The Monsters in the Morning

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The Monsters in the Morning is a radio show on WTKS Real Radio in Orlando, Florida, USA and XM Radio Channel 152 for the first four hours. It is a morning show that runs from 6 am-11 am EST.

The Monsters consist of Russ (Triple R) Rollins, Dirty Jim, Bubba "Whoop-Ass" Wilson, Rev. Daniel Dennis, Tuddle, Drunky The Bear and Tiffany. Occasionally, former members Jeff Howell & Bo "The Big Man" Rhodes will stop by.

History

Russ Rollins made his first foray into radio by paying for airtime to promote his party rental business on an Orlando AM station, which eventually changed frequencies to become WTKS 104.1. The first show was called Party Talk w/ Russ & Bo... After his first show with his buddy Bo Rhodes, they brought in Russ's then brother-in-law, Dirty Jim.

The Russ & Bo Show with Dirty Jim was on Saturday mornings, when they were offered the evening timeslot at WTKS. The show picked up the Sexy Savannah, Jeff Howell and The Musical Genius Bubba "Whoop Ass" Wilson.

When Ed Tyll departed WTKS for a syndicated show on the West Coast, The Russ & Bo Show with Dirty Jim moved to middays. Bo Rhodes, Russ' longtime friend, was asked by WTKS to enter rehab for an alleged drug problem. Bo refused, and left the show.

Before Bo left, the show was renamed The Monsters of the Midday. With Bo gone, Bubba took up the slack and the show became popular in the Orlando market. It was during this time that the show picked up Daniel Dennis, formerly with the Drew Show, and Blackbean, an intern, as producers.

When Howard Stern was removed from Clear Channel stations, The Monsters took up the morning slot. The Monsters in the Morning had a rough start, with low ratings in its first year.

In addition to being placed on XM Satellite radio the show was unsuccessfully simulcast in several other markets, including West Palm Beach, FL, Jacksonville, FL, Naples, FL, Macon, GA, Tampa, FL, and Jackson, MO. It was eventually canceled in all other radio markets, bringing them back to local radio status.

In January of 2005 Jeff Howell announced that he would not be returning to the show, claiming that the early mornings were too rough for him to adjust to, and that he wanted to spend more time with his son. Later in the year, the Sexy Savannah unexpectedly left The Monsters for The Shannon Burke Show; she was terminated February 6, 2006. She is now on a competing morning show, called the Morning After Show with fellow terminated WTKS host Drew Garabo.

Burt "Bubba Whoop Ass" Wilson spent several months in early 2006 in rehab for alcohol and drug dependency issues.

The show searched for new talent: Drunky the Bear replaced Jeff Howell, and Tiffany, a "Shape Up" contest winner, has succeeded in the new "Monster Chick" position.

On August 13, 2007, Blackbean left the show for undisclosed reasons. Russ Rollins has stated on-air that he is looking for a replacement. It has since been mentioned on air that Blackbean left the show because he took an acting job on the Fox series "Prison Break."

Format

The show is a mix of current events, comedy, and stunts. Discussions involve the serious to the totally bizarre. Guests include comedians visiting the local Improv comedy club, local celebrities, and sometimes national celebrities. Stunts have involved skywriting, hanging a Monsters banner on a local eyesore, getting married, and blowing oneself up with firecrackers.

Segments

• The 6 things you just knew we'd talk about - A Monday morning bit in which callers try to guess the six big things that happened over the weekend that Russ deemed "segment worthy."

• Drunky the Bear's one minute of comedy - Drunky the Bear mumbles his way through a "minute" (more like ten) of comedy, usually complaining about married life with his wife Elizabeth Longhair. Drunky's segment is hit and miss, and is always a point of argument among fans. The actual "one minute of comedy" refers to the fact that no matter how long his segment is, it supposedly contains at least "one minute of comedy," something questioned by Russ's bosses Katherine Brown and Linda Byrd. Fans are still trying to find the "one minute of comedy".

• Correct me if I am wrong - Bubba's daily rant on the world as he sees it. Occasionally, this segment is used to introduce new songs into the Monsters' Songbook, and is then referred to as "Correct Me if I am SONG."

• 'Stump Tiffany - Callers (typically naive sounding women) are put against Tiffany in a round of simple questions that Tiffany almost always gets wrong.

• Drunky's Prize Cave - The presentation of prizes awarded to listeners. Former incarnations of the segment have been called "Tiffany's Panty Drawer", "The Prize Hooptie", "Tuddle's Fanny Pack", etc. It was announced on November 15, 2007 that the segment would be formally referred to as Drunky's Prize Cave, as it had been picked up by a permanent sponsor.

