Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

For the song "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please", see Splodgenessabounds.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Title card
Created by	Susan Nickson
Written by	Susan Nickson Daniel Peak Karen Laws Jon Brown Tim Dawson Kate Wincup
Directed by	Gareth Carrivick Becky Martin Nick Wood Geoff Posner
Starring	Ralf Little Will Mellor Natalie Casey Sheridan Smith Kathryn Drysdale Luke Gell Thomas Nelstrop Beverley Callard Hayley Bishop Lee Oakes Freddie Hogan Georgia Henshaw
Opening theme	"Two Pints of Lager Theme" by Christian Henson
Country of origin	United Kingdom
Original language	English
No. of series	9
No. of episodes	80 (list of episodes)
Production
Production location	Runcorn, Cheshire
Camera setup	Multi-camera
Running time	30–45 minutes
Production company	BBC Television
Original release
Network	BBC Two (2001) BBC Three (2001–2011) BBC One (2020)
Release	26 February 2001 – 24 May 2011

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps is a British sitcom that ran from 26 February 2001 to 24 May 2011, and will return for a special one-off episode in 2020. First broadcast on BBC Two, it starred Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, and Luke Gell. Created and written by Susan Nickson and set in her hometown of Runcorn, Cheshire, it originally revolved around the lives of five twenty-somethings. Little departed after the sixth series, with Smith and Drysdale leaving following the eighth series. The ninth and final series had major changes with new main cast members and new writers.

The core cast was augmented by various recurring characters throughout the series, portrayed by Beverley Callard, Lee Oakes, Hayley Bishop, Thomas Nelstrop, Freddie Hogan, and Georgia Henshaw. The title was inspired by the 1980 song "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please" by Splodgenessabounds. On 23 July 2011, it was confirmed that the series would not return due to the BBC making room for new comedies and feeling that the series had come to a natural end after the departures of most of the main cast members.

Background

The BBC's Head of Comedy and original executive producer of the show, Geoffrey Perkins, saw writer Susan Nickson's work on Channel 4's Lloyd's Bank Film Challenge, entitled "Life's A Bitch", which starred Sean Hughes and Kathy Burke. At age 14, Nickson was asked by Perkins to come and work with the BBC after a few years, and she created Two Pints when she was 18.

The BBC tried to persuade the producers of the Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks to get Will Mellor and Natalie Casey to work with them when they appeared in the show. Ralf Little and Sheridan Smith were cast soon after completing work on another BBC sitcom, The Royle Family. Although initially reluctant, Little agreed to audition when he realised that Two Pints would be very different from The Royle Family. Kathryn Drysdale was brought in after producers saw her perform at drama school.

The original cast from 2001–2006:
(back) Ralf Little (Jonny), and Will Mellor (Gaz)
(front) Kathryn Drysdale (Louise), Sheridan Smith (Janet), and Natalie Casey (Donna)

The show's unaired pilot starred Little and Mellor, though the characters of Janet, Louise, and Donna were portrayed by Clare Buckfield, Lucy Punch, and Maxine Peake. Little and Smith play couple Jonny and Janet, alongside Mellor and Casey as Gaz and Donna. The latter two had previously portrayed a couple in Hollyoaks. Smith also considered herself lucky that she had already worked with Little before, as playing such a close couple would have been awkward for both. Mellor stated in an interview how he sees Casey as a younger sister, which made kissing scenes awkward. Smith also classes Casey as the "mummy" in the show, due to her knowledge and problem-solving skills. Typically, episodes end with a particularly dramatic scene, such as Jonny breaking the news to Janet that her parents turned down his request for her hand in marriage.

BBC Two broadcast the first series, while BBC Choice screened the second series but was re-branded as BBC Three shortly before it screened the third series, and showed the first run of each new series from then on. BBC Two also repeated the show, though only once, every Thursday. Series four ended with Jonny being shot by armed police and viewers were asked to vote, by text or phone, on his fate. Series 5 began with a funeral, but it was revealed to be that of Donna's mother. Some series are accompanied by a special programme featuring bloopers. The show, titled Two Pints of Lager Outtakes, features interviews with cast and crew, each explaining the difficulties of getting various scenes to be performed as expected.

