy's excitement over finding Indian artifacts in the front yard distresses Hank when the yard is turned into a archeological dig.
17	2-4	5E06	26-Oct-1997	Hilloween	Hank goes to war with a litigous evangelical woman bent on getting Halloween banned in Arlen.
18	2-5	5E03	02-Nov-1997	Jumpin' Crack Bass	Hank finds himself facing possible jail time after buying fish bait that turns out to be crack cocaine.
19	2-6	5E05	09-Nov-1997	Husky Bobby	Hank is determined to save his son from humiliation after Bobby decides to model for a photo shoot and then appear in a fashion show featuring husky sized models.
20	2-7	5E07	16-Nov-1997	The Man Who Shot Kane Skretteberg	Hank, Boomhauer, Bill, and Dale try to beat neighborhood teenagers in paint-ball.(Trivia: The voices of the teenagers were provided by members of the band Green Day)
21	2-8	5E08	23-Nov-1997	The Son That Got Away	Bobby, Connie, and Joseph run away to "The Caves", where "half of Arlen's unplanned pregnancies occur".
22	2-10	5E10	14-Dec-1997	Bobby Slam	Hank's delighted when Bobby announces he's joining the wrestling team, but Peggy is mortified when she learns her son must first wrestle Connie in order to make the team.
23	2-11	5E09	21-Dec-1997	The Unbearable Blindness of Laying	Hank is psychologically shocked into blindness after accidentally catching a glimpse of his mother and her new boyfriend making love on the kitchen table.
24	2-12	5E12	11-Jan-1998	Meet the Manger Babies	Hank faces a dilemma of Biblical proportions when Luanne asks him to portray God in a live TV broadcast of her puppet show which airs on Super Bowl Sunday.
25	2-13	5E11	01-Feb-1998	Snow Job	A shaken and confused Hank becomes disillusioned about his life and career after discovering his boss, the owner of Strickland Propane, uses an electric stove in his home.
26	2-14	5E13	08-Feb-1998	I Remember Mono	While updating files at Arlen High School, Peggy learns that Hank's two week absence from back in 1973 was due to mono and not a back injury.
27	2-15	5E15	15-Feb-1998	Three Days of the Khando	Khan's misreading of an advertisement for a Mexican time share results in he, Hank, and Dale getting trapped in Mexico.
28	2-16	5E14	22-Feb-1998	Traffic Jam	When Hank and Kahn collide with each other, they are both forced to attend traffic school courses taught by Chris Rock, who begins mentoring Bobby in shock comedy.
29	2-17	5E16	01-Mar-1998	Hank's Dirty Laundry	Hank's credit is bad because he supposedly rented a pornographic film from Arlen Video and never returned it.
30	2-18	5E17	15-Mar-1998	The Final Shinsult	After losing his driver's license, Cotton moves in with Dale and plots to steal Antonio López de Santa Anna's wooden leg to use as a bargaining chip against the DMV.
31	2-19	5E18	19-Apr-1998	Leanne's Saga	Luanne's mother is released from prison and starts dating Bill, whom she begins to physically abuse.
32	2-20	5E19	26-Apr-1998	Junkie Business	Hank hires a drug addict at Strickland propane.
33	2-21	5E21	03-May-1998	Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga	Bobby gets a job at the Arlen race track, where he discovers that his boss is a mentally-retarded sociopath. Meanwhile, Boomhauer is given the chance to drive the pace car in an upcoming race.
34	2-22	5E22	10-May-1998	Peggy's Turtle Song	An overdose of sugar leads to Bobby being diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, prompting Peggy to become a stay-home mom and befriend a radical lesbian.
35	2-23	5E23	17-May-1998	Propane Boom (1)	Mega Lo Mart starts selling Propane and Strickland Propane cannot compete with them.

