It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
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This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.
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um i pretty much run the show on this page, im working on making pages on neglected subjects and most likely go into gnome work (which is odd because CLAIMING to be a gnome when a gnome is somebody who doesnt take credit for doing stuff is just silly) youve probably seen my playing around in the wiki sandbox once in a while. i was about to make an article called 'everything men know about womem' like i did with the SB but i decided against it, since that kind of thing belongs on uncyclopedia