List of King of the Hill episodes

This is a list of episodes of the FOX animated television series King of the Hill. The show premiered on January 12, 1997.

Seasons

See also: King of the Hill DVDs

Season		# of Episodes	Original airdate	DVD releases
	1	12	1997	R1: July 1, 2003 R2: March 13, 2006 R4: March 15, 2006
	2	23	1997 – 1998	R1: November 11, 2003 R2: March 13, 2006 R4: May 23, 2006
	3	25	1998 – 1999	R1: December 28, 2004 R2: August 28, 2006 R4: September 26, 2006
	4	24	1999 – 2000	R1: May 3, 2005 R2: January 15, 2007 R4: June 20, 2007
	5	20	2000 – 2001	R1: November 22, 2005 R2: February 26, 2007 R4: April 23, 2008
	6	22	2001 – 2002	R1: May 2, 2006
	7	23	2002 – 2003	--
	8	22	2003 – 2004	--
	9	15	2004 – 2005	--
	10	15	2005 – 2006	--
	11	12	2007	--
	12	22	2007 – 2008	--
	13	18	2008 – 2009	--
	14	TBA	2009	--

Episodes

Season 1: 1997

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
1 (1)	"Pilot"	January 12, 1997	4E01
When a baseball hits Bobby in the eye during a baseball game, the resulting black eye and Hank's short temper (caused by dealing with a teenaged Mega-Lo-Mart clerk) cause a social worker to suspect Hank of child abuse. Meanwhile, Hank's friends, conspiracy nut Dale Gribble, down-and-out Army barber Bill Dauterive, and womanizer Boomhauer, try to fix Hank's truck.
2 (2)	"Square Peg"	January 19, 1997	4E02
Peggy is mortified and tongue-tied when she finds out she has been chosen to teach the middle school's sexual education class.
3 (3)	"The Order of the Straight Arrow"	February 2, 1997	4E03
Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer take Bobby and his friends on an Order of the Straight Arrow camping trip where the men send the boys on a snipe hunt...and Bobby ends up killing a whooping crane. Meanwhile, Peggy sneaks out to buy special shoes for her large feet.
4 (4)	"Hank's Got the Willies"	February 9, 1997	4E05
Hank is worried that Bobby doesn't have a role model in life--and things get worse when Bobby accidentally hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson (guest-voiced by Nelson himself) with a golf club during a day on the green.
5 (5)	"Luanne's Saga"	February 16, 1997	4E04
Hank's promise to find Luanne a new boyfriend (guest-voiced by Mando Navarro) in forty-eight hours backfires when Luanne hooks up with Boomhauer.
6 (6)	" Hank's Unmentionable Problem"	February 23, 1997	4E07
Hank's ongoing constipation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen.
7 (7)	"Westie Side Story"	March 2, 1997	4E06
Hank's attempt to be neighborly with the new Laotian family next door is sorely tested after his neighbor treats him rudely, and even more so when he's convinced his neighbor served him hamburgers made from dog meat.
8 (8)	"Shins of the Father"	March 23, 1997	4E08
Hank's brash, sexist father, Cotton Hill, crashes Bobby's 12th birthday party--and stays over the Hill's house, which doesn't sit well with Peggy when Cotton's misogyny begins rubbing off on Bobby.
9 (9)	"Peggy the Boggle Champ"	April 13, 1997	4E09
Hank's promise to coach Peggy at the Texas State Boggle Championship is jeopardized when his buddies try to lure him away to the Ninth Annual Dallas Mower Expo. Meanwhile, Bobby and Luanne freak out when they leave a condensation ring on the new coffee table.
10 (10)	"Keeping Up With Our Joneses"	April 27, 1997	4E10
When Hank catches Bobby smoking a cigarette, he punishes him by forcing him to smoke an entire carton; the plan backfires, and Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all end up addicted to tobacco.
11 (11)	"King of the Ant Hill"	May 4, 1997	4E13
After telling Dale never to spray insecticide on his lawn again, Hank's expensive new lawn becomes mysteriously infested with fire ants.
12 (12)	"Plastic White Female"	May 11, 1997	4E11
Peggy is horrified when she discovers Bobby playing Spin the Bottle with one of Luanne's plastic beautician school heads.

Season 2: 1997–1998

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
13 (1)	"How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"	September 21, 1997	5E01
When Bobby displays a talent for target shooting, Hank signs up for a father–son fun shoot competition—only to discover a buried childhood memory is still sadly affecting his aim.
14 (2)	"Texas City Twister"	September 26, 1997	5E02
Hank must save Peggy and Luanne from a tornado after Hank regrets not showing remorse for throwing Luanne out of the house and moving Luanne back to the trailer that Luanne moved out from after her parents were incarcerated for domestic abuse.
15 (3)	"The Arrowhead"	October 19, 1997	5E04
Peggy's excitement over finding Indian artifacts in the front yard distresses Hank when a condescending university professor tricks Peggy into letting him dig in the Hills' yard.
16 (4)	"Hilloween"	October 26, 1997	5E06
Hank goes to war with a litigious Evangelical Christian woman bent on banning Halloween and indoctrinating the kids by inviting them to a hell house.
17 (5)	"Jumpin' Crack Bass"	November 2, 1997	5E03
Hank finds himself facing possible jail time after mistakenly buying crack cocaine to use as fish bait.
18 (6)	"Husky Bobby"	November 9, 1997	5E05
Hank is determined to save his son from humiliation after Bobby decides to model for a husky boy clothing line.
19 (7)	"The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteberg"	November 16, 1997	5E07
Hank, Boomhauer, Bill and Dale face off in a paintball war against the teenage members of a garage band (guest-voiced by the members of Green Day).
20 (8)	"The Son That Got Away"	November 23, 1997	5E08
Bobby, Connie and Joseph run away to "The Caves", where "half of Arlen's unplanned pregnancies begin," after each of them gets in trouble at school for disrupting class.
21 (9)	"The Company Man"	December 7, 1997	4E12
When a new housing development is in need of a propane supplier, Buck instructs Hank to show the owner, an obnoxious Northerner who acts like a Southerner, a good time. NOTE: This episode is included on the King of the Hill complete first season DVD set due to its production code.
22 (10)	"Bobby Slam"	December 14, 1997	5E10
Hank is delighted when Bobby announces he's joining the school wrestling team, but Peggy is mortified when she learns her son must first wrestle Connie in order to make the team.
23 (11)	"The Unbearable Blindness of Laying"	December 21, 1997	5E09
In this first Christmas episode, Hank is psychologically shocked into blindness after accidentally catching a glimpse of his mother and her new boyfriend having sex on Hank's kitchen table.
24 (12)	"Meet the Manger Babies"	January 11, 1998	5E12
Hank faces a dilemma of Biblical proportions when Luanne asks him to portray God in a live TV broadcast of her Christian puppet show, which is scheduled to occur during Hank's beloved Super Bowl party.
25 (13)	"Snow Job"	February 1, 1998	5E11
During a snow storm, a shaken and confused Hank becomes disillusioned about his life and career after discovering that his boss doesn't use a propane stove in his house and doesn't share Hank's passion for propane.
26 (14)	"I Remember Mono"	February 8, 1998	5E13
While updating files at Arlen High School, Peggy learns that Hank's two-week absence from classes during their high school days was due to mononucleosis, not a back injury, and is crushed that the story of how they met in high school is now a sham.
27 (15)	"Three Days of the Kahndo"	February 15, 1998	5E15
Kahn's misreading of an advertisement for a Mexican time share results in him, Hank, and Dale getting trapped in Mexico.
28 (16)	"Traffic Jam"	February 22, 1998	5E14
When Hank and Kahn collide with each other, they are both forced to attend traffic school courses taught by a raunchy black comedian (voiced by Chris Rock), who begins mentoring Bobby in the art of stand-up. NOTE: Originally, Buddha Sack's name was "Busta Nut", but FOX censors objected. The name was then changed to Busta Sack, but was also objected by FOX censors.
29 (17)	"Hank's Dirty Laundry"	March 1, 1998	5E16
When a video store clerk accuses Hank of renting a pornographic video and not returning it, Hank takes his case to the courts in an attempt to clear both his name and his credit report.
30 (18)	"The Final Shinsult"	March 15, 1998	5E17
After losing his driver's license, Cotton moves in with Dale and plots to steal Antonio López de Santa Anna's wooden leg to use as a bargaining chip with the DMV.
31 (19)	"Leanne's Saga"	April 19, 1998	5E18
Luanne's alcoholic mother is released from prison and starts dating Bill, whom she begins to abuse.
32 (20)	"Junkie Business"	April 26, 1998	5E19
Strickland Propane's new employee whom Hank hires turns out to be a drug addict who uses a legal trick that frees him from responsibility on the job. Meanwhile, Peggy is worried that a beautiful Hispanic woman (who was originally supposed to be hired at Strickland Propane) is trying to seduce Hank.
33 (21)	"Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"	May 3, 1998	5E21
Bobby gets a job at the Arlen race track, where he discovers that his boss is a mildly retarded sociopath (played by veteran voice actor Jim Cummings). Hank does not empathize with Bobby's horror stories until he witnesses the mistreatment firsthand. Meanwhile, Boomhauer is given the chance to drive the pace car in an upcoming race.
34 (22)	"Peggy's Turtle Song"	May 10, 1998	5E22
When Bobby is misdiagnosed with attention deficit disorder (after eating too much sugary cereal and disrupting class), Peggy quits her job as a substitute teacher and becomes a stay-at-home mom.
35 (23)	"Part I:Propane Boom"	May 17, 1998	5E23
Part one of two. Strickland Propane closes its doors after Mega-Lo-Mart begins selling propane for cheap, leaving Hank out of a job--and into one that he despises.