Season 3: 1998-1999

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
36	3-1	5E24	15-Sep-1998	Death of a Propane Salesman (2)	A horrified Hank discovers that the Mega Lo Mart explosion has altered his feelings about propane while a now bald Luanne laments the loss of her hair.
37	3-2	3ABE01	22-Sep-1998	And They Call It Bobby Love	When Bobby falls in love with a 14-year old classmate, Hank and the boys develop similar feelings about an old couch that Kahn had discarded in the alley.
38	3-3	5E20	06-Oct-1998	Peggy's Headache	Peggy's delight at being hired to write the Musings column in the Arlen Bystander is overshadowed by learning the fact that Dale's wife, Nancy, is having an affair with John Redcorn.
39	3-4	3ABE02	13-Oct-1998	Pregnant Paws	While Hank is busy trying to breed Ladybird, Dale decides to add a little excitement to his life by enrolling in a 4-hour Bounty Hunter training course.
40	3-5	3ABE05	03-Nov-1998	Next of Shin	Hank tries to get his sperm count higher and is already feeling bad, and it makes him feel worse when Hank's dad shows up and his new wife Didi is pregnant.
41	3-6	3ABE07	10-Nov-1998	Peggy's Pageant Fever	Peggy enters the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty pageant in hopes of winning a truck.
42	3-7	3ABE08	17-Nov-1998	Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men	Hank is asked to attend a Lawn Mower focus group.
43	3-8	3ABE04	01-Dec-1998	Good Hill Hunting	Hank takes Bobby hunting so that Bobby can become a man.
44	3-9	3ABE10	15-Dec-1998	Pretty, Pretty Dresses	Bill hits rock-bottom when he all of the sudden thinks that he is his former wife, Lenore.
45	3-10	3ABE11	12-Jan-1999	A Fire Fighting We Will Go	Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale become fire fighters.
46	3-11	3ABE03	19-Jan-1999	To Spank with Love	A student pulls down Peggy's pants while she is teaching, and she spanks him.
47	3-12	3ABE12	26-Jan-1999	Three Coaches & a Bobby	Hank gets his former football coach to teach Bobby's Football team.
48	3-13	3ABE14	02-Feb-1999	De-Kahnstructing Henry	Hank accidentally makes Kahn lose his new job.
49	3-14	3ABE09	09-Feb-1999	The Wedding of Bobby Hill	The Hill family goes crazy as they all start tricking each other because Luanne's boyfriend causes Bobby to lose his props for his Prop Comedy.
50	3-15	3ABE15	16-Feb-1999	Sleight of Hank	Peggy is chosen to be a magician's assistant and Hank can't stand it.
51	3-16	3ABE06	23-Feb-1999	Return to La Grunta	Luanne gets Hank a ticket to swim with the dolphins, much to Hank's dismay.
52	3-17	3ABE16	16-Mar-1999	Escape from Party Island	Hank takes his mom and her friends to Port Aransas.
53	3-18	3ABE13	23-Mar-1999	Love Hurts and So Does Art	An X-ray of Hank's colon winds up in an art museum.
54	3-19	3ABE18	06-Apr-1999	Hank's Cowboy Movie	Hank tries to get the Dallas Cowboys to move their Training Camp to Arlen.
55	3-20	3ABE17	13-Apr-1999	Dog Dale Afternoon	After Dale gets a new mower, he brags a little too much and his friends steal it temporarily.
56	3-21	3ABE19	20-Apr-1999	Revenge of the Lutefisk	Bobby accidentally burns down his church.
57	3-22	3ABE20	27-Apr-1999	Death and Texas	Peggy thinks she is seeing an old student of hers, and bringing him Boggle games, but she is really smuggling drugs into him.
58	3-23	3ABE21	04-May-1999	Wings of the Dope	Luanne sees Buckley's Angel.
59	3-24	3ABE22	11-May-1999	Take Me out of the Ball Game	Hank is picked to coach the company's softball team, and Peggy and Hank do not get along.
60	3-25	3ABE23	18-May-1999	As Old as the Hills (1)	Hank and Peggy go skydiving for their 20th anniversary, and Peggy's parachute does not open.

