Jump to content

Template:X8: Difference between revisions

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Content deleted Content added
No edit summary
DASHBot (talk | contribs)
m Removing fair use file(s), per WP:NFCC#9 (Shutoff | Log )
Line 29: Line 29:
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|At least YOU never sent your son to Iraq, Mr. President. To think of it, you don't even have a son. You have--|thumb]]
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|At least YOU never sent your son to Iraq, Mr. President. To think of it, you don't even have a son. You have--|thumb]]
[[File:Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama at DNC.jpg|--Daughters! Malia & Sasha Obama with First Lady Michelle Obama. What a beautiful family picture.|thumb]]
[[File:Michelle, Malia and Sasha Obama at DNC.jpg|--Daughters! Malia & Sasha Obama with First Lady Michelle Obama. What a beautiful family picture.|thumb]]
[[File:Simpsons on Tracey Ullman.png|This ain't no beautiful family picture. This is ugly!|thumb]]
[[:File:Simpsons on Tracey Ullman.png|This ain't no beautiful family picture. This is ugly!|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Simpsons FamilyPicture.png|Ahhh...that's much better! That's the Simpson family we all know and love.|thumb]]
[[:File:Simpsons FamilyPicture.png|Ahhh...that's much better! That's the Simpson family we all know and love.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Obamas at White House Easter Egg Roll 4-13-09 2.JPG|Why can't you be like that, Obama family? You're all fools and idiots I tells ya! All fools and idiots! Except for one person--|thumb]]
[[File:Obamas at White House Easter Egg Roll 4-13-09 2.JPG|Why can't you be like that, Obama family? You're all fools and idiots I tells ya! All fools and idiots! Except for one person--|thumb]]
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|--Mr. President!|thumb]]
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|--Mr. President!|thumb]]
[[File:Michelle Obama official portrait.jpg|Nope, not Michelle Obama|thumb]]
[[File:Michelle Obama official portrait.jpg|Nope, not Michelle Obama|thumb]]
[[File:Mr Burns.png|Not Mr. Burns|thumb]]
[[:File:Mr Burns.png|Not Mr. Burns|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:HarryPotter5poster.jpg|Heck, not even Harry Potter himself.|thumb]]
[[:File:HarryPotter5poster.jpg|Heck, not even Harry Potter himself.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II: Mr. President of the United States of America. Long live the Prez!|thumb]]
[[File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg|Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II: Mr. President of the United States of America. Long live the Prez!|thumb]]
[[File:Michael Jackson 1984(2).jpg|You're good too, Michael Jackson.|thumb]]
[[File:Michael Jackson 1984(2).jpg|You're good too, Michael Jackson.|thumb]]
Line 46: Line 46:
[[File:Rotating earth (large).gif|The world keeps spinning round and round. Round and round. Round and round...|thumb]]
[[File:Rotating earth (large).gif|The world keeps spinning round and round. Round and round. Round and round...|thumb]]
[[File:Newtons cradle animation book 2.gif|Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping.|thumb]]
[[File:Newtons cradle animation book 2.gif|Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping.|thumb]]
[[File:Thriller (Michael Jackson).jpg|'Cause this is thriller! Thriller night! And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike! You know its thriller, thriller night! You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!|thumb]]
[[:File:Thriller (Michael Jackson).jpg|'Cause this is thriller! Thriller night! And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike! You know its thriller, thriller night! You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:MichaelJacksonMoonwalk.ogg|Who wants to see Michael Jackson moonwalk?|thumb]]
[[:File:MichaelJacksonMoonwalk.ogg|Who wants to see Michael Jackson moonwalk?|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:NintendoStackTransparent.png|Nintendo: Where would video games be without them?|thumb]]
[[File:NintendoStackTransparent.png|Nintendo: Where would video games be without them?|thumb]]
[[File:CNN HD-American Morning 1080.png|CNN Breaking News! Vlad Plantin friend, Alexandra Civorelli, is reported to have an interest in the Harry Potter books. Here's some random guy with more on the story--|thumb]]
[[:File:CNN HD-American Morning 1080.png|CNN Breaking News! Vlad Plantin friend, Alexandra Civorelli, is reported to have an interest in the Harry Potter books. Here's some random guy with more on the story--|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Cnnreport.JPG|Thanks, Anderson . Sources tell me that on a short phone call at (estimatedly) 5:00PM, Alex told Vlad that she wanted to see [[Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film)|the new Harry Potter movie]] in theaters. When Vlad asked why, she said she had an interest in [[Harry Potter|the books]], was fascinated in the world of wizards and witchcraft, and had read all 7 novels. Vlad was overjoyed at hearing this, since he was an HP fan, too. That is all we have. Back to you, Anderson.|thumb]]
[[File:Cnnreport.JPG|Thanks, Anderson . Sources tell me that on a short phone call at (estimatedly) 5:00PM, Alex told Vlad that she wanted to see [[Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film)|the new Harry Potter movie]] in theaters. When Vlad asked why, she said she had an interest in [[Harry Potter|the books]], was fascinated in the world of wizards and witchcraft, and had read all 7 novels. Vlad was overjoyed at hearing this, since he was an HP fan, too. That is all we have. Back to you, Anderson.|thumb]]
[[File:CNN HD-American Morning 1080.png|Lately in the news, Barack Obama is accused for murdering the ghost of Your Mama and for shooting [[Ogre|Angela Bradt]] down in cold blood. He is facing charges of Spider-Man Murder and--|thumb]]
[[:File:CNN HD-American Morning 1080.png|Lately in the news, Barack Obama is accused for murdering the ghost of Your Mama and for shooting [[Ogre|Angela Bradt]] down in cold blood. He is facing charges of Spider-Man Murder and--|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
==Funny (Pt. 3)==
==Funny (Pt. 3)==