Season 3: 1998-1999

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
36 (1)	"Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman"	September 15, 1998	5E24
Conclusion. The aftermath of the propane explosion from part one leaves Hank suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder around propane, a now bald Luanne repressing her grief for Buckley (who was the only casualty in the propane explosion) by becoming a Sinead O'Connor-esque activist, and Bobby worried about death.
37 (2)	"And They Call It Bobby Love"	September 22, 1998	3ABE01
Bobby falls in love with a 14-year old classmate (guest-voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar), but soon learns that love hurts when the girl confesses that she only wants a platonic friend. Meanwhile, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer become attached to a couch that was thrown out in the Hills' yard.
38 (3)	"Peggy's Headache"	October 6, 1998	5E20
Peggy gets hired to write for the Arlen Bystander, but the stress of a new career leads her to get treated by John Redcorn--and soon discovers that John Redcorn had an affair with Nancy and is Joseph's biological father.
39 (4)	"Pregnant Paws"	October 13, 1998	3ABE02
While Hank is busy trying to breed Ladybird, Dale decides to add a little excitement to his life by enrolling in a 4-hour bounty hunter training course.
40 (5)	"Next of Shin"	November 3, 1998	3ABE05
After Hank learns his sperm count is low, his mood worsens when Cotton shows up boasting that his new wife Didi is pregnant.
41 (6)	"Peggy's Pageant Fever"	November 10, 1998	3ABE07
Peggy enters the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty pageant in hopes of winning a truck, but quickly discovers that she is not fit to compete with the other contestants.
42 (7)	"Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men"	November 17, 1998	3ABE08
While shopping at the mall on the Friday after Thanksgiving, Hank, Dale, Bill, Kahn, and Boomhauer are invited to be part of a focus group for a new mower (with Cotton as an uninvited guest), Luanne goes ice skating to forget about Buckley, and Peggy falls asleep at a shoe repair shop after tearing her loafer.
43 (8)	"Good Hill Hunting"	December 1, 1998	3ABE04
Hank takes Bobby hunting in order to initiate him into the mysteries of manhood. However, everything goes wrong when Hank discovers that it is too late for him to get a hunting license.
44 (9)	"Pretty, Pretty Dresses"	December 15, 1998	3ABE10
In this second Christmas episode, Bill becomes more depressed than usual. Hank, Dale, and Bill decide to watch Bill so he doesn't commit suicide, but when Hank yells at him for being a burden, Bill's depression turns into delusion when he begins dressing in drag and impersonating his estranged wife, Lenore.
45 (10)	"A Firefighting We Will Go"	January 12, 1999	3ABE11
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale become volunteer fire fighters--with disastrous results.
46 (11)	"To Spank with Love"	January 19, 1999	3ABE03
Peggy gains a reputation as an abusive disciplinarian when she spanks Dooley for humiliating her during class.
47 (12)	"Three Coaches and a Bobby"	January 26, 1999	3ABE12
Hank gets his former football coach to take on guidance of Bobby's football team, but the plan falls apart when Bobby joins the soccer team headed by a politically correct coach (voiced by Will Ferrell). Meanwhile, Hank realizes that his former coach is a lot more erratic than he remembers.
48 (13)	"De-Kahnstructing Henry"	February 2, 1999	3ABE14
Hank accidentally gets Kahn fired after revealing one of Kahn's top secret plans for his company. Kahn eventually abandons his family, leaving Hank to fix the mess.
49 (14)	"The Wedding of Bobby Hill"	February 9, 1999	3ABE09
After some prank-playing between Bobby and Luanne culminates in Bobby tampering with Luanne's birth control pills, Hank and Peggy decide to put an end to the pranks once and for all by tricking Bobby into thinking he must marry Luanne.
50 (15)	"Sleight of Hank"	February 16, 1999	3ABE15
Peggy is chosen to be a magician's assistant, but angers Hank when she won't tell him the secret behind one of his tricks.
51 (16)	"Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'"	February 23, 1999	3ABE06
Luanne gets a job as a drink girl at a resort called "La Grunta", where she's being sexually harassed by the golfers. Meanwhile, Hank goes to La Grunta to swim with the dolphins--and gets molested by one of them.
52 (17)	"Escape from Party Island"	March 16, 1999	3ABE16
Hank reluctantly drives his mom and her friends to Port Aransas to shop for glass miniatures, but things get even worse when Hank and the rude old women are trapped on the island by college-age spring break revelers.
53 (18)	"Love Hurts and So Does Art"	March 23, 1999	3ABE13
An X-ray of Hank's colon winds up as the main attraction in an art museum. Meanwhile, Bobby is diagnosed with gout after eating chicken livers at a new deli. Marshall Lancaster guest stars.
54 (19)	"Hank’s Cowboy Movie"	April 6, 1999	3ABE18
Hurt by Bobby's negative views of his hometown, Hank tries to get the Dallas Cowboys to move their training camp from Wichita Falls to Arlen. However, his promotion video for Arlen is ruined by his wife's and his friends' incompetence.
55 (20)	"Dog Dale Afternoon"	April 13, 1999	3ABE17
After Dale annoys his friends by gloating over his new mower, he goes insane when they steal it as part of a prank.
56 (21)	"Revenge of the Lutefisk"	April 20, 1999	3ABE19
Bobby accidentally burns down his church after getting sick from eating lutefisk, but Cotton gets blamed for it due to his sexist attitude towards the church accepting a female pastor.
57 (22)	"Death and Texas"	April 27, 1999	3ABE20
Peggy visits a convict who tricks her into thinking he was a former student and uses her as a cocaine mule.
58 (23)	"Wings of the Dope"	May 4, 1999	3ABE21
Hank Hill gets a trampoline for his yard, where Luanne begins seeing the spirit of her dead boyfriend, Buckley, who tries to guide her to do something better with her life than attend beauty school.
59 (24)	"Take Me out of the Ball Game"	May 11, 1999	3ABE22
Hank is picked to coach the company's softball team, spurring friction between Peggy and Hank.
60 (25)	"As Old as the Hills"	May 18, 1999	3ABE23
Part one of two. Fearing that they may be getting too old to be cool, Hank and Peggy spend their anniversary sky-diving, which comes to a screeching halt when Peggy fails to open her parachute. Meanwhile, Bobby struggles with taking his pregnant step-grandmother Didi to the hospital when her water breaks.

