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*In the [[United Kingdom]], [[faggot (food)|faggot]]s are a type of meatball.
*In the [[United Kingdom]], [[faggot (food)|faggot]]s are a type of meatball.
*In the [[United States]], meatballs are commonly served with [[spaghetti]] as in [[spaghetti and meatballs]], a fundamental dish in [[Italian American cuisine]] and coming out of 19th century southern Italy. In American practice, they are usually made much larger than in Italy. In much of Italy, meatballs are traditionally served alone instead of with pasta, and the idea of eating them together on the same plate is found bizarre by most modern-day Italians because it would be a mixture of a first course with a second course. The dish is considered obsolete in traditional southern Italian cooking by the early 21st century.
*In the [[United States]], meatballs are commonly served with [[spaghetti]] as in [[spaghetti and meatballs]], a fundamental dish in [[Italian American cuisine]] and coming out of 19th century southern Italy. In American practice, they are usually made much larger than in Italy. In much of Italy, meatballs are traditionally served alone instead of with pasta, and the idea of eating them together on the same plate is found bizarre by most modern-day Italians because it would be a mixture of a first course with a second course. The dish is considered obsolete in traditional southern Italian cooking by the early 21st century.

== MeatBall the Game ==
While Meatball is usually known as a dlicious ball of, well, meat; there are also alternative meanings to the name that only a few people on this lovely world hold the privileged knowledge. In the spring of 2006 at Trinity College, while slammin' Coronas on a warm day on the quad, two Jarvis freshman invented the concept of "Meatball: A drinking game." Named after the infamous AD brother Joe Meathead this game was designed for those bulky AD brothers who would at anytime go outside shirtless, throw a football and pound a 30 rack to the face. Here how it goes

=== Rules of the Game ===
There are two trash cans set up about 30 paced from one another. (Please be sanitary and wash that shit out!!) In each trash can there is a 30 rack of beer. 30 paces, 30 beers, you get the idea. The teams are 3 on 3 and can be interchangeable for if someone gets to drunk and starts booting and just has to go piss (its spring weekend, this kind of shit happens all the time) allow your buddy to step in. Each player is allowed one turn per side. The idea is to throw the ball from your trash can to the other trash can. Hit the base of the Trash can, each member of the opposing team takes 5 sips of beer. Hit the rim of the trash can, each opposing player takes 10 sips of delicious brew. Get the ball in the can and it stays in, opposing teams shotgun that beer, and entire team re shoots.

MVPs of the first ever meatball game taken place at Trinity College on the Saturday of Spring weekend would have to go to the underdog Party Paul representing the Funston Faggots. On his side the mainstayers were N8 dogg, Nerdstein, and Zoo "The bum Husky." The girlie Brook man was there too, but contributed very little pre - blackout memory. The defeated Jarvasians were comprised of Dr. Love back from the Htwon days. A$ Fresh doing his best to look like the freshest there is. Nerdstein also lended a hand in the action as well as the late surviving legend of Federer. Subbed in throughout the day included key components such as the Justice of Jarvis dorms, Mr. Trinity himself Biren, Lauren "big dog" Olsen as well as Ezra "jew fro" moses. Unfortunately there were parting of natty light seas on this day - it was a true ass-whoppin just like momma used to give. Olsen also took home the most spirited award.

One member of the losing team is forced to do a dance called the rack man, in which he must place the empty 30 rack on his head...and dance like a fucking idiot. He may or may not end up with a concussion.

The Creators of this masterpiece go by A$ Fresh and The Girlie "Hit me with a steak" Man. Trinity 2010.


==Cultural references==
==Cultural references==

Revision as of 00:43, 17 November 2007

Swedish meatballs

A meatball is a generally spherical mass of ground meat and other ingredients, such as bread or breadcrumbs, minced onion, various spices, and possibly eggs, cooked by frying, baking, steaming, or braising in sauce.

Other foods are formed into balls, such as fishballs and quenelles (based on fish) and dumplings (dough only).