[[File:Duck Amuck.gif|You're dispicable!|thumb]]
[[:File:Duck Amuck.gif|You're dispicable!|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Homer D'oh.png|Will you pipe down, I'm trying to eat my--. D'OH!!|thumb]]
[[:File:Homer D'oh.png|Will you pipe down, I'm trying to eat my--. D'OH!!|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:DotheBartman.png|Person 1: Does anybody want to do the Bartman? Person 2: No. Person 1: Shut up.|thumb]]
[[File:DotheBartman.png|Person 1: Does anybody want to do the Bartman? Person 2: No. Person 1: Shut up.|thumb]]
[[File:Mad scientist.svg|(European accent) The lad's gone crazy!|thumb]]
[[File:Mad scientist.svg|(European accent) The lad's gone crazy!|thumb]]
[[File:D'oh!.svg|Shhh...I'm watching "D'oh."|thumb]]
[[File:D'oh!.svg|Shhh...I'm watching "D'oh."|thumb]]
[[File:Crying-girl.jpg|Why is this girl crying? Because she saw your face.|thumb]]
[[File:Crying-girl.jpg|Why is this girl crying? Because she saw your face.|thumb]]
[[File:Frog official poster 500.jpg|Have you seen this movie. No, it hasn't come out yet.|thumb|350px]]
[[:File:Frog official poster 500.jpg|Have you seen this movie. No, it hasn't come out yet.|thumb|350px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Bolt ver2.jpg|Bolt, speak.|thumb|200px]]
[[:File:Bolt ver2.jpg|Bolt, speak.|thumb|200px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Lightning strike jan 2007.jpg|Looks like Bolt speaked.|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Lightning strike jan 2007.jpg|Looks like Bolt speaked.|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Porky pig.jpg|Porky Pig before.|thumb|150px]]
[[:File:Porky pig.jpg|Porky Pig before.|thumb|150px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:NCI clove ham.jpg|Porky Pig after. (licks chops) Classic cartoons are so delicious.|thumb|150px]]
[[File:NCI clove ham.jpg|Porky Pig after. (licks chops) Classic cartoons are so delicious.|thumb|150px]]
[[File:Simpsons donuts.jpg|Mmm...donuts.|thumb]]
[[File:Simpsons donuts.jpg|Mmm...donuts.|thumb]]
Line 70: Line 70:
[[File:No uncyclopedia.png|NO UNCYCLOPEDIA!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:No uncyclopedia.png|NO UNCYCLOPEDIA!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Bouncywikilogo.gif|Wikipedia can bounce. Can Uncyclopedia? I didn't think so.|thumb]]
[[File:Bouncywikilogo.gif|Wikipedia can bounce. Can Uncyclopedia? I didn't think so.|thumb]]
[[File:Chickenlittlemcgiposter.jpg|Chicken Little's butt is your face.|thumb|200px]]
[[:File:Chickenlittlemcgiposter.jpg|Chicken Little's butt is your face.|thumb|200px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Rapunzel-Disney.jpg|Introducing the 2nd newest member of the Disney Princess line: Rapunzel! Look at her. She thinks she's all that.|thumb|150px]]
[[:File:Rapunzel-Disney.jpg|Introducing the 2nd newest member of the Disney Princess line: Rapunzel! Look at her. She thinks she's all that.|thumb|150px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:HP1 posters.JPG|European freaks look at the poster to the left. American freaks look at the poster to the right.|thumb|300px]]
[[:File:HP1 posters.JPG|European freaks look at the poster to the left. American freaks look at the poster to the right.|thumb|300px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->


