Peter Jones (Australian rules footballer)
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|Date of birth||20 October 1946|
|Place of birth||Hobart, Tasmania|
|Original team(s)||North Hobart|
|Debut||13 August 1966, Carlton
vs. Melbourne, at Princes Park
|Height / weight||198 cm / 109 kg|
1 Playing statistics correct to the end of 1979.
|Sources: AFL Tables, AustralianFootball.com|
Peter Kevin "Percy" Jones (born in Tasmania, 20 October 1946), is a former Australian rules footballer who played 249 games for Carlton in the Victorian Football League (VFL). He played as a forward and ruckman.
Early life and career
He played first grade football with North Hobart Football Club, and was selected in the Tasmanian State Team in 1965 (when just 18 years). He was one of the best Tasmanian players in the team that lost to the combined V.F.A. team, 11.10 (76) to 12.11 (83), in the interstate match played at Toorak Park, on Sunday 18 July 1965 -- he rucked well, and he kicked two goals.
Jones was initially supposed to play with Richmond.
Graeme Richmond, the Secretary at Richmond, who had visited Jones in Tasmania, had given him several gifts, including a suit, in consideration of Jones remaining in Tasmania for the 1966 season and moving to Victoria to play for Richmond in 1967.
However, Carlton officials visited him shortly after and promised that if he came over to Victoria immediately they would play him in 1966.
Jones had worked as an apprentice auto electrician in Tasmania. Carlton promised him that, upon his arrival in Melbourne, through the intervention of a rabid Carlton fan in the Accounts Section of the Department's Melbourne organisation, they would be able to arrange for him to appointed to a junior administrative position with the Melbourne office of the Commonwealth Department of Social Services, where Adrian Gallagher (and his uncle Murray) also worked.
Jones had no qualms about moving to Melbourne because his grandmother lived in St Kilda.
He nearly died in a very serious car accident when a car, driven by a Carlton supporter, smashed at high speed into a tree in Royal Parade on the way home from a 1966 early pre-season practice session at Carlton's home ground, Princes Park. Jones had no driver's license at the time, and the supporter had offered him a lift to St Kilda, where Jones lived with his grandmother.
Due to the speed of the car's impact with the tree, Jones suffered extremely serious skull, facial and eye-socket injuries, nearly lost one eye, badly broke his nose, and broke both of his ankles  (the broken ankles were the reason he never played with Carlton Firsts against Hawthorn on wet days at the extremely muddy Glenferrie Oval).
His nickname "Percy" was bestowed upon him by Murray Gallagher, the uncle of his best mate, the rover Adrian "Gags" Gallagher (known as "Golly" until he started to lose his hair), after "Percy" the name of the enormous penis that was transplanted onto the injured man in the 1971 film Percy.
Jones was later to capitalise further on this anatomical allusion when he stood as a Liberal Party candidate for election to the Lower House of the Victorian Parliament in the early 1980s, with the slogan "Point Percy at Parliament"
Career at Carlton
At the beginning of his career, he often had to suffer the competitiveness of John Nicholls, who clearly understood Jones' potential. He was often forced (because Nicholls would not "change" with him) to play the major proportion of each match resting in the forward pocket.
Often criticised early on by Ron Barassi for seeking out his best mates "Gags" and Brian Kekovich with his hit-outs and his passes, Jones developed into one of the most talented, exuberant and reliable ruckmen who had ever played for Carlton.
Although he never played well at Glenferrie Oval, he always played brilliantly against Len Thompson at Victoria Park and was, more times than not, best on the ground whenever Carlton played Collingwood at Victoria Park.
In a match against Hawthorn at Waverley, Jones is vividly remembered for breaking free from his opponent in the goal-square, running into an open goal, and missing the ball entirely and kicking the goalpost (see Video on YouTube).
He played Interstate Football for Victoria in 1977, making him one of a small select group who have played for more than one State.
In 1980, following the dispute at the end of the 1979 which saw the then Carlton coach Alex Jesaulenko resign in sympathy with the sacking of then Carlton President George Harris, Carlton appointed Jones as coach.
Although the team performed well during the regular season — e.g., in round one of 1980, Jones' first match as coach, Carlton soundly beat the highly favoured Collingwood, at Victoria Park 19.18 (132) to 13.16 (94) — and reached the semi-finals, its performance in the final series was far below that required by the club; and, so, after interviews were held with Jones, Ron Barassi, and David Parkin, Carlton chose to appoint Parkin in place of Jones.
Jones held no grudge, and served for many years on the Carlton Committee.
In 1980, as coach of the senior side, Jones (whose right ankle had been operated on at the end of the 1979 season ) used every persuasive trick that he could muster to convince the Carlton selection panel to allow him to play just one more match, in order for him to reach the 250 game bench-mark. Given his fitness levels at the time — he had continued to play sporadically for the first half of the Reserves matches before resuming his role as senior coach — the most he could have hoped for was to have been picked as 19th or 20th man.
