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This is a list of spacecraft found in the Culture novels and short stories by Iain M. Banks. Most ships in this list are members of The Culture, the hybrid society featured in many of these novels. In this setting, each Culture ship, and some others, is also an artificial intelligence with a distinctive personality. Many of these ships are significant characters in the novels.[1][2]
Naming
The machine intelligences called Minds (and, as a consequence, the Culture starships that they inhabit) usually bear names that do a little more than just identify them. The Minds choose their own names, and thus they usually express something about a particular Mind's attitude, character or aims in their personal life. Warship names are similar in retaining the whimsical nature, though the humour tends to be more cynical and threatening.
Banks composed many of the Culture ships' names very carefully to express the attitude of the ship's Mind, and a few names contain puns where both meanings are appropriate to the ship's attitude. A few of the ship names, like variations on "gravitas" are also installments in running gags.
Some ships' names hint at their purpose, but in a way that is not clear until near the end of the book. For example, Sleeper Service is a sleeper agent whose cover is a suspended animation "sleeper service".
Common ship types
Common ship types in The Culture series include:
Class | Acronym | Description |
---|---|---|
General Systems Vehicle | GSV | Mobile habitats and factory ships, largest and most capable Culture ship type. Build and host other ships, including smaller Systems Vehicles. May be home to billions of people. Some militarised and used as giant warships during the Idiran War. |
Medium Systems Vehicle | MSV | Smaller versions of the above. Sometimes former GSVs downgraded as larger GSV classes were developed. |
Limited Systems Vehicle | LSV | Smaller versions of the above. Sometimes former GSVs or MSVs downgraded as larger GSV classes were developed. |
General Contact Vehicle | GCV | Contact craft intermediate in size and function between Systems Vehicles and Contact Units. Capabilities include building other ships. |
General Contact Unit | GCU | Standard Contact craft, used for exploration and for studying and interacting with other societies. Considerable combat capability, but less than dedicated warships. |
Limited Contact Unit | LCU | Smaller, less capable versions of the above. |
Rapid Offensive Unit | ROU | Dedicated fast warships. |
General Offensive Unit | GOU | Dedicated warships. |
Limited Offensive Unit | LOU | Dedicated warships, smaller and less capable than GOUs and ROUs |
Demilitarised ROU | (D)ROU | ROUs with main armament removed, used as courier ships. |
Demilitarised GOU | (D)GOU | GOUs with main armament removed, used as courier ships. |
Demilitarised LOU | (D)LOU | LOUs with main armament removed, used as courier ships. |
Very Fast Picket | VFP | Synonym for (D)ROU. |
Fast Picket | FP | Synonym for (D)GOU or (D)LOU. |
Superlifter | SL | High-speed tugs, consisting largely of engine and used to accelerate or decelerate other ships. Some temporarily militarised as a stop-gap in the early stages of the Idiran War. |
Novels
Consider Phlebas
Ships mentioned in Consider Phlebas include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Nervous Energy | Mountain | |
Culture | GCU | Prosthetic Conscience | ||
Culture | GSV | Bora Horza Gobuchul | Ocean, later Range | The name chosen by the Mind at the centre of the events of the book, after its rescue and emplacement in a GSV. |
Culture | GSV | Determinist | System | The largest GSV class built by the Culture, composed of multiple separate hulls. Population 6 billion. |
Culture | GSV | Eschatologist (temporary name) | Ocean | A comparatively small GSV class, designed for combat and military manufacturing. |
Culture | GSV | Irregular Apocalypse | ||
Culture | GSV | No More Mr Nice Guy | ||
Culture | LSV | Profit Margin | ||
Culture | ROU | Revisionist | Killer | |
Culture | ROU | Trade Surplus | Killer | |
