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The Boswells School is a large, age 11-18, neighbourhood comprehensive school which offers a seven year education for students. Situated in the town of [[Chelmsford]], [[Essex]], [[England]], it offers secondary age education with qualifications up to [[GCSE]]s and [[Advanced Level (UK)|A-Levels]]. The current headteacher is Mr David Crowe<ref>http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk</ref>.
The Boswells School is a large, age 11-18, neighbourhood comprehensive school which offers a seven year prison sentence for students. Situated in the town of [[Chelmsford]], [[Essex]], [[England]], it offers secondary age education with qualifications up to nothing and more nothing. The current headteacher is Mr David Crowe, He puts kids into isolation for wearing a normal tie and doesn't afraid of anything <ref>http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk</ref>.


The Boswells School has gained special status for performing arts (Artsmark Gold).
The Boswells School has gained special status for being rubbish.


In March 2008 The Independent newspaper ranked the Boswells College 25th in the country for A Level performance by a comprehensive school <ref>http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk/college.htm</ref>.
In March 2008 The Independent newspaper ranked the Boswells College 9001th in the country for A Level performance by a comprehensive school <ref>http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk/college.htm</ref>.


The school has recently introduced clip-on ties, much to the disgust of the students.
The school has recently introduced clip-on ties, much to the disgust of the students.<<indeed.


==School House Structure==
==School House Structure==
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* Mildmay (Shortend to 'M')
* Mildmay (Shortend to 'M')
* Mandeville (Shortened to 'L')
* Mandeville (Shortened to 'L')
* Seymour (Shortend to 'S')
* Seymour (Shortend to 'S')The best!
* Goldsmith (Shortend to 'G')
* Goldsmith (Shortend to 'G')


Houses compete in inter house competitions throughout the year such as the Year 9 Shakespeare competition and various sporting events.
Houses compete in inter house competitions throughout the year such as the Year 9 Shagspeare competition and various dogging events.


==Notable alumni==
==Notable alumni==
*[[Scott Sherrin]], Television Presenter
*[[Scott Sherrin]], Television Presenter, Meh.
*[[Keith Flint]], Lead Singer of [[The Prodigy]]
*[[Keith Flint]], Lead Singer of [[The Prodigy]] AWESOME DUDE!
*[[Greg Halford]], Professional Footballer
*[[Greg Halford]], Professional Twat.
*[[George Hews]] , Telecommunications Officer
*[[George Hews]] , Telecommunications Officer. Douche.


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 21:55, 12 March 2010

The Boswells School
Address
Map
Burnham Road

Chelmsford
,
Essex
,
CM1 6LY

England
Information
TypeComprehensive
MottoThe Future Of Our Students Is Bleak.
Local authorityEssex
SpecialistArts College
OfstedReports
HeadteacherMr David Crowe
Staff300
GenderMixed
Age11 to 18
Enrollment1483
Colour(s)Black, Red, White
Websitehttp://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk/

The Boswells School is a large, age 11-18, neighbourhood comprehensive school which offers a seven year prison sentence for students. Situated in the town of Chelmsford, Essex, England, it offers secondary age education with qualifications up to nothing and more nothing. The current headteacher is Mr David Crowe, He puts kids into isolation for wearing a normal tie and doesn't afraid of anything [1].

The Boswells School has gained special status for being rubbish.

In March 2008 The Independent newspaper ranked the Boswells College 9001th in the country for A Level performance by a comprehensive school [2].

The school has recently introduced clip-on ties, much to the disgust of the students.<<indeed.

School House Structure

Each year group has 8 form groups, 2 for each House. The four houses are:

  • Mildmay (Shortend to 'M')
  • Mandeville (Shortened to 'L')
  • Seymour (Shortend to 'S')The best!
  • Goldsmith (Shortend to 'G')

Houses compete in inter house competitions throughout the year such as the Year 9 Shagspeare competition and various dogging events.

Notable alumni

References

  1. ^ http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk
  2. ^ http://www.boswells.essex.sch.uk/college.htm


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