User talk:Bishzilla

Very full of herself, Bishzilla posts, below, an extensive quote from the e-mail she has today received from the Wikimedia Foundation Election Committee.

Dear Bishzilla,

You are eligible to vote in the 2013 elections for the Wikimedia Foundation, which operates projects such as Wikipedia. You can vote for candidates for the following positions:

Board of Trustees. The Board of Trustees is the decision-making body that is ultimately responsible for the long term sustainability of the Foundation, so we value wide input into its selection.

Funds Dissemination Committee (FDC). The Funds Dissemination Committee (FDC) makes recommendations about how to allocate Wikimedia movement funds to eligible entities.

Funds Dissemination Committee (FDC) Ombud. The FDC Ombud receives complaints and feedback about the FDC process, investigates complaints at the request of the Board of Trustees, and summarizes the investigations and feedback for the Board of Trustees on an annual basis.

Finally belong to inner circle! Note that none of the other socks have received such an invitation, nor has Bishonen. (Hahahahahahahaha!) I go vote now! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:41, 15 June 2013 (UTC).

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Officially exiting brumation. I am welcome back! bishzilla _ROARR!! 06:52, 4 July 2012 (UTC).

like new words...

Chedzilla is buoyant to see the one and only original "Zilla" return. Original was much missed. Chedzilla (talk) 11:42, 4 July 2012 (UTC)

Hehe, little user Chedzilla is blithe and saucy, excellent! bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:27, 4 July 2012 (UTC).

Oh my ...

Having recently read the "Floq monster's" talk page <Personally I really laughed my butt off, but Chedzilla's tail thumping really rattled a few windows> ... I now see a post on Pesky's page about "ripping clothes off" and links to "cyber-stuff". I'm wondering if brumation has caused an increase of 'Zilla's hormones ... and are ANY of us safe if that's so? :-) — Ched :  ?  06:56, 9 July 2012 (UTC)

Bishzilla sexy and amorous since time immemorial, not need brumation for that! See sections "Sex and "Love" in election statement, also this and this. [Has novel idea. ] Err, little Chedzilla male or what? bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:08, 9 July 2012 (UTC).

Your honorable Bishzilla, I am sure that you are most desirable - and while Chedzilla is indeed a male, he is rather old, and he does need to be restrai.... — Ched :  ?  06:58, 11 July 2012 (UTC)

<grab silly little admin Ched and stuff back in box> "Go play with silly adminy friends little Ched" - big talk here, no need anyone to speak for Chedzilla. Speak for self. YES male. <tail thump much>. Chedzilla friends with RexxS though - not want upset friends. <Chedzilla blush .. kick foot at ground ... oops ... sorry little building - no great loss> ... Ummm Bishzilla ... have little flower for you. Chedzilla (talk) 07:09, 11 July 2012 (UTC)

little flower for Bishzilla

[Bishzilla is both alarmed and impressed; despite all her big talk on the subject, she has never dared handle her sockmaster so. ] Pretty flower! [Sniffs General Sherman appreciatively, then looks for little Eric Idle leaping from tree to tree in surrounding herbaceous border, but no luck. Possibly image resolution too modest. ] bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC).

• <placeholder> Chedzilla (talk) 04:05, 12 July 2012 (UTC)
• First ..my apologies for stepping out of character here. I've never been good at the "sockmaster" stuff. I absolutely LOVE your humor - but I have to admit ... I can't keep up. My first thought was a "spiny norman" thing in regards to Dinsdale ... but .. I've failed at that. All my best. Chedzilla (talk) 21:43, 14 July 2012 (UTC)

• Oh noes, Spiny Norman skulking amongst the sequoias?? Scary! First Chedzilla be the first user to impress great Bishzilla, then give up? Strangeness! In melancholy mood, Zilla donate comfy banlon spiderman suit from her own stock to little Chedzilla, for sentimental remembrance of tender General-Sherman-offering moment. Roomy pocket convenient for carrying little sockmaster:Ched in! bishzilla _ROARR!! 21:30, 15 July 2012 (UTC).

Idea

Perhaps monster go to master's lab, make own puppet User:Floquenstein's monster's giant lizard, then can feel like part of in crowd, play with Bishzilla and Chedzilla and other similar creatures, not be self conscious about height (or lack of tail). Put Bishonen in pocket for a change, she see how it feels. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:20, 12 July 2012 (UTC)

• Feels fine. I like pockets. I often travel in Bishzilla's pocket and lord it over all the weird creatures in there. Surprised you hadn't noticed. Who needs height, when my natural authority brings the giants effortlessly to heel? [Bishzilla tries to interrupt. ] Just shut up, Bishzilla, or I create User:Bigger Bishzilla, to put you in its pocket. Bishonen | talk 22:38, 12 July 2012 (UTC).

wake up oh giant honorable one.