Season 4: 1999-2000

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
61 (1)	"Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"	September 26, 1999	3ABE24
Conclusion. Peggy struggles to regain her strength following her skydiving accident. Meanwhile, Bobby delivers Cotton's son (which Cotton names "Good Hank") but gets overwhelmed when neither Cotton or Didi embrace new parenthood.
62 (2)	"Cotton's Plot"	October 3, 1999	4ABE01
Cotton takes over Peggy's physical therapy in exchange for help getting a burial plot in the Veterans' Administration cemetery, but Peggy discovers a discrepancy about Cotton's service in the Army during World War II.
63 (3)	"Bills Are Made to Be Broken"	October 24, 1999	4ABE02
Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly and he tries to get back on the field to set things right.
64 (4)	"Little Horrors of Shop"	October 31, 1999	4ABE03
Buck Strickland insists that Hank take two weeks off from Strickland Propane, where Hank begins teaching wood shop at Tom Landry Middle School. However, Hank gets in trouble for violating the school's zero-tolerance policy on weapons when he asks his students to bring in tools from home.
65 (5)	"Aisle 8A"	November 7, 1999	4ABE04
Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii for Kahn's job and asks Hank to take care of Connie, who's excited that she'll be staying with Bobby, but becomes emotional and mean-spirited when she gets her first period, leaving an extremely uncomfortable Hank to both deal with the unstable Connie and tell Bobby about puberty.
66 (6)	"A Beer Can Named Desire"	November 14, 1999	4ABE05
Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest for a chance to win a million dollars by throwing a football through a one-foot hole in a giant Alamo Beer can, while Bill visits his eccentric Cajun relatives in Louisiana.
67 (7)	"Happy Hank's Giving"	November 21, 1999	4ABE08
The Hills plan to fly to Montana, but are stranded with their neighbors at the airport by a snowstorm. Amanda Mealing guest stars.
68 (8)	"Not in My Back-hoe"	November 28, 1999	4ABE06
Drew Carey guest stars as a man who befriends Hank Hill after the two discover that they are very much alike. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale steal Hank's backhoe and take it to a pet cemetery, with disastrous results.
69 (9)	"To Kill a Ladybird"	December 12, 1999	4ABE07
Dale and Ladybird may have contracted rabies from a raccoon Bobby befriended.
70 (10)	"Hillennium"	December 19, 1999	4ABE10
Hank ruins Christmas for everyone when he worries that the world will end due to the Y2K computer virus.
71 (11)	"Old Glory"	January 9, 2000	4ABE09
Peggy writes a school essay for Bobby, and they both catch fire for it by a vengeful English teacher who accuses them of plagiarism.
72 (12)	"Rodeo Days"	January 16, 2000	4ABE11
Bobby becomes a rodeo clown, much to Hank and Peggy's dismay.
73 (13)	"Hanky Panky (Part 1)"	February 6, 2000	4ABE13
Part one of two. When Buck Strickland and his wife Miz Liz separate, and Buck dumps his secretary/mistress Debbie Grund, Hank ends up getting seduced by Miz Liz--and Debbie Grund ends up dead and in the Dumpster behind Sugarfoots'.
74 (14)	"High Anxiety (Part 2)"	February 13, 2000	4ABE14
Conclusion. Peggy is put in charge of Sugarfoots'--with disastrous results, while Hank unwittingly tries marijuana and becomes a suspect in the murder of Debbie Grund.
75 (15)	"Naked Ambition"	February 20, 2000	4ABE12
Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked. When Joseph hears the story, his imagination runs wild and he wants to see her nude too.
76 (16)	"Movin' On Up"	February 27, 2000	4ABE16
Luanne moves out of Hank's den and into her own house--with three deadbeat roommates who aggravate her.
77 (17)	"Bill of Sales"	March 12, 2000	4ABE15
Peggy and Bill become salesmen for a pyramid scheme, but Bill's unrequited love for Peggy gets in the way of business.
78 (18)	"Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"	March 19, 2000	4ABE18
Bobby undergoes tests to find out if he is the reincarnation of the Buddhist Lama Sanglug, much to Hank's discomfort.
79 (19)	"Hank's Bad Hair Day"	April 9, 2000	4ABE19
Hank gets a haircut on base from Bill, and puts Bill out of the job after lodging a complaint to the government about a $900 bill for the tonsorial procedure.
80 (20)	"Meet the Propaniacs"	April 16, 2000	4ABE17
While working for Hank during the summer at Strickland Propane (instead of going to an acting camp), Bobby, some Strickland co-workers, Dale, and Luanne form a sketch comedy troupe calle The Propaniacs.
81 (21)	"Nancy's Boys"	April 30, 2000	4ABE20
After her years-long affair with John Redcorn, Nancy breaks off her adulterous affair with John Redcorn.
82 (22)	"Flush with Power"	May 7, 2000	4ABE22
Arlen's City Council forces Hank to install low-flow toilets against his wishes when a drought hits town. Hank's anger leads him to join the local zoning board, which he discovers is rife with corruption.
83 (23)	"Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet"	May 14, 2000	4ABE21
After admitting her real shoe size during a night of bowling, Peggy feels ashamed of her big feet--until a man gives her the chance to be an Internet star on a foot fetish website.
84 (24)	"Peggy's Fan Fair"	May 21, 2000	4ABE23
While attending a Nashville music festival with Hank and the guys, Peggy becomes convinced that Randy Travis stole her song lyrics. This and other incidents lead to Hank's frustration with Peggy's conceitedness to reach a boiling point.

Season 5: 2000-2001

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
85 (1)	"The Perils of Polling"	October 1, 2000	5ABE02
When Hank takes Luanne to an election fair, Hank meets George W. Bush and shakes his hand, only to discover that Bush's handshake is weak, making Hank have second doubts about voting for him. Meanwhile, Luanne becomes infatuated with Communist candidate Robert Parigi.
86 (2)	"The Buck Stops Here"	November 5, 2000	5ABE01
Bobby becomes a golf caddy for Buck Strickland, who takes him along for the ride on a gambling junket. Hank and Peggy are disturbed when Buck's habits rub off on Bobby. Brad Renfro guest stars.
87 (3)	"I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over"	November 12, 2000	4ABE24
With Bobby's 13th birthday approaching, Joseph comes back from summer vacation having grown six inches. Bobby is upset that everyone still treats him like a little kid, and Joseph is being driven crazy by the onset of puberty. Meanwhile, Hank tries to build coffins for himself and Peggy.
88 (4)	"Spin the Choice"	November 19, 2000	5ABE05
Despite Hank's promise to let him carve the turkey this year, Bobby boycotts Thanksgiving after talking with John Redcorn about the shameful history behind it. Meanwhile, Peggy creates a pointless new game called "Spin the Choice" when everyone gets sick of playing Boggle with her every year.
89 (5)	"Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"	November 26, 2000	5ABE04
Peggy substitute-teaches at Arlen High School, but arouses the enmity of nearly all (including Hank and her fellow teachers) when she flunks the school's slackademic football star.
90 (6)	"When Cotton Comes Marching Home"	December 3, 2000	5ABE03
Cotton moves to the VFW, and wants to march in the Veterans Day parade, but his boss will not let him have the time off from his degrading restroom attendant job.
91 (7)	"What Makes Bobby Run?"	December 10, 2000	5ABE07
When Bobby becomes the school mascot, the "Landry Longhorn," he is deemed a coward after he runs away from a traditional half-time beating by the opposing team's band.
92 (8)	"Twas the Nut Before Christmas"	December 17, 2000	5ABE08
In the third Christmas episode, Bill's holiday loneliness leads to him opening a "Christmas village" in his yard, but things get out of hand when he takes on a twenty-something petty criminal a surrogate son.
93 (9)	"Chasing Bobby"	January 21, 2001	5ABE10
Peggy takes Hank to see a tearjerking movie about a father and son's relationship, and mistakes Hank's crying as evidence that he doesn't spend enough time with Bobby, but Hank is actually upset about his truck breaking down.
94 (10)	"Yankee Hankee"	February 4, 2001	5ABE06
Hank deals with the utter shock of discovering that he was born in a women's bathroom at Yankee Stadium in New York City, while Cotton and his cronies hatch a hare-brained scheme to assassinate Castro.
95 (11)	"Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"	February 11, 2001	5ABE12
Hank moons the former Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, and Bill enters into a relationship with her.
96 (12)	"Now Who's the Dummy?"	February 18, 2001	5ABE14
Bobby acquires a ventriloquist's dummy named Chip Block, which dredges up childhood anxieties for Dale. Meanwhile, Hank becomes overly attached to Chip due to the dummy's "knowledge" of sports.
97 (13)	"Ho Yeah!"	February 25, 2001	5ABE15
Tammi (guest voiced by Renee Zellweger), a prostitute from "The OKC" (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma) hires on at Strickland Propane, moves in with the Hills, and encourages Peggy to add spice to her own life. Things heat up when Tammi's ex-pimp Alabaster Jones (guest voiced by Snoop Dogg) comes to Arlen and mistakes Hank for a pimp trying to steal Tammi away from him. NOTE: On FOX, this episode was rated TV-14 for offensive language (L), making it the first King of the Hill episode not to carry a TV-PG rating. On Cartoon Network, this episode is rated TV-PG for suggestive dialogue (D) and offensive language (L).
98 (14)	"The Exterminator"	March 4, 2001	5ABE09
Dale is forced to quit the exterminating business after learning that the cumulative effect of on-the-job exposure to poisons may kill him before he turns 50 years old, so he accepts a position at an adhesives company called "Stik Tek" (formerly Stik Co), where his job is firing other employees.
99 (15)	"Luanne Virgin 2.0"	March 11, 2001	5ABE16
When Luanne reveals to Hank that she's no longer a virgin (after her latest boyfriend breaks up with her), Hank puts Luanne in the church's "born-again virgin" program, where Luanne meets a sexually insecure man (guest-voiced by Owen Wilson) and Peggy confesses that she had sex with a man (who turned out to be a homosexual) before she met Hank.
100 (16)	"Hank's Choice"	April 1, 2001	5ABE11
When it turns out that Bobby is allergic to Ladybird, he ends up living in Ladybird's luxurious new doghouse while Ladybird continues living in the household. The arrangement is enjoyed by all parties until Hank and Peggy discover that their neighbors are mocking them as a result.
101 (17)	"It's Not Easy Being Green"	April 8, 2001	5ABE18
When the quarry is going to be drained for a landfill, Hank must pretend he is interested in environmental issues in order to keep a secret from Boomhauer.
102 (18)	"The Trouble with Gribbles"	April 22, 2001	5ABE19
When Nancy turns 40, the television station replaces her with Luanne, who is much younger. This leads to Nancy telling Dale that she wants a facelift. Dale plans to pay for it by filing suit against the makers of his favorite brand, Manitoba Cigarettes ("Manitoba is the brand to smoke, you'll enjoy it toke for toke..."), claiming that second-hand smoke has made his Nancy unattractive. This results in Dale being both counter-sued and estranged from Nancy.
103 (19)	"Hank's Back Story"	May 6, 2001	5ABE17
Hank finds out his back problems are caused by "diminished gluteal syndrome" (a condition that has worn down Hank's butt and has put pressure on his spine), and attempts to come to terms with wearing a prosthetic posterior while preparing to compete in a lawn-mower race.
104 (20)	"Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"	May 13, 2001	5ABE22
Bobby pretends to be a high school student with a kidney disorder that stunted his growth, and helps the student body win a radio station contest, with No Doubt performing at the high school prom as the prize.

