Comet (song)
"Comet" is a well-known humorous children's song in parts of North America and other English-speaking countries. It describes the deleterious effects of consuming Comet cleanser—a powdered cleansing product.[1] The most prominent and often-occurring effect in the song is that it turns one's teeth green. Among other effects alleged by this song are an unappealing taste and, unsurprisingly, a tendency to vomit.[2]
Although this song, like many in its genre, has widely variable lyrics,[3][4] a common version contains the following words:
- Comet - it makes your teeth [or "lips"] turn green!;
- Comet - it tastes like gasoline [or "kerosene" in Australia; or "Listerine", in the variation where your lips turn green]!;
- Comet - it makes you vomit;
- So buy [or "eat" or "get"] some Comet, and vomit, today!
The melody of the song is the "Colonel Bogey March".[5]
In popular culture
- Bart Simpson sings a version about his sister in the Simpsons episode "Stark Raving Dad"[6]
- Byron, one of the Pike triplets, sings a variation in Baby-sitters on Board!, The Baby Sitters Club Super Special #1. [7]
See also
- Hitler Has Only Got One Ball, another schoolyard song set to the "Colonel Bogey March" melody
References
- ^ Bronner, Simon J. (1988). American Children's Folklore. August House. p. 80. ISBN 0-87483-068-0.
- ^ Chotzinoff, Robin (2006). Holy Unexpected: My New Life as a Jew. New York City: PublicAffairs. p. 105. ISBN 1-58648-308-0.
- ^ Winsor, Charlotte B. (1975). Dimensions of Language Experience. Agathon Publications. p. 155. ISBN 0-87586-052-4.
- ^ Kun, Michael (2005). You Poor Monster. MacAdam/Cage Publishing. p. 15. ISBN 1-59692-119-6.
- ^ MacDonald, Ann-Marie (2003). The Way the Crow Flies. HarperCollins. p. 97. ISBN 0-06-058637-0.
- ^ Transcript Archived 2008-05-17 at the Wayback Machine of "Stark Raving Dad"
- ^ Martin, Ann M. (28 May 2013). Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #1: Baby-sitters on Board!. Scholastic. ISBN 9780545628099.