Season 4: 1999-2000

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
61	4-1	3ABE24	26-Sep-1999	Peggy Hill: the Decline and Fall (2)	Peggy tries to gain her strength back from her accident.
62	4-2	4ABE01	03-Oct-1999	Cotton's Plot	Cotton takes over Peggy's physical therapy in exchange for help getting a burial plot in the VA cemetery.
63	4-3	4ABE02	24-Oct-1999	Bills are Made to be Broken	Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly.
64	4-4	4ABE03	31-Oct-1999	Little Horrors of Shop	Buck Strickland makes Hank take two weeks off from Strickland Propane. While taking the two weeks off, Hank begins teaching shop at Tom Landry Middle School.
65	4-5	4ABE04	07-Nov-1999	Aisle 8A	Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii for Kahn's job, and leave Connie to stay with the Hills. While there, she has her first period.
66	4-6	4ABE05	14-Nov-1999	A Beer Can Named Desire	Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, and he has a chance to win a million dollars if he can throw a football into a 1 foot hole in an Alamo Beer can. Also, Bill visits the rest of the Dauterive Family.
67	4-7	4ABE08	21-Nov-1999	Happy Hank's Giving	The Hills plan to fly to Montana; when their flight is delayed, they are forced to stay at the airport.
68	4-8	4ABE06	28-Nov-1999	Not in My Back Hoe	Hank meets a guy that reminds him of himself and Bill and Dale have something to say about it!
69	4-9	4ABE07	12-Dec-1999	To Kill a Ladybird	Dale and Ladybird may have rabies, which they may have caught from a raccoon Bobby befriended.
70	4-10	4ABE10	19-Dec-1999	Hillennium	Hank gets caught up in Y2K hype.
71	4-11	4ABE09	09-Jan-2000	Old Glory	Peggy writes a school essay for Bobby, and they get caught.
72	4-12	4ABE11	16-Jan-2000	Rodeo Days	Bobby becomes fascinated with being a rodeo clown and becomes one himself much to Hank and Peggy's dismay.
73	4-13	4ABE13	06-Feb-2000	Hanky Panky (1)	Buck and Mrs. Strickland separate. A Strickland Propane employee is murdered.
74	4-14	4ABE14	13-Feb-2000	High Anxiety (2)	Hank is a suspect in the murder of Debbie Grunds.
75	4-15	4ABE12	20-Feb-2000	Naked Ambition	Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and when Joseph hears the story he wants to see her naked too.
76	4-16	4ABE16	27-Feb-2000	Movin' On Up	Luanne moves out of Hank's den and into her own house.
77	4-17	4ABE15	12-Mar-2000	Bill of Sales	Peggy and Bill start selling for a pyramid scheme.
78	4-18	4ABE18	19-Mar-2000	Won't You Pimai Neighbor?	Bobby may be a Buddhist Lama.
79	4-19	4ABE19	09-Apr-2000	Hank's Bad Hair Day	Hank gets a haircut from Bill, and a bill of $900.00 from the United States Army for the haircut.
80	4-20	4ABE17	16-Apr-2000	Meet the Propaniacs	Bobby and employees of Strickland Propane form a comedy troupe.
81	4-21	4ABE20	30-Apr-2000	Nancy's Boys	Nancy stops cheating on Dale.
82	4-22	4ABE22	07-May-2000	Flush with Power	Hank is forced to install low-flow toilets against his wishes when a drought hits Arlen.
83	4-23	4ABE21	14-May-2000	Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet	Peggy gets unwittingly caught up in the Internet world by taping a video for a foot fetish website.
84	4-24	4ABE23	21-May-2000	Peggy's Fan Fair	While in Nashville, Peggy thinks that Randy Travis stole her song lyrics.

