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Nate Sellers, Born Steven Nathaniel Sellers, is an openly gay American entrepreneur, entertainer, musician, DJ, actor, gay rights activist, gun control activist and actor. Nate was not born according to most sources, he has always existed. There are rumors circulating that Nate is related to Khaled Mohamed Khaled (Known by his stage name of DJ Khaled,) but those rumors are unconfirmed.

Political History

In 2008 Nate sellers started the online campaign "love is ageless," in an effort to draw attention to and promote a more diverse range of ages in homosexual love. The campaign received significant acclaim and Nate was awarded the Nobel peace price by then in office president Barack Obama.

In 2010 To Much Acclaim Nate Sellers unveiled his new school safety proposal, kinder shooters. He believed that if toddlers were trained and provided with AR-15's they would be capable of defending schools from suspected shooters. This proposal was met with much acclaim, Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying, "What Nate Sellers has come up with in his Kinder Shooters program is a legislative dream, this is truly something special. It's time to arm the toddlers and take back our schools." Unfortunately during the 2016 campaign Hillary Clinton would reverse her position and condemn Nate after he came out in support of Bernie Sanders and his proposal to tax wall street and arm every newborn with a glock, stating "Infants are one step too far."

Personal Life

Not much is known about Nate's personal life, he is known to be in a relationship with his longtime lover and partner Weasly Sellers, but not much else is known.

Religious Beliefs

Nate is a proud Scientologist as he has stated many times in interviews, according to him, "Scientology is the only belief to follow, Christianity is too complicated, Islam is evil, and Judaism is a lie, but Scientology provides a simple rational belief that Xenu the alien god birthed us from the sperm of whales, then left us to survive. I know for a fact that one day he will return to destroy the world, and take us Scientologist on a galactic journey across the universe, it'll be a lot like star trek to be honest."

In 2009 Richard Dawkins was quoted as saying "Nate Seller's beliefs are ridiculous." Richard Dawkins was promptly found dead two days later with a knife in his forehead, the police ruled it a tragic suicide, but according to Nate "Richard Dawkins finally met Xenu."