User:Bongwarrior

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Bongwarrior

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This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the Atari 2600.

This user supports the legalization of cannabis.

This user is interested in Taoism.

This user tries to play the piano.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

π-2	This user knows pi to two decimal places.

This user has an alternative account named Just Say No.

All your base are belong to this user.

Bongwarrior (b. 1974) is an American dude who is a regular contributor to Wikipedia. Hey douchebag... you're being featured on Triple J!

Early life

In late 1973, Bongwarrior's father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get food in his hair.

Middle life

Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered marijuana (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by jazz musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain super powers, such as the ability to sit through an hour of sitar music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of college, though this is probably just a coincidence.

Later life

Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his acoustic guitar, editing people's incoherent ramblings on Wikipedia, or making incoherent ramblings of his own.

Articles he has created

• Eric Wagner
• We All Love Ennio Morricone
• Grand Rapids Chicks
• Dance Machine

Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for

• God
• Taoism
• War elephant
• Pittsburgh Steelers
• Wikipedia
• Spinal Tap
• Dog poop girl
• Toilets in Japan
• Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Interesting images

Bongwarrior did not upload or create any of these pictures. He just thinks they're pretty kickass.

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  Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica
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  Nesjavellir geothermal power plant, Iceland
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  Space Shuttle Columbia on the launch pad, STS-1
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  Space Shuttle Atlantis rollout, STS-79
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  Battersea Power Station, England
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  Shipwreck of the SS American Star, Canary Islands
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  Earthrise, taken during the Apollo 8 mission
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  Skylab, the first American space station
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  The Aurora Borealis over Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska
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  The Colosseum in Rome, Italy
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  Catrinas, a staple of Mexico's Day of the Dead celebration
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  Neuschwanstein Castle, a 19th-century palace in Bavaria, Germany

Picture of the day

Ethel Smyth

Photograph credit: unknown; restored by Adam Cuerden

• Archive
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Junk drawer

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