Culture Ulterior | GSV | The Ends Of Invention | Officially discharged from Culture service, with its Mind/s removed, and employed as a neutral vessel to evacuate Vavatch Orbital. | |
Idiran | Light Cruiser | The Hand of God 137 | ||
Non-aligned (Ex-Hronish) | Armoured assault | Clear Air Turbulence | Pirate ship, one of the main settings of the book. |
The Player of Games
Ships mentioned in The Player of Games include:[3]
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
---|---|---|---|---|
Culture | Clipper | Screw Loose | ||
Culture | GCU | Flexible Demeanour | ||
Culture | GCU | Just Read The Instructions | Elon Musk named a SpaceX Autonomous spaceport drone ship after this ship. | |
Culture | GCU | Of Course I Still Love You | Elon Musk named a SpaceX Autonomous spaceport drone ship after this ship. | |
Culture | (D)GOU | Limiting Factor | Murderer | Jernau Morat Gurgeh's ship to Empire of Azad. Nominally demilitarised, but actually retains part of its main armament. |
Culture | GSV | Cargo Cult | ||
Culture | GSV | Little Rascal | Plate | Focused on 'throughput' (ship construction and crewing), rather than accommodation. Population 250 million. Plate class hull dimensions 53 x 22 x 4 km. |
Culture | GSV | So Much For Subtlety | Range | |
Culture | GSV | Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence | ||
Culture | GSV | Youthful Indiscretion | ||
Culture | LOU | Gunboat Diplomat | An allusion to the concept of gunboat diplomacy. | |
Culture | (D)ROU | Zealot | ||
Culture | Superlifter | Kiss My Ass | River | |
Culture | Superlifter | Prime Mover | An allusion to the Aristotelian philosophical concept of the prime mover, in humorous reference to the function of a Superlifter. | |
Azadian | Battlecruiser | Invincible | Flagship of the Empire of Azad. |
The State of the Art
Most of the Culture ship names in this collection come from the titles of the chapters in the titular novella. The narrator explains that it has used the names of ships produced by a manufactory of the Yinang Orbitals of the Dahass-Khree, birthplace of the Arbitrary and known for ships that are "a bit crazy."[4]
Ships mentioned in The State of the Art include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Ablation* | ||
Culture | GCU | Arbitrary | Escarpment (middle series) |
The only ship actually appearing in the book, and one of its main settings. |
Culture | GCU | Arrested Development* | ||
Culture | GCU | A Series Of Unlikely Explanations | ||
Culture | GCU | A Ship With A View* | ||
Culture | GCU | Big Sexy Beast | ||
Culture | GCU | Boo! | ||
Culture | GCU | Cantankerous | ||
Culture | GCU | Credibility Problem* | ||
Culture | GCU | Dramatic Exit* | ||
Culture | GCU | Excuses And Accusations* | ||
Culture | GCU | Funny, It Worked Last Time... | ||
Culture | GCU | God Told Me To Do It* | ||
Culture | GCU | Halation Effect* | ||
Culture | GCU | Happy Idiot Talk * | ||
Culture | GCU | Helpless In The Face Of Your Beauty* | ||
Culture | GCU | Heresiarch* | ||
Culture | GCU | I Thought He Was With You | ||
Culture | GCU | It'll Be Over By Christmas | ||
Culture | GCU | Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality* | ||
Culture | GCU | Minority Report* | ||
Culture | GCU | Never Talk To Strangers | ||
Culture | GCU | Not Wanted On Voyage* | ||
Culture | GCU | Only Slightly Bent | ||
Culture | GCU | Perfidy* | ||
Culture | GCU | Sacrificial Victim* | ||
Culture | GCU | Space Monster | ||
Culture | GCU | Stranger Here Myself* | ||
Culture | GCU | Synchronize Your Dogmas* | ||
Culture | GCU | Thank You And Goodnight* | ||
Culture | GCU | The Precise Nature Of The Catastrophe* | ||
Culture | GCU | Ultimate Ship The Second | ||
Culture | GCU | Undesirable Alien* | ||
Culture | GCU | Unwitting Accomplice* | ||
Culture | GCU | Well I Was In The Neighbourhood* | ||
Culture | GCU | You'll Thank Me Later* | ||
Culture | GCU | You Would If You Really Loved Me* | ||
Culture | GSV | Bad For Business |
*Names mentioned in the chapter names of the title novella only. All of them belong to ships produced by the Infracaninophile manufactury in Yinang orbital.