The outcome of the final episode of series 8 was decided by the public, who were asked to vote on whether Gaz should be with Donna or Janet. Following the finale of series 8, which was broadcast on 10 May 2009, the audience chose Donna with 76.9% of the vote. The final episode concluded with Donna at Gaz's bedside.

Although Two Pints is largely comedic, it sometimes (especially at the end of a series) becomes more dramatic and serious. Such cliffhangers have included Janet and Jonny's split, Jonny being shot, Gaz's coma, and Janet's imminent departure as a cruise singer. Will Mellor has described the show as being "driven by sex and alcohol" and the show is known for its adult and sometimes scatological humour, mostly involving references to sex and bodily functions. Vulgar language is also freely used, except for the word "fuck", which is uttered only once during the last episode of each series.

Series

The first six series with the original cast including Ralf Little ran until 2006 when Little said he would not return to the series. Will Mellor hinted at the series continuation in television interviews, one being Loose Women, and more or less confirming it on The Paul O'Grady Show. Little announced during an interview for This Morning on 19 September 2007 that he would not be returning for the following series due to an overwhelming schedule, and Jonny was therefore killed off-screen in the first episode of the seventh series.

An eighth series was confirmed by Mellor in an interview in the Metro on 21 April 2008, in which he said that they would be filming the series from November 2008 to January 2009. In January 2009, the BBC announced recording dates for the next series at BBC Television Centre from 1 February to 3 April. A special edition for Comic Relief was also recorded on 25 January. The eighth series began airing on 8 March 2009 starting with a Comic Relief special, which featured characters from Coming of Age and Grownups, as a curtain raiser, with subsequent episodes as normal. Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Luke Gell, Will Mellor and Sheridan Smith all returned and the new character of Wesley was played by Thomas Nelstrop.

Two special episodes of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps were filmed in 2009. The first was set a few minutes after the ending of the previous episode, its cast being limited to Janet, Wesley and Tim, and was recorded on 13 August 2009 at BBC TV Centre. It was a musical extravaganza set entirely inside the Archer and was broadcast on 15 December 2009. The second, "Sliding Gaz", was recorded on 18 August 2009 and shown on 22 December 2009. The cast consists of Donna and Gaz only and shows Donna in a "sliding doors" technique, imagining Gaz being healthy and also paralysed.

In April 2010, it was revealed that the show was to return, albeit 'refreshed' by the BBC, which could mean cast changes, and the loss of the creator of the show, Susan Nickson, who is reportedly moving on to work in America. Location filming for series 9 is set to begin in Runcorn on 25 January as reported in The Runcorn Weekly News. To celebrate the tenth anniversary of the show the official BBC website uploaded many of the viewers' favourite clips as well as Will Mellor and Natalie Casey presenting a 5-minute video about the 10 things you didn't know about the show. A plot summary of the new 2011 Ninth Series was then revealed by the BBC. Original cast members Sheridan Smith and Kathryn Drysdale announced in 2010 that they would not be returning to the show. They were written out of the series and their departures were mentioned in the first episode of series 9. On 23 July 2011, following a decline in ratings and feeling the series had come to a natural end following the departures of half of the main cast members the BBC decided that the show would not return for a tenth series.

Episodes

Main article: List of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps episodes

Series		Episodes	Premier	Finale
	1	6	26 February 2001 (2001-02-26)	2 April 2001 (2001-04-02)
	2	6	15 April 2002 (2002-04-15)	2 May 2002 (2002-05-02)
	3	10	23 February 2003 (2003-02-23)	27 April 2003 (2003-04-27)
	4	8	15 February 2004 (2004-02-15)	4 April 2004 (2004-04-04)
	5	14	2 January 2005 (2005-01-02)	4 March 2005 (2005-03-04)
	6	10	26 February 2006 (2006-02-26)	30 April 2006 (2006-04-30)
	7	8	13 January 2008 (13 January 2008)	9 March 2008 (2008-03-09)
	8	8	15 March 2009 (15 March 2009)	10 May 2009 (10 May 2009)
	9	6	26 April 2011 (26 April 2011)	24 May 2011 (24 May 2011)

