You're All Worthless And Weak is the first live album by the heavy metal band Gwar. It was recorded at the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC, on Halloween 2000, and released on November 8, 2000. It features the return of Sexecutioner and Sleazy P. Martini, as well as Techno Destructo and his brother Bozo Destructo. The show was one of the last appearances by Slymenstra Hymen, though she is not heard. At first, it was available exclusively to members of the Total Slavery Fan Club but it was later made available to the general public through the band's official website. The album has since gone out of print. The Gwarnage Campaign is made up of videos taken from this show, with only a few tracks taken from other concerts of the tour. The title is taken from a line in the film Animal House.