Use of Weapons
Ships mentioned in Use of Weapons include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Just Testing | ||
Culture | GCU | Sweet and Full of Grace | Child ship of the Size Isn't Everything. | |
Culture | GCU | Very Little Gravitas Indeed | Part of the "... Gravitas ..." running gag.[5] | |
Culture | GSV | Congenital Optimist | ||
Culture | GSV | Size Isn't Everything | ||
Culture | GSV | What Are The Civilian Applications? | Continent | Limited edition Prompt subclass. Can outrun a Very Fast Picket. |
Culture | VFP/(D)ROU | Xenophobe | Torturer |
Excession
Ships mentioned in Excession include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
---|---|---|---|---|
Culture | Cruise Ship | Just Passing Through | ||
Culture | GCU | Different Tan | Mountain | |
Culture | GCU | Fate Amenable To Change | Escarpment | Child ship of the Ethics Gradient. |
Culture | GCU | Grey Area (aka Meatfucker) | Ostracised for non-consensual mindreading of biological individuals, earning it the condemnation of other ships, who then ignored its chosen name in favor of Meatfucker. Child ship of the Honest Mistake. Also mentioned in Look to Windward. | |
Culture | GCU | It's Character Forming | ||
Culture | GCU | Jaundiced Outlook | Ridge | Child ship of the Sleeper Service. |
Culture | GCU | Problem Child | Troubadour | Early (vs Excession-contemporary) GCU, historical mention. Nominally captained by Zreyn Tramow. |
Culture | GCU | Reasonable Excuse | ||
Culture | GCU | Recent Convert | ||
Culture | GCU | Tactical Grace | Escarpment | |
Culture | GCU | Unacceptable Behaviour | Child ship of the Quietly Confident (Sleeper Service). | |
Culture | GCV | Steely Glint | Plains | |
Culture | GSV | Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The | Plate | |
Culture | GSV | Death and Gravity | Its name is a play on the adage that only death and taxes are inevitable; "taxes" are replaced with gravity, since the Culture doesn't have taxes (or money). | |
Culture | GSV | Ethics Gradient | Range | |
Culture | GSV | Honest Mistake | ||
Culture | GSV | Limivorous | Ocean | |
Culture Sabbaticaler | GSV | No Fixed Abode | Ex-Equator | No fixed abode is a legal term for someone without a fixed address, such as a homeless person. Its name is an observation on itself as a moving starship inherently has no fixed abode. |
Culture Eccentric | GSV | Quietly Confident, later Sleeper Service |
Plate | Acts as a storage ship for biological persons in stasis. The name Sleeper Service is a pun on sleeping car (transport) and sleeper agent (espionage). It also secretly converts itself to be "mostly engine" so it can move unexpectedly quickly - a parallel to sleeper cars (racing). Standard Plate class top cruising speed is 104,000 x light-speed, increased by these modifications to 233,500. Originally controlled by three Minds, two of which were removed when the other became Eccentric. |
Culture | GSV | Uninvited Guest | ||
Culture | GSV | Use Psychology | ||
Culture | GSV | What Is The Answer and Why? | ||
Culture | GSV | Wisdom Like Silence | Continent | Controlled by three Minds. |
Culture | GSV | Yawning Angel | Range | Top speed 146,000 x light-speed. |
Culture | GSV | Zero Gravitas | Part of the "... Gravitas ..." running gag.[5] | |
Culture | LOU | Attitude Adjuster | Killer | Nominally demilitarised, but in fact a fully armed warship. Child ship of the Steely Glint. Class possibly downgraded from ROU (designated as such in Consider Phlebas, set five centuries earlier). |
Culture | LSV | Misophist | ||
Culture | LSV | Serious Callers Only | Tundra | |
Culture | MSV | Not Invented Here | Desert | The Desert class was originally a GSV class that was demoted to MSV as Culture ship sizes grew. The Not Invented Here is usually termed an MSV, but is also referred to as an actual GSV twice (Genar-Hofoen is told that the NIH was a GSV by Tishlin, and he subsequently refers to it as a GSV even after knowing that it is now an MSV), while towards the end of the book it is referred to as an LSV by the Sleeper Service and in authorial narration. Accounts of its history are also contradictory: at one point, characters indicate that the NIH is generally believed (even within Special Circumstances) to have been destroyed five centuries earlier; at another, the narration states that it has always remained an apparently normal part of the Culture, with a very well-documented past. |
