Dennis Skinner

Dennis Skinner MP
Skinner outside Parliament, October 2011
Chairman of the Labour Party
In office 13 June 1988 – 27 October 1989
Leader	Neil Kinnock
Preceded by	Neil Kinnock
Succeeded by	Jo Richardson
Member of Parliament for Bolsover
Incumbent
Assumed office 18 June 1970
Preceded by	Harold Neal
Majority	11,778 (26.8%)
Personal details
Born	Dennis Edward Skinner (1932-02-11) 11 February 1932 Clay Cross, Derbyshire, England
Political party	Labour
Spouse	Mary Parker (separated)
Children	3
Alma mater	Ruskin College
Profession	Miner

Born in Clay Cross, Derbyshire, Skinner is the third of nine children of coal miner Edward Skinner, who was sacked after the 1926 general strike. Skinner himself worked as a miner for over 20 years and became a NUM leader and Clay Cross Labour Party councillor. He is known for his left-wing views, acerbic wit and for never missing a Commons session. He is a member of the Socialist Campaign Group of Labour MPs.

Early life

Skinner was educated at Tupton Hall Grammar School after passing the Eleven-plus a year early. He worked in the mines from 1949 to 1970, at Parkhouse Colliery in Clay Cross until it closed in 1962, then at Glapwell Colliery near Chesterfield. He joined the Labour Party in 1956.

Union and political career

Skinner was a member of Derbyshire County Council from 1964 to 1970, and a Clay Cross councillor from 1960 to 1970. He was president of the Derbyshire area of the National Union of Mineworkers between 1966 and 1970. He attended Ruskin College in his thirties, after attending a preparatory course run by the NUM at the University of Sheffield.

Skinner was first elected MP for the safe Labour seat of Bolsover at the 1970 general election and has retained the seat since then. He was a strong supporter of the National Union of Mineworkers and its leader Arthur Scargill in the 1984-85 miners' strike. Skinner is a member of the Socialist Campaign Group.

Skinner has voted in favour of equalisation of the age of consent, civil partnerships, adoption rights for same-sex couples, and to outlaw discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation, and has a strongly pro-choice stance on abortion. On 20 January 1989, he "talked out" a move to reduce the number of weeks at which termination of a pregnancy can be legally performed in Britain by moving a writ for the Richmond by-election. On 7 June 1985, he "talked out" a Bill by Enoch Powell which would have banned stem cell research by moving a writ for a by-election in Brecon and Radnor.

In 2000, Skinner denounced former ally Ken Livingstone, at the time a Labour MP, who had failed to win the party's nomination to be a candidate for Mayor of London, and had then decided to run as an independent (non-party) candidate instead, and urged his supporters to help Green Party candidates get elected. Skinner said that Livingstone had betrayed (Labour) party activists in his Brent East constituency, whom he described as having fought for him "like tigers" when his majority had been small: "He tells them he's going to be the Labour candidate, then he lies to them. To me that's as low as you can get". He contrasted Livingstone with the official Labour candidate, Frank Dobson, saying that Dobson was "a bloke and a half... not a prima donna ... not someone with an ego as big as a house". Skinner said Livingstone would "hit the headlines, but you'll never be able to trust him because he's broken his pledge and his loyalty to his party... The personality cult of the ego does not work down a coal mine and it does not work in the Labour Party".

In 2003, Skinner was one of a large number of Labour MPs who voted against the Iraq War; he later rebelled against the party line when he voted against government policy to allow terror suspects to be detained without trial for 90 days. In 2007, Skinner and 88 other Labour MPs voted against the government's policy of renewing the Trident Nuclear Missile System.

Skinner supported David Miliband in the 2010 Labour leadership election, which was later won by David's brother, Ed Miliband.

Skinner was one of 36 Labour MPs to nominate Jeremy Corbyn as a candidate in the Labour leadership election of 2015. He later supported Corbyn, alongside the majority of Labour MPs, in voting against the extension of RAF airstrikes against Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant in Syria on 2 December 2015.

Suspensions

Skinner has been suspended from Parliament on at least ten occasions, usually for "unparliamentary language" when attacking opponents. Notable infractions have included:

• In 1984, accusing Margaret Thatcher of bribing judges.
• In 1992, referring to the Minister of Agriculture John Gummer as a "little squirt of a Minister" and a "wart".
• In 1995, accusing the government of a "crooked deal" to sell off Britain's coal mines.
• In 2005, when referring to the economic record of the Conservatives in the 1980s, making the remark, "The only thing that was growing then were the lines of coke in front of boy George and the rest of the Tories", a reference to allegations originally published in the Sunday Mirror of cocaine use by the Shadow Chancellor, George Osborne (though, in the Commons, Skinner referred to the News of the World).
• In 2006, accusing Deputy Speaker Sir Alan Haselhurst of leniency towards remarks made by opposition frontbencher Theresa May "because she's a Tory".
• In 2016, for referring to Prime Minister David Cameron as "Dodgy Dave" in relation to Cameron's tax affairs.

