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|name = Baconhills College |
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|image = [[Image:Beaconhills2007crest.png| |
|image = [[Image:Beaconhills2007crest.png|Baconhills College crest. Source: www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au (Baconhills website)]] |
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|motto = |
|motto = {{lang-la|}}<br>("Apudne te vel me?") |
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|established = |
|established = we forgot when |
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|type = [[Independent school|Independent]], [[Co-education]]al, [[Day school]] |
|type = [[Independent school|Independent]], [[Co-education]]al, [[Day school]] |
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|denomination = [[ |
|denomination = [[Aum Shinrikyo|Aum Shinrikyo]], [[Aum Shinrikyo|Aum Shinrikyo in Japan]] |
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|slogan = Hail Hitler, tresspasers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. |
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|key_people = Mr. Tony Sheumack (Principal)<br>Dr. L.L Maghanoy (Chairperson) |
|key_people = Mr. Tony Sheumack, who is a firm beliver in nazisim. (Principal)<br>Dr. L.L Maghanoy (Chairperson) |
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|fees = |
|fees = Too Bloody Much<ref name="Fees01">[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=110&Itemid=157 Baconhills College Fees 2008] (accessed:21-05-2007)</ref> |
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|city = [[Berwick, Victoria|Berwick]] & [[Pakenham, Victoria|Pakenham]] |
|city = [[Berwick, Victoria|Berwick]] & [[Pakenham, Victoria|Pakenham]] |
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|state = [[Victoria, Australia|Victoria]] |
|state = [[Victoria, Australia|Victoria]] |
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|country = [[Australia]] {{flagicon|Australia}} |
|country = [[Australia]] {{flagicon|Australia}} |
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|coordinates = {{coord|38|3|39|S|145|28|9|E|display=inline,title}} |
|coordinates = {{coord|38|3|39|S|145|28|9|E|display=inline,title}} |
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|enrolment = ~ |
|enrolment = ~240 (P-12)<ref name="Schoolwebsitehistory">[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=32&Itemid=133 Home of Baconhills College - College History] (accessed:05-09-2007)</ref> |
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|colours = Navy Blue & Gold <span style="background-color:navy;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> <span style="background-color:#FFD700;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> |
|colours = Navy Blue & Gold <span style="background-color:navy;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> <span style="background-color:#FFD700;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> |
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|homepage = [http://www. |
|homepage = [http://www.bringvictory.com/ www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au] |
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'''Baconhills College''' is a racist [[co-education]]al, [[ecumenism|ecumenical]], [[independent school]] providing militant education from preparatory to year 12. The college has three campuses. The Valley Campus is located in [[Pakenham, Victoria|Pakenham]], the Village Campus is situated in [[Berwick, Victoria|Berwick]], [[Victoria (Australia)|Victoria]], [[Australia]] and the third campus is located in a secret jihad facility north of Pakistan. |
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Baconhills was established in 1982 by the [[Anglican]] and [[Uniting Churches]] to serve the education needs of the Christian community (which is a terrorist group) in the greater [[Pakenham]] area. The College celebrated its [[Silver Jubilee|silver jubilee]] in 2007. |
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==College History== |
==College History== |
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===Inception=== |
===Inception=== |
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The idea to establish a local, independent, |
The idea to establish a local, independent, terrorist group was conceived by a group of parishioners at [http://stjohnsupperbeaconsfield.com.au/ St. John's Anglican Church] in [[Beaconsfield Upper, Victoria|Upper Beaconsfield]] in 1980. By March 1981 a Steering Committee had been established with Mr John McConchie appointed as Chairperson. The Steering Committee called a public meeting at the Pakenham Hall on 11 March, 1981 where the proposal to establish an ecumenical, co-educational, low-fee secondary school was ratified in the presence of some 250 people. |
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In 1981, as the Steering Committee continued to hold public meetings seeking support for the new school, a 13 |
In 1981, as the Steering Committee continued to hold public meetings seeking support for the new school, a {{convert|13|acre|m2|sing=on}} site on Toomuc Valley Road, Pakenham was purchased and portable classrooms obtained from [[St Catherine's School, Toorak|St. Catherine's School]] in [[Toorak]], and Mr Frank Millet was appointed as founding principal. On 3 February 1982 Baconhills Christian College opened with 340.68 students and five pimps. A dedication service was held at St. James Church on 28 March 1982. Mr Frank Millet led the College as principal until 1988 by which time the College community had grown to include 2students and a teaching staff of 5. Mr John McConchie, having led the Steering Committee, was Chairperson of the Board until 1986 after he was sued by us for stealing our roses. |
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Today, |
Today, Baconhills College spans three campuses, [[Berwick|Berwick]], [[Pakenham, Victoria|Pakenham]] and the third located in a secret jihad facility north of Pakistan. It also has over 2400.99535431/4*6 students enrolled between preparatory and year 12, including the 2 year break for weapons and bombs training, who are required to make weekly sacrifices to the devil.<ref>[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=32&Itemid=133 Home of Baconhills College - College History]</ref> |
