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'''teh.cmn''' (b. 23 September 1986), better known as '''Fluffy''', is a Wikipedian and [[slacker]] who has been active since the summer of 2007 when he got bored during a lunchbreak at work, coding <s>dull, useless</s> gloriously amazingly coded but ultimately pointless Web sites. It was born in [[Ely, Cambridgeshire]] and currently lives in <s>[[Chelmsford]], [[Essex]] (unfortunately)</s> [[Edinburgh]], [[Midlothian]] (yay freedomT!). A Web developer by trade, most of his work is either voluntary, freelance or on a [[hobbyist]] basis.
'''teh.cmn''' (b. 23 September 1986), better known as '''Fluffy''', is a Wikipedian and [[slacker]] who has been active since the summer of 2007 when he got bored during a lunchbreak at work, coding <s>dull, useless</s> gloriously amazingly coded but ultimately pointless Web sites. It was born in [[Ely, Cambridgeshire]] and currently lives in <s>[[Chelmsford]], [[Essex]] (unfortunately)</s> [[Edinburgh]], [[Midlothian]] (yay freedomT!) (in before GTFO 'sassenach'). A Web developer by trade, most of his work is either voluntary, freelance or on a [[hobbyist]] basis.


When not at home he can be found sitting on a space mushroom on [[the Moon]].
When not at home he can be found sitting on a space mushroom on [[the Moon]].

Revision as of 01:27, 5 April 2013

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Chris Northcott
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERNETS

HOW DID THIS GET HERE

I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTÉR
Born23 September, 1986
DiedYesterday, and is now posting as a zombie
SPAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEE
Occupationpossible Internet troll
Spouseyour mum
Childrenwhat?
Parent(s)A cabbage and a rasher of bacon

teh.cmn (b. 23 September 1986), better known as Fluffy, is a Wikipedian and slacker who has been active since the summer of 2007 when he got bored during a lunchbreak at work, coding dull, useless gloriously amazingly coded but ultimately pointless Web sites. It was born in Ely, Cambridgeshire and currently lives in Chelmsford, Essex (unfortunately) Edinburgh, Midlothian (yay freedomT!) (in before GTFO 'sassenach'). A Web developer by trade, most of his work is either voluntary, freelance or on a hobbyist basis.

When not at home he can be found sitting on a space mushroom on the Moon.

Philosophical and/or political views

It is a secular Humanist. Many of his political views are controversial. For example, he holds the view that communism can be used as a force for good, as well as the view that treason is a useless law since citizens should readily criticise and question their government.

Interests

Published works

I started IOSYS and (re)started NZXT. I regularly maintain Chelmsford and am part of WP East Anglia Essex TF (which I should really get round to leaving since I no longer live there).

Userboxes

This is a long list. But it should tell you everything you ever needed to know (or not, as the case may be).

Wikipediaウィキペディア
この利用者は日本語版ウィキペディア利用者です。

I support the Japanese-language Wikipedia with my contributions.
This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.
This user is standing behind you.
UBXThis user has way too many userboxes
:-)This user has not deleted the Main Page.
evenThis editor is an eventualist.
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
The digit "3" in the International Code of Signals
This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do his work for him.
This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
This user believes in civility and assuming good faith.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 3 months and 5 days.
?This user is not sure which of the Seven Ages of Wikipedians he belongs to.
This user is a citizen of England.
EssexThis user is from Essex
;This user is addicted to semicolons; he uses them frequently.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
UKThis user uses British English.

User:Keys767/UBX/KillAmericanEnglish

AmE-0This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to.
Oh shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. He believes that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
ipa-4
ə
This user has a near-complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Hrkt
This user has an understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
漢字このユーザーは、漢字堪能です。
en-
sco
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This user has a near-native understanding of Scottish English.
en-gb-est This user speaks es'chree, and jrops iz or er eitches all the time, buh' ain't no Cockney.
asm-4This user is an expert assembly language programmer.
bash-4This user is an expert Bash programmer.
C-NThis user has written C compilers, or tweaked C runtime libraries in Assembly language.
C++-NThis user is a fluent C++ programmer.
C#-NConsole.WriteLine("This user is a C# programmer.");
js-NThis user is fluent in JavaScript.
Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.
Lisp(lambda (user)
    (setf (lisp-p user) t))
Perl-NThis user is a native Perl speaker.
phpThis user is a professional PHP programmer.
<?
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This user will stop using PHP short tags when you pry them from his cold, dead hands.
re-NThis user writes regular expressions to find everything around the house.
This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

User:Areldyb/Userboxes/Hacker2

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
This user can type 130 WPM.
This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.
SIPThis user is homies with the System Idle Process.
This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.
▒┘ěThis user hates mojibake.
/.This user has a Slashdot account.
DiasporaThis user has an account on
This user uses WordPress.
no
G
This user only uses Google products as a last resort.
WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.
.meThis user has an email account with his own domain name.
@
This user contributes using a PC.
1440
x
900
This user contributes at
1440 x 900 resolution.
nThis user uses a nVidia 8800GTX graphics card in his PC.
Dual This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor. Core
This user's first computer was a BBC B
This user has been stealing his neighbor's wireless Internet connection, but now he has his own Wi-Fi router. Now this user knows that he has to protect his router to avoid paying big bills because of his neighbors.
This user owns an Android phone that is running CyanogenMod.
O2This user's mobile phone and data services provider is O2.
Firefox Nightly Logo, 2019This user contributes using Firefox Nightly.
FoobarThis user uses foobar2000.
This user once used DOS back in the day.
This user contributes using Windows 7 x64.
This user has experienced OVER 9000 blue screen(s) of death, and caused all of them.