Cast

Main article: List of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps characters

Main

Actor	Character	Duration	Series
Will Mellor	Gaz Wilkinson	2001–2011	1–9
Natalie Casey	Donna Henshaw	2001–2011	1–9
Sheridan Smith	Janet Keogh	2001–2009	1–8
Ralf Little	Jonny Keogh	2001–2006	1–6
Kathryn Drysdale	Louise Brooks	2001–2009	1–8
Beverley Callard	Flo Henshaw	2001–2003	1–3
Lee Oakes	Munch Wilkinson	2003–2005, 2008	3–5, 7
Hayley Bishop	Kelly Crabtree	2004–2006	4–6
Luke Gell	Tim Claypole	2008–2011	7–9
Thomas Nelstrop	Wesley Presley	2009	8
Freddie Hogan	Billy McCormack	2011	9
Georgia Henshaw	Cassie Claypole	2011	9

Supporting

Actor	Character	Duration	Series
Various	Corinthian McVitie Keogh	2005–2009	5–8
Amelie Rose and Gracie Eve Pelta	Louise Louise Brooks	2008–2009	7–8
Samuel Barnett	Leonard	2011	9
Alison Mac	Kate	2004	4
Jonathon Dutton	David Fish	2003–2004	3–4

DVD releases

Season	Date released	# of episodes	# of discs	Special features
The Complete First and Second Series	18 August 2003	12	2
The Complete Third and Fourth Series	6 September 2004	18	4	2003 Musical special
The Complete Fifth Series	5 September 2005	14	3
The Complete Series 1–4	24 October 2005	30	5
The Complete Sixth Series	4 September 2006	10	2	Behind the scenes
The Complete Series 1–6	16 October 2006	54	10
The Complete Seventh Series	21 April 2008	8	2	Behind the scenes
The Complete Eighth Series	14 September 2009	9	2	Comic Relief Special
The Complete Ninth Series	13 June 2011	6	2	2009 specials

Filming locations

Many of the places featured in Two Pints are real and are mostly in Runcorn :

• The Archer is the former Waterloo pub at 88 High Street in the Old Town area of Runcorn, near the canal, and for the series is renamed after the series' first script editor, Paul Mayhew-Archer, who was later replaced by Jon Brown. The Waterloo closed in December 2012, and has been converted into a Buddhist temple. (Series 1 features a second pub called The Mayhew.) The Waterloo is only used for the exterior shots whereas the interiors are recorded in the studio at BBC Television Centre in London. 53.34083°N 2.73784°W / 53.34083; -2.73784 (Two Pints - Archer Hotel)
• The power station featured in the credits is Fiddlers Ferry Power Station in between the neighbouring towns of Widnes & Warrington
• Sayer's Bakery where Janet works is also real, being located at 30 Church Street, Runcorn Old Town. 53.34356°N 2.74005°W / 53.34356; -2.74005 (Sayer's Bakery)
• Gaz's workshop (Brindley Autos) can be found on Brindley Street in the northwest of the town under one of the rail bridge's arches. 53.34282°N 2.74018°W / 53.34282; -2.74018 (Brindley Autos)
• The Castle ruins featured in the opening title sequence are those of Halton Castle, in the east of the town. 53.33377°N 2.69673°W / 53.33377; -2.69673 (Halton Castle)
• The exterior of Gaz and Donna's flat is also real and can be found opposite the indoor market near Alcock Street and the bus station in the Old Town. 53.34199°N 2.73224°W / 53.34199; -2.73224 (Two Pints - Gaz's flat)
• Janet and Jonny's house can be found at 9 Clarks Terrace, in the Weston Point area of Runcorn. 53.32816°N 2.75663°W / 53.32816; -2.75663 (Two Pints - Janet and Jonny's house)

External links

• Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps at BBC Online (Last updated March 2008)
• Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps at the British TV Comedy Guide
• Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps at British Comedy Guide
• Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps at IMDb
• Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps at BBC Online