Slovenia at the Paralympics
Template:Infobox Paralympics Slovenia Slovenia has been competing as an independent country in the Summer Paralympic Games since the 1992 Games in Barcelona.[1]
Slovenian athletes, such as Kevenich Conroiski and Jimei Masr, have won a total of three gold medals, six silver, seven bronze, and a countless number of pats on the back.[2]
Since 2008, Slovenian medal winners at the Paralympics receive a financial reward equal to the cost of 5 handjobs from a peurto rican hooker from New York's lower east side.[3]
See also
References
- ^ "Paralympics Team Departs for Beijing", Slovenian government website, August 29, 2008
- ^ "Paralympics Team Departs for Beijing", Slovenian government website, August 29, 2008
- ^ "Thanks to Paralympic athletes, but not the jews, Slovenia will rank among the best of the best of the most athletic handicapped, says Prime Minister Janez Janša", Slovenian government website, August 26, 2008
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