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Charlie ([[John Travolta]]) and Dan ([[Robin Williams]]) are two childhood buddies who grew up to become the owners of their own sports marketing firm. Seven years prior to their present life, Dan was once married and was distraught when he divorced. To cheer Dan up, Charlie takes him on a wild vacation where Dan meets his "soul mate" Vicki ([[Kelly Preston]]), along with her gorgeous but weird best friend Jenna ([[Rita Wilson]]) who is overly obsessed with her hands because she is a hand model. Dan and Vicki marry the same night they met but their love affair was short lived so they divorce some time later.
Charlie ([[John Travolta]]) and Dan ([[Robin Williams]]) are two childhood buddies who grew up to become the owners of their own sports marketing firm. Seven years prior to their present life, Dan was once married and was distraught when he divorced. To cheer Dan up, Charlie takes him on a wild vacation where Dan meets his "soul mate" Vicki ([[Kelly Preston]]), along with her gorgeous but weird best friend Jenna ([[Rita Wilson]]) who is overly obsessed with her hands because she is a hand model. Dan and Vicki marry the same night they met but their love affair was short lived so they divorce some time later.


In the present day, Charlie and Dan are filthy rich but something remains missing in Dan's life. Charlie's life couldn't be better. He also has an elderly dog named Bucky who he loves very much but the dog is too old and he can't do much anymore. At the two men's side is their co-worker and protege Craig ([[Seth Green]]) and a lovely translator named Amanda ([[Lori Loughlin]]). A short time later, Vicki arrives back in town and asks Dan to go out with her for lunch. To prepare for his date, Charlie takes Dan to get a tan but it turns Dan brown and it causes different foreigners to think he's one of them. When Vicki arrives they have lunch at [[Grand Central
In the present day, Charlie and Dan are filthy rich but something remains missing in Dan's life. Charlie's life couldn't be better. He also has an elderly dog named Bucky who he loves very much but the dog is too old and he can't do much anymore. At the two men's side is their co-worker and protege Craig ([[Seth Green]]) and a lovely translator named Amanda ([[Lori Loughlin]]). A short time later, Vicki arrives back in town and asks Dan to go out with her for lunch. To prepare for his date, Charlie takes Dan to get a tan but it turns Dan brown and it causes different foreigners to think he's one of them. When Vicki arrives they have lunch at [[Grand Central Station]]. They have a lengthy conversation that leads to Vicki revealing that she will be sent to prison the next day for two weeks. The reason why Vicki is getting arrested is because she trespassed on a oil company's property when it was being put up right by her house. Finally, Vicki reveals that seven years ago she had twins: a male and a female named Zach and Emily and that he is the father. Upon hearing this, Dan panics. That same day, Vicki takes Dan to change his skin tone back to normal and they all go to a carnival. Zach asks Dan to take him to the men's room because he never been inside one due to him never having a dad around so he was forced to use the ladies' room with Vicki and Emily. Emily feels that she always needs some type of hero (a knight, king or superhero) to protect her.　Before being sent to jail, Vicki gives Dan and Charlie all the rules and allergies for the kids. While Dan and Vicki talk, Charlie questions the twins about things like [[Casino (film)|Casino]] or [[Friday the 13th (1980 film)|Friday the 13th]] movies. When Dan tries to take the kids home that night to his "no kids allowed" condo, his neighbor ([[Amy Sedaris]]) panics when she sees kids and has Dan put out.

With no where to go, Dan and the twins go to live with Charlie for a little while (much to Charlie's irritation). The next morning, Charlie is awaken to find two wacky "baby proofers" ([[Dax Shepard]] and [[Luis Guzman]]) fixing up his condo to make it more child-friendly. The workers explain how everything works and shows them all of the new things they installed. One of them begins to eat out of Charlie's fridge and even eats some of Bucky's dog treats.