<taps giant Zilla ankle and stares towards the heavens and speaks> "Down here oh large one. I think someone has kidnapped your sock/alt:master, and left a pod person in her stead. She just doesn't seem to be her spry and spunky self today. Perhaps you could look in on her" — Ched :  ?  23:31, 4 September 2012 (UTC)

[Bishzilla recapitulates her often stated, and rarely helpful, view of her sockmaster :] 'Shonen tetchy, difficult personality. [Has another idea. ] Perhaps also sad because nobody come help with her new essay ? bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:04, 5 September 2012 (UTC).

Sad? ..oh my. That does bother me, I very much like your sockmaster. I will most definitely see what I can add to the apology essay - it's quite well done, and very apropos I think. And don't be surprised if my large reptile friend stops by to say hi - he worries about bothering you if you're being quiet - but gets all rambunctious when he sees you up and about. Thank you Zilla. — Ched :  ?  00:23, 5 September 2012 (UTC)

Blush! Giggle! Tee hee! bishzilla _ROARR!! 01:34, 5 September 2012 (UTC).

Bow head - smile - blush. Chedzilla sit quietly, just happy to get away from geek stuff. Watch stars. Enjoy breeze. Think happy thoughts. :) — ChedZILLA 20:28, 15 September 2012 (UTC)

The geek tendencies of the twins are a source of amazement to both Bishzilla and me. I couldn't make a template to save my life! Probably db taught herself the template principle for two reasons: to put the Fish's nose out of joint (he has always had some rather poorly supported nerdy pretensions), and to emulate her hero Yomangani. Have you seen the templates on Y's userpage? They're wonderful. Naughty little db has posted his {{User:Yomangani/Gabby}} template on my userpage, snort. I mean, what's she even talking about? Bishonen | talk 13:03, 16 September 2012 (UTC).

<pokes head up ...

... out of pocket and looks around - sees most magnificent 'Zilla creature and make BIG SMILES> Master say OK to come say hi. Perhaps little lonely sometimes - but not sad. Master say word is "aparthetic" (sorrry .. many "r"s when I talk :-)). Saw silly thing on pedia, brain start thinking - but 'Zilla know IAR too ... rarrr rarrr rarrr. Master say if allowed out, must do article edit stuff too. :/ .... Master also say he see ur Master's post at Arby thingy. Think he plan on comment there too.

So how 'Zilla do these days? Saw friend of ur Master say wise words here. My master was quite impressed. Tell Floq. Monster and Rexx people I say hi. I go find edit now. rrRRAWRRRR. — ChedZILLA 21:15, 7 December 2012 (UTC)

Peckish. Consider eating arby stuff, looking juicy. Just holding off to give your little master chance to comment first, if desired. "Must do article edit stuff"..? Strange. Bishonen work by contraries: Zilla strongly discouraged from article stuff. Refer to as "vandalism". (One time! That was one time!) Well, 'shonen have her notions. Twins banned from Wikipedia space (fortunate decision there! little socks embarrass us all!), but Zilla allowed there, by right of seniority and tradition.

Lot of snow here, Zilla reside near North Pole. Considering installing infrared heating in pocket, for cosy health-enhancing sauna effect for all little creatures in there. bishzilla _ROARR!! 13:24, 8 December 2012 (UTC).

Happy holidays

	Happy Holidays!
	From the frozen wasteland of Nebraska, USA! MONGO 12:15, 25 December 2012 (UTC)

question ...

Luxury appointments, yet simple cosiness emphasized!

can I come hide in your pocket for a bit? — Ched :  ?  10:27, 3 January 2013 (UTC)

Bishzilla stuffs little user in special cosy igloo pocket, see 'shonen post here. Welcome in igloo! Feel free bring more glögg, or julmust for the littl'uns! bishzilla _ROARR!! 11:49, 3 January 2013 (UTC). P.S. Igloo is roomier than might think, see inside view on right. Invitations remain exclusive, though! Little Ched honoured guest! bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:39, 3 January 2013 (UTC).

Respectability

When did 'zillas become respectable? [1] It might cut back on all the roaring. ;-) Prioryman (talk) 22:05, 15 January 2013 (UTC)

[With dignity. ] Zillas always respectable. Roaring perfectly well-bred means of communication. Also highly expressive and concise. Indeed, Arbcom might consider using it, cut down on wordiness of commentary. [With her usual tact, Bishzilla refrain from mentioning little NYB in particular. ] If the little Prioryman be hinting at 'Zilla's colourful sex life and extensive harem, presume is merely envious. bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:30, 16 January 2013 (UTC).

puppy is wondering (now that topic has been broached) if anyone actually survives colorful sex with Bishzilla... KillerChihuahua 06:12, 16 January 2013 (UTC)

[With even greater dignity.] Mostly. Some close calls due to 'Zilla's super sexiness. Floquenstein's monster excited near point of apoplexy during romantic interlude. Can be hard to avoid. Shrug. (P.S., ignorant users feel free see Urban Dictionary for robe and wizard hat.) bishzilla _ROARR!! 15:17, 16 January 2013 (UTC).