==Funny! (Pt. 4)==
==Funny! (Pt. 4)==


[[File:ShaveAndAHaircut.svg|You need a shave and a haircut. Two bits.|thumb|225px]]
[[File:ShaveAndAHaircut.svg|You need a shave and a haircut. Two bits.|thumb|225px]]
[[File:Hog2warts.jpg|The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The finest school in the business. Plus, have you seen the food they serve there? Mmm, mmm, mmm.|thumb|500px]]
[[:File:Hog2warts.jpg|The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The finest school in the business. Plus, have you seen the food they serve there? Mmm, mmm, mmm.|thumb|500px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Hogwarts crest.png|The Hogwarts crest. Top left: Gryffindor. Top right: Syltherin. Bottom left: Hufflepuff. Bottom right: Ravenclaw. For school see image above (You can't miss it, it's huge).|thumb|225px]]
[[File:Hogwarts crest.png|The Hogwarts crest. Top left: Gryffindor. Top right: Syltherin. Bottom left: Hufflepuff. Bottom right: Ravenclaw. For school see image above (You can't miss it, it's huge).|thumb|225px]]
[[File:Voldermortimage.jpg|Lord Voldemort is ug-ly. Thank Gosh he is dead. You know, maybe I should start calling him No-Nose.|thumb|300px]]
[[:File:Voldermortimage.jpg|Lord Voldemort is ug-ly. Thank Gosh he is dead. You know, maybe I should start calling him No-Nose.|thumb|300px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Draco Mal.JPG|Draco Malfoy is a spoiled brat! When Hermione punched him in the third movie, he deserved it.|thumb|200px]]
[[:File:Draco Mal.JPG|Draco Malfoy is a spoiled brat! When Hermione punched him in the third movie, he deserved it.|thumb|200px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Harrypotter5-roomofrequirement.jpg|Dumbledore's army. Now do you prefer these guys or---|thumb|400px]]
[[File:Harrypotter5-roomofrequirement.jpg|Dumbledore's army. Now do you prefer these guys or---|thumb|400px]]
[[File:DeathEaters.jpg|--these guys? Exactly, I prefer Dumbledore's Army too.|thumb|370px]]
[[:File:DeathEaters.jpg|--these guys? Exactly, I prefer Dumbledore's Army too.|thumb|370px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Hitler portrait crop.jpg|I hate you Fat Hitler! You're a bad name to Germans everywhere! I know why you commited suicide--'cause you were so ugly!|thumb]]
[[File:Hitler portrait crop.jpg|I hate you Fat Hitler! You're a bad name to Germans everywhere! I know why you commited suicide--'cause you were so ugly!|thumb]]
[[File:Colt-python.jpg|BOOM! You've been hit by a smooth criminal.|thumb]]
[[File:Colt-python.jpg|BOOM! You've been hit by a smooth criminal.|thumb]]
[[File:Smooth Criminal.jpg|Get it? "Smooth Criminal": The Michael Jackson Song.|thumb]]
[[:File:Smooth Criminal.jpg|Get it? "Smooth Criminal": The Michael Jackson Song.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:51189166 46f7e0b2b5 o.jpg|Look! Some random guy doing the moonwalk. Go Random Guy, Go!|thumb]]
[[File:51189166 46f7e0b2b5 o.jpg|Look! Some random guy doing the moonwalk. Go Random Guy, Go!|thumb]]
[[File:US-GreatSeal-Obverse.svg|The Great Seal of the United States. But is it greater than...|thumb]]
[[File:US-GreatSeal-Obverse.svg|The Great Seal of the United States. But is it greater than...|thumb]]
[[File:Flag of the United States.svg|...the Flag of the United States? Only time will tell.|thumb]]
[[File:Flag of the United States.svg|...the Flag of the United States? Only time will tell.|thumb]]
[[File:Barack Obama - ITN.jpg|Well, if it isn't Mr. Prez getting inaugurated.|thumb]]
[[File:Barack Obama - ITN.jpg|Well, if it isn't Mr. Prez getting inaugurated.|thumb]]
[[File:You Kent Always Say What You Want.png|Hello. This is Kent Brockman on Smartline. Tonight we are talking to donut-devouring dolt Homer Simpson about his obescity problem. Homer...|thumb]]
[[:File:You Kent Always Say What You Want.png|Hello. This is Kent Brockman on Smartline. Tonight we are talking to donut-devouring dolt Homer Simpson about his obescity problem. Homer...|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Christmas Tree.JPG|Whoo-hoo, Christmas! YAAAYYYYY! Hey, there's no Christmas in the middle of July! I'm gonna give the guy who put this here a piece of my mind.|thumb]]
[[File:Christmas Tree.JPG|Whoo-hoo, Christmas! YAAAYYYYY! Hey, there's no Christmas in the middle of July! I'm gonna give the guy who put this here a piece of my mind.|thumb]]
[[File:The Scream.jpg|Dude, what's so scary?|thumb]]
[[File:The Scream.jpg|Dude, what's so scary?|thumb]]
Line 100: Line 100:
[[File:Sleeping Beauty's Castle 2008.JPG|This.|thumb]]
[[File:Sleeping Beauty's Castle 2008.JPG|This.|thumb]]
[[File:Logo WaltDisneyCo.svg|This.|thumb]]
[[File:Logo WaltDisneyCo.svg|This.|thumb]]
[[File:Waltdisneypictureslogo.png|This. Need I go on?|thumb]]
[[:File:Waltdisneypictureslogo.png|This. Need I go on?|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Bad.jpg|Yeah, I'm bad.|thumb]]
[[:File:Bad.jpg|Yeah, I'm bad.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:MichaelsNumberOnes.JPG|Michael Jackson's Number Ones. If you ask me, all of his songs are number ones.|thumb]]
[[:File:MichaelsNumberOnes.JPG|Michael Jackson's Number Ones. If you ask me, all of his songs are number ones.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->