The kids keep a list of things to do while they stay with Dan. One of them is to go on a camping trip. During the trip, Charlie is harassed by a psychotic troop leader ([[Justin Long]]) who thinks he stole his girlfriend when Charlie has never met the man or his girlfriend. The troop leader's older brother Barry ([[Matt Dillon]]) is just like him but not as crazy. Barry starts off explaining the camp's history and even ends up in tears when he talks about his late grandfather who started the camp. Later on, the kids talk to Barry about their dad when Barry calls Dan old. They explain he's not that old but being with him and his partner Charlie is like having two dads. The twins meant business partner but Barry believes they meant that the men are [[gay]] which prompts him to start calling them things like "ladies" or "[[Gilmore Girls|Gilmore Girl]]". Things get worse during the camping trip when Dan accidentally hits Barry's brother in the mouth while playing football. Barry's brother dismisses Dan but thinks it was set up by Charlie so he changes the game's rules to prison rules. The game gets more brutal and painful. To conclude the trip, Dan mistakenly shoots off the head of the troop leaders' grandfather statue and while playing with fire, Dan burns down the camp and they are forced to leave fearing something worse will happen.

Discouraged by the bad camping trip


==Cast==
==Cast==

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Old Dogs
Theatrical release poster
Directed byWalt Becker
Written byDavid Diamond
David Weissman
Produced byAndrew Panay
Peter Abrams
Robert Levy
StarringJohn Travolta
Robin Williams
Kelly Preston
Justin Long
Seth Green
with Bernie Mac
and Matt Dillon
CinematographyJeffrey L. Kimball
Edited byRyan Folsey
Tom Lewis
Music byJohn Debney
Distributed byWalt Disney Pictures
Release date
November 25, 2009
Running time
88 minutes
CountryTemplate:FilmUS
LanguageEnglish
Budget$35 million

Old Dogs is a Template:Fy American comedy film directed by Wild Hogs's Walt Becker and starring John Travolta and Robin Williams with supporting roles played by Kelly Preston, Matt Dillon, Justin Long, Seth Green, Rita Wilson, Dax Shepard and Bernie Mac. It was released on November 25, 2009.[1]

Old Dogs received poor reception from film critics. The Orlando Sentinel called the film "badly written and broadly acted".[2] The Chicago Daily Herald said the film "should be put out of our misery".[3] The San Jose Mercury News and The Boston Globe both described the film as a "turkey".[4][5] Reviews in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and AV Club said the movie was not recommended for adults or children.[1][6]

Plot

Charlie (John Travolta) and Dan (Robin Williams) are two childhood buddies who grew up to become the owners of their own sports marketing firm. Seven years prior to their present life, Dan was once married and was distraught when he divorced. To cheer Dan up, Charlie takes him on a wild vacation where Dan meets his "soul mate" Vicki (Kelly Preston), along with her gorgeous but weird best friend Jenna (Rita Wilson) who is overly obsessed with her hands because she is a hand model. Dan and Vicki marry the same night they met but their love affair was short lived so they divorce some time later.

In the present day, Charlie and Dan are filthy rich but something remains missing in Dan's life. Charlie's life couldn't be better. He also has an elderly dog named Bucky who he loves very much but the dog is too old and he can't do much anymore. At the two men's side is their co-worker and protege Craig (Seth Green) and a lovely translator named Amanda (Lori Loughlin). A short time later, Vicki arrives back in town and asks Dan to go out with her for lunch. To prepare for his date, Charlie takes Dan to get a tan but it turns Dan brown and it causes different foreigners to think he's one of them. When Vicki arrives they have lunch at Grand Central Station. They have a lengthy conversation that leads to Vicki revealing that she will be sent to prison the next day for two weeks. The reason why Vicki is getting arrested is because she trespassed on a oil company's property when it was being put up right by her house. Finally, Vicki reveals that seven years ago she had twins: a male and a female named Zach and Emily and that he is the father. Upon hearing this, Dan panics. That same day, Vicki takes Dan to change his skin tone back to normal and they all go to a carnival. Zach asks Dan to take him to the men's room because he never been inside one due to him never having a dad around so he was forced to use the ladies' room with Vicki and Emily. Emily feels that she always needs some type of hero (a knight, king or superhero) to protect her.　Before being sent to jail, Vicki gives Dan and Charlie all the rules and allergies for the kids. While Dan and Vicki talk, Charlie questions the twins about things like Casino or Friday the 13th movies. When Dan tries to take the kids home that night to his "no kids allowed" condo, his neighbor (Amy Sedaris) panics when she sees kids and has Dan put out.