Season 6: 2001-2002

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
105 (1)	"Bobby Goes Nuts"	November 11, 2001	5ABE24
After getting attacked at a slumber party by Chane Wassanasong, Hank lets Bobby sign up for a boxing class at the YMCA, but Bobby ends up taking a women's self-defense course where Bobby is taught to attack his aggressors by kicking them in the groin.
106 (2)	"Soldier of Misfortune"	December 9, 2001	6ABE02
Dale is running for re-election as the Arlen Gun Club president, but his chances seem to be shot when he accidentally discharges his gun. To give Dale his confidence back, Hank pretends to be "Mr. Big," answers Dale's ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine, and assigns Dale to pick up a briefcase. But Dale bungles the job, and nearly gets his friends killed by his opponent at the Gun Club. Gary Busey guest stars.
107 (3)	"Lupe's Revenge"	December 12, 2001	5ABE13
Peggy takes the school Spanish club on a field trip to Mexico, and ends up in trouble for kidnapping a Mexican girl named Lupe thanks to Peggy's horrible comprehension of the Spanish language. Meanwhile, Hank finds himself the object of a female cop's affections, who keeps pulling him over for various reasons, in order to spend time with him.
108 (4)	"The Father, the Son, and J.C."	December 16, 2001	6ABE04
While Hank is building a Habitat for Humanity house for Buck Strickland, Buck promotes him to manager of Strickland Propane. In the excitement of the moment, Hank emotes and declares, "I love you" to Mr. Strickland. Because of this, Cotton Hill is angry with Hank. Peggy's attempts to bring father and sons together only throws gasoline onto the fire. They get into an altercation, which must be solved by former U.S. President Jimmy Carter.
109 (5)	"Father of the Bribe"	January 6, 2002	6ABE06
Kahn tries to bribe Bobby to break up with Connie. Connie and Bobby decide to pretend to break up so they can get the money. When a schoolteacher thinks Connie may be depressed after Connie writes a note that reads "I'm so bored, I could kill myself" (which was a response to a dull lecture), her parents try to push her and Bobby back together. After endless double dates with the parents, they become tired of each other, and decide to break up, to Kahn's horror. Meanwhile, Dale hosts a pirated radio show.
110 (6)	"I'm with Cupid"	February 10, 2002	6ABE09
Following the events from the previous episode, Bobby seems fine in regards to his breakup with Connie and the upcoming Valentine's Day. However when he is left home alone while Peggy and Hank go out dancing, Bill visits with Bobby and brings him to the brink of depravity by suggesting that Bobby blew his only shot at true love. Hank then asks Boomhauer to give Bobby advice on how to deal with women.
111 (7)	"Torch Song Hillogy"	February 17, 2002	6ABE12
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the 2002 Winter Olympic Torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor—and bungles it.
112 (8)	"Joust Like a Woman"	February 24, 2002	6ABE03
Peggy works as a cleaning wench at a Renaissance Faire, where her boss (Alan Rickman) refuses to give his female workers equal pay and benefits.
113 (9)	"The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"	February 24, 2002	6ABE14
Connie and the guys form a bluegrass band and head to Branson, Missouri, against Kahn's wishes.
114 (10)	"The Substitute Spanish Prisoner"	March 3, 2002	5ABE21
After handing back tests to her class, Peggy is dumbfounded when Dooley asks her to explain the answer to a question. To restore her self confidence, Peggy takes an internet IQ test and discovers she's a genius, but discovers that the IQ test is a scam when she blows Hank's retirement fund on a diploma. Jeff Goldblum guest stars.
115 (11)	"Unfortunate Son"	March 10, 2002	5ABE20
Cotton's VFW is in dire straits as members are dying and the veterans are behind on their propane bill, so the VFW move to Hank's house.
116 (12)	"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill"	March 17, 2002	6ABE07
Peggy must pretend she is a nun after she gets a job at a Catholic school.
117 (13)	"Tankin' It to the Streets"	March 31, 2002	6ABE10
After Bill finds out the Army performed a secret medical experiment called "Operation Infinite Walrus" on him, he gets drunk and steals a tank, leaving his friends to try and save him from life in prison. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby try to win a free ice cream sundae at the Mega Lo Mart.
118 (14)	"Of Mice and Little Green Men"	April 7, 2002	6ABE08
When Hank and Dale find they have more in common with each others' sons than their own, Dale comes to the conclusion that Joseph is actually the offspring of an alien.
119 (15)	"A Man Without a Country Club"	April 14, 2002	6ABE11
Hank is asked to join the exclusive all-Asian Nine Rivers Country Club as a token white male, enraging a highly envious Kahn.
120 (16)	"Beer and Loathing"	April 14, 2002	6ABE13
Peggy lands a job at Alamo Beer, which is a dream come true for Hank...until the new batch of beer makes everyone sick.
121 (17)	"Fun with Jane and Jane"	April 21, 2002	6ABE15
Luanne unwittingly joins a cult disguised as a college sorority. Meanwhile, Hank and his buddies try to find a place for Buck Strickland's emus.
122 (18)	"My Own Private Rodeo"	April 28, 2002	6ABE16
Dale and Nancy renew their wedding vows, and Nancy invites Dale's gay dad, whom Dale hates for supposedly hitting on Nancy, to the ceremony.
123 (19)	"Sug Night"	May 5, 2002	6ABE05
Hank freaks out when he has a dream where he's grilling naked--with Dale's wife, Nancy.
124 (20)	"Dang Ol' Love"	May 5, 2002	6ABE17
Boomhauer falls in love with a woman who wanted only a one-night stand, which crushes Boomhauer now that he feels like the many women he's seduced in the past.
125 (21)	"Returning Japanese"	May 9, 2002	6ABE20
Part one of two. Cotton wants to return to Japan to apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed, and Peggy arranges to bring the family along. Hank is shocked to discover that Cotton actually had an affair with the widow and fathered another son.
126 (22)	"Returning Japanese II"	May 12, 2002	6ABE21
Conclusion. When Junichiro renounces his Hill ancestry, Cotton declares his own personal war on Japan by spitting in the Japanese emperor's face.