Season 5: 2000-2001

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
85	4-25	5ABE02	01-Oct-2000	The Perils of Polling	When Hank finds out George W. Bush has a weak handshake, he becomes unsure whether to vote for him or not.
86	5-1	5ABE01	05-Nov-2000	The Buck Stops Here	Bobby becomes a golf caddy for Buck Strickland.
87	5-2	4ABE24	12-Nov-2000	I Don't Want to Wait for our lives to be Over, I want to know right now, Will it be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do Do Do Doo Do Do...	Bobby becomes jealous when Joseph, who is younger, begins puberty first.
88	5-3	5ABE05	19-Nov-2000	Spin the Choice	Bobby boycotts Thanksgiving after talking with John Redcorn.
89	5-4	5ABE04	26-Nov-2000	Peggy Makes the Big Leagues	Peggy teaches at the high school.
90	5-5	5ABE03	03-Dec-2000	When Cotton Comes Marching Home	Cotton moves to the VFW, and he wants to march in the Veterans Day parade but his boss will not let him.
91	5-6	5ABE07	10-Dec-2000	What Makes Bobby Run?	When Bobby becomes the school mascot, he is deemed a coward after he runs away from a traditional half-time beating by the opposing team's band.
92	5-7	5ABE08	17-Dec-2000	'Twas the Nut Before Christmas	Bill opens a year-round Christmas village in his yard.
93	5-8	5ABE09	04-Mar-2001	The Exterminator	Dale is forced to quit exterminating because being around all of those poisons for many years have caused Dale to probably not to live past 50, and he is hired at a business called "Stik Tek", where his job is firing other employees.
94	5-9	5ABE10	21-Jan-2001	Chasing Bobby	Hank has to buy a new truck when his old one dies.
95	5-10	5ABE06	04-Feb-2001	Yankee Hankee	Hank discovers he was born in New York City.
96	5-11	5ABE12	11-Feb-2001	Hank and the Great Glass Elevator	Hank moons the former Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, and Bill enters into a relationship with her.
97	5-12	5ABE14	18-Feb-2001	Now Who's the Dummy?	Bobby gets a ventriloquist's dummy named Chip Block.
98	5-13	5ABE15	25-Feb-2001	Ho Yeah!	A prostitute moves in with the Hills.
99	5-14	5ABE16	04-Mar-2001	Luanne Virgin 2.0	Luanne becomes a "born again virgin", and Peggy reveals she had pre-martial sex.
100	5-15	5ABE11	01-Apr-2001	Hank's Choice	It turns out that Bobby is allergic to Ladybird, and Hank must decide whether Bobby goes or Ladybird goes.
101	5-16	5ABE18	08-Apr-2001	It's Not Easy Being Green	When the quarry is going to be drained for a landfill, Hank must pretend he is interested in environmental issues in order to keep a secret from Boomhauer.
102	5-17	5ABE19	22-Apr-2001	The Trouble with Gribbles	When Nancy turns forty, the television station replaces her with Luanne, who is much younger. Then Nancy tells Dale that she wants a facelift. Dale plans to pay for it by filing suit against Manitoba Cigarettes saying that second hand smoke has made Nancy unattractive.
103	5-18	5ABE17	06-May-2001	Hank's Back Story	Hank finds out his back problems are caused by his lack of a butt. He must come to terms with wearing a prosthetic butt.
104	5-19	5ABE22	13-May-2001	Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story	Bobby pretends to be a high school student with a kidney disorder. He attempts to get No Doubt to perform at the high school prom.

