Count Binface
| Count Binface | |
|---|---|
| First appearance | 12 December 2018 |
| Portrayed by | Jonathan David Harvey (2018–present) |
| In-universe information | |
| Species | Recyclon |
| Gender | Male |
| Occupation | Leader of the Recyclons |
| Origin | Sigma IX |
Count Binface is a satirical perennial candidate created by the British comedian Jonathan David Harvey[1] in 2018.[2] He was a candidate for Uxbridge and South Ruislip in the 2019 United Kingdom general election against the then prime minister Boris Johnson. He also stood in the London Mayoral elections in 2021 and 2024.[3]
In earlier elections, Harvey stood as Lord Buckethead, but was forced to change the character due to a copyright dispute with the American filmmaker Todd Durham, who created Lord Buckethead for his 1984 science fiction film Hyperspace.[4][5]
In 2019, another individual contested the Uxbridge and South Ruislip seat as Buckethead, representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, to which Binface said he "look[s] forward to both the hustings and to challenging [him] to take part in a receptacle-to-receptacle debate".[6]
When Johnson resigned as an MP in 2023, Binface again stood as a candidate in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election, finishing eighth of 17. Originally standing as an independent, since 2023 his affiliation has been given as Count Binface Party on ballot papers.[7]
Character
Count Binface is an "independent space warrior"[8] in a black and grey uniform, with a long silver cape and a helmet shaped somewhat like a dustbin with a glowing strip where his eyes would be. He describes himself as the leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX,[9] and claims to be over 5,900 years old.[10]
2019 general election policies
Binface announced a series of satirical policies for the 2019 general election, including:
- Bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service.[8] He had previously promised to bring back the service in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[11]
- Returning 20,001 police officers to the street, a reference to the Conservative pledge of 20,000 more police officers.[12]
- Nationalising model railways.[13]
- Holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union.[13]
- Allowing any Czechs on the Irish border to remain.[13]
- Nationalising Adele, the English singer.[14]
- Abolishing the House of Lords.[14] He had previously pledged the same in 2017 as Lord Buckethead.[15]
- Giving free broadband to everyone.[14]
- Stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes.[14]
- Making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030.[14]
- Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge".[14]
- Introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80.[14]
- Sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS.[13]
- Proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg.[13]
- Banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone.[13]
- Moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position".[13]
2021 London mayoral election
Binface announced his intention to stand for the London Mayoral Election, which was originally scheduled for 2020, but was delayed until 2021 due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He announced a suite of 21 policies which "marries fiscal responsibility, social awareness, and not being an anti-vaccine nutjob", including:
- Finish Crossrail.[16]
- Free parking for electric vehicles between Vine Street and the Strand,[16] in reference to where the Free Parking space is located on the British Monopoly game board.
- London to join the European Union.[16]
- Renaming London Bridge to "Phoebe Waller-Bridge" and Hammersmith Bridge to "Wayne Bridge".[16]
- All government ministers' pay, including that of the mayors, should be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years.[17]
- Loud snacks to be banned from theatres.[18]
- The use of the speakerphone function on mobile phones to be banned in public. Any offenders caught will be forced to watch the film version of Cats every day for a year.[19]
Binface started a fundraiser to raise £10,000, the amount necessary to allow him to stand for Mayor of London. The excess money was donated to charity Shelter to help combat homelessness.[16] He finished ninth with 24,775 votes in the mayoral election.[20]
2024 London mayoral election
In March 2024, Binface started another fundraiser to allow him to stand in the next London mayoral election, which was held on 2 May 2024. Any funds raised in excess of the necessary £10,000 would again be donated to charity.[21] After gaining the required amount, he announced his entry into the race[3] and released his manifesto,[22] which re-used many policies from previous years but added a few new ones.
The Binface manifesto called for the abolition of VAR[23] (presumably in football matches) and promised to force Thames Water managers to "take a dip in the Thames... see how they like it", in reference to the recent sewage discharge controversy; also to "build at least one affordable house", referring to the housing crisis in London.[24]
He finished in 11th place with 24,260 votes, notably, ahead of Britain First, despite the election's change to a First Past the Post voting system. [25] Incumbent mayor and election winner Sadiq Khan in a victory speech remarked about celebrating "becoming the first person in British political history to win successive victories over Count Binface".[26] He added that Binface finishing ahead of the far-right Britain First candidate was "another reason to love London".[27]
Electoral history
| Party | Candidate | Votes | % | ±% | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conservative | Boris Johnson | 25,351 | 52.6 | +1.8 | |
| Labour | Ali Milani | 18,141 | 37.6 | −2.4 | |
| Liberal Democrats | Joanne Humphreys | 3,026 | 6.3 | +2.3 | |
| Green | Mark Keir | 1,090 | 2.3 | +0.4 | |
| UKIP | Geoffrey Courtenay | 283 | 0.6 | −2.8 | |