With no where to go, Dan and the twins go to live with Charlie for a little while (much to Charlie's irritation). The next morning, Charlie is awaken to find two wacky "baby proofers" (Dax Shepard and Luis Guzman) fixing up his condo to make it more child-friendly. The workers explain how everything works and shows them all of the new things they installed. One of them begins to eat out of Charlie's fridge and even eats some of Bucky's dog treats.

The kids keep a list of things to do while they stay with Dan. One of them is to go on a camping trip. During the trip, Charlie is harassed by a psychotic troop leader (Justin Long) who thinks he stole his girlfriend when Charlie has never met the man or his girlfriend. The troop leader's older brother Barry (Matt Dillon) is just like him but not as crazy. Barry starts off explaining the camp's history and even ends up in tears when he talks about his late grandfather who started the camp. Later on, the kids talk to Barry about their dad when Barry calls Dan old. They explain he's not that old but being with him and his partner Charlie is like having two dads. The twins meant business partner but Barry believes they meant that the men are gay which prompts him to start calling them things like "ladies" or "Gilmore Girl". Things get worse during the camping trip when Dan accidentally hits Barry's brother in the mouth while playing football. Barry's brother dismisses Dan but thinks it was set up by Charlie so he changes the game's rules to prison rules. The game gets more brutal and painful. To conclude the trip, Dan mistakenly shoots off the head of the troop leaders' grandfather statue and while playing with fire, Dan burns down the camp and they are forced to leave fearing something worse will happen.

Discouraged by the bad camping trip

Cast

Critical reception

The film received extremely negative reviews, and has a 8% "rotten" rating based on aggregated reviews at Rotten Tomatoes.[12] At Metacritic, Old Dogs received an aggregated rating of 23, "Generally unfavorable reviews".[13] Film critic Roger Ebert gave Old Dogs a rating of one star out of a possible four.[14] Ebert opened his review commenting, "'Old Dogs' is stupefying dimwitted. What were John Travolta and Robin Williams thinking of? Apparently their agents weren't perceptive enough to smell the screenplay in its advanced state of decomposition".[14] The Salt Lake Tribune gave Old Dogs a rating of zero stars out of a possible four, and criticized the film for "hammy acting and sledgehammer editing".[15] Film critic Roger Moore of The Orlando Sentinel gave Old Dogs a rating of one and a half stars out of a possible four.[2] "Trashing Old Dogs is a bit like kicking a puppy. But here goes. The new comedy from some of the folks who brought us Wild Hogs is badly written and broadly acted, shamelessly manipulative and not above stopping by the toilet for a laugh or two," wrote Moore.[2] Bill Goodykoontz of The Star Press gave the film a critical review, and commented, "'Old Dogs,' which stars Robin Williams and John Travolta as a couple of aging bachelors who suddenly have twins thrust upon them, delivers everything you’d expect. Which is: not much."[16] He concluded his review with, "Let’s hope Williams, Travolta and the rest got a fabulous payday for “Old Dogs.” Because otherwise, you know, woof."[16] In a review for The Arizona Republic, Goodykoontz gave the film a rating of one and a half stars out of a possible five.[17] Writing for the San Jose Mercury News in an analysis of movies that were released around Thanksgiving, Randy Myers placed Old Dogs below "The Scraps: Leftovers that should be immediately placed in Fido's bowl."[4] Myers commented, "We have a winner in the Thanskgiving movie turkey contest."[4] Dennis Harvey of Variety wrote, "Too bad this shrilly tuned comedy doesn't demand more than clock-punching effort from everyone involved."[18]