Queen's Speech jokes

Known for his republican, anti-monarchist sentiments, Skinner has regularly cracked jokes, usually about the Royal Family, during the annual Queen's Speech ceremony. He does this upon the arrival of Black Rod (the symbol of royal authority in the House of Lords) to summon MPs to hear the Queen's speech in the Lords' chamber. The best known, according to the New Statesman and other sources, are listed as follows:

Year	Quote	Notes
1980	None	Skinner and other Labour MPs blocked the entrance of Black Rod who was attempting to summon the Commons for the prorogation of Parliament, the cause being the Conservative government announcing increased rents for council houses, which the Labour Party wanted more information on.
1987	"Tell her to sell up!"	A reference to the tightening of belts in the United Kingdom.
1988	"Ey up, here comes Puss In Boots!"	To Black Rod Sir John Gingell.
1989	"Oh, it's a good outfit!"	To Black Rod Sir John Gingell.
1990	"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label." "It tolls for thee, Maggie."	Spoken to Black Rod; reference to a popular advertising campaign at the time. Later he made a second comment which was a reference to the impending departure of Margaret Thatcher.
1991
1992	"Tell her to pay her tax!"	In reference to the calls for the Queen to pay income tax.
1993	"Back to basics with Black Rod."	A reference to the Back to Basics campaign by the then Conservative government of John Major.
1994
1995	"New Labour, New Black Rod!"	A reference to Labour's election campaign slogan, "New Labour, New Britain" and to new Black Rod Sir Edward Jones.
1996	"New Labour, New Black Rod!"	Told the same quip as the previous year.
1997	"Do you want to borrow a Queen's Speech?"	Told to Black Rod.
1998
1999
2000	"Tell her to read the Guardian!"	The Guardian newspaper was campaigning at the time to repeal various laws relating to the monarchy.
2001	"You're nowt but a midget!!"	Told to new Black Rod Sir Michael Willcocks to much laughter in the chamber.
2002
2003	"Bar the doors." "Did she lock the door behind her?"	Skinner suggested that the Speaker "bar the doors" after Black Rod had arrived, a practice that is used to block late-arriving MPs from casting their votes after the division bells have been sounded. After the command he also said, "Did she lock the door behind her?" to laughter from other MPs. The tongue-in-cheek suggestion by Skinner was scoffed at by Speaker Michael Martin.
2004	"Aye, you've got a job to aspire to."	Spoken to Black Rod.
2005	"Has she brought Camilla with her?"	Referencing Charles, Prince of Wales' recent marriage.
2006	"Have you got Helen Mirren on standby?"	Reference to the portrayal by Helen Mirren of Elizabeth II in the 2006 film, The Queen, to much laughter.
2007	"Who shot the harriers?"	Referring to a recent event in Sandringham, where two protected hen harriers had been shot near a royal property. Prince Harry and a friend had been questioned by police over the incident.
2008	"Any Tory moles at the Palace?"	Referring to the recent arrest of Conservative MP Damian Green in connection with an investigation about him receiving confidential information from a civil servant at the Home Office who was formerly a Conservative Party candidate. To which Black Rod quipped, "I shall miss you, Dennis", receiving laughter from other MPs. The 2008 State Opening of Parliament was Michael Willcocks' last as Black Rod.
2009	"Royal Expenses are on the way."	Reference to the parliamentary expenses scandal.
2010	"No royal commissions this week."	Reference to the recent newspaper story in the News of the World which revealed that the former Duchess of York had taken cash payments for introducing businessmen to the Duke of York. Interestingly this time, whether through error or purpose, he made his one-liner in the middle of Yeoman Usher Ted Lloyd-Jukes' (who was filling in for an ill Black Rod) speech. To which the Yeoman Usher replied at the end, "Thank you, Dennis".
2012	"Jubilee Year, double-dip recession, what a start!"	Referring to the Queen's Jubilee year and that the United Kingdom had just entered into a second recession. This quip was responded to by a mixture of laughter and some shouts of "Shame" and "Absolute Disgrace".
2013	"Royal Mail for sale. Queen's head privatised."	This caused a great deal of laughter within the House of Commons and was in reference to the coalition government's proposed privatisation of Royal Mail, going against recently deceased Margaret Thatcher's promise that she was "not prepared to have the Queen's head privatised".
2014	"Coalition's last stand"	Referring to the last 11 months of the Conservative-Liberal Democrat Coalition (and its final parliamentary session) before the election in May 2015
2015	None	Skinner later revealed to the press that he was too preoccupied with preventing newly elected SNP members taking his traditional seat on the opposition front bench. He told The Telegraph, "I was engaged in an activity today to ensure that the Scot Nats weren't going to take over that front bench... I was up at just after 6 o’clock and I had to do it yesterday."

Commons attendance

In the 2004–2005 sitting of the House he claimed the least expenses for an MP who served the full year. He has never been a member of an All-Party Parliamentary Group; does not eat alongside parliamentary colleagues in the Commons dining room; does not take trips or holidays paid for by others; never drinks in the Commons Bar; and stays in the House of Commons during the Queen's Speech at the State Opening of Parliament, as he advocates outright abolition of the House of Lords.

He usually sits on the first seat of the front bench below the gangway in the Commons (known as the "Awkward Squad Bench" because it is where rebel Labour Party MPs have traditionally sat) in a tweed jacket (whilst most other MPs wear suits) and signature red tie. He gained the sobriquet "the Beast of Bolsover" for falling foul of the procedures of Parliament.

External links

• Profile at Parliament of the United Kingdom
• Contributions in Parliament at Hansard
• Contributions in Parliament at Hansard 1803–2005
• Voting record at Public Whip
• Record in Parliament at TheyWorkForYou
• Biography at Stuart Thomson
• Contact details at This Is Derbyshire
• Video: My first job - Dennis Skinner MP on YouTube on the IOSH's channel on YouTube
• This much I know, Skinner runs down some matters of importance to him, hosted by The Guardian
• Appearances on C-SPAN

Articles

• Giving George Osborne a line of wit in December 2005
• Junction 29A in December 2004
• Heart bypass in March 2003