Season 6: 2001-2002

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
105	6-1	5ABE24	11-Nov-2001	Bobby Goes Nuts	Bobby is empowered after taking a women's self-defense class where he learns, much to Hank's horror, to kick his attackers below the belt. Ouch!
106	6-2	6ABE02	09-Dec-2001	Soldier of Misfortune	When Dale tries to run for re-election at The Arlen Gun Club, his chances seem to backfire when he accidentally shoots the cash register.
107	6-3	5ABE21	12-Dec-2001	Lupe's Revenge	While on a field trip to Mexico, Peggy accidentally smuggles a Mexican Girl back into America.
108	6-4	6ABE04	16-Dec-2001	The Father, the Son and J.C.	While Hank is building a Habitat for Humanity house for Buck Strickland, he and Cotton get into an argument, which must be solved by Jimmy Carter. Buck Strickland makes Hank the manager of Strickland Propane and Hank says "I love you" to Buck then Buck declares himself the manager again!
109	6-5	6ABE06	06-Jan-2002	Father of the Bribe	Kahn attempts to bribe Bobby and Connie to break-up. They pretend to break-up to keep the money, but when Connie's grades fall, Kahn and Minh ask them to get back together.
111	6-6	6ABE09	10-Feb-2002	I'm with Cupid	Bill creates trouble when he gives Bobby love advice after Bobby's break up with Connie.
112	6-7	6ABE12	17-Feb-2002	Torch Song Hillogy	Hank is chosen to carry the Olympic Torch through Arlen.
113	6-8	6ABE03	24-Feb-2002	Joust like a Woman	Peggy creates trouble at a Renaissance Fair, where Hank is trying to land a propane account.
114	6-9	6ABE14	03-Mar-2002	The Bluegrass is Always Greener	Connie and the guys form a bluegrass band, against Kahn's wishes.
115	6-10	5ABE20	10-Mar-2002	Unfortunate Son	Cotton's VFW is foreclosed.
116	6-11	6ABE07	17-Mar-2002	Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill	Peggy must pretend she is a nun after she gets a job at a Catholic school.
117	6-12	6ABE10	31-Mar-2002	Tankin' it to the Streets	After Bill finds out the Army performed secret medical experiments on him, he gets drunk and steals a tank.
118	6-13	6ABE08	07-Apr-2002	Of Mice and Little Green Men	Dale comes to the conclusion that an alien is Joseph's dad.
119	6-14	6ABE11	14-Apr-2002	A Man Without a Country Club	Hank is asked to join an all-Asian country club because he is white.
120	6-15	6ABE13	14-Apr-2002	Beer and Loathing	Peggy lands a job at Alamo Beer, and she cannot tell Hank why the beer is making people sick.
121	6-16	6ABE15	21-Apr-2002	Fun with Jane and Jane	Luanne and Peggy unwittingly join a cult.
122	6-17	6ABE16	28-Apr-2002	My Own Private Rodeo	Dale and Nancy renew their wedding vows, and Nancy invites Dale's gay dad, whom Dale hates, to the wedding
123	6-18	6ABE05	05-May-2002	Sug Night	Hank has an erotic dream about grilling in the nude with Nancy.
124	6-19	6ABE17	05-May-2002	Dang Ol' Love	Boomhauer falls in love with a woman who only wanted a one-night stand.
125	6-20	6ABE20	12-May-2002	Returning Japanese (1)	Cotton wants to return to Japan to apologize to a widow of a soldier he killed. It turns out he actually had an affair with the woman.
126	6-21	6ABE21	12-May-2002	Returning Japanese (2)	Hank discovers he has a Japanese half-brother. They must prevent Cotton from spitting in the face of the Japanese Emperor.

