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Bongwarrior
This user has a homosexual relationship with Axl Rose too.
This user is a fan of douchebags.
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Bongwarrior (b. 1974) is a douche who is also a homosexual stoner who loves masturbation to goatse.
Early life
In late 1973, Sir Asshole's father sucked a man's penis, then spit the semen into a woman's vagina. That is how this disgrace to all life was born.
Middle life
Some time later, Sir Asshole found cannabis, he then gained an attraction to little boys so he bought all episodes of Leave it to Beaver and masturbated to them. His life dream was to "play" with Beaver. He soon dropped out of college and went on a grand voyage with Pedobear to find Beaver and rape him.
Later life
Sir Asshole did get to Beaver, and had a wild threesome along with Pedobear. The cops chased after him, and from the power of DRUGZ, he magically flew away to a name change center and changed his name from Bongwarrior to Sir Asshole. The End.
Articles he has created
Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for
Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.
- God
- Taoism
- Vagina
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Bananas in Pyjamas
- Wikipedia
- Spinal Tap
- Herbert Morrison (announcer)
- Toilets in Japan
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Interesting images
- Bongwarrior did not upload or create any of these pictures. He just thinks they're pretty hot.
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Skylab, the first American space station -
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Catrinas, a staple of Mexico's Day of the Dead celebration -
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