Culture | ROU | Heavy Messing | Gangster | An allusion to a term from Glaswegian, or from Ned-ese. Generally if one is said to be "heavy messing" they are considered by an aggrieved party to be interfering or aggravating a situation in which they have little to no stake in. |
Culture | ROU | Killing Time | Torturer | A pun on a saying that 99% of war is just killing time, while the rest is the killing time. |
Culture | VFP/(D)ROU | Frank Exchange Of Views | Psychopath | |
Culture | Superlifter | Charitable View | Cliff | Top sprint speed 221,000 x light-speed (faster than contemporary ROUs). |
Culture | I Blame My Mother | |||
Culture | I Blame Your Mother | |||
Culture | OU | T3OU 4 | Type Three | Non-standard design, based on Inquisitor-class prototype. Child ship of the Sleeper Service. Controlled by a semi-slaved AI rather than an independent Mind. |
Culture | OU | T3OU 118 | Type Three | See above. |
Culture | OU | T3OU 736 | Type Three | See above. |
Culture Convertcraft | Main Battle Unit | Full Refund (formerly MBU 604) | Empire | Former Homomdan MBU, now Culture Convertcraft |
Culture Ulterior (AhForgetIt Tendency), Eccentric | Shoot Them Later | |||
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Appeal To Reason | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Break Even | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Long View | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Peace Makes Plenty | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Sober Counsel | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior (Zetetic Elench) | Explorer Ship | Within Reason | Part of the Stargazer Clan | |
Culture Ulterior | Highpoint | Possibly not a ship (described only as an "Ulterior Entity"). | ||
Affront | Frightspear | |||
Affront | Light Cruiser | Furious Purpose | Meteorite | |
Affront | Kiss the Blade | |||
Affront | Riptalon | |||
Affront | SacSlicer II | |||
Affront | Wingclipper | |||
Affront | Battleship | Xenoclast |
Look to Windward
Most of the Culture ship names in Look to Windward are only mentioned in a humorous conversation about ship names in Chapter 11, Absence of Gravitas, and do not represent characters in the novel.
Ships mentioned in Look to Windward include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
---|---|---|---|---|
Culture | GCU | Grey Area (aka Meatfucker) | Mentioned only, as an example of what happens to Minds that break the Culture's unspoken rule against the non-consensual mind-reading of biological individuals; doing so earned it the condemnation of other ships, who then ignored its chosen name in favor of the name Meatfucker. Also mentioned in Excession. | |
Culture | GSV | Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall | Equator | Part of the "... Gravitas ..." running gag.[5] Also mentioned in Matter. |
Culture | GSV | Lasting Damage | A GSV built for combat on the eve of the Idiran-Culture War. After it was destroyed in battle, a recorded copy of its mind-state was embodied in a new Mind and incorporated into another GSV of the same class. Its original Mind was later found to have survived the ship's destruction, and was also incorporated into a new combat GSV. | |
Culture | GSV | Lasting Damage I | The second ship incorporating the original Lasting Damage Mind, which had been assumed destroyed but eventually returned. This second ship was later itself destroyed, but its Mind again survived, and merged with the recorded mind-state of the Lasting Damage II, which was also destroyed, including its Mind, in the same battle. It became the Hub Mind of Masaq' orbital. | |
Culture | GSV | Lasting Damage II | The ship incorporating the backup copy Mind of the Lasting Damage. | |
Culture | GSV | Sanctioned Parts List | ||
Culture | ROU | Nuisance Value | Torturer | |
Culture | VFP/(D)ROU | Resistance Is Character-Forming | Gangster | |
Culture | Superlifter | Vulgarian | ||
Culture | OU | All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff† | ||
Culture | Someone Else's Problem† | |||
Culture | Lacking That Small Match Temperament† | |||
