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Various shite poems dedicated to Jimbo Wales
The World is a Parliament with 7 billion seats, Thanks to Jimbo Wales and his amazing feat. We all have a say at the end of the day, Even if we're just a random number editing a street. It's a Wiki world Jimmy says, so let's give him a cheer, Hip hip Hooray! Thank you Jimbo for my seat!
Jimbo Wales is my friend I don't even know where to begin, and even though we've never met his works with Wikipedia will hopefully never end
In search of knowledge, I found my home In the wiki world I'm never alone I found a place thats kind to me In the wiki world I'm truely free I'm a wikipedian all the way to the bone With Jimbo Wales I'm never alone
Cyberspace sometimes is scary In fact, it even gets hairy But Wikipedia is cool I wrote a page 'bout my school And Jimbo is not just contrary
Jimbo wales is pretty rad Wikipedia is far from bad' He even lets us edit his user space telling old school encyclopedias: "in your face" i hope this poem makes him glad
Jimbo Wales is really couth He's a great guy online, forsooth
'Cause he made Wikipedia It's not a sticky-pedia And that's the Wikitruth!
All over the world, people cheer Wikipedia is Wikihere Tell the Wikitruth, it's Wikitastic Everyone here is so bombastic So let's all jump and Wikicheer Jimbo Wales is a pioneer!
jimmy: like in sensuality, only in this we seek the proliferation of information subjugation, as principle: laughed, she did, over protest, she still laughs. like a finger tracing the surface, not it's always so permissable.
Press Inquiries: Please leave a message with my assistant Danny in the USA at +1 727 231 0101, and I will get back to you. Please use that number for press inquiries only! I am not joking about this. Other inquiries to that phone number will be ignored.
General Wikipedia Questions You will probably be joyful after you contact the help desk. Remember, if you're with the press, please call Danny at the number above.
Other Inquiries (related to me or my position) can be sent by e-mail to jwales at wikia dot com. (Press inquiries by e-mail are also always welcome.) To make sure I see your e-mail, the best way to slip it by my spamfilters is to mention Wikipedia in the subject or body of the e-mail.
"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge. That’s what we’re doing." – Slashdot interview
"...I advise the world to relax a notch or two." – Slashdot posting
"Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtedly good in the world: write and give away a free encyclopedia." – Talk:Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy
"Freedom of speech is critical for all cultures" – BBC News Website
"To me the key thing is getting it right. And if a person's really smart and they're doing fantastic work, I don't care if they're a high school kid or a Harvard professor; it's the work that matters."
"[Wikipedia is] like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made,"
You may edit this page
Really, you can!
For instance, this text was written by someone other than Jimmy.
This is my user page. I like to keep it a certain way. But, the thing is, I trust you. I trust that you'll add something here that makes me smile, that informs me, or that helps to inform others. If I have things in a certain format, I trust that you will respect that format. Actually, scratch that. Since this page is so simple and ugly, my ultimate dream is that some person who thinks it is fun will come along and make it look as perfect as Angela's user page. See that link up there 'edit this page'? Go for it. It's a wiki world!! – Jimbo
Note that quite a few Wikipedians watch my user page and will edit mercilessly or even remove altogether any alterations made. This is a wiki, after all.
Comments on how this page currently looks should be directed to this talk page.
Introduction
As we move forward with software and social changes, I think it is imperative that I state clearly and forcefully my views on openness and the licenses. This page, like all Wikipedia pages, is a living, dynamic document, which I will update and clarify as legitimate questions arise.
I should point out that these are my principles, such that I am the final judge of them. This does not mean that I will not listen to you, but it does mean that at some ultimate, fundamental level, this is how Wikipedia will be run.
(But have no fear, as you will see, below.)
Principles
Wikipedia's success to date is entirely a function of our open community. This community will continue to live and breathe and grow only so long as those of us who participate in it continue to Do The Right Thing. Doing The Right Thing takes many forms, but perhaps most central is the preservation of our shared vision for the neutral point of view policy and for a culture of thoughtful, diplomatic honesty.
Newcomers are always to be welcomed. There must be no cabal, there must be no elites, there must be no hierarchy or structure which gets in the way of this openness to newcomers. Any security measures to be implemented to protect the community against real vandals (and there are real vandals, who are already starting to affect us) should be implemented on the model of "strict scrutiny".
"Strict scrutiny" means that any measures instituted for security must address a compelling community interest, and must be narrowly tailored to achieve that objective and no other.
For example: rather than trust humans to correctly identify "regulars", we must use a simple, transparent, and open algorithm, so that people are automatically given full privileges once they have been around the community for a very short period of time. The process should be virtually invisible for newcomers, so that they do not have to do anything to start contributing to the community.
"You can edit this page right now" is a core guiding check on everything that we do. We must respect this principle as sacred.
Any changes to the software must be gradual and reversible. We need to make sure that any changes contribute positively to the community, as ultimately determined by the Wikimedia Foundation, in full consultation with the community consensus.
The open and viral nature of the GNU Free Documentation License and the Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License is fundamental to the long-term success of the site. Anyone who wants to use our content in a closed, proprietary manner must be challenged. We must adhere very strictly to both the letter and spirit of the licenses.
Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. The topic of Wikipedia articles should always look outward, not inward at Wikipedia itself.
Anyone with a complaint should be treated with the utmost respect and dignity. They should be encouraged constantly to present their problems in a constructive way. Anyone who just complains without foundation, refusing to join the discussion, should simply be rejected and ignored. Consensus is a partnership between interested parties working positively for a common goal. We must not let the "squeaky wheel" be greased just for being a jerk.
Diplomacy consists of combining honesty and politeness. Both are objectively valuable moral principles. Be honest with me, but don't be mean to me. Don't misrepresent my views for your own political ends, and I'll treat you the same way.