Line 142: Line 142:


[[File:Domestic cat.jpg|There are a lot of cats. Here are some...|thumb]]
[[File:Domestic cat.jpg|There are a lot of cats. Here are some...|thumb]]
[[File:YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png|Simba.|thumb]]
[[:File:YoungSimbaSmilestlk.png|Simba.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Lion waiting in Nambia.jpg|Some regular lion.|thumb]]
[[File:Lion waiting in Nambia.jpg|Some regular lion.|thumb]]
[[File:Okonjima Lioness.jpg|Some regular lionESS|thumb]]
[[File:Okonjima Lioness.jpg|Some regular lionESS|thumb]]
[[File:Seuss-cat-hat.gif|The Cat in the Hat.|thumb]]
[[:File:Seuss-cat-hat.gif|The Cat in the Hat.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Garfield the Cat.svg|Garfield.|thumb]]
[[:File:Garfield the Cat.svg|Garfield.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:TonyTheTiger.jpg|And the mascot of Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger.|thumb]]
[[File:TonyTheTiger.jpg|And the mascot of Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger.|thumb]]
[[File:Weirdalfat.jpg|Who's fat? You are. (NOTE: This song is a parody of [[Michael Jackson]]'s [[Bad (Michael Jackson song)|Bad.]])|thumb]]
[[File:Weirdalfat.jpg|Who's fat? You are. (NOTE: This song is a parody of [[Michael Jackson]]'s [[Bad (Michael Jackson song)|Bad.]])|thumb]]
[[File:Eat It Weird Al.jpg|Just eat it. A parody of [[Beat It]].|thumb]]
[[:File:Eat It Weird Al.jpg|Just eat it. A parody of [[Beat It]].|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->




