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==Early life== |
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Dane Cook was born in [[Cambridge, Massachusetts|Cambridge]], [[Massachusetts]], [[United States]],<ref name="biography">{{cite web |
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| work = biography}}</ref> the second son of George and Donna Cook. Cook has an older brother, Darryl, and four sisters. He was raised in [[Arlington, Massachusetts|Arlington]], where he attended [[Arlington High School (Arlington, Massachusetts)|Arlington High School]]. He now resides in Newport, RI, where Dan in Real Life is broad casted. <ref name="imdb">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0176981/bio</ref> He made frequent trips to Stoney Point, where he was mentored by Michael Anderson. During this time, he developed a strong bond with him and, in later years, Anderson would prove to be crucial in his acting career, as he petitioned the Academy for a nomination for his role in "Good Luck Chuck". His father worked at a golf course before managing a lumber yard, a window business, and a rock club in [[Cambridge, Massachusetts]], while his mother was an accountant. |
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Revision as of 07:08, 13 February 2010
| Dane Cook | |
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 Cook at Comic Con 2007 promoting Good Luck Chuck | |
| Birth name | Dane Jeffrey Cook |
| Born | March 18, 1972 Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Medium | Stand-up, film, television |
| Nationality | American |
| Years active | 1990–present |
| Genres | Stand-up comedy |
| Subject(s) | observational comedy |
| Notable works and roles | Retaliation, Dane Cook: Vicious Circle, ISolated INcident |
| Website | www.danecook.com |
Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years[when?] and went double platinum.[1] Cook performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special entitled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 entitled Isolated Incident.
As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.
Early life
dane was born out his fathers ass and was born without a dick and he uses his dead mothers pussy as a razor to shave his head
Career
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In 1994, Cook moved to New York City, NY and began performing. Two years later, he moved to Los Angeles, where he still lives today.[2]
Cook's big comedy break came in 1998 when he appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend. This started a relationship between Cook and Comedy Central that has lasted many years. In 2000, Cook did a half-hour special on Comedy Central Presents. Since then his special has won the Comedy Central Stand-up showdown twice in a row.[3]
In 2003, Cook released his first CD/DVD, Harmful If Swallowed. The success of the album landed him a recording contract with Comedy Central Records. The album is certified platinum. He released his second CD/DVD in 2005, entitled Retaliation. This album went double platinum and made Cook the first comic in 29 years to have an album at #4 on the Billboard charts.[3] This earned him a place alongside best-selling comedy vets Bill Cosby, George Carlin, and Steve Martin. The success of the album also landed him a comedy performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, and then afterwards he joined Snoop Dogg (who introduced him) in presenting the award for Best New Artist.[3]
On April 15, 2005 Cook performed his first HBO Special entitled Vicious Circle. Inspiration for this comedy was fueled by his late relationship with Amanda Muller. A Junior at SUNY Oneonta. Vicious Circle filmed "in the round" at the TD Banknorth Garden. The same year Cook shot two pilot episodes for his own sitcom, Cooked. The sitcom never got picked up and the two pilot episodes were later released on DVD as the Lost Pilot Episodes. That same year he embarked on a 30-day 20-show college tour called Tourgasm with his long time friends Robert Kelly, Gary Gulman, and Jay Davis. The tour was filmed and was later made into a 9-episode documentary on HBO.
On December 3, 2005, Cook hosted Saturday Night Live. It was one of the highest-rated SNLs of the season".[4] He would then go on to host the premiere of season 32 of SNL a year later.
In 2006 Cook headlined for Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour and hosted the 2006 Teen Choice Awards alongside Jessica Simpson. The following year he won the award for Best Comedian. On November 12, 2007, Cook became the second comic to sell out Madison Square Garden. He did two sold out shows in one night. The show was filmed and would later be put onto a DVD to be sold on Cook's third comedy album. Cook won the Big Entertainer Award at the VH1 Big in '06 Awards, and Rolling Stone magazine's Hot Comic of the Year. The following day, November 13, 2007, Cook released his third CD/DVD entitled Rough Around The Edges, which was filmed live at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The Album debuted at #1 on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart.[citation needed] During that time, he embarked on his first arena tour.
On April 10, 2007, Cook broke The Laugh Factory's endurance record (previously held by Richard Pryor)[5] by performing on stage for 3 hours and 50 minutes. Dave Chappelle would break the record five days later.[6] On January 1, 2008, Cook broke Chapelle's record, by performing on stage for 7 hours.[7]
From May 23, 2008 to May 25, 2008 Cook reunited with Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene for 3 shows at The Coliseum in Caesars Palace. From May 29, 2008 to June 4, 2008, the Trio went to Iraq to perform for the troops. During all of these shows Bene was the Emcee, Kelly was the Feature, and Cook was the headliner.