Season 7: 2002-2003

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
127 (1)	"Get Your Freak Off"	November 3, 2002	7ABE01
Hank takes Bobby and his friends to a music concert but is dismayed to see Bobby and a friend dancing inappropriately to boy band music, so he tries to make Bobby's adolescence more wholesome. Meanwhile Peggy, Nancy and Minh discuss who is the best-looking out of Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Kahn, Bill and John Redcorn.
128 (2)	"The Fat and the Furious"	November 10, 2002	7ABE03
Bill becomes a competitive eater after downing Hank's entire platter of hot dogs during a barbecue, but his dreams are soon crushed when Dale (who thinks competitive eating is degrading) beats him. Guest stars include: Jeff Garlin, Pamela Anderson, and Kid Rock.
129 (3)	"Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do"	November 17, 2002	6ABE19
Connie's criminal cousin, Tid Pau (voiced by Lucy Liu), becomes Bobby's science project partner and makes him an unwitting accomplice in creating a drug lab. NOTE: In the original airing, Tid Pau calls Bobby a "pigfucker" (with "fucker" bleeped out). In all reruns, the word was changed to "pig farmer".
130 (4)	"Goodbye Normal Jeans"	November 24, 2002	6ABE01
Peggy becomes jealous of Bobby when he uses his Home Ec. class cooking skills in the Hill kitchen.
131 (5)	"Dances with Dogs"	December 1, 2002	7ABE02
Bobby and Hank use Ladybird to compete in a dog dancing contest. Morgan Freeman guest stars.
132 (6)	"The Son Also Roses"	December 8, 2002	6ABE22
Bobby becomes a rose grower and recruits the help of two cannabis cultivators to help him win a contest.
133 (7)	"The Texas Skilsaw Massacre"	December 15, 2002	6ABE18
Hank is sentenced to take anger management classes after accidentally cutting Dale's finger with a skilsaw.
134 (8)	"Full Metal Dust Jacket"	January 5, 2003	7ABE04
Peggy takes over the lease of a bookstore, but when the bookstore's business plummets, she allows Dale and his gun group to sell firearms at the store.
135 (9)	"Pigmalion"	January 12, 2003	5ABE23
Luanne becomes involved with the psychotic owner of a pork processing plant who wants Luanne to be just like the woman on the company logo. NOTE: This was originally supposed to air as a season six episode (even though it has a season 5 production code), but was pulled, presumably for its violent, disturbing content.
136 (10)	"Megalo Dale"	January 12, 2003	7ABE05
Dale is hired to exterminate at the Mega Lo Mart, but it turns out the "pest" is Chuck Mangione, the Mega Lo Mart spokesman.
137 (11)	"Boxing Luanne"	February 2, 2003	7ABE07
Luanne becomes a foxy boxer at Buck Strickland's urging, but does not realize that he has fixed all her fights just to bring in business until she fights George Foreman's daughter, who is a professional boxer.
138 (12)	"Vision Quest"	February 9, 2003	7ABE09
John Redcorn is worried about how Dale is raising Joseph so he gets Hank to take Joseph on a "vision quest," but Dale is the one who gets a vision and mistakenly believes that he's an American Indian.
139 (13)	"Queasy Rider"	February 16, 2003	7ABE10
Hank and Peggy try to fix their strained marriage by buying a motorcycle and immersing themselves in the biker lifestyle.
140 (14)	"Board Games"	March 2, 2003	7ABE08
Peggy, Nancy, and Minh run for school board against each other after Tom Landry Middle School cuts all after-school programs out of the budget.
141 (15)	"An Officer and a Gentle Boy"	March 9, 2003	7ABE06
Hank sends Bobby to Cotton's old military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.
142 (16)	"The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"	March 16, 2003	7ABE11
Bobby becomes a salesman at Strickland Propane and uses unethical tactics from Joe Jack to sell more grills. Meanwhile, Dale gets a weather balloon and tests it out on Bill, who ends up flying away.
143 (17)	"The Good Buck"	March 30, 2003	7ABE13
Buck turns to the Lord (courtesy of Luanne) after his wife divorces him. Meanwhile, Bobby hides out from his track coach and makes friends with two old ladies at Hotel Arlen's restaurant during tea time. NOTE: On FOX, this episode was rated TV-G (making it one of two King of the Hill episodes that don't have the TV-PG rating ["Ho Yeah", originally rated TV-14, is the other]). On Cartoon Network, the episode is rated TV-PG for suggestive dialogue (D).
144 (18)	"I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"	April 13, 2003	7ABE14
Peggy takes over the organic garden at the school, but she is caught using pesticides on the garden.
145 (19)	"Be True to Your Fool"	April 27, 2003	7ABE12
When Hank gets his head shaved (after Bill gives Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer lice), he discovers a tattoo in the back of his head he got as a teenager during a drunken night out. Meanwhile, Bill makes friends with a bullpen of prisoners at the county jail.
146 (20)	"Racist Dawg"	May 4, 2003	7ABE17
Hank hires an African-American repairman (guest-voiced by Bernie Mac), whom Ladybird attacks, prompting the town to think that Hank and his dog are racists.
147 (21)	"Night and Deity"	May 11, 2003	7ABE16
After Bill attracts pigeons to the alley, Dale must work with an attractive, female exterminator, who makes Nancy jealous.
148 (22)	"Maid in Arlen"	May 18, 2003	7ABE18
Bill and Laoma, Kahn's mother, enter into a romantic relationship that Kahn works overtime to sabotage.
149 (23)	"The Witches of East Arlen"	May 18, 2003	7ABE20
Bobby gets involved with a group of post-adolescent geeks who are into tarot cards and witchcraft.

Season 8: 2003-2004

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
150 (1)	"Patch Boomhauer"	November 2, 2003	8ABE01
Boomhauer's brother, Patch (voiced by Brad Pitt), is getting married to a woman Boomhauer has always been in love with.
151 (2)	"Reborn to Be Wild"	November 9, 2003	8ABE02
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor, Pastor K) who worship God through skateboarding and rock. Hank approves of Bobby's newfound interest in religion, but disapproves of the way the group treats Christianity as a fad. Meanwhile, Hank's friends (and Kahn) start a club called "The Last Meal Club", where they come up with what meals they would like to eat before they die.
152 (3)	"New Cowboy on the Block"	November 16, 2003	7ABE15
A washed-up former Dallas Cowboys player moves into the neighborhood, and no one, not even Hank, can admit that he's a jerk--until the player starts harassing Hank.
153 (4)	"The Incredible Hank"	November 23, 2003	8ABE04
Hank takes Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy, but Hank becomes the one who sorely needs a testosterone boost. Meanwhile, Bobby is afraid of taking showers after gym class.
154 (5)	"Flirting with the Master"	November 30, 2003	7ABE22
The actor who plays TV's "Monsignor Martinez" invites Peggy to Mexico City to tutor his children for an English language exam. Meanwhile, Luanne takes on Peggy's duties at home.
155 (6)	"After the Mold Rush"	December 7, 2003	7ABE19
When Hank's house sustains minor water damage, a man from the insurance company sets out to get rich by determining that the Hill household is infested with mold.
156 (7)	"Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane"	December 14, 2003	8ABE05
Hank needs to take some antique furniture to his mother in Arizona, so he rents an 18-wheeler and takes Bobby on a road trip (with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stowing away). Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne try to write a Christmas novelty song.
157 (8)	"Rich Hank, Poor Hank"	January 4, 2004	7ABE21
Bobby thinks Hank is secretly a rich miser after hearing Peggy talking about Hank's new $1000 bonus, and Bobby steals Hank's emergency credit card to go on a shopping spree.
158 (9)	"Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill"	January 25, 2004	8ABE03
When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the "Probot," a statue made out of propane tanks. Her sculpture is rejected by the city board, but picked up by an art dealer from Dallas. Unfortunately, Peggy finds out that the dealer presents her to the public as an uneducated hillbilly. Meanwhile, Dale starts wearing a suit of armor and uses his newfound invincibility to insult people without consequences. The episode won an Annie Award for writing.[1]
159 (10)	"That's What She Said"	February 8, 2004	8ABE06
A new employee named Rich (voiced by Ben Stiller) becomes popular around Strickland Propane for telling lewd jokes, but Hank thinks this is a breach of sexual harassment laws.
160 (11)	"My Hair Lady"	February 15, 2004	8ABE09
Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen called "Hottyz." But in order to keep his job, Bill must pretend to be a homosexual. Meanwhile, Hank's elderly barber has a hard time staying in business.
161 (12)	"Phish and Wild Life"	February 22, 2004	8ABE10
Hank takes Bobby and the guys on a fishing trip, where they vow to eat only what they catch. A very hungry Bobby befriends the campers next to them, who are a group of hippies. After they feed him half of a hamburger bun, Bobby starts to eat with them. The hippies run out of their supply, and come to Bobby for repayment.
162 (13)	"Cheer Factor"	March 7, 2004	8ABE07
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only concerned with winning the dance competitions and trophies from other schools. When Peggy gets the crowds behind the team, the school principal replaces the current coach with Peggy....who takes it too far.
163 (14)	"Dale Be Not Proud"	March 14, 2004	8ABE11
When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up his kidney to save Force. Dale reluctantly agrees, but only if Hank takes his place being Dale for the day, a task that consists of outlandish duties.
164 (15)	"Après Hank, le Deluge"	March 21, 2004	8ABE08
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: the Tom Landry gym. Meantime, the kids go wild in the yearbook office, Peggy regresses, and Dale schemes to build an ark to float his family to safety.
165 (16)	"DaleTech"	March 28, 2004	8ABE12
Dale starts a security company called "DaleTech", but his business is threatened by Cotton, who has become a new local auxiliary police officer.
166 (17)	"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo"	April 18, 2004	8ABE14
Hank tries to teach Bobby about the Alamo after discovering that the new history textbooks in school contain revisionist history. Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne mail out a paper cut-out boy named Flat Stanley to be passed around America.
167 (18)	"Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"	April 25, 2004	8ABE16
Luanne tries to help Hank protest against a grilling contest when it's revealed that the contest doesn't allow propane grills. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to visit a house where a famous murder took place, but the real estate agent is only letting in potential buyers.
168 (19)	"Stressed for Success"	May 2, 2004	8ABE13
Bobby joins the school's Quiz Bowl team because of his extensive knowledge of pop culture, but he becomes stressed out by the pressure.
169 (20)	"Hank's Back (AKA The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank)"	May 9, 2004	8ABE15
When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of Yoga. At first, he finds it a little too wacky, but thanks to the help of Yogi Victor (Johnny Depp), he realizes that it actually works, but Hank's insurance company uses this to prove that Hank is taking unfair advantage of his workman's comp. Meanwhile, Peggy fights to keep the old Pink & White market open.
170 (21)	"The Redneck on Rainey Street"	May 16, 2004	8ABE17
Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school after filling its quota of Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get ahead in life, Kahn and Minh decide to give up and live like beer-drinking, El Camino-driving rednecks, which nearly drive them to homelessness when they stop making payments on their house.
171 (22)	"Talking Shop"	May 23, 2004	8ABE20
Despite Hank's wishes for Bobby to take auto shop, Bobby takes peer counseling so he can give advice to vulnerable teenage girls. Meanwhile, Hank finds a wrecked car for Bobby to fix. NOTE: Guest stars include: Alyson Hannigan, Laura Prepon, and Lindsay Lohan.

