Fictional presidents of the Confederate States of America

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In reality, the Confederate States of America (1861-1865) has only had one president, who was Jefferson Davis. In various American Civil War alternate histories where the Confederacy won the American Civil War and continued its existence, various people have served in the office of the presidency of the Confederacy.

Historical figures

George W. Bush

  • In the Family Guy episode Back to the Pilot, Brian Griffin prevented the September 11th attacks from occurring by telling his past self about them ahead of time when he had traveled back in time to 1999 with Stewie, originally to find a lost tennis ball. As a result, George W. Bush lost the 2004 election without any fear to exploit, returned to Texas and reformed the Confederacy from nine Southern states. This triggered a devastating Second American Civil War during which seventeen million people were killed in concentrated nuclear strikes along the Eastern seaboard. The original timeline was restored by the end of the episode. [1]

John F. Kennedy

Robert E. Lee

James Longstreet

  • In If the South Had Won the Civil War by MacKinlay Kantor, James Longstreet's presidency saw the adoption of the Liberty Bill in 1885 which abolished slavery throughout the entire Confederacy.
  • In the Southern Victory Series book How Few Remain by Harry Turtledove, James Longstreet's presidency saw the Confederate purchase of Sonora and Chihuahua from the Mexican Empire, a Confederate victory in the Second Mexican War (1881-1882) and the manumission of the Confederate slave population (albeit as a condition of British and French military aid). His (fictional) grandson, Samuel Longstreet, served as C.S. Senator for Virginia and became the first Whig in Confederate history to lose a presidential election following the victory of Freedom Party candidate Jake Featherston in 1933.

William McKinley

Richard Nixon

  • In the film C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America, a 2004 mockumentary directed by Kevin Willmott which depicts a timeline in which the Confederacy won the American Civil War, completely annexed and absorbed the United States, and perpetuated slavery. By 1960, when only 29 percent of voters approve of slavery, Democratic candidate Richard Nixon was defeated by Roman Catholic Republican candidate John F. Kennedy. On the online timeline of the film, it is reveled that Nixon was eventually elected Confederate President in his own right. During his presidency, Nixon travels to China in 1972 (the first time a Confederate President would do so). His talks with the Chinese government would open the way for Confederate-run labor camps to be run in China, which results in cheaper goods being made and imported from China. However, that year on June 17, five men were caught placing wire taps at the Watergate Hotel in order to spy on the Confederate National Committee. As the investigation wore on, it became clear that the orders came from high-up. How high up was unclear until a mysterious anonymous source, using the code name “Dark Throat”, tipped off the CBI that Nixon gave the orders to place the taps. Under pressure from the press and the CBI investigation of the Watergate scandal Nixon was forced to resign from the presidency on August 8, 1974 (as in real life). During his resignation speech he reminded the public, “I am not a Negro!”. Still, years from the event, the mystery surrounding the informant “Dark Throat” is still speculated about. The most popular theory is that one of the White House slaves had overheard the President, and turn against Nixon by turning him in to the CBI. With the penalty of slaves turning against their masters in the Confederacy being death, it is unlikely the informant would ever even be known.[3]

Ronald Reagan

Theodore Roosevelt

  • On the online timeline of the 2004 mockumentary CSA: The Confederate States of America, Theodore Roosevelt served in the Spanish-American War in the Battle of San Juan Hill as part of the Rough Riders much like he does in reality. A journal excerpt describes the assault he led up Kettle Hill, "With a pistol in one hand an a saber in the other, he spurred his mount forward. His face grew flushed; his glasses clouded with steam; a wide grin covered his face. He saw the Spanish fleeing before him. He fired at one of them, who fell as neatly as a jackrabbit". The alternate version of the Spanish-American War would spark a resurgence in the Manifest Destiny and the Confederacy's continued expansion south that would continue well into the 1920s and would include all of the Caribbean, Mexico, Central and South America as part of the nation's conquered territories. Theodore Roosevelt would eventually become Confederate President after 1901.[4]

Woodrow Wilson

Fictional characters

Jake Featherston

  • President in the Southern Victory Series by Harry Turtledove. The fictional timeline's equivalent of Adolf Hitler, he is motivated by his desire to fight a second war against the United States as revenge for the Confederacy's humiliating defeat in the First Great War and to eliminate the Confederacy's black population and its ruling aristocracy, believing that the former had 'stabbed the South in the back' and that the latter had incompetently led the Confederacy via the War Department and the Whig Party during the First Great War. He is the head of the Freedom Party, having been its presidential candidate in Confederate presidential elections since 1921. He is later killed by a Black freedom fighter named Cassius in 1944.

Wade Hampton V

  • President in the Southern Victory Series by Harry Turtledove. The fictional descendant of Wade Hampton III, Hampton is elected President in 1921 over Jake Featherston (Freedom Party) and Ainsworth Layne (Radical Liberal), but is assassinated by Freedom Party stalwart Grady Calkins in Birmingham, Alabama in June 1922. In this alternate timeline, Hampton is the first president in either US or CS history to be assassinated.

President Lee

Burton Mitchel

  • President in the Southern Victory Series by Harry Turtledove. Possibly the fictional descendant of Charles B. Mitchel, Mitchel becomes President in 1922 after the assassination of Wade Hampton V. He successfully runs for election in 1927 (being erroneous said to be running for re-election) after the Confederate Supreme Court rules that he was eligible despite serving out more than five years of his predecessor's term, probably to prevent Jake Featherston from being elected. After the start of the Great Depression in 1929, Mitchel is blamed for the Confederacy's economic woes, with shanty towns across the country being dubbed "Mitcheltowns" (the equivalent of the U.S.'s "Blackfordburghs" and the "Hoovervilles" of our own realistic timeline). Mitchel would be the last Whig Party president of the Confederacy after Featherston's victory in the 1933 presidential election, defeating the Whig candidate Samuel Longstreet (the fictional grandson of James Longstreet).

Donald Partridge

  • President in the Southern Victory Series by Harry Turtledove. A caricature of Dan Quayle, he became Vice President after an unsuccessful coup led by his predecessor Willy Knight (being considered Knight's polar opposite, a useless, harmless idiot who spent most of his time telling Featherston dumb farm-girl jokes and spending time in the company of various women). He eventually became C.S. president after Jake Featherson was assassinated by Cassius Madison, overseeing the Confederacy's surrender to and subsequent annexation by the United States after the Second Great War (1941-1944).

Gabriel Semmes

See also

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