Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office...

"Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office..."
The Sopranos episode
Episode no.	Season 2 Episode 14
Directed by	Allen Coulter
Written by	Jason Cahill
Production code	201
Original air date	January 16, 2000 (HBO)
Guest stars
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"Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office..." is the fourteenth episode of the HBO original series The Sopranos and the first of the show's second season. It was written by Jason Cahill, directed by Allen Coulter and originally aired on Sunday January 16, 2000.

Starring

• James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano
• Lorraine Bracco as Dr. Jennifer Melfi
• Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano
• Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti
• Dominic Chianese as Corrado Soprano, Jr.
• Vincent Pastore as Big Pussy Bonpensiero
• Steven Van Zandt as Silvio Dante
• Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri
• Robert Iler as Anthony Soprano, Jr.
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler as Meadow Soprano
• Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva
• Aida Turturro as Janice Soprano
• and Nancy Marchand as Livia Soprano

Guest starring

• Jerry Adler as Hesh Rabkin

Also guest starring

• Lillo Brancato Jr. as Matt Bevilaqua
• Chris Tardio as Sean Gismonte
• Oksana Lada as Irina Peltsin
• Nicole Burdette as Barbara Giglione
• David Margulies as Neil Mink
• Tom Aldredge as Hugh DeAngelis
• John Billeci as Manager
• Darrell Carey as Proctor
• Dan Chen as Ernest Wu
• Robert Cicchini as Dr. D'Alessio
• John Fiore as Gigi Cestone
• Mark Fish as Caller #2

• Karen Giordano as Samantha Martin
• Bryan Greenberg as Peter McClure
• Dan Grimaldi as Philly Parisi
• Philipp Kaner as Caller #3
• Katrina Lantz as Sylvia
• George Loros as Raymond Curto
• Wayne W. Pretlow as Caller #1
• Suzanne Shepherd as Mary DeAngelis
• Kevin Sussman as Kevin
• Roberto Thomas as Lee
• Ed Vassallo as Tom Giglione
• Terence Patrick Winter as Tom Amberson

Episode recap

Several months after Mikey Palmice's execution and Livia Soprano's hospitalization, things are going back to some sort of normalcy once again. Tony Soprano begins to self-medicate as he is no longer receiving therapy from Dr. Melfi, who begins working out of a motel after being warned that her office is no longer safe. Christopher Moltisanti hires someone to take his stockbroker's licensing exam. Uncle Junior is in prison. Carmela Soprano continues to play the role of housewife. Livia begins receiving physical therapy. Ray Curto continues to bring in the money for Tony - as do Paulie Gualtieri and Silvio Dante, who indulge in designer shoes and Bada Bing strippers. Tony continues to sleep with his Russian comáre, Irina, and hides that he was out all night by burying his clothes in a load of laundry. He then sneaks into bed and falls asleep. The following morning when Tony goes to fetch the paper, he sees an old Buick Riviera parked just outside his driveway. Tony starts to cautiously walk away, thinking this may be another hit, only to have Big Pussy emerge and ask if they can talk.

Tony and Pussy then go down to Tony's basement, where they discuss Pussy's absence. Pussy tries to explain that he was in Puerto Rico for back therapy and medical assistance, and did not want to tell his wife, since he started sleeping with his acupuncturist. He also no longer felt safe in New Jersey because of the impressions previously caused by Tony and his crew. Tony still does not trust Pussy completely, and pats him down while giving him a hug. Pussy becomes offended at this but Tony pulls him in for another hug, a real one. At the Bada Bing!, the associates welcome Pussy and Silvio entertains the group with impressions from The Godfather.

Tony assigns former Junior Soprano crew soldier Gigi Cestone (who was brought over to Tony's crew after Tony became street boss because Tony knew he could control him) to take out active Junior Soprano crew soldier Philly "Spoons" Parisi after it was discovered Philly had been spreading rumors that Tony wanted his mother dead, which was actually true. Tony believed if Gigi performed the hit on a soldier from his own crew it would look less obvious. Gigi, putting on the pretense of returning home from a trip, has Paulie Gualtieri drop him off at the airport and is picked up by Philly. After Gigi gets all the specific details out of Philly, he shoots Philly in the head yelling "You big mouth fuck!" Tony calls Melfi on a pay phone informing her "it's over" and that she can come home.

Christopher is made the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) compliance officer (actually the "head") of an investment firm and is pressuring people to push a new worthless stock, Webistics. When Christopher takes a "meeting" down the shore (with Adriana La Cerva), he places Matt Bevilaqua, a fellow stockbroker, in charge. While Matt is doing his rounds with friend Sean Gismonte to make sure people are advising the purchase of Webistics, they discover one broker is not doing as he is told. Instead he is providing general investment advice based on the needs of the customers. They proceed to pour hot coffee on him and administer a savage beating. The former manager tells them to break it up but is threatened by Matt to go back to his office. The following day, Tony receives a phone call from the firm stating that Christopher is not doing his job well and that two employees left because of an "incident." Tony tells Christopher to be careful, to wise up and to make himself available at the firm instead of being a "no-show."

Tony then receives a phone call from Carmela, who informs him that his long-gone sister, Janice, has resurfaced and is looking for a place to stay. Perturbed, he invites Janice to stay but knows that when she leaves he will be "$5,000 lighter." Tony suggests to Carmela that they have a big family reunion with Tony's younger sister, Barbara Giglione, and all of the children. He makes it clear that Livia is not to be invited.

While driving, Tony has a panic attack and runs off the road. He is not hurt since his airbag deploys after he runs into a barricade surrounding a utility box. He meets with another psychiatrist (under the alias of "Mr. Spears") to discuss his panic attacks and his mother. The psychiatrist tells Tony that he recognizes him and has seen Analyze This, and informs him that he is not taking new clients at this time.