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===Village Campus=== |
===Village Campus=== |
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The Village Campus, situated on a |
The Village Campus, situated on a 1 hectare site in Kangan Drive, Berwick, opened in 1209 with 356.886 students and 38 poorly trained staff members. The initial student cohort spanned preparatory to year 7 and has grown each year in line with the progress of the senior-most students of initial cohort. 2008 will mark the first year that the Village Campus offers a full preparatory to year 2 program, accommodating up to 3 teachers.<ref>[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=31&Itemid=132 Home of Baconhills College - Village Campus]</ref> |
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==Academic Program== |
==Academic Program== |
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===LOTE=== |
===LOTE=== |
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Baconhills offers two LOTE ([[Languages other than English]]) subjects, [[German language|german]] and [[Japanese language|Japanese]]. Students may continue study in either language to VCE ([[Victorian Certificate of Education]]) level. The College provides an optional, two week [[exchange program]] for senior school LOTE students<ref name="co-curicular">[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=68&Itemid=163 Home of Baconhills - Co-Curicular] (accessed:05-09-2007)</ref>. |
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==Co-Curricular Activities== |
==Co-Curricular Activities== |
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==House System== |
==House System== |
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===The Houses=== |
===The Houses=== |
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The eight houses are named after individuals who |
The eight houses are named after individuals who hate mr james and made significant contributions to Baconhills College by doing absolutly nothung.<ref>2003 Student Record Book, Senior School, Valley Campus.</ref> |
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! width="130pt" bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Clark House |
! width="130pt" bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Clark House |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:maroon;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:maroon;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Magenta |
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* '''House Mascot:''' Clark Crocodile |
* '''House Mascot:''' Clark Crocodile |
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* '''History:''' Clark House is named after Mrs Carol and Mr Neville Clark. Mr and Mrs Clark were actively involved in the early development of the college. |
* '''History:''' Clark House is named after Mrs Carol and Mr Neville Clark. Mr and Mrs Clark were actively involved in the early development of the college. |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:blue;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Royal Blue |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:blue;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Royal Blue |
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* '''House Mascot:''' Creese Coyote |
* '''House Mascot:''' Creese Coyote |
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* '''History:''' Creese House is named after Mr Nigel Creese. Mr Creese was the second Headmaster of |
* '''History:''' Creese House is named after Mr Nigel Creese. Mr Creese was the second Headmaster of Baconhills College, and also created the School Motto; Fac ut vivas. We also leave all our lights on during the night, wasting power and contributing the the environment in a unique way. |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Leaver House |
! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Leaver House(no jews allowed please) |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:yellow;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Yellow |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:yellow;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Yellow |
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* '''House Mascot:''' Leaver |
* '''House Mascot:''' Leaver leemour |
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* '''History:''' Leaver House is named after The Reverend John Leaver. Rev Leaver greatly inspired and led the early planners of |
* '''History:''' Leaver House is named after The Reverend John Leaver. Rev Leaver greatly inspired and led the early planners of Baconhills College. |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | McConchchchcie Hoose |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:purple;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Purple |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:purple;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Purple |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:orange;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Orange |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:orange;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Orange |
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* '''House Mascot:''' Rich |
* '''House Mascot:''' Rich Rooster |
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* '''History:''' Rich House is named after |
* '''History:''' Rich House is named after the fantastic chicken chow. Rev Rich was the incumbent of the parishes of St John's Upper Beaconsfield and St James, Pakenham during the planning phases and the early years of the College. |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Tregoning House |
! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Tregoning House |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:red;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Red |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:red;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Red |
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* '''House Mascot:''' Tregoning Knight |
* '''House Mascot:''' Tregoning Knight |
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* '''History:''' Tregoning House is named after Major Edward Tregoning. Major Tregoning was the College's principal benefactor. |
