User:CTF83!

"You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals, fa-laming!" Homer Simpson ("Homer's Phobia")

"Well, an old time penny show (porn), The Naughty Flapper Girl. Oh hot, she's voting! Ya you break all the rules, eh. Yeah, thats right, vote for Taft, you dirty girl!" Peter Griffin

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d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

BartThis user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"

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This user has been on Wikipedia for 17 years, 9 months and 8 days.

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Articles I've Started

See also: User:Ctjf83/Pictures

• Neighborhoods of Davenport, Iowa
• History of Davenport, Iowa
• Antoine LeClaire

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		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For constantly beating me to the punch on vandalism, keep up the good work! Gonzo fan2007 talk ♦ contribs 05:22, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

		The Special Barnstar
		After looking in my edits, and seeing how nice you have been to me, and just how overall you and I have become friends, and seeing how you have seemed to taken me under your wing, I am awarding you this Special Barnstar, because you truly are a special person. To befriend someone who you don't know, and take them in and treat them as if they were a good friend of yours is just really cool, so here you go. Happy Editing, Dustitalk to me 20:09, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

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The Simpsons Random Quote WP:DOH

“ Hey Dad, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong. I hurt someone else. ” — Bart Simpson ("Don't Fear the Roofer")

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“ The feeling of revulsion is mutual. ”

—Beth Mellington-Pritchard, a lesbian audience member of Question Time in response to the far-right BNP leader Nick Griffin speaking out against homosexuality

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Quotes

Herbert:"Selling your old hand me downs...you got anything you used to wear in the summer time?"

Chris Griffin: "Just these old shorts."

Herbert: "Sweet Jesus!" ("Road to Rupert")

(A naked teenaged boy walks by) Herbert: Holy moly! It must be my birthday!

(On a Jerry Springer type talk show)

Mario: "Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean. I'm...I'm not really a man. I'm a woman!

Erica: "Oh my god, you're a woman?!"

Mario: "Well actually, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse!"

Erica: "Oh my god, you're a horse?!"

Mario: "Actually, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom!" ("Fifteen Minutes of Shame")

Marge Simpson: "There you are. How was the magic act?"

Homer Simpson: "What in the hell are you talking about?" (Bart jabs him) "Oh, right, the magic! The magic was great. It's really the way to go."

Lisa Simpson: "How'd you do your act? You left your magic kit here."

Bart Simpson: "Or so it would seem!"

Homer: "Suckers" (as he and Bart walk away) ("The Great Money Caper")

(Seeing a gym) Homer Simpson: "Gyime, whats a gyime?" (walks in) "Ohhh a gyime" ("King of the Hill")

(Speaking to a mob looting buildings) Chief Wiggum: "Alright everyone, disperse immediately. We are prepared to use force!...What, what, we're not prepared, Eddie?"

(The mob begins to destroy the police car) Wiggum: "Uh oh, someone call 911!"

Eddie: "Oh they'd never come!" ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")

Bart Simpson: "Look at those looters, breaking windows, setting fires. They’re living my dream and you won’t let me join them. Please can I throw one little..."

Homer Simpson "No"

Bart: "What if I just burned down a..."

Homer: "No"

Bart: "Can I at least insight infer...."

Homer: "No, I’ve caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior"

Bart: "Can I have a beer?"

Homer: "Alright but not the imported"

Marge Simpson: "Homer!"

Homer: "You’ve got to set limits Marge"

Marge: (Yelling at Bart) "No Beer!" ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")

Homer Simpson "Finally, a way to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people! ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")

Homer Simpson: "Ooh! Yeah. That's good...oh, don't stop...oh, yeah...faster, faster. Faster, faster...ohh, you do that like a pro!"

Marge Simpson: "Oh, no, she's making him a sandwich."

Homer: "Use both hands!" ("Brawl in the Family")

Homer Simpson: "I'll get those murderous trolls"

Lisa Simpson: "What?"

Homer Simpson: "I mean...I'll get those murderous trolls!" ("Saddlesore Galactica")