Season 9: 2004-2005

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
172 (1)	"A Rover Runs Through It"	November 7, 2004	8ABE22
The Hills travel to Montana to visit Peggy's mother. There, they find out the family is losing the ranch to Henry Winkler because of high property taxes.
173 (2)	"Ms. Wakefield"	December 19, 2004	9ABE05
When an elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), visits the Hill residence during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house since it was also her childhood home. However, when Ms. Wakefield announces that she wants to die in their house, Hank and Peggy want nothing more than for her to leave, despite her bothersome insistence.
174 (3)	"Death Buys a Timeshare"	January 16, 2005	8ABE18
Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a timeshare. Feeling lonely after the death of his friend, Cotton gets suckered in by tales of the timeshare development's owner, O'Kelly, and decides to buy—even though Americans cannot own land in Mexico. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bobby and Dale search for a pool to swim in.
175 (4)	"Yard, She Blows!"	January 23, 2005	8ABE19
Peggy is jealous that Hank always gets complimented on his yard, so she starts a garden in the front yard. When that doesn't work she puts Winklebottom the garden gnome in their front yard, which drives Hank nuts.
176 (5)	"Dale to the Chief"	January 30, 2005	9ABE02
Dale rereads the Warren Commission Report and is stunned to realize that the US government could be right about the culprit responsible for John F. Kennedy's assassination, prompting Dale to abandon is government-hating, right-wing mania and become an insufferable, flag-waving patriot. Meanwhile, Hank discovers a mistake on his driver's license and goes through a boatload of red tape in order to fix it.
177 (6)	"The Petriot Act"	February 13, 2005	9ABE06
When Hank agrees to take in a soldier's pet, he gets Duke, a vicious, mean-spirited cat, against Hank's wishes. Hank takes Duke to visit Dr. Leslie, a veterinarian who runs a battery of tests and presents Hank with a bill for several thousand dollars.
178 (7)	"Enrique-cilable Differences"	February 20, 2005	9ABE12
Hank's co-worker Enrique is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to unblock the FOX network from the Hills' TV.
179 (8)	"Mutual of Omabwah"	March 6, 2005	9ABE03
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, Hank and Bobby must protect themselves from any accidents until their insurance can be re-activated in 36 hours. Meanwhile, Dale decides to raise bees, Bill and Boomhauer discover the joys of deep-frying, and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a rest stop when Hank won't let them drive uninsured.
180 (9)	"Care-Takin' Care of Business"	March 13, 2005	9ABE01
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance when the caretaker goes senile, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky (first seen in "The Redneck on Rainey Street"), much to Peggy's dismay.
181 (10)	"Arlen City Bomber"	March 27, 2005	9ABE07
To pay off her credit card debts, Luanne signs up to be a roller derby girl. Peggy gets in on it too and uses borrowed money to make improvements on the team, sinking both Luanne and Peggy deeper into debt.
182 (11)	"Redcorn Gambles with His Future"	April 10, 2005	9ABE09
Hank is in charge of organizing the Strickland Family Fun Day. Meanwhile, John Redcorn and his band "Big Mountain Fudgecake" are having trouble finding a venue to play their music. Acting on Hank's advice, John Redcorn uses his land to open a casino so his band can have a place to play.
183 (12)	"Smoking and the Bandit"	April 17, 2005	9ABE10
When Arlen bans smoking in all restaurants and bars, Dale becomes the "Smoking Bandit" to impress Joseph.
184 (13)	"Gone with the Windstorm"	May 1, 2005	9ABE08
When Channel 84 hires a new meteorologist, Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to fight back against a bully who constantly scares him at school.
185 (14)	"Bobby on Track"	May 8, 2005	9ABE13
Bobby decides to participate in a Fun Run to raise money for his school, but he barely makes it past the starting line. To satisfy his sponsors and teach Bobby a lesson, Hank makes Bobby complete the 5K run at the school track. The track and field coach turns up and wants Bobby on his team, puzzling Hank. It turns out that the coach is using Bobby's lack of ability to motivate the rest of the team. Hank is mortified when he finds out the truth.
186 (15)	"It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings"	May 15, 2005	9ABE19
Bill joins an all-male chorus (a parody of the Dallas-based men's chorus the Vocal Majority) who end up using Bill and forcing him to blow off his appointment to cut the general's hair at the Army base.

Season 10: 2005-2006

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
187 (1)	"Hank's on Board"	September 18, 2005	9ABE14
Hank thinks his friends are shunning him when they go on vacation without Hank.
188 (2)	"Bystand Me"	September 25, 2005	8ABE21
When the Arlen Bystander newspaper gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column (even though Peggy doesn't know any household hints). Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.
189 (3)	"Bill's House"	November 6, 2005	9ABE15
Bill turns his house into a rehabilitation center for alcoholics.
190 (4)	"Harlottown"	November 20, 2005	9ABE04
Peggy and Hank protest when Arlen's city manager wants to open a Museum of Prostitution and host the Adult Video Awards.
191 (5)	"Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"	December 4, 2005	9ABE16
Bobby goes to clown college and becomes a classical clown, but he discovers his new act isn't funny.
192 (6)	"Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"	December 11, 2005	9ABE11
Upon being told that he is too Americanized and called a "banana" (the Asian equivalent to an Oreo [a black person who acts white]), Kahn vows to return to his Laotian roots.
193 (7)	"You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"	January 29, 2006	9ABE17
Hank invites a softball team to compete against his own team of misfits, to raise money to save Arlen High School's baseball team.
194 (8)	"Business Is Picking Up"	March 19, 2006	9ABE18
On career day at Tom Landry Middle School, Bobby discovers that he has a career in picking up animal waste.
195 (9)	"The Year of Washing Dangerously"	March 26, 2006	9ABE20
Kahn buys the local car wash as part of a plan to get rich, but when he loses money, he ends up selling to Buck Strickland.
196 (10)	"Hank Fixes Everything"	April 2, 2006	9ABE21
Buck Strickland hires the guys from the show American Chopper to perform at Strickland Propane in order to win a price war with Thatherton Fuels.
197 (11)	"Church Hopping"	April 9, 2006	9ABE22
When the Hill family finds out that their pew of many years has been given away to another family at church they abandon their staid Methodist church and come about to worship at a new megachurch.
198 (12)	"24 Hour Propane People"	April 23, 2006	AABE01
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work, which sits well with everyone but Hank.
199 (13)	"The Texas Panhandler"	April 30, 2006	AABE02
Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging for money.
200 (14)	"Hank's Bully"	May 7, 2006	AABE03
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Meanwhile, Dale and Peggy enter a taxidermy competition.
201 (15)	"Edu-macating Lucky"	May 14, 2006	AABE04
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy agrees to help him study for the test, but is torn between her wish to help him and her wish to keep him away from her niece.