Season 7: 2002-2003

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
127	7-1	7ABE01	03-Nov-2002	Get Your Freak Off	Hank is dismayed to see Bobby and a friend dancing inappropriately at a concert.
128	7-2	7ABE03	10-Nov-2002	The Fat and the Furious	Bill becomes a competitive eater. Kid Rock and Jeff Garlin guest star.
129	7-3	6ABE19	17-Nov-2002	Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do	Bobby becomes a science fair partner to Connie's cousin, Tid Pau.
130	7-4	6ABE01	24-Nov-2002	Goodbye Normal Jeans	Peggy becomes jealous when she thinks Bobby is replacing her in the kitchen.
131	7-5	7ABE02	01-Dec-2002	Dances With Dogs	Bobby and Hank join a dog dancing contest.
132	7-6	6ABE22	08-Dec-2002	The Son Also Roses	Bobby quits the football team, and decides to become a rose-grower.
133	7-7	6ABE18	15-Dec-2002	The Texas Skilsaw Massacre	When Hank cuts Dale's finger off, the judge sentences him to an anger management class.
134	7-8	7ABE04	05-Jan-2003	Full Metal Dust Jacket	Peggy takes over the lease of a bookstore, but when the bookstore's business is not so good, she allows Dale to sell guns at the store.
135	7-9	5ABE23	12-Jan-2003	Pigmalion	Luanne becomes involved with a psychotic owner of a pork processing plant.
136	7-10	7ABE05	12-Jan-2003	Megalo Dale	Dale is hired to exterminate at the Mega Lo Mart, but it turns out the "pest" is Chuck Mangione, the Mega Lo Mart spokesman.
137	7-11	7ABE07	02-Feb-2003	Boxing Luanne	Luanne becomes a boxer.
138	7-12	7ABE09	09-Feb-2003	Vision Quest	John Redcorn is worried about how Dale is raising Joseph so he gets Hank to take Joesph on a "vision quest".
139	7-13	7ABE10	16-Feb-2003	Queasy Rider	Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and then travel across country to a bike festival.
140	7-14	7ABE08	02-Mar-2003	Board Games	Peggy, Nancy, and Minh run for school board against each other.
141	7-15	7ABE06	09-Mar-2003	An Officer and a Gentle Boy	Hank sends Bobby to Cotton's old military academy.
142	7-16	7ABE11	16-Mar-2003	The Miseducation of Bobby Hill	Bobby becomes a salesman at Strickland Propane.
143	7-17	7ABE13	30-Mar-2003	The Good Buck	Luanne tutors Buck on the Bible.
144	7-18	7ABE14	13-Apr-2003	I Never Promised You an Organic Garden	Peggy takes over the organic garden at the school, but she is caught using pesticides on the garden.
145	7-19	7ABE12	27-Apr-2003	Be True to Your Fool	Bill gives all the guys lice, and they are forced to shave their heads and Hank discovers that he has a tattoo on his head.
146	7-20	7ABE17	04-May-2003	Racist Dawg	Hank hires a repairman who happens to be African-American, who Ladybird attacks. Everyone in Arlen then believe Hank to be a racist who raised his dog to be racist.
147	7-21	7ABE16	11-May-2003	Night and Deity	After Bill attracts pigeons to the alley, Dale must work with an attractive, female exterminator, who makes Nancy jealous.
148	7-22	7ABE18	18-May-2003	Maid in Arlen	Bill and Laoma, Kahn's mother, enter into a romantic relationship.
149	7-23	7ABE20	18-May-2003	Witches of East Arlen	Bobby gets involved with warlocks and tarot cards.

