List of The Colbert Report episodes (2014)

This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2014.

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2014

January

Episode #	"The Wørd"	Guest	Introductory phrase	Original Airdate	Production Code
1288	TBA	Kenneth Roth	It is really cold.	January 6	9196
1289	TBA	John Seigenthaler	TBA	January 7	9197
1290	TBA	Ishmael Beah	Happy Birthday to North Korea's Kim Jong-un. Please accept our gift of Dennis Rodman. No returns.	January 8	9198
1291	TBA	Jeffrey Skoll	TBA	January 9	9199
1292	"Never-Ender's Game"	David Fanning	The new Ford F-150 is made of 97% aluminum. Which means it's lighter, but you can't put it in the microwave.	January 13	9200
1293	TBA	Deborah Solomon	TBA	January 14	9201
1294	TBA	Gabriel Sherman	TBA	January 15	9202
1295	TBA	Naquasia LeGrand	TBA	January 16	9203
1296	"Thrift Justice"	Scott Stossel	Kraft has recalled over 1.7 million pounds of Velveeta products for mislabeled ingredients. They accidentally called it cheese.	January 20	9204
1297	TBA	Michael Chabon & Mariel Hemingway	TBA	January 21	9205
1298	TBA	Charles Duhigg	The recent blizzard cracked a giant glass panel at New York's Apple Store. They can get it fixed for free if they don't tell Apple it got wet.	January 22	9206
1299	TBA	Patricia Churchland	TBA	January 23	9207
1300	TBA	Nate Silver	TBA	January 27	9208
1301	TBA	Justin Tuck	TBA	January 28	9209
1302	TBA	Cris Carter	TBA	January 29	9210
1303	TBA	Drew Brees	TBA	January 30	9211

February

Episode #	"The Wørd"	Guest	Introductory phrase	Original Airdate	Production Code
1304	TBA	Jennifer Senior	TBA	February 3	9212
1305	TBA	Maria Alyokhina & Nadezhda Tolokonnikova of Pussy Riot	TBA	February 4	9213
1306	TBA	Lake Street Dive	New York City is running low on road salt, no wonder my commute was so bland.	February 5	9214
1307	TBA	Paul Krugman	TBA	February 6	9215
1308	TBA	Patrick Kennedy	TBA	February 10	9216
1309	TBA	Charlie Crist	According to the Department of Agriculture, one in six men eat pizza every day. The other five eat yesterday's pizza.	February 11	9217
1310	TBA	Godfrey Reggio	TBA	February 12	9218
1311	TBA	Brian Greene	Employers in Spain are getting rid of daytime naps. Meanwhile, employers in America are getting rid of nighttime sleep.	February 18	9219
1312	TBA	Alexander Payne	Georgia is offering a license plate featuring The Confederate Flag. Well I certainly hope State Troopers don't use it to racially profile white people.	February 19	9220
1313	TBA	Stanley McChrystal	TBA	February 20	9221
1314	TBA	Darlene Love	Major League Baseball is eliminating Home Plate collisions. Apparently they violate baseball's long standing ban on action.	February 24	9222
1315	"Jobsolete"	St. Vincent	TBA	February 25	9223
1316	TBA	Meryl Davis & Charlie White	TBA	February 26	9224
1317	TBA	Jeff Goldblum	The Oscar's are on Sunday! Damn! I had Tuesday in our office pool.	February 27	9225

March

Episode #	"The Wørd"	Guest	Introductory phrase	Original Airdate	Production Code
1318	TBA	Caitlin Flanagan	TBA	March 3	9226
1319	TBA	Jaron Lanier	Singapore is now the world's most expensive place to live. For the world's cheapest place, check your clothing label.	March 4	9227
1320	TBA	Beau Willimon	Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Nice try Norway, he’s still going to invade.	March 5	9228
1321	TBA	Theaster Gates	Staples is closing 225 stores, great, now where will I not find the ink cartridges that I need.	March 6	9229
1322	"Pew! Pew! Pew!"	Neil deGrasse Tyson	Daylight Savings Time started this weekend and I finally won the four month battle with my oven clock.	March 10	9230
1323	TBA	Ronan Farrow	The E.U. wants to ban American cheese makers from using the name “Parmesan”. Fine, then they can’t use the name “Whiz”.	March 11	9231
1324	TBA	Maria Shriver	TBA	March 12	9232
1325	TBA	Simon Schama	TBA	March 13	9233
1326	TBA	Bryan Cranston	TBA	March 24	9234
1327	TBA	Jimmy Carter	TBA	March 25	9235
1328	TBA	Errol Morris	TBA	March 26	9236
1329	TBA	Darren Aronofsky	Idaho has raised it's speed limit to 80 MPH. Now we can get out of there even faster.	March 27	9237
1330	TBA	Biz Stone	TBA	March 31	9238

April

Episode #	"The Wørd"	Guest	Introductory phrase	Original Airdate	Production Code
1331	TBA	John Malkovich	TBA	April 1	9239
1332	"Silent But Deadly"	Dan Harris	TBA	April 2	9240
1333	TBA	Mark Mazzetti	TBA	April 3	9241
1334	TBA	Edward Frenkel	TBA	April 7	9242
1335	TBA	Jane Goodall	Newly released FBI documents allege that Al Sharpton was a mob informant. He must have joined MSNBC as part of the witness protection program.	April 8	9243
1336	TBA	Sheryl Sandberg	Hillary Clinton announced that she may run for President. I have not been this shocked since Mitt Romney announced he ran for President.	April 9	9244
1337	TBA	Sting	TBA	April 10	9245
1338	TBA	Ken Burns	Oscar Mayer is recalling ninety-six thousand pounds of hot dogs for containing cheese. Uggg... A hot dog being made with an identifiable food? Gross!	April 21	9246
1339	TBA	George Will	The Vatican Library is digitizing it's archives. So that the next Dan Brown novel will just be Robert Langdon alone with an iPad.	April 22	9247
1340	TBA	John Calipari	Market analysts say that iPad fever is cooling, meanwhile Kindle dysentery still runs rampant.	April 23	9248
1341	TBA	George Saunders	TBA	April 24	9249
1342	TBA	Michael McFaul	TBA	April 28	9250
1343	TBA	Robert Rodriguez	There's a critical security flaw in Internet Explorer, which is terrible news for anyone living in 1995.	April 29	9251
1344	TBA	Audra McDonald	A new project will give each MIT undergrad student 100 dollars worth of Bitcoin... wait 60 dollars worth of bit coin... no, wait 800 dollars worth of bit coin.	April 30	9252

May

Episode #	"The Wørd"	Guest	Introductory phrase	Original Airdate	Production Code
1345	TBA	Saul Williams	TBA	May 1	9253
1346	TBA	Edward O. Wilson	Sony has developed a 185 terabyte cassette. Finally, your mix tape can include two Phish songs.	May 5	9254
1347	TBA	Bette Midler	Skidmore College is offering a course of Miley Cyrus. It's not that easy. There's a lot of hometwerk. (Gives highfive to hand from under desk.)	May 6	9255
1348	TBA	David Remnick	TBA	May 7	9256
1349	TBA	Ellen Page	TBA	May 8	9257
1350	TBA	Glenn Greenwald	TBA	May 12	9258
1351	TBA	The Black Keys	TBA	May 13	9259
1352	TBA	Keri Russell	TBA	May 14	9260
1353	TBA	Thomas Friedman	TBA	May 15	9261

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