The selection panel refused to allow Jones to play just one more game, even refusing to pick him to play against the team's weakest possible opponent of the season; and many at the time thought that it was somewhat ungracious of the panel to treat such a faithful club servant in such a way.
However, those with longer memories, might have understood it in a different way.
Saturday, 11 May 1968
Jones kicked 3 goals in his eleventh senior game — i.e., his fourth senior game in his third senior season with Carlton — in Carlton's 15.10 (100) victory over Hawthorn 11.11 (77) in the round 4 match of the 1968 home-and-away-season.
He sustained an injury to his foot; and, during the following week, he contacted a dose of the 'flu. Due to concerns about whether he was well enough to play an entire senior match, he was omitted from the senior team for round 5, and was selected to play in the Reserves. Along with Ron Auchettl, Jones was one of the best on the ground in the Carlton Reserves' 18.10 (118) to 10.12 (72) victory over Footscray.
In the senior match against Footscray, Ron Barassi had pulled a hamstring, and was expected to be out for at least two weeks; and there was strong speculation that Jones would be selected the following week to replace the injured Barassi.
Saturday, 18 May 1968
Rather unexpectedly, Carlton selected Ron Auchettl rather than Jones in its senior team for round 6, to play the much weaker South Melbourne, and Jones was, once again, selected to play for the Reserves.
The Saturday, 18 May 1968 match against South Melbourne was played at the Lake Oval, located no more than two kilometres from where Jones lived with his grandmother in Cintra Avenue, St Kilda. Jones turned up long after the team arrival deadline of 11:00AM (which gave the players at least 35 minutes to prepare to play at 11:35AM), claiming that he had been grid-locked in a traffic jam along Queens Road, a street that was, in fact, the most direct route between Cintra Avenue and the Lake Oval.
Not only was Jones' explanation rejected, and not only was he accused of lying to the officials, it was also pointed out to him that, if his story was actually true, then he had left his grandmother's house far too late anyway; because, if he had left on time, he would have been easily able to reach the Lake Oval on foot (as the ground was less than 25 minutes walk from Cintra Avenue).
To make matters even worse for Jones, and the potential acceptance of his fanciful excuses, was the fact that not only was he late, but he had arrived along with one of his Reserves team-mates for the day, the deeply troubled Maffra champion Billy Bennett, who was already showing strong signs of his inability to adjust to life in Melbourne (he went back to Maffra after only playing 11 senior games); and, not only was it already bad enough for both Jones and Bennett, yet another player selected in that side, Graeme Anderson, had failed to arrive in the rooms on time. He had arrived at the ground on time, but had been refused entry by a gate-keeper because he was unable to produce his official V.F.L. Player Pass. The Carlton officials refused to allow the three players to take their place, and all three players were stood down.
Upon being told that he could not play, Jones lost his temper, resigned from Carlton as a player on the spot, and walked out in a huff, and immediately went over, on his own, without either Anderson or Bennett, to the Melbourne Cricket Ground and watched Richmond beat North Melbourne 14.17 (101) to 4.7 (31) with some of his (and Adrian Gallagher's) work-mates, who were standing in the Outer.
This meant, of course, that not only was Jones very conspicuously absent from the sparsely populated Lake Oval (the crowd for the day was 13,420) — and, very obviously, not supporting his Carlton team-mates — he was, at the same time, very conspicuously present at the MCG, was not injured in any way, and was very obviously supporting Richmond.
In the absence of Jones, Bennett, and Anderson, the Carlton Reserves unexpectedly lost to South Melbourne by three goals, 12.15 (87) to 9.15 (69). (Out-played for three of the four quarters, and no doubt somewhat destabilised by the controversial absence of the three Reserve players from the earlier match, the senior team eventually won a torrid match, 12.11 (83) to 10.11 (71), in which the controversial, and struggling-for-form Eric Sarich had broken Bryan Quirk's jaw in the first quarter.)
Thus, given his apparent blatant breach of discipline in 1968, the decision of the Carlton selectors in 1980 may not have been so harsh after all — especially seeing that he was also coach at the time (1980) and, therefore, it would not look good to make such a concession to the one man who was (by virtue of his position as the team's coach) the major enforcer of team discipline.
Saturday, 25 May 1968
However, by the following Tuesday (the first training session of the week), a very delicate set of negotiations had taken place which allowed Jones to retract his (verbal) resignation, and on Saturday 25 May 1968 (round 7) he was best on the ground in the Carlton team that beat Collingwood 15.11 (101) to 9.13 (67) at Princes Park.
Married to Jan (née King), and with a daughter Georgia, Jones has spent most of his post-football life running hotels    in inner suburban Melbourne (including "Percy's Bar" in Lygon st, Carlton during the 80's).
