Kunt and the Gang

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Kunt and the Gang
OriginBasildon, Essex, United Kingdom[1]
Comedy music
Novelty song
Years active2003–2016
LabelsDisco Minge Records
Associated actsMike Gibbons
Little Kunt (hand puppet)

Kunt and the Gang was an English musical comedy performer. Through the release of six studio albums and a number of singles, he has achieved minor chart success, but is best known for his status as an internet celebrity. Kunt's work is known for its controversial lyrical content, dealing with such taboo subjects as masturbation, paedophilia and sexual fantasies.

Based in Basildon, Essex, Kunt and the Gang began his career in 2003, performing at a number of pubs and gaining the attention of various national magazines. His first three albums, I Have A Little Wank And I Have A Little Cry (2005), I Have Another Wank And I Have Another Cry (2007) and One Last Wank And One Last Cry (2008) constituted a "Wanking and Crying Trilogy", each being released on Disco Minge Records. This was followed by a fourth studio album, the topical Shannon Matthews: The Musical (2010).

It was also in 2010 that Kunt first reached chart success, when his single "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story)" reached number 66 in the UK Christmas singles chart.[2][3][4] The following year, another single, "Fucksticks", also entered the charts, this time at number 63.


Charted singles[edit]

Year Single UK Peak Positions[5]
2010 "Use My Arsehole as a Cunt" 66
2011 "Fucksticks" 63

Other songs[edit]

Year Title
2004 Santa's Sack
2006 Fucksticks (First Release)
2006 This Christmas
2007 All I Want For Christmas is You (To Bring Me Off)
2008 Jesus (Baby With a Beard)
2008 Men with beards What are they hiding?
2009 I Sucked Off a Bloke: 2 New Songs Tour Souvenir
2009 Kuntish Christmas
2011 Jesus (Baby With a Beard)


Year Title
2005 I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry
2007 I Have Another Wank and I Have Another Cry
2008 One Last Wank and One Last Cry
2010 Kunt and the Gang Presents Shannon Matthews: The Musical
2011 Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous
2011 Kiss You Under The Cameltoe (The Christmas Singles)
2013 Kuntrarian (Little Kunt's Solo Album)
2014 Japs iTunes
2015 Kunt'll Fix It
2016 Blue ROFL

Compilation albums[edit]

Year Title
2009 Here's One I Knocked Out Earlier
2010 Complete Kunt: The Greatest Minor Internet Hits of Kunt and the Gang
2012 Sloppy Seconds: More Titbits from the Kunt Archives
2013 Fresh Kunt (download only Greatest Hits)

External links[edit]


  1. ^ "Poor Rudolf Bing must be spinning in his grave - The Guardian Lee.S p.21 August 2016". Retrieved 26 November 2018.
  2. ^ http://acharts.us/song/59558
  3. ^ http://www.prefixmag.com/news/anti-simon-cowell-songs-spread-throughout-uk-chart/47153/
  4. ^ http://www.mintsouth.com/2010/12/kunt-and-the-gang-reach-number-66-in-the-chart/
  5. ^ http://www.chartstats.com/artistinfo.php?id=12803

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