User:p996911turbo

Language

ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-auThis user is a native speaker of Australian English.

OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.

en-GBThis user is a native speaker of British English.

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BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.

...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.

for-1This user is a beginning Fortran programmer.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

Interests

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers the metric system.

This user knows by heart the first 80 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

ΔTPΔThis user has a doppelgänger in the Black Lodge.

OP8	This user is from Omicron Persei VIII.

BBThis user buys their books from Black Books.

ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

ABCThis user is a friend of the ABC

This user loves calculators.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user plays squash.

This user comes from Australia.

This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user overuses userboxes.

This is my astonishingly thrilling userpage. I know it's not really exciting or interesting, in all honesty I only created it because I didn't like seeing my username in uncreated-page red.

My username was inspired by one of the finest cars to ever grace the roads of the Earth. The "p" stands for Porsche and the "996911turbo" is the model, a 996 911 Turbo.

If you'd like to contact me, leave a message in my talk page.

My sandbox.