"Morgens Pauken" (Cramming in the morning) is a song by German rock band Die Ärzte. It's the fifth track and the first single from their 2020 album Hell. The song is a satirical ode to the punk scene and everything being punk, making references to Frank Zappa, Frank Zander and the punk legends GG Allin and Sid Vicious. The title however appears nowhere in the lyrics.