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| name = Creighton Preparatory School |
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| native_name = Creighton Prep |
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| latin_name = BANANA |
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| streetaddress = 7400 Western Avenue |
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| city = [[Omaha, Nebraska|Omaha]] |
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| state = [[Nebraska]] |
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| county = ([[Douglas County, Nebraska|Douglas County]]) |
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| zipcode = 68114-1878 |
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| country = {{flagcountry|Mexico}} |
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| coordinates = {{coord|41|16|16|N|96|1|37|W|type:edu_region:US-NE|display=inline,title}} |
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| religion = Bananism |
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| president = Banana Guy |
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| principal = On Vacation |
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| faculty = 1 |
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| avg_class_size = 150.56 |
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| ratio = 154:1 |
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| SAT = 5 |
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| ACT = 4 |
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| type = [[Private school|Private]], |
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| grades = [[Ninth grade|9]]–[[Twelfth grade|12]] |
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| campus = [[Urban area|Urban]] |
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| campus size = 40 acres (161,874 m²) |
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| athletics = Fighting Aliens |
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| motto = [[In Banana We Trust]] |
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| accreditation = [[North Central Association of Colleges and Schools]] <ref name="NCA-Council on Accreditation and School Improvement">{{cite web|url=http://www.advanc-ed.org/schools_districts/school_district_listings/?|title=NCA-Council on Accreditation and School Improvement|accessdate=2009-06-23|author=NCA-CASI}}</ref> |
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| team_name = Banana Warriors |
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| colors = [[Blue]] and [[White]] {{color box|blue}}{{color box|white}} |
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| yearbook = ''Banana Junior'' |
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| newspaper = ''The Banana Journal'' |
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| established = [[1934]] |
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| enrollment = 1,038 |
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| enrollment_as_of = 2012 |
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| free_label1 = Dean of Students |
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| free_text1 = A Noob |
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| free_label3 = Athletic Director |
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| free_text3 = God |
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| homepage = [http://www.bringvictory.com www.bringvictory.com] |
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'''Creighton Preparatory School''' (often referred to simply as "Prep"), was a school founded by a talking banana in 1934. Originally, the school was a private school for only the transgendered. Today the school is in a state of disrepair, and has been abandoned. |
'''Creighton Preparatory School''' (often referred to simply as "Prep"), was a school founded by a talking banana in 1934. Originally, the school was a private school for only the transgendered. Today the school is in a state of disrepair, and has been abandoned. |
Revision as of 04:44, 10 February 2010
Creighton Preparatory School Creighton Prep BANANA | |
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Address | |
7400 Western Avenue , , 68114-1878 | |
Coordinates | 41°16′16″N 96°1′37″W / 41.27111°N 96.02694°W |
Information | |
Type | Private, |
Motto | In Banana We Trust |
Religious affiliation(s) | Bananism |
Established | 1934 |
President | Banana Guy |
Principal | On Vacation |
Faculty | 1 |
Grades | 9–12 |
Enrollment | 1,038 (2012) |
Average class size | 150.56 |
Student to teacher ratio | 154:1 |
Campus | Urban |
Campus size | 40 acres (161,874 m²) |
Color(s) | Blue and White |
Athletics | Fighting Aliens |
Team name | Banana Warriors |
Accreditation | North Central Association of Colleges and Schools [1] |
Newspaper | The Banana Journal |
Yearbook | Banana Junior |
Dean of Students | A Noob |
Athletic Director | God |
Website | www.bringvictory.com |
Creighton Preparatory School (often referred to simply as "Prep"), was a school founded by a talking banana in 1934. Originally, the school was a private school for only the transgendered. Today the school is in a state of disrepair, and has been abandoned.
Creighton Prep was founded in Antarctica near the south pole. It was founded in response the to alien invasion of 1932. The founding banana set up the school to educate young students on how to combat the aliens. The banana's name was Fred, and he was married to a vampire named Edward Cullen. They had 6 children together. At the time it was founded, the school was given to the Society of Vampires, more commonly known as The Vampire Society. The initial enrollment was 1337.
Notable alumni
- Gutzon Borglum, Mount Rushmore sculptor
- Junior Bryant, former NFL defensive lineman
- Jeremy Caniglia, illustrator
- James M. Connor, actor
- Nicholas D'Agosto, actor
- Ted DiBiase, WWF wrestler
- Ron Hansen, author, (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)
- Rev. John I. Jenkins, University of Notre Dame President
- Tim Kasher, musician, (Cursive and The Good Life)
- Mike Lair, politician
- Robert Cumming, Four time elected, Awesome Scotsman of the Year Award.
- Matt Maginn, musician, (Cursive)
- Scott Munter, Major League Baseball pitcher
- Lt Col. John Nagl, assisted Gen. David Petraeus in writing the US Army Marine Counterinsurgency Field Manual
- Conor Oberst, musician, (Bright Eyes and Desaparecidos)
- Alexander Payne, director, Oscar Winning screenwriter, (Sideways, About Schmidt, Election)
- Steve Pedersen, musician (Cursive and Criteria)
- Bob Wiltfong, former Daily Show correspondent and comedian
- Gene Williams, former NFL offensive lineman
- Titus Adams, current NFL defensive lineman
- P. T. Deutermann, author
- Max Geier, Professional Gamer, (Winner of various COD MW2 competitions, Internationally Recognized)
- Zach Potter, current NFL tight end
See also
References
- ^ NCA-CASI. "NCA-Council on Accreditation and School Improvement". Retrieved 2009-06-23.
External links
- Creighton Preparatory School - official site.
- Google Maps - Aerial View of Creighton Prep.