Apologies

I stand before the almighty Bishzilla requesting an audience. I come with hat in hand and much regret in order to request forgiveness. I offer gifts for the family.

• 
  Bouquet of pink roses for the Master.
• 
  A small town in Hong Kong for the honorable large one to devour.
• 
  An ankle for the one with sharp teeth.
• 
  Always a delectable treat.
• 
  Fish and chips (hopefully of the proper ENGVAR)

<silently awaits any repercussions.> — Ched :  ?  10:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

[Bishzilla ponders. Eats the flowers. Starts to eat the little user.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:10, 10 March 2013 (UTC).

[Appalled.] Bishzilla! No! Spit him out!! Bad dino!! Bishonen | talk 16:12, 10 March 2013 (UTC).

Oh well. [Complies. Eats hat.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 16:15, 10 March 2013 (UTC).

<little user repeatedly bows, muttering gracious "thank-you" to Master. Promises the honorable one to send his large dino around to visit> — Ched :  ?  19:04, 10 March 2013 (UTC)

rrRRAWRR. Master no leave food for me. 'Zilla #2 sad now. :-( — ChedZILLA 22:13, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

[Concerned for hungry 'zilla #2.] Have a chihuahua! bishzilla _ROARR!! 22:26, 19 March 2013 (UTC).

<nom, nom, nom> mmmm - tasty treat. Much thank you Zilla #1 <offers flirty "wink"> — ChedZILLA 22:38, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

'Zillas like

nomination for foundership

you have been nominated for foundership, and are invited to comment on your nomination. -- Aunva6^{talk - contribs} HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! 03:36, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

unfortunately, drmies deleted the page, perhaps to make a point... one that perhaps was valid... -- Aunva6^{talk - contribs} 17:01, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Little Drmies probably already very sorry! Or else soon will be. See also request here. bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:29, 1 April 2013 (UTC).

Aunva6 has given you a Gatorade shower!

(To give an editor a Gatorade shower, place {{subst:Gatorade shower|message= ~~~~}} on their talk page along with an optional customized message.)

someone somehow got enough gatorade for the water tower in tokyo. don't ask how. -- Aunva6^{talk - contribs} 17:15, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

New Zilla!

rooaaarrr??? TexZilla _ROARR!! 13:05, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

TexZilla keep little User:Tex in pocket? And how many User:Baby Texs? Capacious pocket? bishzilla _ROARR!! 17:56, 10 April 2013 (UTC).

Hmmm. Little Zilla drunk when designing sig? Different zillas in userpage and talkpage links! bishzilla _ROARR!! 18:17, 10 April 2013 (UTC).

Heh. yeah, well, copying and pasting Bishzilla's signature after creating a sock that wasn't my first choice kinda screwed me up there. Will fix! Tex (talk) 18:23, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

WOOO HOOO

Very happy to see this. Will have to send my dino to say hi to new Tex pet too. — Ched :  ?  20:17, 16 April 2013 (UTC)

No longer burnt-out. (Nice meet young TexZilla also.) But get aggravated sometimes![2] Dinos do that! Never calm down! bishzilla _ROARR!! 20:31, 16 April 2013 (UTC).

sorry

Honorable Bishzilla .. please express my regrets to the family for not being around more. I think /you/ should be more proactive in asserting your own views on wiki, as you are so wise and strong. Hugs to the whole family. (well .. that one little one that likes to chew ankles and bite off arms I may not try to touch ... LOL) I hope all is well with all of ya. — Ched :  ?  16:56, 15 May 2013 (UTC)

Little Ched sadness IRL? [Concerned, 'Zilla stuffs both Ched and ChedZilla in pocket, making it bulge a bit. But cosy!] bishzilla _ROARR!! 12:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC).

Pretty flowers for you?

Five wildflower species

• Pretty flowers for you? <massive lizard tail go thumpity thump thump> — ChedZILLA 12:10, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
  • [Bishzilla still wears General Sherman giant sequoia in buttonhole of Spiderman suit. Peers at the new tiny flowers. Fetches magnifying glass. ] Ah! Now see them! Pretty! bishzilla _ROARR!! 19:20, 6 June 2013 (UTC).

A barnstar for you!

	The Barnstar of Good Humor
	This is just terribl... I mean you would make a good admin! Oliverlyc 02:11, 7 June 2013 (UTC)

Thank you little user. [With pride:] Was good admin for some time, help project! See log admin actions here. All admins should have so much chutzpah, block sitting arb ! bishzilla _ROARR!! 09:28, 7 June 2013 (UTC).