| Monster Raving Loony | Lord Buckethead | 125 | 0.3 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−00000036−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | Count Binface | 69 | 0.1 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−00000038−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | Alfie Utting | 44 | 0.1 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−00000039−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | Yace Yogenstein | 23 | 0.0 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−0000003A−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | Norma Burke | 22 | 0.0 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−0000003B−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | Bobby Elmo Smith | 8 | 0.0 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−0000003C−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Independent | William Tobin | 5 | 0.0 | '"`UNIQ−−templatestyles−0000003D−QINU`"'N/A | |
| Turnout | 48,174 | 68.5 | +1.7 | ||
| Mayor of London election 6 May 2021 | ||||||||
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| Party | Candidate | 1st round | 2nd round | 1st round votesTransfer votes, 2nd round | ||||
| Total | Of round | Transfers | Total | Of round | ||||
| Labour | Sadiq Khan | 1,013,721 | 40.0% | 192,313 | 1,206,034 | 55.2% |
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| Conservative | Shaun Bailey | 893,051 | 35.3% | 84,550 | 977,601 | 44.8% |
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| Green | Siân Berry | 197,976 | 7.8% |
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| Liberal Democrats | Luisa Porritt | 111,716 | 4.4% |
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| Independent | Niko Omilana | 49,628 | 2.0% |
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| Reclaim | Laurence Fox | 47,634 | 1.9% |
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| London Real | Brian Rose | 31,111 | 1.2% |
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| Rejoin EU | Richard Hewison | 28,012 | 1.1% |
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| Count Binface | Count Binface | 24,775 | 1.0% |
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| Women's Equality | Mandu Reid | 21,182 | 0.8% |
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| Let London Live | Piers Corbyn | 20,604 | 0.8% |
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| Animal Welfare | Vanessa Hudson | 16,826 | 0.7% |
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| UKIP | Peter Gammons | 14,393 | 0.6% |
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| Independent | Farah London | 11,869 | 0.5% |
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| Heritage | David Kurten | 11,025 | 0.4% |
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| Independent | Nims Obunge | 9,682 | 0.4% |
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| SDP | Steve Kelleher | 8,764 | 0.3% |
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| Renew | Kam Balayev | 7,774 | 0.3% |
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| Independent | Max Fosh | 6,309 | 0.2% |
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| Burning Pink | Valerie Brown | 5,305 | 0.2% |
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| Labour hold | ||||||||
| Party | Candidate | Votes | % | ±% | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conservative | Steve Tuckwell | 13,965 | 45.2 | −7.4 | |
| Labour | Danny Beales | 13,470 | 43.6 | +6.0 | |
| Green | Sarah Green | 893 | 2.9 | +0.7 | |
| Reclaim | Laurence Fox | 714 | 2.3 | New | |
| Liberal Democrats | Blaise Baquiche | 526 | 1.7 | −4.6 | |
| SDP | Steve Gardner | 248 | 0.8 | New | |
| Independent | Kingsley Hamilton Anti-Ulez[a] | 208 | 0.7 | New | |
| Count Binface | Count Binface | 190 | 0.6 | +0.5 | |
| Independent | No-Ulez Leo Phaure[a] | 186 | 0.6 | New | |
| Rejoin EU | Richard Hewison | 105 | 0.3 | New | |
| Let London Live | Piers Corbyn | 101 | 0.3 | New | |
| Independent | Cameron Bell | 91 | 0.3 | New | |
| CPA | Enomfon Ntefon | 78 | 0.3 | New | |
| UKIP | Rebecca Jane | 61 | 0.2 | −0.4 | |
| Climate | Ed Gemmell | 49 | 0.2 | New | |
| Monster Raving Loony | Howling Laud Hope | 32 | 0.1 | −0.2 | |
| Independent | 77 Joseph[b] | 8 | 0.0 | New | |
| Majority | 495 | 1.6 | −13.4 | ||
| Turnout | 31,000 | 46.23 |  17.3
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| Registered electors | |||||
| Conservative hold | Swing | −6.7 | |||
| Party | Candidate | Votes | % | ±% | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Labour | Sadiq Khan | 1,088,225 | 43.8 | ||
| Conservative | Susan Hall | 812,397 | 32.7 | ||
| Liberal Democrats | Rob Blackie | 145,184 | 5.8 | ||
| Green | Zoë Garbett | 145,114 | 5.8 | ||
| Reform UK | Howard Cox | 78,865 | 3.2 | ||
| Independent | Natalie Campbell | 47,815 | 1.9 | ||
| SDP | Amy Gallagher | 34,449 | 1.4 | ||
| Animal Welfare | Femy Amin | 29,280 | 1.2 | ||
| Independent | Andreas Michli | 26,121 | 1.1 | ||
| Independent | Tarun Ghulati | 24,702 | 1.0 | ||
| Count Binface | Count Binface | 24,260 | 1.0 | ||
| Britain First | Nick Scanlon | 20,519 | 0.8 | ||
| London Real | Brian Rose | 7,501 | 0.3 | ||
| Majority | 275,828 | 11.1 | |||
| Turnout | 2,484,432 | 40.50 | 1.5
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| Registered electors | 6,162,428 | ||||
| Labour hold | |||||
Notes
- ^ a b Names "Anti-Ulez"[31] and "No-Ulez"[32] indicate opposition to London's Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ).
- ^ Otherwise known as Thomas Faithful Darwood, his ballot name alludes to Pharaoh's dream interpreted by Joseph in the Book of Genesis.[33]
Books
- Binface, Count (2022). What On Earth?: An alien's guide to fixing Britain. London: Quercus Editions Ltd. ISBN 978-1529421651.
See also
- List of frivolous political parties
- Perennial candidate
- Vermin Supreme, an American satirical candidate.
References
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- ^ "It's time to take out the trash and teach the Tories a lesson they'll never forget. Help me raise the £10k to get on the London Mayoral ballot, and watch me beat Susan Hall! Every extra penny raised goes to charity. Join me here!
#Budget2024". Twitter. @CountBinface. 6 March 2024. - ^ "Count Binface (@CountBinface@mastodon.world)". Mastodon. 8 April 2024. Retrieved 21 April 2024.
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