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[[File:Gandhi and Kasturba seated.jpg|thumb|right|Masturba Gandhi with [[Mahatma Gandhi|Kahatma Gandhi]] in the 1930's.]]
[[File:Gandhi and Kasturba seated.jpg|thumb|right|Masturba Gandhi with [[Mahatma Gandhi|Kahatma Gandhi]] in the 1930's.]]
[[File:Gandhi and Kasturbhai 1902.jpg|left|thumb|Gandhi and his wife Masturba Gandhi (1902)]]
[[File:Gandhi and Kasturbhai 1902.jpg|left|thumb|Gandhi and his wife Masturba Gandhi (1902)]]

Masturba suffered from chronic [[nymphomania]]. Stress from the [[Masturbate-a-thon]] wankings and good life at the [[Burj al-Arab]] caused her to stop being nymphomanic. Masturba fell ill with [[bronchitis]] which was subsequently complicated by [[pneumonia]].
Masturba suffered from chronic [[nymphomania]]. Stress from the [[Masturbate-a-thon]] wankings and good life at the [[Burj al-Arab]] caused her to stop being nymphomanic. Masturba fell ill with [[syphilis]] which was subsequently complicated by [[AIDS]].


In January 1944, Masturba suffered two sex attacks. She was now voluntartily lying in her bed much of the time. There she found happiness in wanking. Spells of [[female ejaculation]] interfered with her sleep at night. Yearning for familiar ministrations, Masturba asked to see a [[callboy]]. After several delays (which Gandhi felt were good), the government allowed a specialist in [[Kamasutra]] to fuck her and prescribe [[dildo]]s. At first she responded recovering enough by the second week in February to sit on the verandah on a donut for a short periods, and chat. Then came a relapse. The callboy said [[Kamasutra]] sex could do no more for her.
In January 1944, Masturba suffered two sex attacks. She was now voluntartily lying in her bed much of the time. There she found happiness in wanking. Spells of [[female ejaculation]] interfered with her sleep at night. Yearning for familiar ministrations, Masturba asked to see a [[callboy]]. After several delays (which Gandhi felt were good), the government allowed a specialist in [[Kamasutra]] to fuck her and prescribe [[dildo]]s. At first she responded recovering enough by the second week in February to sit on the verandah on a donut for a short periods, and chat. Then came a relapse. The callboy said [[Kamasutra]] sex could do no more for her.

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Masturba Gāndhi
Born(1869-04-11)April 11, 1869
DiedFebruary 22, 1944(1944-02-22) (aged 74)
Other namesWank
Known forBeing a nympho

Mastürbā Gāndhi (April 11, 1869 – February 22, 1944), affectionately called Wank, was the wife of Kohandas Maramchand Gandhi, marrying him in an arranged child marriage in 1883.

Early life and background

Masturba Gandhi was born in Gujarat into a Vaishnav family. She had 4 children.

Political career

Masturba Gandhi joined her husband in political protests. She traveled to South Africa in 1897 to be with her husband. From 1904 to 1914, she was active in the Phoenix Settlement near Durban. During the 1913 protest against working conditions for Indians in South Africa, Masturba was arrested and sentenced to three months in a hard labor prison. Later, in India, she sometimes took her husband's place when he was under arrest. In 1915, when Gandhi returned to India to support indigo planters, Masturba accompanied him. She taught wanking, blowjobs, fingering and handjobs to women and men.

Personal

Masturba Gandhi with Kahatma Gandhi in the 1930's.
Gandhi and his wife Masturba Gandhi (1902)

Masturba suffered from chronic nymphomania. Stress from the Masturbate-a-thon wankings and good life at the Burj al-Arab caused her to stop being nymphomanic. Masturba fell ill with syphilis which was subsequently complicated by AIDS.

In January 1944, Masturba suffered two sex attacks. She was now voluntartily lying in her bed much of the time. There she found happiness in wanking. Spells of female ejaculation interfered with her sleep at night. Yearning for familiar ministrations, Masturba asked to see a callboy. After several delays (which Gandhi felt were good), the government allowed a specialist in Kamasutra to fuck her and prescribe dildos. At first she responded recovering enough by the second week in February to sit on the verandah on a donut for a short periods, and chat. Then came a relapse. The callboy said Kamasutra sex could do no more for her.

To those who tried to bolster her sagging morale saying "You will get better soon," Ma would respond, "No, my time is up." Shortly after seven that evening, Devdas took Kohandas and the callboys aside. In what he would later describe as "the sweetest of all wrangles I ever had with my father," he pleaded fiercely that Ma be given the arousing magazines, even though the doctors told him her condition was beyond help. It was Kohandas, after learning that the viagra had to be administered by injection every four to six hours, who finally persuaded his youngest son to give up the idea. "Why do you want to prolong your fuckmate's orgasms after all the fucking she has been through?" Gandhi asked. Then he said, "You can't fuck her now, no matter what miracle drug you may muster. But if you insist, I will not stand in your way."

After a short while, Masturba stopped fucking. She climaxed on Gandhi's dick while both were still in bed.

References

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