User:MXocrossIIB

This user is too busy in the real world to care any more and probably won't respond to enquiries right away (or this month) (or ever).
If this is a problem for you, please leave a message on the talk page and there's a very slight chance that I may get round to replying to it. But don't hold your breath. Thank you. This is a recording. 503-1.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: ACCORDING TO THE STURGEON GENERAL, THE USE OF DVD-RAM AND RICKY CARMICHAEL IMPAIRS YOUR WOODCHUCK TO KEY A YOGURT OR GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, AND MAY CAUSE VAX PROBLEMS.

"Quando omni flunkus, morati."
— Pope Benedict XIV on MXocrossIIB

"Fuck off and get this shit out of my face!!!"
— Jackson Pollock on MXocrossIIB

"I kan haz ur MXocrossIIB"
— The prodigal kitten prior to being huffed

So, as I was saying (again)...[edit]

Yes, this is the talk page for MXocrossIIB. With any luck, maybe this time I won't lose the password for this account like I did for my previous iteration, User:MXocrossII, locking myself out. No, this is not a sockpuppet account, although I realise there are some overzealous Wikipaedia editors out there who will probably convince themselves that it is. Consider it the result of bad record-keeping on my part. (That's my story and I'm staying with it. Don't like it? Tough.)

So let's see... where was I? MXocrossIIB ^{(So, you were saying?)}; 23:30, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Boxes 'n' crap[edit]

This is a Wikipedia user page.
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia and this "article" exemplifies that. If you find this page on any site other than Wiki then you must either be hallucinating or having another schizoid episode and should maybe lay off the meth for a while. Be aware that the page is most certainly outdated and that the user to whom this page belongs doesn't have any personal affiliation with any site other than Wiki itself (even that's debatable). The original page is located at User:MXocrossIIB. So there. Meow.

This user really couldn't give a shit if people want to refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki". It's your choice.

This user is fed up with editors who take Wiki seriously. Dude, get over it. It's just zeroes and ones.

This userbox is really hard to read!!!

Yup.

Things are not always what they seem to be[edit]

I sometimes edit from IP addresses because I'm lazy. Big deal, people do it all the time.^{[citation needed]} So sue me. MXocrossIIB ^{(So, you were saying?)}; 21:32, 5 February 2015 (UTC)

Welcome![edit]

Welcome to Wikipedia, MXocrossIIB! Thank you for your contributions. I am Davey2010 and I have been editing Wikipedia for some time, so if you have any questions feel free to leave me a message on my talk page. You can also check out Wikipedia:Questions or type {{help me}} at the bottom of this page. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:

Also, when you post on talk pages you should sign your name using four tildes (~~~~); that will automatically produce your username and the date. I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! -→Davey2010→→Talk to me!→ 20:51, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Oh, a bot message. How nice. Never gotten one of those before. By the way, I'm diabetic and I'm allergic to chocolate. But thanks all the same.

MXocrossIIB ^{(So, you were saying?)}; 23:30, 20 April 2014 (UTC)

Except I'm not a bot .... Well atleast I don't think I am...., Well have a strawberry. -→Davey2010→→Talk to me!→ 02:54, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

Mmm, thanks. Strawberries, I can handle. Provided they're not those pale, flavourless things from California that are everywhere this time of year (bleccht.) At least it's good to know that, even though it is indeed a form letter, there's still real human blood to back it. MXocrossIIB ^{(So, you were saying?)}; 03:27, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

Then there's this thing:

MXocrossIIB, you are invited to the Teahouse[edit]

Hi MXocrossIIB! Thanks for contributing to Wikipedia.
Be our guest at the Teahouse! The Teahouse is a friendly space where new editors can ask questions about contributing to Wikipedia and get help from peers and experienced editors. I hope to see you there! TheOriginalSoni (I'm a Teahouse host)

Visit the Teahouse

This message was delivered automatically by your robot friend, HostBot (talk) 16:28, 25 April 2014 (UTC)

Seriously, though; are there even any other human beings on Wiki any more or is it just one big botfest? If this were my E-mail file, these would be considered automated SPAM and would be sent to /dev/null. Just saying.

Unlike the first, I'm willing to bet there's absolutely no human flesh 'N' blood backing that at all. 0% chance.

Saying of automated messages, did you ever notice how you ~~never hear the phrase "this is a recording" on telephone intercept messages any more?~~¹ It never really occurred to me (and I'm old enough to remember when the practise was commonplace) until I started listening to the Evan Doorbell tapes. Is this a warning sign of some sort; that we (meaning human society, not a violation of WP:YOU) have become so accustomed to hearing machines on the other end of the line, rather than other living, breathing human bodies, that there's just no use for it any longer? Something to think about. MXocrossIIB ^{(So, you were saying?)}; 07:19, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

¹ Actually, that's not entirely accurate -- try +1 281 464-1499. (2014 September 23)

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DUDE...SERIOUSLY?