Season 11: 2007

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
202 (1)	"The Peggy Horror Picture Show"	January 28, 2007	BABE02
Peggy, feeling a bit unfeminine because of her masculine clothes and size-16 feet, befriends Carolyn, who views Peggy as the epitome of womanhood. Hank is thrilled that Peggy finally has someone else to talk to about her girl problems, but discovers that Carolyn is a drag queen who thinks Peggy is one too.
203 (2)	"serPUNt"	February 11, 2007	BABE01
When a python Lucky gives to Bobby as a gift gets into the toilet, Hank calls Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem, they make the city believe that the problem is worse than it is in order to get higher salaries, causing panic.
204 (3)	"Blood and Sauce"	February 18, 2007	BABE03
Bill calls a reunion of all the Dauterives over whether or not they should sell the recipe for the Dauterive family barbecue sauce. Unfortunately, he discovers that he and his cousin Gilbert are the only surviving members of the family and Gilbert wants Bill to sell the sauce to save the remnants of the Dauterive family.
205 (4)	"Luanne Gets Lucky"	March 25, 2007	BABE04
Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his grandfather found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom.
206 (5)	"Hank Gets Dusted"	April 1, 2007	BABE05
Hank is devastated when Cotton's Cadillac is given to Hank's cousin Dusty (voice of ZZ Top's Dusty Hill), but when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality show taping, it's more than Hank can bear.
207 (6)	"Glen Peggy Glen Ross"	April 22, 2007	BABE06
Peggy is fired from The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a set of titanium golf clubs at a police auction, he gives the clubs to Hank, who doesn't want them after learning they were used as a murder weapon.
208 (7)	"The Passion of Dauterive"	April 29, 2007	BABE07
Bill searches for meaning in his life after surviving a roof collapse, leading to a relationship with Reverend Stroup.
209 (8)	"Grand Theft Arlen"	April 29, 2007	BABE08
Hank protests against a new school program that lets failing gym students play video games--and becomes addicted to a Grand Theft Auto-style video game centered on propane and featuring Hank as the protagonist. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Physical Fitness Test.
210 (9)	"Peggy's Gone to Pots"	May 6, 2007	BABE09
Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Heights, but she winds up selling kitchen supplies for a scam company. Meanwhile, Rusty Shackleford, the man whose identity Dale often uses, pays a visit to Dale.
211 (10)	"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"	May 13, 2007	BABE10
Nancy turns to her mother (voiced by Rue McClanahan) for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for John Redcorn cause her to go bald. Meanwhile, Dale takes a ride with Kahn's delinquent nephew in a souped-up racecar during the vernal equinox and thinks he's traveled through time.
212 (11)	"Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"	May 20, 2007	BABE11
Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude.
213 (12)	"Lucky's Wedding Suit"	May 20, 2007	AABE05
When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the Hills prepare for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding. Originally intended to be the Series Finale.

Season 12: 2007-2008

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
214 (1)	"Suite Smells of Excess"	September 23, 2007	BABE13
When the guys take Bobby to a University of Texas football game their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
215 (2)	"Bobby Rae"	September 30, 2007	BABE12
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back.
216 (3)	"The Powder Puff Boys"	October 7, 2007	BABE16
Hank encourages Bobby to be a part of the school's Powder Puff team (a team where boys dress in drag and impersonate female cheerleaders). However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA are trying to put a stop to the tradition.
217 (4)	"Four Wave Intersection"	October 14, 2007	BABE15
Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank takes the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies to enjoy the "Endless Wave." Meanwhile, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself, and Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.
218 (5)	"Death Picks Cotton"	November 11, 2007	BABE14
While at a Japanese restaurant, Cotton suffers a war flashback and ends up getting hospitalized after falling on the grill, where Peggy learns that Cotton may not have long to live.
219 (6)	"Raise the Steaks"	November 18, 2007	BABE17
After buying tough, unsavory steaks at the Mega-Lo-Mart, Hank, at Appleseed's suggestion, visits the town co-op in search of better meat. After falling in love with the delicious organic food, Hank becomes a co-op volunteer and co-owner.
220 (7)	"Tears of an Inflatable Clown"	November 25, 2007	BABE19
Bobby convinces the student council to put on a carnival, and he's put in charge of it, but a dour so-called "diversity expert" comes to school and nearly puts the kibosh on Bobby's plan by making everything politically correct. Meanwhile, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer try to get a reluctant Lucky to the hospital when he injures himself.
221 (8)	"The Minh Who Knew Too Much"	December 9, 2007	BABE18
Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club to learn skeet shooting, a skill she hopes will make an exclusive country club want her and Kahn as members. Meanwhile, the Hills have a mystery to solve: Who has been depositing their garbage in Hank's cans?
222 (9)	"Dream Weaver"	December 16, 2007	BABE20
Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a "vocation vacation" to learn basket weaving. Meanwhile Peggy, Kahn and Bill try to achieve Internet stardom by creating a wacky viral video.
223 (10)	"Doggone Crazy"	January 6, 2008	CABE01
The Hill's dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank takes her to a dog spiritualist.
224 (11)	"Trans-Fascism"	February 10, 2008	CABE02
When the Arlen City Council bans the sale of foods containing trans fats, Sugarfoot's Restaurant goes out of business. Hank, who feels the ban is an infringement on freedom, encourages Strickland to fix things. Strickland's solution to the problem is to sell his delicious, trans-fatty foods on a lunch truck so he can evade the law.
225 (12)	"Untitled Blake McCormack Project"	February 17, 2008	CABE03
Bill becomes involved with a single mother, Charlene who has returned to Arlen after being away for some years. When Charlene introduces her two children to Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, Dale immediately dislikes her oldest, Kate. He confides in Hank that he thinks something is wrong with Kate and that he intends to get to the bottom of it. Hank tells him to leave it alone but Dale steals a sample of Kate's hair and orders a DNA analysis. When the test discovers similarities between Kate's DNA and Joseph's, his son, and realizes that they are half-siblings.
226 (13)	"The Accidental Terrorist"	March 2, 2008	CABE04
When Peggy needs a new car, Hank insists that they buy one from Tom Hammond (Ted Danson), his go-to salesman for 25 years. At the lot, Peggy begins negotiating with Tom on a convertible, but before she can close the deal, Hank catches her and insists on finishing it himself. He ends up paying full sticker price, well above the figure Peggy had talked Tom down to, and thinks he has gotten a good deal. Eventually he learns the truth and realizes that Tom has swindled him on every car he has ever bought; Tom defends himself by saying that this is what he does as a salesman. Hank enlists the help of some college students to put flyers on all the cars in Tom's lot, but they instead blow up several of the cars on their own, branding Hank a terrorist. NOTE: This marks the second time Hank is mistaken for blowing up something he didn't. The first time was the Mega-Lo-Mart in the season 2 season finale, "Propane Boom".
227 (14)	"Lady and Gentrification"	March 9, 2008	CABE05
Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her quinceañera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique's with a real-estate client in the car waiting, a 30-year-old hipster who moves into Enrique's neighborhood, which brings in other hipsters and causes the rent to skyrocket.
228 (15)	"Behind Closed Doors"	March 16, 2008	CABE06
Tom Landry Middle School holds an emergency community meeting when a child goes missing in Arlen. Relationship expert Stephens Davies is invited to speak at the meeting and makes an example of Peggy by questioning her parenting skills, prompting Peggy to become stricter in her parenting.
229 (16)	"Pour Some Sugar on Kahn"	March 30, 2008	CABE07
Kahn's father-in-law, General Gum, visits the Souphanousinphone family. The General gives Kahn a hard time and makes him feel like a failure. Kahn becomes depressed until he stumbles upon a Laotian karaoke bar where he becomes a star singing "The Morning After".
230 (17)	"Six Characters in Search of a House"	April 6, 2008	CABE08
Peggy, a passionate realtor, finds a great home listing that she must sell within two weeks. One catch, though, the home is currently occupied by the strangest family in Arlen. Peggy doesn't feel they are visually appealing enough to get the home sold in time, so she decides to bring in a "Hollywood" family to sell the home.
231 (18)	"The Courtship of Joseph's Father"	April 13, 2008	CABE09
Joseph becomes the Star quarterback at Tom Landry Middle School, and gives the school hope that they'll actually win this year. A wealthy prep school offers Joseph to play for their school instead. Joseph wants to stay at Landry, but Dale wants him to take the cash offering. Dale realizes that his family doesn't fit in the upper-class lifestyle and tries to raise money to pay back the school's exclusive contract.
232 (19)	"Strangeness On a Train"	April 27, 2008	CABE10
Depressed over her botched birthday parties, Peggy schedules a 1970s-style murder mystery party on a train, but when Dale ruins the surprise, thanks to Luanne's discovery of what her role is, a new mystery crops up--after Hank and Peg have sex in the train bathroom.
233 (20)	"Cops and Robert"	May 4, 2008	CABE11
When Hank accidentally steals another man's wallet (thinking that the man pickpocketed him), the man begins exacting his revenge on Hank. Meanwhile, Bobby gets sentenced to spend the day with the school security guard after throwing a soda can at him and Dale attempts to get a job at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Bazooms" by citing sexual discrimination if he's not hired.
234 (21)	"It Came From the Garage"	May 11, 2008	CABE12 (21)
Hank and Bobby get in some father/son bonding time when Hank dumps the old team of Dale, Bill and Boomhauer to help Bobby in a boat-building competition. During the building process, Hank gets spooked by bats that invade the construction garage, forcing Bobby to do the building all alone.
235 (22)	"Life: A Loser's Manual"	May 18, 2008	CABE13
Luanne's long lost father and Peggy's brother, Hoyt (voiced by Johnny Knoxville), returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years (it had been assumed that he worked on an oil rig). With nowhere to go, he turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough. When Peggy denies him, he decides to take matters into his own hands and robs a restaurant for cash. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband, Lucky, turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better father.