Culture | GCU | Poke It With A Stick† | ||
Culture | OU | I Said, I've Got A Big Stick† | The small print (spoken softly) is an allusion to the saying "Speak softly and carry a big stick." | |
Culture | Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again† | |||
Culture | But Who's Counting?† | LOU Me, I'm Counting provides the answer. | ||
Culture | Germane Riposte† | |||
Culture | We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine† | |||
Culture | All The Same, I Saw It First† | |||
Culture | Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement† | |||
Culture | Zero Credibility† | |||
Culture | Charming But Irrational† | |||
Culture | Demented But Determined† | |||
Culture | You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here† | |||
Culture | Lucid Nonsense† | |||
Culture | Awkward Customer† | |||
Culture | Thorough But... Unreliable† | |||
Culture | Advanced Case Of Chronic Patheticism† | |||
Culture | Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory† | |||
Culture | Conventional Wisdom† | |||
Culture | In One Ear† | Part of the expression "in one ear and out the other". | ||
Culture | Fine Till You Came Along† | |||
Culture | I Blame The Parents† | |||
Culture | Inappropriate Response† | |||
Culture | A Momentary Lapse Of Sanity† | |||
Culture | Lapsed Pacifist† | |||
Culture | Reformed Nice Guy† | |||
Culture | Pride Comes Before A Fall† | |||
Culture | Injury Time† | A play on the sporting term "injury time" (i.e. time added on at the end of a match to make up for stoppages required to deal with injuries to players) and a notional appropriate time to inflict an injury (see also Killing Time). | ||
Culture | Now Look What You've Made Me Do† | |||
Culture | Kiss This Then† | |||
Chelgrian | Privateer | Winter Storm | ||
Chelgrian | Temple ship | Piety | ||
Chelgrian | Temple ship | Soulhaven |
†Names mentioned in a humorous conversation about various Culture ships in Chapter 11 of the novel.[6]
Matter
Ships mentioned in Matter include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall | Part of the "... Gravitas ..." running gag.[5] Also mentioned in Look to Windward. | |
Culture | GCU | It's My Party And I'll Sing If I Want To | Escarpment | Allusion to the song It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to. |
Culture | GCU | Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill | ||
Culture | GCU | Pure Big Mad Boat Man | An inside joke based upon the language of Ned (Scottish) culture. It would be read/heard as "a pure big, mad boat, man" roughly meaning "a very large and deadly serious boat my good man". | |
Culture | GCU | Qualifier | Trench | |
Culture | GCU | Transient Atmospheric Phenomenon | Transient Atmospheric Phenomenon has been suggested as an alternate name for a UFO | |
Culture | GCU | You Naughty Monsters | ||
Culture | GCV | Subtle Shift In Emphasis | Plains | |
Culture | FP/(D)GOU | Eight Rounds Rapid | Delinquent | |
Culture | GSV | Seed Drill | Ocean | |
Culture | GTC | Now We Try It My Way | Interstellar | An ancient ship of now-obsolete General Transport Craft type. |
Culture | LSV | Xenoglossicist | Air | |
Culture | MSV | Don't Try This At Home | Steppe | |
Culture | VFP/(D)ROU | You'll Clean That Up Before You Leave | Gangster-class | |
Culture Ulterior | Superlifter (ex-GCU), militarised | Liveware Problem | Stream-class Superlifter (modified Delta-class GCU) | Militarised during the Idiran War and nominally absconded after the conflict, probably for the purpose of acting as a deniable Special Circumstances operative. The phrase is a joke among computer engineers, suggesting that the problem lies with the user.[7] |
Morthanveld | Cat.3 SlimHull | "Now, Turning to Reason, & Its Just Sweetness" | ||
Morthanveld | Cat.4 CleaveHull | "On First Seeing Jhiriit" | ||
Morthanveld | Cat.5 SwellHull | "Fasilyce, Upon Waking" | ||
Morthanveld | Great Ship | Inspiral, Coalescence, Ringdown | Comparable to a GSV; the name refers to stages in the merger of two black holes. | |
Nariscene | Star Cruiser | Hence the Fortress | Comet | |
Nariscene | Hundredth Idiot, The | White Dwarf | Name derived from a Nariscene proverb. |
Surface Detail
Ships mentioned in Surface Detail include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Armchair Traveller | Mountain | |