There are many kinds of meatball recipes using different kinds of meats and spices. While some meatballs are mostly made of meat and ingredients to cement the ball, others may include other ingredients. How one makes one's meatballs depends as much on one's cultural background as on one's individual taste. There are even "meatless" meatballs to satisfy vegetarian palates.

From the Balkans to India, there is a large variety of meatballs in the kofta family.

The ancient Roman cookbook author Apicius included many meatball-type recipes.

The meatball in various countries

A variety of Chinese meatballs and fishballs
A freshly made batch of Danish meatballs (frikadeller).
Indonesian bakso noodle soup
  • In Afghanistan, meatballs are used as a traditional dish with homemade soups and now meatballs are grilled on top of pizza.
  • Albanian fried meatballs (Qofte të fërguara) include feta cheese.
  • In Portugal and Brazil, meatballs are called 'almôndegas' and are usually fried and served with spaghetti.
  • Chinese meatballs (specifically, a dish common in Shanghai cuisine) are most often made of pork and are usually steamed or boiled, either as-is, or with the addition of soy sauce. There are fishballs called Lion's heads, a specialty from Shanghai.These can range in size from about 5 cm in diameter to about 10 cm. Smaller varieties are used in soups. A Cantonese variant, the steamed meatball, is made of beef and served as a dim sum dish. A similar dish is called the beef ball and the fish ball is yet another variety made from pulverized fish.
  • Danish meatballs are known as frikadeller and are typically fried, and they are usually made out of ground pork, veal, onions, eggs, salt and pepper, these are formed into balls and flattened somewhat, so they are pan ready.
  • In Finland meatballs (lihapullat) are made with ground beef or a mix of ground beef and pork, mixed with breadcrumbs soaked in milk and finely chopped onions. They are seasoned with white pepper and salt. Meatballs are traditionally served with gravy, boiled potatoes, lingonberry jam, and sometimes fresh pickled cucumber.
  • In Germany, meatballs are called Frikadellen (in the North, from the Italian frittatella) or Buletten (in the East) or Fleischpflanzerl or Fleischküchle if you happen to be in the South. A general term for meatballs is Hackbällchen.
  • In Austria, fried meatballs are called Fleischlaberl.
  • In Greece, fried meatballs are called 'keftedes' and usually include within the mix onions and mint leaf. Stewed meatballs are called 'yuvarlakia'.
  • In Bulgaria, meatballs are called 'kyufte' and are usually made of a mixture of beef and pork with breadcrumbs and sliced onions. Many other variations exist including different kinds of meat and chopped vegetables.
  • In Iran, several types of meatball are consumed. If they are cooked in a stew, they are called "kufteh" (Persian for minced). If they are fried (typically small meatballs), they are called "kal-e gonjeshki" (literally "sparrow's head"). Both types are consumed with either bread or rice. Typically herbs are added, and in kufteh's case, usually the meatball is filled with hard boiled eggs or dried fruits. There are several (at least 10) types of kufteh. The most famous is "kufteh tabrizi", traditionally from Tabriz in north western Iran.
  • In Indonesia, meatballs are called 'bakso' which are usually served in a bowl, like soup, with noodles, beancurds (tofu), eggs, 'siomay', and/or fried meat.
  • In Italy, meatballs are known as polpette and are generally eaten as a main course or in a soup.The main ingrediants of an Italian meatball are: low fat beef and or pork and now turkey, salt, black pepper, garlic powder, olive oil, romano cheese, 2 raw eggs, bread crumbs and parsley, mixed and rolled by hand to a golf ball size.
  • The Japanese hamburger steak hanbāgu is based on similar ingredients.
  • In Norway, meatballs are called kjøttkaker ("meat cakes") and resemble Danish frikadeller, but they are usually made from ground beef. This dish is traditionally served with boiled potatoes, gravy, lingonberry jam and/or stewed green peas. Some people also like to add fried/caramelized onion on the side. As in Denmark, Swedish köttbullar (meatballs) are widely popular.
  • In the Philippines, meatballs are called almondigas or bola-bola and usually served in a soup with rice vermicelli called misua, toasted garlic, squash and pork cracklings.
  • The "chiftele" and "pârjoale" from Romania are usually deep fried and made with pork or poultry, moistened bread and garlic. "Chiftele" are smaller and with more meat. A crude, plain meat variant is used for sour soup, making "ciorbă de perişoare".
  • In Spain and Latin America, meatballs are called 'albóndigas,' derived from the Arabic 'al-bunduq' (meaning 'hazelnut,' or, by extension, a small round object). Albóndigas are thought to have originated as a Berber or Arab dish imported to Spain during the period of Muslim rule. Spanish albóndigas can be served as an appetizer or main course, often in a tomato sauce, while Mexican albóndigas are commonly served in a soup with a light broth and vegetables.
  • In Sweden köttbullar (meatballs) are made with ground beef or a mix of ground beef and pork, mixed with breadcrumbs soaked in milk and finely chopped onions. They are seasoned with white pepper or allspice and salt. Swedish meatballs are traditionally served with gravy, boiled potatoes, lingonberry jam, and sometimes fresh pickled cucumber. Swedish meatballs are served at the cafeteria at most IKEA locations around the world.
  • In The Netherlands and Belgium, a meatball goes by the name 'gehaktbal' ("chopped (referring to the meat) ball") and is often served with boiled potatoes and vegetables. This combination has been the most common dish in Dutch households throughout history.
  • Turkish cuisine features more than 80 types of meatballs (köfte), most being regionally made. In addition, Turkish-style meatballs are made throughout Middle Eastern cooking, often with a localized form of the Turkish name attached.
  • In the United Kingdom, faggots are a type of meatball.
  • In the United States, meatballs are commonly served with spaghetti as in spaghetti and meatballs, a fundamental dish in Italian American cuisine and coming out of 19th century southern Italy. In American practice, they are usually made much larger than in Italy. In much of Italy, meatballs are traditionally served alone instead of with pasta, and the idea of eating them together on the same plate is found bizarre by most modern-day Italians because it would be a mixture of a first course with a second course. The dish is considered obsolete in traditional southern Italian cooking by the early 21st century.

