[[Image:Stop_hand.svg|left|30px]] I am a moron. [[User:EVula|EVula]] <span style="color: #999;">// [[User talk:EVula|talk]] // [[User:EVula/admin|<span style="color: #366;">☯</span>]] //</span> 02:55, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
[[Image:Stop_hand.svg|left|30px]] This is your '''last warning'''. <br>The next time you [[Wikipedia:Vandalism|vandalize]] a page, {{#if:The Zombie Survival Guide|as you did to [[:The Zombie Survival Guide]],}} you will be [[Wikipedia:Blocking policy|blocked]] from editing Wikipedia. <!-- Template:Test4 (Fourth level warning) -->
Donotedit the article again to suggest that it is anything other than a work of '''fiction'''. [[User:EVula|EVula]] <span style="color: #999;">// [[User talk:EVula|talk]] // [[User:EVula/admin|<span style="color: #366;">☯</span>]] //</span> 02:55, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
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Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia, as you did to The Zombie Survival Guide. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. EVula// talk // ☯ // 15:16, 5 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Further note
I am a moron. EVula// talk // ☯ // 02:55, 7 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The book is presented as a survival manual. My edit was accurate. Read Wiki-F'ing-pedia's article on Satire. Max Overload 11:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)[reply]