Cast

The show's current cast members are:

Russ 'RRR' Rollins (The Commissioner, Triple R) - A graduate of Edgewater High School, Rollins got into radio as a way to promote his party rental business. Russ is the mastermind and inspiration for the show using the rock group KISS as a model. He pays very close attention to the quality and branding of the Monsters. Russ has also been involved with professional wrestling, and has wrestled matches for the WCW, WWE, and TNA. Often one can see the scripted nature of professional wrestling come through into the show. Russ is recently married to Kate. As of 2007, the couple is working on starting a family, and Russ recently underwent a vasectomy reversal.

Dirty Jim - "Dirty Jim" is the ex-husband of Russ Rollins' sister, and is now re-married. He is often accused of claiming to know far more than he truly does, and of inventing facts without basis. This reputation is based on an incident in which Dirty Jim vehemently claimed that catfish can stab people's hands with their whiskers. His wry sense of humor has earned him the nickname "The Dark Hitman of Comedy", and he is generally seen as the show's resident antagonist and whiner. When not actively participating in a segment, he is often seen doing crossword puzzles instead of paying attention to the rest of the show.

Bubba "Whoop-Ass" Wilson - The primary musical talent on the show, responsible for writing the Monster Band's original songs, as well as providing piano or keyboard accompaniment. He is known for his ability to come up with a song on the spot, earning him the nickname "A Damn Musical Genius". He is also affectionately known as "The Redneck Messiah". Bubba was a former member of a 50's revue band called Clutch, along with former Monster Jeff Howell, and to have met many famous musicians throughout his career, including Michael Jackson. He and Jeff Howell collaborated in The Rock-afire Explosion, providing songs and lending voices to the audio-animatronics at Showbiz Pizza Place. He is inseparable from his best friend (and primary instrument) "Everett the Drunken Piano." In January of 2006 Bubba took a medical leave from the show citing problems with his diabetes. He was continually citing problems with his diabetes because he could not keep up with what was going on with the show. In June 2006, after informing Russ that he was in "Diabetes Boot Camp," he admitted to a relapse in his painkiller habit. After 10 days of in-patient rehabilitation, Bubba returned to the air. His signature saying is that if you don't believe that, Bubba will take you out behind a relevant building and "whoop yer dammed ass".

Daniel Dennis - Daniel Dennis is a reverend in the Universal Life Church, and one of the two main character talent on the show. In addition to general-purpose voices, Daniel frequently provided counterpoint to former show member Blackbean's "Russ" character with impressions of Bo Rhodes, or Russ's wife Kate. Dennis started out at WTKS as producer for the midday host Ed Tyll, then moved on to the Drew Garabo Show. Tensions between Garabo and Dennis ultimately led to Dennis quitting the station. He was quickly picked up for the Monsters by Russ, who believed his comedic talents were being underutilized on his previous show.

Drunky The Bear - Drunky provides comedy for the show, and performs stunts, along with his daily "One Minute of Comedy". Drunky tells stories of his life of drunken debauchery, his wife "Elizabeth Long Hair", and redneck lifestyle. Drunky wears a bear suit to events, including when performing stunts. The bear suit is a halloween costume based on the Disney program Bear in the Big Blue House. He also has a stunt DVD entitled "Counterparts".

Tiffany - Tiffany was introduced to the Monsters in 2005, as a contestant in the Makos/SuperSlow Challenge. The fan response to her during this challenge prompted Russ to ask her to sit in shortly after Savannah left the show. An on-again/off-again bit with Tiffany is "Tiffany Trivia", where she competes with a caller to answer fifth grade-school level questions. Tiffany provides vocals for the Monsters band, and the sole feminine voice in the studio.

Tuddle - A former intern for the Monsters, Tuddle was also the former producer of the Ron and Fez show, and Bo Rhodes and the Drew Garabo show. Since the cancellation of the Garabo show, he has worked part time at the station, including work on the Phillips Phile and the now-cancelled Hideout. He is one of the Monster's two main stunters, and is frequently the source of ridicule and verbal or even physical abuse at the hands of the remainder of the cast. In 2006, Tuddle married a fan of the show.

Former Monsters

E.T. - The first regular African-American on the show, he was called "The Brother Man from the Other Land." E.T. used his on-air popularity to start performing stand-up comedy around Central Florida. One day he came on the show claiming that he had been beaten by police officers; After investigation it became clear this event never happened and was fabricated by E.T. He was subsiquently banned from the show.

Dafoe - Former producer for the Monsters. He is best remembered for his voice characters including "The Evil Dan Stone." Dafoe was fired from the show following accusations of statutory rape.