Culture | GCU | Bodhisattva, OAQS | Escarpment | Part of Contact's Quietudinal Service (Quietus). Quietus ships added letters OAQS - On Active Quietudinal Service - to their names while they were so employed. |
Culture | GOU/PS | Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints | Abominator | Class publicly categorised as Picket Ship, to give the impression that they are equivalent in function to FPs and VFPs; in fact these are state-of-the-art warships, the most powerful to appear in the series. |
Culture | FP/(D)GOU | No One Knows What The Dead Think | Formerly known as the GOU Obliterating Angel. | |
Culture | GSV | Pelagian | Equator | |
Culture | GSV | Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly | Plate | |
Culture | GSV | Total Internal Reflection | One of the "Forgotten"/"Oubliettionaries": Systems Vehicles remaining indefinitely in secretive isolation, tasked with recreating the Culture in the event of its destruction. | |
Culture | Hidden Income | Type not mentioned in novel, but possibly General Transport Craft (see Matter). | ||
Culture | FP/(D)LOU | Hylozoist | Killer | Class possibly downgraded from ROU (designated as such in Consider Phlebas, set fifteen centuries earlier). Name alludes to Hylozoism. |
Culture | FP/(D)ROU | The Usual But Etymologically Unsatisfactory | Psychopath | Class possibly downgraded from VFP (designated as such in Excession, set ten centuries earlier, and in The Hydrogen Sonata, set five centuries earlier). |
Culture Eccentric | FP/(D)LOU | Me, I'm Counting | Hooligan | Another ship in the Culture is called But Who's Counting?. |
GFCF | Contact Craft | Messenger Of Truth | Succour | |
GFCF | Minor Destructor Vessel | Fractious Person | ||
GFCF | Minor Destructor Vessel | Rubric Of Ruin | ||
GFCF | Abundance Of Onslaught | Deepest Regrets | Deepest Regrets-class ships are capital ships and the pride of the GFCF fleet. | |
GFCF | Vision Of Hope Surpassed | Deepest Regrets | See above. | |
GFCF | GOU | Joiler Veppers (provisional name) | Murderer (modified) | Based on the Culture's obsolete Murderer-class GOU, with upgraded speed and modified weaponry, built by the GFCF as a bribe for the Sichultian plutocrat Joiler Veppers. |
Jhlupian | Heavy Cruiser | Ucalegon | Ucalegon means "a neighbor whose house is on fire". | |
Nauptre Reliquaria | Bismuth Category | 8401.00 Partial Photic Boundary |
The Hydrogen Sonata
Ships mentioned in The Hydrogen Sonata include:
Civilisation | Ship Type | Name | Class | Comments |
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Culture | GCU | Displacement Activity | River | |
Culture | GCU | Warm, Considering | Delta | |
Culture | GOU | Headcrash | Delinquent | |
Culture | GOU | Questionable Ethics | ||
Culture | GOU | Xenocrat | Delinquent | |
Culture | GSV | Contents May Differ | Atmosphere | |
Culture | GSV | Empiricist | System | A big ship, even by the standards of System-class vessels, which are the largest built by the Culture (being composed of multiple separate hulls, ships of this class are easily expanded, leading to great variations in size). Controlled by seven Minds. Population over 13 billion. |
Culture | GSV | Just the Washing Instruction Chip in Life's Rich Tapestry | ||
Culture | GSV | Kakistocrat | Home GSV of Mistake Not… "Kakistocrat" is Ancient Greek, meaning "worst ruler", a humorous inversion of "aristocrat". | |
Culture | GSV | Teething Problems | ||
Culture | GSV | Unreliable Witness | ||
Culture | LCU | Anything Legal Considered | Ridge | |
Culture | LCU | Beats Working | Scree | The smallest class of Contact Unit: 80m long, with a human crew of five. |
Culture | LOU | Caconym | Troublemaker | Although categorised as LOUs, the Troublemaker class are referred to as "nominatively camouflaged", outclassing earlier GOUs. "Caconym" is Ancient Greek, meaning "bad name", probably in reference to the English idiom meaning "bad reputation". |
Culture | LOU | New Toy | ||
Culture | LSV | You Call This Clean? | Blue | |
Culture | MSV | A Fine Disregard for Awkward Facts | ||
Culture | MSV | Passing By And Thought I'd Drop In | Desert | |
Culture | MSV | Pressure Drop | Shelf | |
Culture | ROU | Learned Response | ||
