User:KOJV

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This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.

This user still enjoys playing games on the NES.

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This user likes all types of music.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user knows "...there is no spoon".

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I am KOJV. My real name is Tobias Landin and I live in Borlänge, Sweden.

If you understand Swedish, you can read my complete (?) presentation.

If you don't understand Swedish but wish to know more about me, check out my Personal homepage which, besides a bit of information about me, contains hundreds of the world's greatest quotes; including quotes on statements about me.

Apart from what you can read on that page I'm not much more but a regular guy, born in 1978 and married to a woman twice my age. I'm a computer technician and run my own business, called Landins computer services, which I keep in my home flat in central Borlänge, from where I originate though I lived most of my life in Leksand, 40 km to the north.

Some people ask, what does KOJV stand for?

KOJV is the Kommission für Ostjüdische Volkskunde or the Commission for Eastern-Jewish Folklore Studies and is a part of the German Folklore Society, Hamburg. Thanks to Dr. Claus Stephani. Dutch youngsters use the short kojv in the meaning "Kus Op Je Voorhoofd" that means "kiss on the head" i.e. a friendly peck on the cheek. Thanks to Roy Michiels. Though, I made up the spell-out Knock-Out Justification in Vain and I think it's pretty neith because I regurarly come up with knock-out arguments in various discussions just to find that nobody cares.

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