"'Old Dogs' is stupefying dimwitted. What were John Travolta and Robin Williams thinking of? Apparently their agents weren't perceptive enough to smell the screenplay in its advanced state of decomposition"

 —Roger Ebert
[14]

Kirk Honeycutt of The Hollywood Reporter summed up his review with, "Bottom Line: Insipid, predictable, broad comedy mixed with Disney Family Values makes for one exasperating sit."[19] Honeycutt called the film "a dumb male movie", and concluded, "'Old Dogs' gives men a bad name."[19] Duane Dudek of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel gave the film a rating of one and a half stars.[1] Dudek did not recommend the movie to parents or to children, commenting, "'Old Dogs' is not your father's Disney movie. And, maybe, despite the PG rating, not your kids' either. The movie, opening in theaters Wednesday, has lots of rough edges unsuitable for little tykes."[1] He concluded that the film, "has no new tricks, only preposterous story lines."[1] Film critic Joe Williams of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch wrote, "There are no new tricks in 'Old Dogs,' a cheesy chew-toy of a comedy about reluctant fatherhood."[20] Williams gave the film a rating of one and a half stars, and concluded, "After it’s exhausted every other gimmick, the movie tries to win our hearts. But 'Old Dogs' is so oafish, when it tosses us a biscuit, it feels like we've been smacked with a newspaper."[20] Mary Pols of MSN Movies gave the film a rating of zero stars out of a possible five.[21] Pols wrote that the jokes in the film were not appropriate for children, commenting, "It's not just that the jokes are tasteless and inappropriate for children. They aren't even a little bit funny."[21] Dann Gire of the Chicago Daily Herald reviewed the film and concluded, "Like real old dogs, this movie should be put out of our misery."[3] Rene Rodriguez of The Miami Herald review the film and gave it a rating of two stars.[22] Rodriguez characterized the film as a "disposable but inoffensive picture".[22] Writing for Metromix, Matt Pais described Old Dogs as "A great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid."[23] Pais commented on the acting in the film, "The verdict: All of the actors involved (including Matt Dillon, Justin Long, Ann-Margaret and Paolo Costanzo) seem to have collectively placed their sense of self-respect in a bag and tossed it in the toilet. Yet the biggest culprits are Williams and Travolta, who are now so devoid of comic instincts that Becker must rely on reaction shots from Charlie's dog to show that someone is actually trying."[23]

Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune gave the film a rating of one star.[24] "'Wild Hogs,' 'Old Dogs' — what’s next, 'Bumps on Logs'? Truly, I would rather watch John Travolta and Robin Williams sitting on a tree trunk, doing nothing, than endure their best efforts to energize this ol’ hound," wrote Phillips.[24] He concluded, "The labored premise of this setup is not worth the effort — it’s sort of icky both as humor and as pathos. Good will generated by familiar faces cannot overcome all obstacles."[24] Writing for The Philadelphia Inquirer, Carrie Rickey gave the film a rating of two and a half stars out of four.[25] Rickey commented of the multiple cameos in the film, "A child of 5 can see that these brief appearances serve to pad a gauze-thin script."[25] Ty Burr of The Boston Globe was critical of the film, and also called it a "turkey".[5] Burr said of Disney's decision to produce the film, "If they had any respect for audiences, they might never have released it at all."[5] John Hazelton of Screen International observed, "the supposedly touching moments often feel manufactured".[26] Lisa Schwarzbaum gave the film a grade of "F" in her review for Entertainment Weekly.[27] Filmcritic.com reviewer Alexander Zalben gave the film a rating of one star out of a possible five.[28] Keith Phipps of AV Club called the film "insulting" to children.[6] Phipps did not recommend the film for either children or adults, concluding, "Adults should steer clear. Kids should be sent to it only if they’ve been extraordinarily naughty."[6]

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