Culture | FP/(D)ROU | Refreshingly Unconcerned With the Vulgar Exigencies of Veracity | Thug | Some confusion as to type: described as a demilitarised ROU, but also as an FP, a designation otherwise applied to demilitarised GOUs and LOUs, whereas demilitarised ROUs are VFPs. Also referred to as an ROU class in Excession, but in that book the Thug-class-based Type Five OUs are lower in the fleet hierarchy than the Type Four, based on the Killer class, which is described in the same book as an LOU, implying that the Thug class should also be LOUs. |
Culture | FP/(D)ROU | Value Judgement | Thug | See above. |
Culture | Superlifter | Zoologist | Boulder | |
Culture | VFP/(D)ROU | Outstanding Contribution to the Historical Process | Psychopath | |
Culture | VFP/(D)LOU | Rapid Random Response Unit | Troublemaker | |
Culture Eccentric | OU/e | Mistake Not… | The Mistake Not… is a one-off design of indeterminate classification, whose capabilities remain secret but which is a highly capable warship. It identifies itself as Ue, for Unit (eccentric/erratic); less coyly designated in the book's appendix as OU/e. Its full name, which is a private joke amongst other Culture Minds and almost never used, is the Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. | |
Culture-Zihdren-Remnanter hybrid | (ex-)GCU | Smile Tolerantly | Formerly an ancient GCU, has hybridised its Mind with the technology of another civilisation, the Zihdren-Remnanter, and describes itself as having "enhanced loyalties" (i.e. divided loyalties). Child ship of the Unreliable Witness. | |
Gzilt | IR-HAS cruiser | 5*Gelish-Oplule | Indefinite Range, High Acceleration/Speed | |
Gzilt | IR-HVW battlecruiser | 7*Uagren | Indefinite Range, High Velocity/Weapon-load | |
Gzilt | IR-FWS battleship | 8*Churkun | Indefinite Range, Full Weapon Spectrum | |
Iwenick | Space-Capable Inter-Element Transportation Component | Iberre | Private yacht, named after the owner's father-mother. | |
Iwenick | Strategic Outreach Element | CH2OH.(CHOH)4.CHO | The chemical whose formulation is given in this name is galactose (here used as a pun on galaxy/galactic). | |
Liseiden | Collective Purposes Vessel | Abalule-Sheliz | ||
Liseiden | Collective Purposes Vessel | Gellemtyan-Asool-Anafawaya | (First Class) | Flagship |
Liseiden | Collective Purposes Vessel | Laskuil-Hliz | ||
Liseiden | Collective Purposes Vessel | Quiatrea-Anang | ||
Liseiden | Fulanya-Guang | |||
Ronte | Melancholia Enshrines All Triumph | Interstitial/Exploratory | ||
Zihdren-Remnanter | Adjunct Entity | Oceanic Dissonance | ||
Zihdren-Remnanter | Ceremonial Representative Carrying Ship | Exaltation-Parsimony III |
Further Ships
The following ships have not appeared in any books, however they were named by Iain M Banks in an interview with The Guardian.[5] These ships obtained their names as a result of another (unnamed) Involved civilisation criticizing Culture ship naming policy, claiming that such powerful ships ought to have names with a little more gravitas.
- Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out
- Gravitas, What Gravitas?
- Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
- Gravitas Free Zone
- Low Gravitas Warning Signal
- Absolutely No You-Know-What
In Popular Culture
The autonomous spaceport drone ships Just Read the Instructions and Of Course I Still Love You, operated by SpaceX, were named after ships mentioned in The Player of Games, as a posthumous tribute to Banks by Elon Musk.[8]
See also
References
- ^ Excession review (from a bookseller reviews page of the Waterstone’s bookstore chain, Orpington store. Accessed 2008-03-29.)
- ^ "Iain Banks writes books about sex and drugs. Iain M Banks is a sci-fi nerd. Are they by any chance related?" - The Guardian, Tuesday 20 May 1997
- ^ Iain M Banks. The Player of Games.
- ^ The State of the Art - Banks, Iain M., 1991
- ^ a b c d e "Iain M Banks Q&A". Guardian. 11 September 2000. Retrieved 2009-03-09.
- ^ Banks, Iain M. (2001). "11: Absence of Gravitas". Look to Windward. Great Britain: Orbit. pp. 241–243. ISBN 978-1-84149-059-5.
- ^ Liveware (from the 'webopedia.com' website. Accessed 2008-06-18.)
- ^ Speck, Emilee (June 25, 2015). "SpaceX resupply launch, barge landing attempt set for Sunday". Orlando Sentinel. Retrieved June 26, 2015.