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Hi, I'm EVula (talk · contribs · blocks · protections · deletions · page moves · rights · RfA).

Contributions

You can find damn-near exhaustive coverage of my Wikipedia contributions at User:EVula/Contributions.

Friends on Wikipedia

Real-life friends: Bomollyok (talk · contribs) Your ONLY friends are rednecks and gay guys" Frequent MK collaborators: RobWill80 (talk · contribs) The Haunted Angel (talk · contribs) James Hetfield (talk · contribs) Other "partners in crime": HighInBC (talk · contribs) Editors I respect/admire: Husond (talk · contribs) plange (talk · contribs) Cbrown1023 (talk · contribs)

Folks that I know from elsewhere (generally from the Ambrosia boards) who post 'round these here parts: Guapovia (talk · contribs) Huwr (talk · contribs) Spamguy (talk · contribs) Squibix (talk · contribs) Killik Twilight (talk · contribs) DavidArthur (talk · contribs) Mazca (talk · contribs) MWalk (talk · contribs) Ned Scott (talk · contribs) Andcarne (talk · contribs) Ephrin (talk · contribs) Mindule (talk · contribs) SonicCucumber (talk · contribs) mrxak (talk · contribs) nfreader (talk · contribs)

Editing milestones

Everyone else has one, so I'll just follow the herd...

15k edit: Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Persian Poet Gal, February 14, 2007 [1] 14k edit: User:Hampi.com, January 13, 2007 [2] 13k edit: Wikipedia talk:Requests for adminship, December 26, 2006 [3] 12k edit: Talk:Andriy Fedchuk, November 25, 2006 [4] 11k edit: Talk:Abus, November 23, 2006 [5] 10k edit: User talk:Willowkaos, November 12, 2006 [6] 9k edit: Talk:Yamashiro, Kyoto, October 30, 2006 [7] 8k edit: User talk:71.37.42.64, October 22, 2006 [8]

7k edit: List of recurring robot characters from Futurama, October 15, 2006 [9] 6k edit: User:WhiteRhino, October 7, 2006 [10] 5k edit: Mortal Kombat: Devastation, September 24, 2006 [11] 4k edit: Sonya Blade, September 2, 2006 [12] 3k edit: User:EVula, August 7, 2006 [13] 2k edit: Blade (Street Fighter), July 13, 2006 [14] 1k edit: Talk:X-Men: The Last Stand, June 3, 2006 [15] 1st edit: Hume-Fogg High School, February 2, 2006 [16]

Collection of insults

I have been called:

• a cunt [17]
• a racist (actually, I was accused of racial profiling, but that's about the same) [18]
• a censor of free speech on Wikipedia [19]
• the king of knee-jerk reactions [20]
• a moron [21]
• Jewish (a troll I indef blocked linked my name to "Jewula") [22] (while I don't find Jews offensive, it was meant as an insult)
• I have been accused of ruining articles [23]
• someone with a split personality called me a fucker (well, a "f****r") [24]
• the same person also called me a "fucking ass pounder" [25]
• the same person yet again declared that "EVula likes ass" [26] and that I like having gay sex with men.[27]
• I'm really gay, apparently... [28]
• a pussy [29]
• my favorite: I was called a lug head on YouTube [30]
• a pussy sucking shit eater [31]
• "common white trash" [32]
• "a chronic masturbator" [33]
• a lot of... whatever... about me and prostitutes [34]
• "Worships sexual intercource, ecpecially while doing it with his dog". [35] The first part, sure, but the second part... well, I don't even have a dog, but that isn't really my biggest objection to the statement...
• "You area [sic] heartless bastard who is so stupid you dont know the diffrence between your hands and feet. I bet you could nt walk until you were 19. You are ass head" [36] The "you are ass head" (who needs articles?) reminds me of Waiting for Guffman.

Collection of threats

All the fun of the insults, but with the added bonus of physical violence! Yay!

• "I will murder you and hang your body from a oak tree for the piegons [sic] to eat." [37] Sorry, but I have to give him points on the creative front for this one.
• "I will kill you and hang your body in a meat locker" [38]
• "I will sue" [39]
• "Unblock me now EVula or face the consiquinces [sic]" [40]
• "I will report you and you will banned from Wikipedia. You just ruined your future here." [41]
• "EVula you are going down as is Wikipedia. By noon tommorrow you will be dead." [42]
• "EVula I am going to kill you and cut your body up and use it as food for my dog" [43]
• "you are soon going to die a horrible death at my hands. I promise you. You will feel pain. The ground will be covered with youtr [sic] pitiful blood" [44]
• "I think I too will kill you EVula and American Brit too. You both will be buried by Monday." [45]
• "Just be looking for something to be buried in EVula. You are soon going to be in your grave." [46]
• "I will hunt you down and brutally murder you. Then I will throw your body into the ocean. How sad is it knowing you will soon be fishfood?" [47]
• "EVula I will personally beat you to death with a crow bar. Then I will stuff your body and bury it at the garbage dump." [48]
• "Evula [sic] I plan to kill you and American Brit. You both are soon to be in Hell." [49]
• blah blah blah "By Wendesday you will be just a memory" blah blah blah [50]
• "you EVula will die in my bathtub and your lifeless bady will hang on my flagpole" [51]
• "I think you should stay away from me or I will hang you from my pine tree." [52] No, not a pine tree!
• "Just start inviting people to a double funeral because Hanunted Angel and EVula are going tot he grave." [53]

Wacky fun!

External links

Personal sites

• EVula's Lair
• EVula's Blog

Believe me, I've got plenty of other websites, but Wikipedia probably wouldn't like me to link to all of them. ;)

Other

• EVula at IMDb
• EVula, super-moderator of the Ambrosia Software web boards

To Do list

	To-do list for User:EVula:	edit - history - watch - purge
	High Priority Medium Priority Keep Category:Living People empty (see also: Category:Often-populated Wikipedia category redirects Interwikify Wikipedia:User page Low Priority Add {{WikiProject Japan}} to more stubs Interwiki stuff Interwiki-sort {{Commons}} and {{Commonscat}} High-activity wikis I want to edit on: none currently

Fun stuff just for you, just because you made it to the bottom of my userpage

I love humor. Here's (inadvertently) funny stuff I've run across while doing wiki-work.

• In doing research for AfD/Arizona Wilder, I found a website that claimed "the President and Vice-President of the U.S. are child-molesting, shape-shifting reptilians". The article itself had such good-times stuff as "... she allegedly witnessed such people as Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, Gerald Ford, and George H.W. Bush conducting cannibalistic rituals in which many of them were seen to "shape-shift" into demons." Woo-boy, loads of laughs.

• The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot — Best movie title of all time, or best movie title ever? You make the call!

I'll be sure to add more as I find it...

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