Season 8: 2003-2004

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
150	8-1	8ABE01	02-Nov-2003	Patch Boomhauer	Boomhauer's brother, Patch (voiced by Brad Pitt), is getting married to a woman Boomhauer has always been in love with.
151	8-2	8ABE02	09-Nov-2003	Reborn To Be Wild	Hank starts to fear that Bobby is succumbing bad influences, so he takes him to a Christian youth group
152	8-3	7ABE15	16-Nov-2003	New Cowboy on the Block	The guys are excited that a former Dallas Cowboys player is moving in the neighborhood, but he turns out to be a nuisance.
153	8-4	8ABE04	23-Nov-2003	The Incredible Hank	Peggy secretly introduces testosterone pills into Hank's food, which causes him to go through puberty again. Meanwhile, Bobby is afraid of taking showers after gym class.
154	8-5	7ABE22	30-Nov-2003	Flirting With the Master	Television star Monsignor Martinez invites Peggy to come to Mexico with him to teach his kids temporarily.
155	8-6	7ABE19	07-Dec-2003	After the Mold Rush	Hank's house is declared uninhabitable due to mold.
156	8-7	8ABE05	14-Dec-2003	Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane	Hank rents an eighteen wheeler in order to deliver furniture to his mother. Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne attempt to write a Christmas song.
157	8-8	7ABE21	04-Jan-2004	Rich Hank, Poor Hank	Bobby thinks Hank is secretly a rich miser, and Bobby steals Hank's credit card to go on a shopping spree.
158	8-9	8ABE03	25-Jan-2004	Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill	Peggy is hired to be an artist, but finds out the people who hired her think she is a hick.
159	8-10	8ABE06	08-Feb-2004	That's What She Said	A new Strickland Propane employee (Ben Stiller) makes Hank uncomfortable by making jokes of a sexual nature.
160	8-11	8ABE09	15-Feb-2004	My Hair Lady	Luanne and Bill get hired at "Hottyz", the new salon in Arlen, and Bill pretends to be gay so that he can work there.
161	8-12	8ABE10	22-Feb-2004	Phish and Wild Life	When Hank, Bobby, and the guys go camping, they discover they are camping during a hippie festival.
162	8-13	8ABE07	07-Mar-2004	Cheer Factor	Peggy becomes the cheerleading coach at the school.
163	8-14	8ABE11	14-Mar-2004	Dale Be Not Proud	A race car driver needs a kidney, and Dale is the only one that can give him one.
164	8-15	8ABE08	21-Mar-2004	Après Hank, le Deluge	When a flood threatens Arlen, Bill becomes leader of the emergency shelter. Meanwhile, Hank must protect the town from a potential dam break.
165	8-16	8ABE12	28-Mar-2004	DaleTech	Dale starts a security company called "DaleTech", but his business is threatened by Cotton.
166	8-17	8ABE14	18-Apr-2004	How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo	When Hank finds out Bobby's new Texas history schoolbook is missing a chapter on The Alamo, he attempts to produce a play about it. This episode also includes a Peggy and Luanne subplot to photograph Flat Stanley in several locations.
167	8-18	8ABE16	25-Apr-2004	Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon	Hank becomes outraged when he finds out that "The Texas State Grill-Off" doesn't include propane. He teams up with Luanne to protest, and she ends up making Hank more upset.
168	8-19	8ABE13	02-May-2004	Stressed For Success	Bobby joins the school's Quiz Bowl team because of his extensive knowledge of pop culture, but he becomes stressed out by the pressure.
169	8-20	8ABE15	09-May-2004	Hank's Back (a.k.a. The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank)	Hank suffers a back injury and none of his doctors can fix it, so he turns to Yoga. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to keep the "Pink and White" grocery store open.
170	8-21	8ABE17	16-May-2004	The Redneck on Rainey Street	After Kahn Jr. gets rejected from a prestigious summer education camp, Kahn and Minh decide to become an El Camino driving, Possum Quesidilla eatin' pair of rednecks.
171	8-22	8ABE20	23-May-2004	Talking Shop	Bobby signs up for peer counseling, but after a few days, Bobby is the one who needs counseling.

Season 9: 2004-2005

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
172	9-1	8ABE22	7-Nov-2004	A Rover Runs Through It	The Hills travel to Montana to visit Peggy's mother. There, they find out the family is losing the ranch to Henry Winkler.
173	9-2	9ABE05	19-Dec-2004	Ms. Wakefield	Ms. Wakefield, who grew up in the Hill's home, wants to die in the house.
174	9-3	8ABE18	16-Jan-2005	Death Buys a Timeshare	Cotton wants to buy a timeshare in Mexico.
175	9-4	8ABE19	23-Jan-2005	Yard, She Blows!	Peggy is jealous that Hank always gets complimented on his yard, so she starts a garden in the front yard. When that doesn't work she puts "Winklebottom" the garden gnome in their front yard, which drives Hank nuts!
176	9-5	9ABE02	30-Jan-2005	Dale To the Chief	Conspiracy-theorist Dale is stunned to find out that the Government was right about who killed John F. Kennedy. Meanwhile, when Hank gets his new driver's license his sex is listed as "female"!
177	9-6	9ABE06	13-Feb-2005	The Petriot Act	Hank agrees to pet-sit a pet for a soldier, but gets a cat - against his wishes.
178	9-7	9ABE12	20-Feb-2005	Enrique-cilable Differences	Enrique, who is separating from his wife, becomes attached to Hill family and a burden to Hank.
179	9-8	9ABE03	6-Mar-2005	Mutual of Omabwah	When Hank finds out his home insurance policy has lapsed, he and Bobby try and protect the home from damage. Peggy and Luanne must stay the weekend at a rest stop.
180	9-9	9ABE01	13-Mar-2005	Care-Takin' Care of Business	When the long-time caretaker of the school football field starts being senile, the guys try to secretly take care of the football field. Luanne dates Lucky.
181	9-10	9ABE07	27-Mar-2005	Arlen City Bomber	Luanne starts skating with a roller derby team to pay off some debts; later Peggy joins, too. They end up more in debt when they try to start their own team from money they borrowed.
182	9-11	9ABE09	10-Apr-2005	Redcorn Gambles With His Future	John Redcorn opens a casino to promote his band, "Big Mountain Fudgecake".
183	9-12	9ABE10	17-Apr-2005	Smoking and the Bandit	When Arlen bans smoking in all restaurants and bars, Dale becomes the "Smoking Bandit" to impress Joseph.
184	9-13	9ABE08	1-May-2005	Gone with the Windstorm	When Channel 84 hires a new meteorologist, Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold. Determined to remain an integral member of the news team, Nancy drives a stolen news van into a raging wildfire, aiming to scoop the competition. Meanwhile, Bobby is always frightened at school by a boy who keeps jumping out and startling him.
185	9-14	9ABE13	8-May-2005	Bobby On Track	Bobby is asked to join the track team to motivate the other player's because of his poor skills.
186	9-15	9ABE19	15-May-2005	It Ain't Over Till The Fat Neighbor Sings	Bill joins an all-male chorus; when Bill goes AWOL to tour with the Harmonaholics, the guys go after him.