Line 155: Line 155:
{| class="wikitable" border="1"
{| class="wikitable" border="1"
|-
|-
! People who think [[The Simpsons]] rule! [[File:Homer Simpson 2006.png|50px]]
! People who think [[The Simpsons]] rule! [[:File:Homer Simpson 2006.png|50px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
! People who think [[Family Guy]] rules. [[File:Peter Griffin.png|60px]]
! People who think [[Family Guy]] rules. [[:File:Peter Griffin.png|60px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->


|-
|-
Line 173: Line 173:
==Funny! (pt. 6)==
==Funny! (pt. 6)==


[[File:Spider-Man547.jpg|Members of the Spider family: Spider-Man.|thumb]]
[[:File:Spider-Man547.jpg|Members of the Spider family: Spider-Man.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Spider-girl-continues.jpg|Spider-Girl.|thumb]]
[[:File:Spider-girl-continues.jpg|Spider-Girl.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Asm528variantspiderham.PNG|Spider-Ham.|thumb]]
[[:File:Asm528variantspiderham.PNG|Spider-Ham.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Aliensymbiote.jpg|Venom. OK, I know I messed it up with Venom's ugly face. But if you think THAT's hideous...|thumb]]
[[:File:Aliensymbiote.jpg|Venom. OK, I know I messed it up with Venom's ugly face. But if you think THAT's hideous...|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Brideofvenom.png|...just check out his ''wife''! (shudder).|thumb]]
[[File:Brideofvenom.png|...just check out his ''wife''! (shudder).|thumb]]
==Funny! (Pt. 7)==
==Funny! (Pt. 7)==
Line 184: Line 184:
[[File:Simpsons Ride - Hollywood.jpg|The Ride over at [[Universal Studios Hollywood]].|thumb|250px]]
[[File:Simpsons Ride - Hollywood.jpg|The Ride over at [[Universal Studios Hollywood]].|thumb|250px]]
[[File:Simpsons Ride Film.jpg|The Simpsons 3D queue video (once again) at The Ride.|thumb|260px]]
[[File:Simpsons Ride Film.jpg|The Simpsons 3D queue video (once again) at The Ride.|thumb|260px]]
[[File:Simpsons Ride Doc.gif|[[Emmett Brown|The Doc]]: Simpsons version. What's next, ''Back to the Future with The Simpsons''? Seriously though, that'd be awesome.|thumb|225px]]
[[:File:Simpsons Ride Doc.gif|[[Emmett Brown|The Doc]]: Simpsons version. What's next, ''Back to the Future with The Simpsons''? Seriously though, that'd be awesome.|thumb|225px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:BananaShoeShine.gif|Before: A guy cleaning his shoes with a banana peel. After: Then, he just stops for some freaky reason.|thumb|215px]]
[[File:BananaShoeShine.gif|Before: A guy cleaning his shoes with a banana peel. After: Then, he just stops for some freaky reason.|thumb|215px]]
[[File:ThisIsItMJ.jpg|[[This Is It (Michael Jackson concerts)|This Is It]]: The Michael Jackson tour that never was. However, if it was, I'm sure it would be totally awesome!|thumb|220px]]
[[File:ThisIsItMJ.jpg|[[This Is It (Michael Jackson concerts)|This Is It]]: The Michael Jackson tour that never was. However, if it was, I'm sure it would be totally awesome!|thumb|220px]]
[[File:Ghostbusters logo.svg|Who do you call? Not them. Let's see... Well, there's no one else so I guess you WILL have to call them.|thumb]]
[[:File:Ghostbusters logo.svg|Who do you call? Not them. Let's see... Well, there's no one else so I guess you WILL have to call them.|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Rubber duck.jpg|I bet you still take a bath with your [[Rubber Duck|rubber ducky]].|thumb]]
[[File:Rubber duck.jpg|I bet you still take a bath with your [[Rubber Duck|rubber ducky]].|thumb]]
[[File:Teddy bear 27.jpg|I bet you still sleep with your [[Teddy bear|teddy bear]].|thumb]]
[[File:Teddy bear 27.jpg|I bet you still sleep with your [[Teddy bear|teddy bear]].|thumb]]
Line 198: Line 198:


==Funny! (Pt. 7)==
==Funny! (Pt. 7)==
[[File:Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Gameplay 2.jpg|Is this guy trying to shoot someone?|200px|thumb]]
[[:File:Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Gameplay 2.jpg|Is this guy trying to shoot someone?|200px|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Sora kh.jpg|It's Soooora! A random video game hero!|200px|thumb]]
[[:File:Sora kh.jpg|It's Soooora! A random video game hero!|200px|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Mirror.jpg|Don't look at it! It's gonna break!|215px|thumb]]
[[File:Mirror.jpg|Don't look at it! It's gonna break!|215px|thumb]]
[[File:NCI Visuals Food Hot Dog.jpg|Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahh!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:NCI Visuals Food Hot Dog.jpg|Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahh!|thumb|200px]]
Line 205: Line 205:
[[File:Jab punch.jpeg|Whoa! This dude is wilin'!|215px|thumb]]
[[File:Jab punch.jpeg|Whoa! This dude is wilin'!|215px|thumb]]
[[File:Heathscotta2005-02-15.jpg|Eat lead, ugly!|205px|thumb]]
[[File:Heathscotta2005-02-15.jpg|Eat lead, ugly!|205px|thumb]]
[[File:Simpsons final poster.png|The perfect family film for a fat, alcoholic father, a nagging mother, a troublesome son, a genius daughter ,and a pacified baby.|thumb|210px]]
[[:File:Simpsons final poster.png|The perfect family film for a fat, alcoholic father, a nagging mother, a troublesome son, a genius daughter ,and a pacified baby.|thumb|210px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Ray Ban Original Wayfarer.jpg|Shades make ya look cool!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Ray Ban Original Wayfarer.jpg|Shades make ya look cool!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:PaF Christmas special.jpg|Christmastime ain't here...|thumb|200px]]
[[:File:PaF Christmas special.jpg|Christmastime ain't here...|thumb|200px]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
==Funny! (Pt. 9)==
==Funny! (Pt. 9)==
[[File:Himmelsstürmer staunen.JPG|What's so horrible that it makes these girls open their mouths in horror?|thumb|215px]]
[[File:Himmelsstürmer staunen.JPG|What's so horrible that it makes these girls open their mouths in horror?|thumb|215px]]
[[File:Time youcover01.jpg|215px|thumb]]
[[:File:Time youcover01.jpg|215px|thumb]]<!--Non free file removed by DASHBot-->
[[File:Wonkabar2005.jpg|Mmm... chocolate bars!|thumb|215px]]
[[File:Wonkabar2005.jpg|Mmm... chocolate bars!|thumb|215px]]
[[File:Chocolate02.jpg|Augh... even tastier chocolate!|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Chocolate02.jpg|Augh... even tastier chocolate!|thumb|200px]]

Revision as of 05:07, 13 June 2010

References

I just want to say something. "DDDDDOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH!" Carry on.

Click this to see a Bart Simpson dollar.

How to become a baby, not like you are now.

People who have nothing better to do than to ruin peoples' lunches.

The best video game ever!

Your girlfriend.

For you Obama fanatics, you'll be happy to know that Your Hero has been put on official U.S. currency. Go nuts.

Wandering viewers, I have made a poster to celebrate the 10th anniversary of SpongeBob SquarePants on TV. Check it out (or else I'll have to kill you.

Funny! (Pt. 1)

Way to go, Mr. Prez! Your polls might be down but you're my fave President ever!
George Bush, you're a recession-creating freak! I hate you so much!
Ahhhh...Mr.President
Richard Nixon, you election-cheating idiot! You're a disgrace to Republicans everywhere!
Oh, Mr.President. I know YOU would never cheat on an election.
You would probably cheat on an election, you fat, balding doofus!
Mr.President, you're neither fat, nor balding.
I hate you so much, Palin. You're a selfish diva who wasted all of McCain's money on d**n clothes and said you sent your son to Iraq. Seriously, what fool of a mother would send their son to Iraq to be killed? Good thing you resigned as Governor. I don't know what the heck Alaska woulda done if you were still in power.
At least YOU never sent your son to Iraq, Mr. President. To think of it, you don't even have a son. You have--
--Daughters! Malia & Sasha Obama with First Lady Michelle Obama. What a beautiful family picture.