Bo "The Big Man" Rhodes - Lifelong friend of Russ Rollins. When management gave the choice to enter rehab for his drug problem or leave the show, he chose to leave the show.

SBK - "Soul Brother Kevin" Kevin left the Monsters to work in another market, he has returned to Orlando as co-host The Shannon Burke Show in the mid days following the Monsters.

Jeff Howell - Jeff Howell left the show in January of 2005. The official reason is that he was not adjusting well to the early mornings and wanted to spend more time with his minor child. Recently Jeff has been appearing on the show on Fridays.

The Sexy Savannah (Heather K. Boan) - The show had been rocked at times by the tumultuous relationship of the host Russ, and the Sexy Savannah. The two met socially at a strip club (where Savannah worked as a stripper) and eventually dated. In 2005, citing a hostile work environment, Savannah abruptly left the Monsters for The Shannon Burke Show. She co-hosted a morning show on O-Rock 105.9, WOCL, but was fired from O-Rock,in early 2008 as the radio station reformatted.

Black Bean - (Carlos Navarro) Black Bean was originally an intern with the Monsters, screening phone calls. He expanded into bits, comedy writing and producing. Black Bean is no longer on the show as of August 13, 2007. An aspiring actor, he has appeared on Prison Break and in small roles and as an extra in various movies and tv shows, as well as a recent 'Bob Evans' commercial. It was reported by Scott Maxwell in his column in "The Orlando Sentinel" on August 21, 2007 that Blackbean got a part on the Fox TV show "Prison Break." In March of 2006 Black Bean was arrested for assault and plead no contest for assaulting former night host Drew Garabo, who sustained a broken nose. According to police reports, Blackbean said that Garabo called his girlfriend a name.

Fan base

The fans of the show have been alternatively called "The Monsters Militia" or "The Chronics". The Monsters Militia is based on a sponsor of the show producing military type dog tags for the show, and eventually for the fans. The dog tags are numbered, with the Monsters dog tags starting with #001 belonging to Russ Rollins. The fan version of the dog tags are stamped with "Monsters Militia" and are also numbered.

The "Chronics" is based on discussions on the official WTKS webboard (which has now been disbanded and replaced with an unofficial webboard). The name stuck with Real Radio fans, and even the station's email newsletter is now called "Club Chronic".

Discography

Main article: Songs of the Monsters In The Morning

CD	Cover	Tracks
Monsters Volume 1	Red M	25
Monsters Volume 2	Blue M	22
Monsters Volume 3	Green M	19
Monsters Volume 4	Purple M	24
Monsters Volume 5	Red Silouettes of Monsters Cast	23
Monsters Double Brown (Volume 6)	Brown Paper wrapping	22 & 21
Best of Bubba	Black & White Bubba	14
Best of Buddy (Original Dolphin Lube)	Blue and Yellow "Dolphin Lube" logo	27
Miss Monster 10th Anniversary	Miss Monster logo	17

They currently have on their website free downloadables of new songs that, as of yet, have not been released onto CD.

Song Information

Most of their songs are mainly parodies of other band's and artist's music. The second disc on the Double Brown album mainly parody's Christmas carols and songs. These are a few examples:

• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Jimmy Boyd - parodied as I Saw Wanzie Kissing Dirty Jim
• SexyBack by Justin Timberlake - parodied as Russy Back
• Here Comes Santa Claus by Bing Crosby - parodied as F. U. Santa Claus
• We're in the Money from The Gold Diggers of 1933 - parodied as Fatties at the Fair (We're in the Fatties)
• Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson - parodied as Since U Been Bald sung by Tiffany
• If I Only Had A Brain from The Wizard of Oz - parodied as If I Only Had A Face sung by Tuddle

One of their songs was about a fish virus that was plauging the Central Florida area. A lot of big Bass were found floating belly up in the lakes. Burt "Bubba Whoop Ass" Wilson wrote a song in mourning about it called Mr. Bass. Other songs written by them are about completely random subjects, e.g. Tiffany's song Boobies Paid Off is about the cost of her breast implants. The longest song ran over five tracks. This is known as the Russ and Bo Opera. This was written about Dirty Jim and Bo "The Big Man" Rhodes fighting over their relationship with Russ Rollins. Most of their songs are "goof rock".

Affiliates

Callsign	Freq.	City	Airtime (eastern)	Webcast
WTKS	104.1 MHz	Orlando, FL	6am - 11am	wtks.com
XM Radio	Channel 152 Extreme XM		6am - 11am	xmradio.com

External links

• Monsters in the Morning Official Website