Season 10: 2005-2006

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
187	10-1	9ABE14	18-Sep-2005	Hank's on Board	Hank finds out the other guys don't want to go on vacation with him.
188	10-2	8ABE21	25-Sep-2005	Bystand Me	When the Arlen Bystander newspaper gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. However, Peggy doesn't know any household hints. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.
189	10-3	9ABE15	6-Nov-2005	Bill's House	Bill turns his house into a rehabilitation center for alcoholics. (Trivia: The official episode description states that Bill opens a halfway house. The people who stayed at Bill's house were not in prison; thus, the official episode descriptions use the term 'halfway house' incorrectly.)
190	10-4	9ABE04	20-Nov-2005	Harlottown	Peggy and Hank protest when Arlen's city manager wants to open a Museum of Prostitution and host the Adult Video Awards.
191	10-5	9ABE16	4-Dec-2005	Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown	Bobby goes to clown college and becomes a classical clown, but he discovers his new act isn't funny.
192	10-6	9ABE11	11-Dec-2005	Orange You Glad I Did Say Banana?	Upon being told that he is too Americanized, Kahn vows to return to his Laotian roots.
193	10-7	9ABE17	29-Jan-2006	You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)	Hank invites a softball team to compete against his own team of misfits, to raise money to save Arlen High School's baseball team. Vernon, Manitoba is the place where Hank gets the check back from the King.
194	10-8	9ABE18	19-Mar-2006	Business is Picking Up	On career day at Tom Landry Middle School, the career that Bobby likes the most is to be a professional pooper-scooper.
195	10-9	9ABE20	26-Mar-2006	The Year of Washing Dangerously	Kahn buys the local car wash as part of a plan to get rich, but when he loses money, he ends up selling to Buck Strickland.
196	10-10	9ABE21	2-Apr-2006	Hank Fixes Everything	Buck Strickland hires the guys from the show "American Chopper" to perform at Strickland Propane in order to win a price war with Thatherton Fuels.
197	10-11	9ABE22	9-Apr-2006	Church Hopping	When the Hill family finds out that thier pew of many years has been given away to another family at church they abandon their staid Methodist church and come about to worship at a new Megachurch.
198	10-12	AABE01	23-Apr-2006	24 Hour Propane People	When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.
199	10-13	AABE02	30-Apr-2006	The Texas Panhandler	Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.
200	10-14	AABE03	7-May-2006	Hank's Bully	A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully. (Actual 200th episode)
201	10-15	AABE04	14-May-2006	Edu-macating Lucky	Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy agrees to help him study for the test, but is torn between her wish to help him and her wish to keep him away from her niece. (Credited as 200th episode)

Season 11: 2007

#	S-E	Code	Airdate	Title	Summary
202	11-1	AABA05	07-Jan-2007	To Be Announced	To Be Announced