This ain't no beautiful family picture. This is ugly!|thumb Ahhh...that's much better! That's the Simpson family we all know and love.|thumb

Why can't you be like that, Obama family? You're all fools and idiots I tells ya! All fools and idiots! Except for one person--
--Mr. President!
Nope, not Michelle Obama

Not Mr. Burns|thumb Heck, not even Harry Potter himself.|thumb

Mr. Barack Hussein Obama II: Mr. President of the United States of America. Long live the Prez!
You're good too, Michael Jackson.
NOTE: The signature of the King of Pop!

Funny! (Pt.2)

The world keeps spinning round and round. Round and round. Round and round...
Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping.

'Cause this is thriller! Thriller night! And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike! You know its thriller, thriller night! You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!|thumb Who wants to see Michael Jackson moonwalk?|thumb

Nintendo: Where would video games be without them?

CNN Breaking News! Vlad Plantin friend, Alexandra Civorelli, is reported to have an interest in the Harry Potter books. Here's some random guy with more on the story--|thumb

File:Cnnreport.JPG
Thanks, Anderson . Sources tell me that on a short phone call at (estimatedly) 5:00PM, Alex told Vlad that she wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie in theaters. When Vlad asked why, she said she had an interest in the books, was fascinated in the world of wizards and witchcraft, and had read all 7 novels. Vlad was overjoyed at hearing this, since he was an HP fan, too. That is all we have. Back to you, Anderson.

[[:File:CNN HD-American Morning 1080.png|Lately in the news, Barack Obama is accused for murdering the ghost of Your Mama and for shooting Angela Bradt down in cold blood. He is facing charges of Spider-Man Murder and--|thumb]]

Funny (Pt. 3)

You're dispicable!|thumb Will you pipe down, I'm trying to eat my--. D'OH!!|thumb

File:DotheBartman.png
Person 1: Does anybody want to do the Bartman? Person 2: No. Person 1: Shut up.
(European accent) The lad's gone crazy!
Shhh...I'm watching "D'oh."
Why is this girl crying? Because she saw your face.

Have you seen this movie. No, it hasn't come out yet.|thumb|350px Bolt, speak.|thumb|200px

Looks like Bolt speaked.

Porky Pig before.|thumb|150px

Porky Pig after. (licks chops) Classic cartoons are so delicious.
Mmm...donuts.
Wikipedia: Honest and kind. A symbol of truth and justice.
File:Uncyclopedia logo.png
Uncyclopedia: Distrustful and evil! A symbol of pure foolishness.
NO UNCYCLOPEDIA!
Wikipedia can bounce. Can Uncyclopedia? I didn't think so.

Chicken Little's butt is your face.|thumb|200px Introducing the 2nd newest member of the Disney Princess line: Rapunzel! Look at her. She thinks she's all that.|thumb|150px European freaks look at the poster to the left. American freaks look at the poster to the right.|thumb|300px

Funny! (Pt. 4)

You need a shave and a haircut. Two bits.

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The finest school in the business. Plus, have you seen the food they serve there? Mmm, mmm, mmm.|thumb|500px

File:Hogwarts crest.png
The Hogwarts crest. Top left: Gryffindor. Top right: Syltherin. Bottom left: Hufflepuff. Bottom right: Ravenclaw. For school see image above (You can't miss it, it's huge).

Lord Voldemort is ug-ly. Thank Gosh he is dead. You know, maybe I should start calling him No-Nose.|thumb|300px Draco Malfoy is a spoiled brat! When Hermione punched him in the third movie, he deserved it.|thumb|200px

Dumbledore's army. Now do you prefer these guys or---

--these guys? Exactly, I prefer Dumbledore's Army too.|thumb|370px

I hate you Fat Hitler! You're a bad name to Germans everywhere! I know why you commited suicide--'cause you were so ugly!
BOOM! You've been hit by a smooth criminal.

