User:I dream of horses/Funny stuff
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Funny vandalism
[edit]While most vandals really aren't that funny--they can be quite offensive, in fact!--a few others have a sense of humor. Here are a few examples of the more hilarious side of vandalism:
- Those darn tags!
- Cider and...cheese cravings?
- Why masturbation was thought of.
- Dad and chickens dance like a soccer player.
- How Canadians have physical altercations
- The power of twinkies
- Why pop tarts are important in Brazil.
- How turkey bacon is really made
- It's difficult to impersonate Cluebot NG.
- The digestive tract is a beautiful wind instrument.
- Tumbleweeds can fill up on gas
- Didn't know yeast infections were worthy of being sung about.
- GorillaWarfare gets proposed to.
- Jason Twists' daughter was born with a rather peculiar and delicious deformity.
- John Matias' banned beans for eternity.
- Drunk editors can't nominate pages for deletion.
- I am named after a planet. How flattering.
- A high school full of cocker spaniels
- Interesting fact about Rock and Roll
- Is it really?
- This unblock request.
- I am a deceitful, disney-affiliated bot
- Eat moar pie
- "My computer did it!"
- Gary Paulsen was born in Craigslist
- Must...have...more...chicken...
- A tortilla is able to wander about
- ALL HAIL CRYSTAL REED!
- Shh...don't say his name.
- Good thing we have people to correct spelling mistakes!
- A polite AfCer
- Pass the tissue box, please
- Talented actor, musician, Guatamalan puppy
- If you don't want me to revert your vandalism, Cluebot NG will do so.
- "Sound" medical advice.
- Nobody can understand Colorado weather.
- Well, there you have it. The cause of all cancers.
- I'd like to know how people edit while they're dead.
- Fish
- A very moist star.
- As if these links will help.
- Will it? You never know.
- One can give birth to a banjo.
- George Bush was a disaster in more ways than one.
- North Koreans are correct.
- Somebody who hates fast food.
- Chief ball fondler.
- Drunk on chocolate.
- Wrong Endor.
- Blue jays are made of cheese.
- At least the edit summary was honest.
- Don't kill people and end up on this list.
- You can build with strawberry jam.
- Pop tarts are a kind of ravoli.
- Well, they weren't wrong.
- What's the story behind this?
- Feeling like you're in prison and actually being in prison are two different things.
- I'm going to Indianapolis, where the streets are paved with corn.
- The UAE exports hotdogs.
- In case you didn't know that you're in Canada.
- Randy Awrey has a common problem.
- It's true, but you shouldn't say it.
- Hermes had a peculiar form of communication.
- Football players can be quite delicious.
- Methinks doth protest too much.
- Guy Standing has a misleading name.
- If you are an anti-vandal, vandals will accuse you of being one of them.
- Anteaters are long noodle horses
- Wikipedia is not... a dating site?
- Will Smith is a man.
- Don't insult bots
- This report was marked as "Filter is working correctly."
- Phil is a slave.
- Obvious facts about food and my mother.
- Charles Manson likes Pentecostal pastors.
- Lawyers cheat 'em. Here's how.
- Aoidh is important in Roman culture.
- Butterfly warning
- Pierres daughter edits Wikipedia, apparently.
- Turning someone into a potato is a possibility.
- The Boeing 757 is a flying pencil.
You tease me, I laugh, I win
[edit]People actually think if they make fun of my username, I'll get offended or something.
- A place for horse haters!
- Actually, I don't usually dream of them myself.
- I never realized that my pronouns were he/him.
- Hello right back at ya.
- I'm a football team
- It must be nice to dream of birds
- That's a strong way of expressing your feelings.
- I'm an option given to Canadian high school students.
- I don't take stock in the opinions of vandals.
- Someone dreams of donkeys
- I determine global health.
- I'm not the loser here.
- I'm so special, there's a video game named after me.
Was this a mistake? And other, maybe-legit silly happenings on or about the Wiki
[edit]Sometimes, I wonder if an edit was in good faith, or I know it was, but it's funny anyway.
- Somebody forgot to push the space bar!
- This IP editor expresses xyr frustration very well.
- Yummy!
- This admin expresses his frustration wittily.
- One way to expand a stub
- Archive bots might clear a page
- This random conversation.
- This curry is puntastic!
- An example of a run-on sentence
- Why would you open an investigation into yourself?
- Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Wikipedia humor on other sites
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Other funny stuff
[edit]While most of this isn't poking fun at vandalism specifically, they're funny anyways.
- Funny edit wars
- Funny talk page conversations
- Funny articles that actually exist on Wikipedia
- Funny requests
- Deleted articles with funny titles
- Sometimes funny ways to die
- Funny ways people have failed at destroying Wikipedia.
- Matty.007s' Joke Machine.
Other funny stuff lists
[edit]- Kaziels' list of funny vandalisms
- Floaterfluss' list of funny vandalisms
- Celarnors' list of funny vandalisms
- Steve Crossins' list of funny vandalisms
- Reaper Eternals' list of funny stuff
- Thinggs' list of funny vandalisms and other funny stuff
- Xenocidics' lists of funny vandalisms and other funny stuff
- KnowledgeOfSelfs' list of funny vandalisms and other funny stuff
- Meaghans' funny quote list.
- White Cats' list of funny edits'.
- I know this is technically not a list, but otherwise, it qualifies.
- Matty.007s' funny stuff list
- Soap's list of funny edits
- CambridgeBayWeathers' funny stuff list
- --WikiUser1234945--s' funny stuff list
All in the spirit of things
[edit]Humor through WP: I once knew a man named 'Billy Goat' who was once arrested for bank robbery -- but he beat the rap because he ate all the evidence. (burp!) An expensive meal. -- Gwillhickers (talk) 05:52, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
