Consistent with many of the band's previous 'joke tracks', the first track "The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs mix)", much like the original is completely silent. The only "remix" that occurs here is simply that the track is shorter; 0:39 of silence instead of the original's 1:04. Given the title of the album, it is also an example of their self-deprecating humor style, with the logic that silence can actually be considered some of their best work.
Edit taken from the 1996 European single My Girlfriend's Girlfriend. This cover originally appeared on the Black Sabbath tribute Nativity in Black under the song's original title, simply "Black Sabbath", and was sung with its original lyrics, but the version that appeared on "The Least Worst Of" has Peter Steele's own lyrics, sung from the perspective of Lucifer.
Edit taken from the 1996 European single My Girlfriend's Girlfriend. This cover originally appeared on the Black Sabbath tribute Nativity in Black, but this version has Peter Steele's own lyrics, sung from the perspective of Lucifer.
"Christian Woman" – 4:25
Edit taken from the 1993 European single Christian Woman. The full length version can be found on Bloody Kisses.
"12 Black Rainbows" – 5:10
Taken from the 1999 European single Everything Dies. It is from the recording sessions of World Coming Down. The song revolves around non-sexual foreplay, relationship breakups, alcohol abuse, and heartache.
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" (Cheese Organ mix) – 3:43
Previously unreleased alternate mix. The original version can be found on October Rust.
Sal Abruscato - drums, percussion and backing vocals on "The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs mix)", "Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare-All)", "Christian Woman", "Hey Pete (Pete's Ego Trip Version)", "Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty of Infidelity" and "Gravitational Constant: G = 6.67 x 10−8 cm−3 gm−1 sec−2"
Johnny Kelly - drums, percussion and backing vocals on "Everyone I Love Is Dead", "It's Never Enough", "Love You to Death", "Black Sabbath (From the Satanic Perspective)", "12 Black Rainbows", "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend (Cheese Organ Mix)", "Everything Dies", "Cinnamon Girl (Depressed Mode Mix)" and "Stay Out of My Dreams"