78.26, are you an IP editor or somethin', huh? huh?
No. From whence does this humorless numerical handle originate? It is the precise speed of most high-speed phonograph records (commonly called "78s" in North America.) Showing why Wikipedia is not a reliable source, here is a discussion about the reason for the odd RPM.
I do a little of this... a little of that... Patrol recent changes for vandalism, new pages for spam, and random pages for interest. Create a few new articles, add to articles as I find interesting, relevant sources. Mark new articles as patrolled. Help out at Articles for Creation. I have been working on tagging appropriate articles with WP:WikiProject Record Labels, and am now focused on assessing the articles and improving where I can. I tend to do a little each day, as I usually don't have large blocks of time. I'm hooked!