Get it? "Smooth Criminal": The Michael Jackson Song.|thumb

Look! Some random guy doing the moonwalk. Go Random Guy, Go!
The Great Seal of the United States. But is it greater than...
...the Flag of the United States? Only time will tell.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Prez getting inaugurated.

Hello. This is Kent Brockman on Smartline. Tonight we are talking to donut-devouring dolt Homer Simpson about his obescity problem. Homer...|thumb

Whoo-hoo, Christmas! YAAAYYYYY! Hey, there's no Christmas in the middle of July! I'm gonna give the guy who put this here a piece of my mind.
Dude, what's so scary?
The genius behind it all. Behind what? Behind this...
This.
This.
This.
File:WDWAK Tree of Life.jpg
This.
This.
File:Logo WaltDisneyCo.svg
This.

This. Need I go on?|thumb Yeah, I'm bad.|thumb Michael Jackson's Number Ones. If you ask me, all of his songs are number ones.|thumb



Funny pt. 5)

There are a lot of cats. Here are some...

Simba.|thumb

Some regular lion.
Some regular lionESS

The Cat in the Hat.|thumb Garfield.|thumb

File:TonyTheTiger.jpg
And the mascot of Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger.
Who's fat? You are. (NOTE: This song is a parody of Michael Jackson's Bad.)

[[:File:Eat It Weird Al.jpg|Just eat it. A parody of Beat It.|thumb]]


People who think The Simpsons rule! 50px People who think Family Guy rules. 60px
In America: 100% In America: 10%
In Canada: 95% In Canada: 5%
Anywhere else in the world: 90% Anywhere else in the world: -5%

Funny! (pt. 6)

Members of the Spider family: Spider-Man.|thumb Spider-Girl.|thumb Spider-Ham.|thumb Venom. OK, I know I messed it up with Venom's ugly face. But if you think THAT's hideous...|thumb

File:Brideofvenom.png
...just check out his wife! (shudder).

Funny! (Pt. 7)

The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios Theme Parks. Gosh, are those rides fun.
The Ride over at Universal Studios Florida.
File:Simpsons Ride - Hollywood.jpg
The Ride over at Universal Studios Hollywood.
The Simpsons 3D queue video (once again) at The Ride.

[[:File:Simpsons Ride Doc.gif|The Doc: Simpsons version. What's next, Back to the Future with The Simpsons? Seriously though, that'd be awesome.|thumb|225px]]

Before: A guy cleaning his shoes with a banana peel. After: Then, he just stops for some freaky reason.
File:ThisIsItMJ.jpg
This Is It: The Michael Jackson tour that never was. However, if it was, I'm sure it would be totally awesome!

Who do you call? Not them. Let's see... Well, there's no one else so I guess you WILL have to call them.|thumb

File:Rubber duck.jpg
I bet you still take a bath with your rubber ducky.
File:Teddy bear 27.jpg
I bet you still sleep with your teddy bear.
I bet you still use a night light.
I bet a lot of things. Or am I Joker-ing?
Yep. I'm Joker-ing all right...
...Mwah ha ha ha!
Whoo hoo hoo. Who got the money? I do!
File:Alice-In-Wonderland-Theatrical-Poster.jpg
Here's a sneak peek at the new Disney film Alice in Wonderland.

Funny! (Pt. 7)

Is this guy trying to shoot someone?|200px|thumb It's Soooora! A random video game hero!|200px|thumb

Don't look at it! It's gonna break!
Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahh!
Cheesy goodness!
File:Jab punch.jpeg
Whoa! This dude is wilin'!
Eat lead, ugly!

The perfect family film for a fat, alcoholic father, a nagging mother, a troublesome son, a genius daughter ,and a pacified baby.|thumb|210px

Shades make ya look cool!

Christmastime ain't here...|thumb|200px

Funny! (Pt. 9)

What's so horrible that it makes these girls open their mouths in horror?

215px|thumb

File:Wonkabar2005.jpg
Mmm... chocolate bars!
Augh... even tastier chocolate!
SO DARN TASTY!
EVEN BETTER!
Whoa mama!
What the --?! Get the heck out of here!!!
Oh yeah.. (drools from the mouth)..
These people are angry. Better steer clear of 'em...