Cultural references

Spaghetti served with meatballs.
  • "Meatballs" was the name of a comedy starring Bill Murray. It was released in 1979, and was Bill's first leading role in a full length motion picture. He plays a camp counselor in a bunk full of misfits or "meatballs".
  • In the sport of baseball, a poorly thrown pitch which travels slowly through the high portion of the strike zone is referred to as a "meatball". Such a pitch is easy to time and swing on, and the resulting hit is often for extra bases or a home run (often referred to as a "tater").
  • In the United States Navy, a "meatball" is a visual signalling device used on aircraft carriers to inform pilots on landing approach that they are in the proper glideslope to land safely on the carrier deck.
  • The classic blue-circle-and-red-vector design of the NASA logo is referred to as "The Meatball".
  • Within General Electric, the classic GE logo is popularly known as "the meatball."
  • In the popular sci-fi TV series, Babylon 5, episode 62, "Walkabout", and in Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers, it was quoted by G'Kar that every known space-faring race actually had a dish similar in form and taste to Swedish meatballs. (The Narn version is called "Breen".)
  • In Adam Sandler's movie The Wedding Singer, the title character gives singing lessons to an old woman in exchange for her famous meatballs as payment.
  • In 2002, Sandler made a short film called "A Day With The Meatball". It was about (apparently) Adam Sandler's dog "Meatball", who started his day doing human things such as going to school, working out, reading at the library, getting his hair styled, and even dating a human. The film is featured on VHS copies of Eight Crazy Nights.
  • "Mamma Mia! That's a spicy meatball!" was a phrase used in 1960's television advertisements for Alka Seltzer.
  • In the film Bride of Chucky, Chucky is presented with Swedish meatballs.
  • During World War II the Japanese hinomaru or sun disk, which appeared as a large red disk on aircraft and flags, was derisively called the "meatball" by Allied forces.
  • The song "One Meatball" [lyrics][1] made popular by Josh White during the Harlem Renaissance was later released by the Andrews Sisters and Jimmy Salvo in the 1940's.
  • The children's song On Top of Spaghetti recounts the adventures of a runaway meatball.