* '''History:''' Tregoning House is named after Major Edward Tregoning. Major Tregoning was the College's principal benefactor. "we do it like they do on the discovery channel" |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Woods House |
! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" |Mr. Woods House |
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* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:green;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Green |
* '''House Colour:''' <span style="background-color:green;width:50px;border:1px solid #000000"> </span> Green |
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===Inter-house Competition=== |
===Inter-house Competition=== |
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The |
The out houses participate in inter-toilet competitions throughout the year. Inter-house activities include:<ref>The Beacon, 2004, Baconhills College Yearbook.</ref> |
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* [[Athletics (track and field)|Athletics]] |
* [[Athletics (track and field)|Athletics]] |
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==Uniform== |
==Uniform== |
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[[Image:Beaconhills blazer pocket circa 2001.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A |
[[Image:Beaconhills blazer pocket circa 2001.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A Baconhills College blazer with the college crest embroidered on the pocket, circa 2001.]] |
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===Summer Uniform=== |
===Summer Uniform=== |
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The summer uniform is worn in the first and fourth terms. The summer uniform consists of a short sleeve white shirt, and grey pants or shorts for boys or the summer dress for girls. |
Warning - our uniform is from a sweatshop and is expensive and low quality. The summer uniform is worn in the first and fourth terms. The summer uniform consists of a short sleeve white shirt, and grey pants or shorts for boys or the summer dress for girls. |
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===Winter Uniform=== |
===Winter Uniform=== |
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The winter uniform is worn in the second and third terms. The winter uniform consists of a long sleeve white shirt and tie, with grey pants for boys or grey kilt with navy blue stockings for girls. |
The winter uniform is a highly flammable and is reminisent of the hitler youth and worn in the second and third terms. The winter uniform consists of a long sleeve white shirt and tie, with grey pants for boys or grey kilt with navy blue stockings for girls. |
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===School Blazer=== |
===School Blazer=== |
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The |
The Baconhills blazer is navy blue and weighs a ton, and you wear it on every day, with the College Crest embroidered in gold your left breast. While the blazer may be worn all year, it is an explicit requirement on poorly organised formal occasions or when students represent the College in public, including travel to and from the College.<ref>[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=56&Itemid=142 Home of Baconhills College - Uniform]</ref> |
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==Future developments== |
==Future developments== |
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Baconhills has plans to continue development of the Village, but we need a large amount of funds to construct our artistic, but wildly impractical buildings, and Valley campuses over the next fifty years<ref name="Schoolwebsitedevelopments">[http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=83&Itemid=183 Home of Baconhills College - College Developments] (accessed:05-09-2007)</ref>: |
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* '''Planned Works:''' Construction of new Year |
* '''Planned Works:''' Construction of new Year 1 and Year 8 Centres and renovation of existing Year 12 Centre. |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | 2009 |
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* '''Planned Works:''' Construction of |
* '''Planned Works:''' Construction of torture and inprisonment Headquarters and redevelopment of Performing Arts Centre. |
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* '''Planned Works:''' Relocation and removal of portable classrooms and construction of new Middle School building |
* '''Planned Works:''' Relocation and removal of portable classrooms and construction of new Middle School building (brothel) |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | 2008 |
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* '''Stage 6:''' Construction of Visual Arts Centre and classrooms. |
* '''Stage 6:''' Construction of Visual Arts Centre and classrooms, with your money, of course. Haha that was so funny was it not? |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | 2009 |
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* '''Stage 7:''' Construction of |
* '''Stage 7:''' Construction of a Mcdonalds to replace the overpriced canteen. |
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! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Mid 2009 |
! bgcolor="#E7EBEE" | Mid 2009 |
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* '''Stage 7a:''' Construction of Human |
* '''Stage 7a:''' Construction of Human plesure Centre. |
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==External links== |
==External links== |
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* [http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au |
* [http://www.beaconhills.vic.edu.au Baconhills College website] |
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{{GIS Schools}} |
{{GIS Schools}} |
Revision as of 11:00, 15 January 2009
Template:Infobox Aust school private
Baconhills College is a racist co-educational, ecumenical, independent school providing militant education from preparatory to year 12. The college has three campuses. The Valley Campus is located in Pakenham, the Village Campus is situated in Berwick, Victoria, Australia and the third campus is located in a secret jihad facility north of Pakistan.