Season 13: 2008–2009

Starting in this season, the show switched over to high defintion.

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
236 (1)	"Dia-BILL-ic Shock"	September 28, 2008	CABE16
Bill, unwilling to change his sugary eating habits, is diagnosed with diabetes. After deciding to use a wheelchair (which he really doesn’t need), he is befriended by a rugby player named Thunder, who teaches him how to be independent, but their friendship is strained when Thunder realizes Bill isn’t really disabled
237 (2)	"Earthly Girls are Easy"	October 5, 2008	CABE17
A local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane illegally dumping old propane tanks into the river. Hank suggests the company go green, and when the ladies of Arlen hear of the eco-efforts made by the company, Dale decides to help out Strickland with their carbon off-sets to garner the attention of the girls. To impress the ladies, Mr. Strickland organizes an earth benefit concert that goes wrong.
238 (3)	"Square-Footed Monster"	October 19, 2008	CABE18
After Hank and the guys fix up the recently deceased Dotty Dwyer's house, Dotty's nephew sells the house to Ted Wassonasong. But when Ted has construction workers tear down the home to make way for a "McMansion", the Hill family and the rest of the neighborhood visit the City Council to protest the construction.
239 (4)	"Lost in MySpace"	November 2, 2008	CABE14
To boost business, Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page despite Hank's bad feelings about the idea. Mr. Strickland gives Donna full responsibility over the page, but she fills it with personal information about the employees, leading to conflicts throughout the office. Meanwhile, Dale rents a pig to hunt truffles, loses it, and has to borrow Ladybird in order to track it down.
240 (5)	"No Bobby Left Behind"	November 9, 2008	CABE15
To raise the school's grade point average due to the No Child Left Behind program, Bobby and Joseph are assigned as "special needs" students, which irks Hank.
241 (6)	"A Bill Full of Dollars"	November 16, 2008	CABE19
After losing money in the stock market, Peggy, Minh and Dale decide to study Bill, "an average man", in order to improve their odds.
242 (7)	"Straight as an Arrow"	November 30, 2008	CABE20
When Bobby decides to become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank decides to get involved as well, but when he bumps heads with the Arrowmaster, who happens to be a new resident of Arlen, this stirs up trouble with Peggy, who has volunteered to serve as the Welcome Wagon representative for the town.
243 (8)	"Lucky See, Monkey Do"	February 8, 2009	DABE01
When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and is described by Peggy as a "modern mother". After a scuffle between Myrna and Peggy on where to birth the baby, Luanne decides to do it "her way" and take Peggy's advice about going to the hospital to give birth. NOTE: This was the first episode of the series to air in 720p High Definition.
244 (9)	"What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis"	February 15, 2009	DABE02
When Buck Strickland is invited to the National Propane Gas Convention as the newest inductee into the Propane Hall of Fame, he asks Hank to accompany him. Although Hank is honored, he quickly realizes his primary responsibility will be babysitting Buck and preventing him from getting into trouble. Hank's job is made that much more difficult when Buck meets his illegitimate son Ray Roy (guest voice Diedrich Bader) at the convention and stays out late carousing with him.
245 (10)	"Master of Puppets"	March 1, 2009	DABE03
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby from the mall, he soon takes advantage of their guilt. Meanwhile, Dale is emulating Survivorman.
246 (11)	"Bwah My Nose"	March 8, 2009	DABE04
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose—maybe too much.
247 (12)	"Uncool Customer"	March 15, 2009	DABE05
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool, she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby finds himself enchanted by her daughter.
248 (13)	"Nancy Does Dallas"	March 22, 2009	DABE06
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaves Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
249 (14)	"Born Again on the Fourth of July"	April 19, 2009	DABE07
Bobby inadvertently starts a neighborhood war over Fourth of July celebrations, which brings Hank and the guys closer together. In this episode Bobby can be seen watching Transformers on the TV.
250 (15)	"Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key"	April 26, 2009	DABE08
Hank receives a special delivery of his recently deceased father’s personal belongings. The box contains a tape recorder with Cotton explaining his last wishes, which include a multitude of bizarre requests, but the final task requires flushing Cotton’s ashes down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill bicker over an empty beer can.
251 (16)	"Bad News Bill"	May 3, 2009	DABE10
When Hank tries to be realistic about Bobby’s below-average baseball abilities, he is vilified by Bobby’s over-enthusiastic Little League coach. He quickly realizes the coach is trying to build Bobby’s self-confidence and help him become a better baseball player. Hank turns to a team volunteer for some guidance on how to get back into good graces with the coach.
252 (17)	"Manger Baby Einstein"	May 10, 2009	DABE09
While adjusting to her new career and life as a mom, Luanne decides to become a children's performance entrepreneur, and creates a franchise business out of the Manger Babies puppets—but she experiences the highs and the lows of the fickle children's entertainment market.
253 (18)	"Uh-oh, Canada"	May 17, 2009	DABE11
When Boomhauer decides to house-swap with a Canadian family for the duration of the summer, Hank and the Rainey St. regulars find themselves putting up with the neighbors from hell.in the end when Gordon the the Canadian goes to jail and comes back after Hank pays his bail. He tells Hank,Dale,and Bill if they are ever in Canada look him up.They all give him mean looks. Gordon's last line "Keep you stick on the ice" is a reference to Candian TV Show The Red Green Show because that is what Red Green said at the end of ever show. Meanwhile, Boomhauer romances a French-Canadian woman.

Season 14: 2009

Fox ordered 13 DABE production episodes. At the conclusion of Season 13 there will be two remaining episodes left. 20th Century Fox Television kept the show in production for four additional episodes (DABE14-DABE17) bringing the actual amount of remaining episodes to six, however the network nevertheless has yet to license those extra episodes, meaning as few as two or as many as six could air next season. Airdates are unknown.

#	Title	Original airdate	Prod. code
254	"The Boy Can't Help It "	TBA	DABE12
Not Yet Available
255	"The Honeymooners "	TBA	DABE13
Not Yet Available
Produced but unlicensed episodes.
256	"Bill Gathers Moss "	TBA	DABE14
Not Yet Available
257	"When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet "	TBA	DABE15
Not Yet Available
258	"Just Another Manic Kahn-Day "	TBA	DABE16
Not Yet Available
259	"To Sirloin With Love "	TBA	DABE17
Not Yet Available