The most famous of which was run in conjunction with Adrian Gallagher (at 551 Nicholson St, Carlton) and was called "The Blush and Stutter" after Gallagher's infinite propensity for blushing at anything, and Jones' quite severe speech impediment (mainly a hesitancy that is more of a stammer, than the repetitive staccato of a stutter).
His speech impediment also explains why all of Jones' valuable and insightful post-football commentating was conducted through the print media, rather than radio or TV.
- Births, The Mercury, (Tuesday, 22 October 1946), p.16.
- Fiddian, Marc, "V.F.A. fights on to down Tasmania", The Age, (Monday, 19 July 1965), p.20.
- "Key V.F.A. role for follower", The Age, (Friday, 16 July, 1965, p.22).
- Jones, in his inimitable way, would often later tell gullible Carlton fans — who would be hanging on his every word — that the severe scarring on his nose was the consequence of him having been bitten by a hostile horse at Flemington Racecourse when he was visiting a training stable there.
- It was never clear to those close to Peter whether, in naming him "Percy", Adrian's Uncle Murray (who was widely renowned for his caustic wit and sarcasm) had thought that Peter WAS a big pr-ck, or that he had thought that Peter HAD a big pr-ck. However, the name soon stuck, and the bloke who used to be known as "Jonesy" became universally known to all and sundry as "Percy".
- A play on the euphemism for "to urinate", i.e., "to point percy at the porcelain" .
- Carter, R., "A bolt from the Blues", The Age, (31 March 1980), p.32.
- Slattery, G., "Parkin is Carlton's new coach", The Age, (Friday, 26 September 1980),p.24.
- Carter, R., "Carlton too good for coach Jones", The Age, (31 March 1980), p.32.
- Carter, R.,"Percy to turn mean", The Age (Monday, 5 May 1980), p.34
- Carter, R.,"Hawks name five on the bench", The Age (Friday, 9 May 1980), p.34
- This move by a coach was not without precedent. The then 36-year-old, and retired as a player (but far fitter than Jones was in 1980) Essendon coach Dick Reynolds had been picked as 20th man for Essendon in the 1951 Grand Final, due to a massive number of injuries to the senior players and the suspension of John Coleman.1951 VFL season#Grand Final Teams).
- Fiddian, M., "Blues called Hawks' tune", The Age, (Monday, 6 May 1968), p.26.
- V.F.L. Statistics, The Age, (Monday, 6 May 1968), p.26.
- Hobbs, G., "Barassi may get an easier role", The Age, (Wednesday, 8 May 1968), p.22.
- Tomorrow's Teams, The Age, (Friday, 10 May 1968), p.22.
- -- (then move to page 22) V.F.L. Statistics, The Age, (Monday, 13 May 1968), p.22.
- Fiddian, M., "Blues may swing Jones into ruck", The Age, (Wednesday, 15 May 1968), p.22.
-  Tomorrow's Teams, The Age, (Friday, 17 May 1968), p.24.
- Jones was so renowned for telling such extraordinary and fanciful tales over such a long period — such as getting his best mate, Peter McFarline, the Age journalist (with whom Jones shared a flat), to report that Jones was running six miles a day in the November heat as part of his pre-season training (McFarline, P., "Jackson to stay with Carlton", The Age, (Wednesday, 25 November 1970), p.27.) — that even if it had been true that such an unlikely and extraordinary event had taken place, his previous history of telling tall tales would have meant that nobody would have believed him for a moment. And, in fact, his relating of such a tall tale would have been taken as strong evidence that his account was far from what actually happened. For example, if he had just said "I'm sorry, I slept in", he most likely would have been OK.
- Beames, P., "Three Blues stood down for lateness", The Age, (Monday, 20 May 1968), p.24.
- 1968 VFL season#Round 6
- Beames, P., "Barassi and Miller clash", The Age, (Monday, 20 May 1986), p.26.
- Tomorrow's Teams, The Age, (Friday, 24 May 1969), p.24. Magpies on road back, The Age, (Saturday, 25 May 1968), p.22.  Hobbs, G., "Jones, Kekovich star for Blues", The Age, (Monday, 27 May 1968, p.20.
- Jazz: Alley Blues, The Age Weekender, (Friday, 19 March 1982), p.5.
- Jones, P.K. (with Hansen, B.), Percy: The Story of the Carlton Football Club as told by Peter "Percy" Jones, with Brian Hansen (a.k.a. Percy: A Blues Legend), Mount Waverley, Brian Hansen Publications, (Mount Waverley), 1995. ISBN 0-646-24487-6
- Ross, J. (ed), 100 Years of Australian Football 1897-1996: The Complete Story of the AFL, All the Big Stories, All the Great Pictures, All the Champions, Every AFL Season Reported, Viking, (Ringwood), 1996. ISBN 0-670-86814-0