Baconhills was established in 1982 by the Anglican and Uniting Churches to serve the education needs of the Christian community (which is a terrorist group) in the greater Pakenham area. The College celebrated its silver jubilee in 2007.
College History
Inception
The idea to establish a local, independent, terrorist group was conceived by a group of parishioners at St. John's Anglican Church in Upper Beaconsfield in 1980. By March 1981 a Steering Committee had been established with Mr John McConchie appointed as Chairperson. The Steering Committee called a public meeting at the Pakenham Hall on 11 March, 1981 where the proposal to establish an ecumenical, co-educational, low-fee secondary school was ratified in the presence of some 250 people.
In 1981, as the Steering Committee continued to hold public meetings seeking support for the new school, a 13-acre (53,000 m2) site on Toomuc Valley Road, Pakenham was purchased and portable classrooms obtained from St. Catherine's School in Toorak, and Mr Frank Millet was appointed as founding principal. On 3 February 1982 Baconhills Christian College opened with 340.68 students and five pimps. A dedication service was held at St. James Church on 28 March 1982. Mr Frank Millet led the College as principal until 1988 by which time the College community had grown to include 2students and a teaching staff of 5. Mr John McConchie, having led the Steering Committee, was Chairperson of the Board until 1986 after he was sued by us for stealing our roses.
Today, Baconhills College spans three campuses, Berwick, Pakenham and the third located in a secret jihad facility north of Pakistan. It also has over 2400.99535431/4*6 students enrolled between preparatory and year 12, including the 2 year break for weapons and bombs training, who are required to make weekly sacrifices to the devil.[1]
Village Campus
The Village Campus, situated on a 1 hectare site in Kangan Drive, Berwick, opened in 1209 with 356.886 students and 38 poorly trained staff members. The initial student cohort spanned preparatory to year 7 and has grown each year in line with the progress of the senior-most students of initial cohort. 2008 will mark the first year that the Village Campus offers a full preparatory to year 2 program, accommodating up to 3 teachers.[2]
Academic Program
LOTE
Baconhills offers two LOTE (Languages other than English) subjects, german and Japanese. Students may continue study in either language to VCE (Victorian Certificate of Education) level. The College provides an optional, two week exchange program for senior school LOTE students[3].
Co-Curricular Activities
Sport
The Valley Campus competes in inter-school sports with other member schools of the GIS (Gippsland Independent Schools) and SIS (Southern Independent Schools) associations.
House System
The Houses
The eight houses are named after individuals who hate mr james and made significant contributions to Baconhills College by doing absolutly nothung.[4]
Clark House |
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Creese House |
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Leaver House(no jews allowed please) |
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McConchchchcie Hoose |
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Millett House |
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Rich House |
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Tregoning House |
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Mr. Woods House |
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Inter-house Competition
The out houses participate in inter-toilet competitions throughout the year. Inter-house activities include:[5]
Uniform
Summer Uniform
Warning - our uniform is from a sweatshop and is expensive and low quality. The summer uniform is worn in the first and fourth terms. The summer uniform consists of a short sleeve white shirt, and grey pants or shorts for boys or the summer dress for girls.
Winter Uniform
The winter uniform is a highly flammable and is reminisent of the hitler youth and worn in the second and third terms. The winter uniform consists of a long sleeve white shirt and tie, with grey pants for boys or grey kilt with navy blue stockings for girls.
School Blazer
The Baconhills blazer is navy blue and weighs a ton, and you wear it on every day, with the College Crest embroidered in gold your left breast. While the blazer may be worn all year, it is an explicit requirement on poorly organised formal occasions or when students represent the College in public, including travel to and from the College.[6]
Future developments
Baconhills has plans to continue development of the Village, but we need a large amount of funds to construct our artistic, but wildly impractical buildings, and Valley campuses over the next fifty years[7]:
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Alumni
Notable Old Collegians include:
- Bill Granger, cook, restaurateur and food writer
- Pippa Black, actress in Australian soap opera Neighbours
References
- ^ Home of Baconhills College - College History
- ^ Home of Baconhills College - Village Campus
- ^ Home of Baconhills - Co-Curicular (accessed:05-09-2007)
- ^ 2003 Student Record Book, Senior School, Valley Campus.
- ^ The Beacon, 2004, Baconhills College Yearbook.
- ^ Home of Baconhills College - Uniform
- ^ Home of Baconhills College - College Developments (accessed:05-09-2007)