Tony then talks to Janice about Livia and that he never wants her spoken of in the Soprano house again. Janice understands what is going on but will continue to see Livia and possibly occupy her house. Tony tells her that it is not possible since he is selling the house. Janice tries to convince him not to but goes unheeded. Tony and Carmela are soon asked to the house by a realtor who informs them that Livia's house was vandalized. Carmela then asks when Tony is getting back into therapy and tells him that her parents will be coming to the party as well. It is revealed that Carmela's parents avoided gatherings where Livia would be present, due to rude comments Livia had made to them.

At the party, everyone seems to be in good spirits except for Tony, who is angered about his mother. Carmela asks once again, "When are you getting back into therapy?" Tony states that he does not know but that he has been self-medicating. Carmela then suggests that he go have a good time with his friends and family and not worry about Livia. Tony does so and continues to joke around with Pussy. Meanwhile, Janice and Barbara are talking about Tony's handling of the situation. Janice thinks that no one is going to get their fair share from the house but Barbara believes that Tony is handling the situation very well and that he will give them both their fair share.

At a diner the following morning, Tony tries to apologize to Dr. Melfi, who is extremely upset that she could not help another patient who committed suicide. Tony feels bad but tries to ask her if he can come back, or for a referral. She refuses and angrily tells him to get out of her life, and he leaves the diner. Tony then goes home to have lunch with Carmela, who is surprised that he is home early. They sit down at the table together, though for once the silence is warm.

First appearances

• Barbara Soprano Giglione: Tony's younger sister, who lives in Brewster, New York.
• Hugh De Angelis: Carmela's father.
• Mary De Angelis: Carmela's mother.
• Matthew Bevilaqua and Sean Gismonte: Associates who work as stockbrokers at Christopher's firm who are looking to get themselves recognized by the Soprano family.
• Philly "Spoons" Parisi: soldier in the Tony Soprano crew.
• Gigi Cestone: a soldier in the Junior Soprano crew.
• Neil Mink: Tony Soprano's attorney and confidante.
• This is also the first present-day appearance of Janice Soprano (also known as Parvati Wasatch): Tony's sister, who resurfaces after a 20-year absence while living in Seattle. Previously, she appeared (as a child) in a flashback in "Down Neck".

Deceased

• Philly "Spoons" Parisi: killed by Gigi Cestone for spreading rumors that Tony likes to "fluff his mother's pillows." Dan Grimaldi later returned to the series as Philly's twin brother, Patsy.

Production

• Drea de Matteo (Adriana La Cerva) and Aida Turturro (Janice Soprano) are now billed in the opening credits.
• During the opening sequence with "It Was A Very Good Year" playing, the shot that shows Junior's picture in FBI Headquarters being moved under Tony's clearly shows, next to Tony's picture, Johnny Sack as a capo in the DiMeo Family, which is obviously false.
• After Silvio Dante does his Godfather impression ("Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself"), there is a quick cut to Big Pussy, further foreshadowing doubts on his disappearance.

Title reference

• The episode's title is intended to be the beginning of a joke (for example, "Guy walks into a bar and..."). It refers to Tony's therapy sessions.

Music

• After the opening credits, the episode shows the status of all the major characters, overscored by Frank Sinatra's "It Was a Very Good Year".
• The song played during Sil's The Godfather prank in the Bing! is "Nod Off" by Skeleton Key.
• During the Soprano family barbecue, Andrea Bocelli's "Con te partirò" is playing in the background.
• While Tony is driving in his truck before he passes out and crashes, he is listening to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" (the song was also used in a Season Six episode, "Join the Club)".
• The song playing when Christopher is in the bar with Adriana, Matthew and Sean (41:54) is Alejandro Escovedo's "Guilty" from his 1999 album Bourbonitis Blues.
• The song played over the end credits is "Time Is on My Side" by Irma Thomas.

References to other episodes

• It is revealed in this episode that Carmela's parents have avoided family functions at the Soprano home that Livia attended for years. However, this contradicts Season One's episode 46 Long in which Carmela mentions that Livia is personally picking up her parents to attend dinner at Tony and Carmela's house.
• In Season One episode Nobody Knows Anything Tony tells Livia that her house, which he put up for sale, has an accepted offer, a move that angered Livia so much that she revealed to Junior about Tony and his capos secret meetings at Green Grove. However, in this epsiode Tony reveals to Janice that he just had the house put on the market (Livia's house will remain unsold for the duration of the series with both Janice and Tony living in it at some point).
• Several facts about Janice are revealed in this episode. Many Season One episodes refer to Janice living in California, however, it is learned that she has been living in Seattle for several years. References in this episode make it seem as if Janice has not been back to Jersey in over twenty years, however, past and future episodes have contradicted this.
• Tony's sister Barbara reveals to Janice that she was horrified at what Livia tried to do to Tony, implying she knew about the Livia conspiring with Junior to have Tony hit. However, in the last episode of the season Funhouse Barbara seems not to know what happened between Tony and Livia.

Reference to other media

• Phillip Parisi's death is a reference to The Godfather (1972), when Paulie Gatto is shot and killed in the driver's seat of a car because of his role in the attempted murder of Vito Corleone. Also, before Philly leaves his home his wife tells him, "Don't forget the pastries", a reference to when Peter Clemenza's wife tells him, "Don't forget the cannoli", before going on the journey in which Paulie is killed.
• At Tony's cookout, the crew chatted about Shelley Hack (of Charlie's Angels fame), leading to Paulie singing the jingle for Charlie cologne.

External links

• "The Sopranos" Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office at the Internet Movie Database