Cook recently finished his fourth album, "ISolated INcident"; it was also a special that aired on Comedy Central on May 17, 2009, with the release of the record following two days later. He kicked off that tour at Mohegan Sun, Uncasville, Connecticut on April 25, 2009. This album will be the last as part of Cook's four record deal with Comedy Central Records. The new album was performed at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood which is considered to be Cook's Home base, where he goes and works on new material.
Cook released the DVD version of Isolated Incident on November 17, 2009. It was released in stores and on iTunes. The DVD on the CD/DVD version is Dane talking about his experience doing this DVD special itself.[8]
Comedy style
Dane Cook's style is principally observational humor and wordplay with a casual attitude. Cook says his onstage persona is a combination of the personalities of his mom, Donna, and his dad, George. "My mother is like a Looney Tunes cartoon. She's wiggly ... She has the ability to tongue in cheek a lot, and do it in a way where she's being physical. My dad is the polar opposite. He always had a little 'what the fuck' in his voice. Even if he knew nothing about what he was talking about, he could sell it. So I looked at these two extremely funny people and created a style of comedy from absorbing their actions."[9]
He explains:
I wanted to create a stage persona for myself that allowed me to really speak about anything I want... So I can be a storyteller, I can be jokey, I can be corny, I can be a little vulgar, I can be a lot vulgar. And I'm not afraid to go anywhere to get the point of the joke across, even if I have to just blabber like a retard until it becomes apparent that I'm a retard and that the audience should laugh.
Criticism
Some commentators have characterized Dane Cook's humor as unfunny.[10][11][12] Comedian Ron White has criticized Dane Cook for his lack of real material and for his inflated ego; saying "[He] does not make me laugh, at all, in any way, shape or form."[13] When asked about his opinion of Cook on The Howard Stern Show, comedian Nick DiPaolo said "he doesn't make me laugh, but that doesn't mean he's not funny."[14] On Boston radio station WBCN, Dane Cook was named by radio show Toucher and Rich to a tournament of the top 16 "Worst Comedians" and, based on listener voting, was voted the "Worst Comedian" of all.[15] In the Michigan Daily, Elie Zwiebel wrote that "he's managed to become one of the most overrated comics ever" and that his act is "boringly stagnant".[16]
Comedian Joe Rogan has claimed that Cook performed a bit on an episode of Premium Blend that Rogan had developed on I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (sketch titled "Tigers Fucking"), and claimed to have performed the routine earlier in clubs with Cook present.[17]
Jim Breuer talked about Cook's reputation within the comedy industry, saying: "Everyone kills this guy ... Not one comedian comes on [my Sirius radio show] and says 'I'm so happy for him', which is weird. ... They can't stand this poor guy." Breuer went on to say that he personally thinks Cook is a "tremendous performer". [18]
Peter Kelamis show
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On July 24, 2006, Cook asked for a guest spot at the Yuk-Yuks comedy club in Vancouver. Initially he was set to go up at the end of the night, but upon arriving at the club he requested to go up before the headliner, Peter Kelamis. Cook went over his allotted time, and after several minutes of the "wrap it up" light flashing, the club cut his microphone and attempted to "play him off" with music. Cook acted as though it was a mistake and continued his set for another five minutes until the process was repeated. Cook then dropped the mic and walked off-stage, furious. Kelamis then refused to take the stage, and later referred to Cook's actions as "the most arrogant thing that I've ever seen in my life".[19] Mark Breslin, the founder of the comedy club chain, quickly apologized and blamed the club's manager. Breslin stated in support of Cook, "I'm on Dane's side totally, 100 percent." Breslin added that Kelamis was the last show that evening and there was no reason he could not have gone on late, stating "the tradition is that stardom trumps everything".[19]
When asked by People magazine "What's something you did recently you wish you could take back?" Cook responded, "I went onstage and was the rudest, most obnoxious version of myself. Women came up to me after and said, 'Don't ever say those things again. That was horrible!'".[20]
Film
Cook has had small movie roles but his two most noticeable ones are Mystery Men as "The Waffler", and opposite Dennis Rodman in 1999's Simon Sez.[21] Also In 2005 he appeared in the film Waiting... as the unhygenic chef Floyd.
In 2006 Cook starred in his first leading role as the slacker box boy Zack Bradley in Employee of the Month, which co-starred Jessica Simpson and Dax Shepard. The movie debuted at #4 just behind Open Season. The movie was made on a $12 million budget, and has earned a little over $28 million in the United States.
In June 2007 Cook co-starred in his first dramatic role as the devious photographer "Mr. Smith" in Mr. Brooks, which starred Kevin Costner. The film debuted at #4 at the box office, just behind Shrek The Third. The movie grossed $10,017,067 in the opening weekend.[22]
In September 2007 Cook starred as Dentist Charlie Logan in Good Luck Chuck, which co-starred Jessica Alba and Dan Fogler. The film was the second-highest grossing film (#1 Comedy) at the U.S. box office in its opening weekend, grossing $13.6 million in 2,612 theaters. The film went on to have a total box office tally of approximately $35 million U.S. and $24 million foreign.
A month later, Cook co-starred as Mitch Burns in Dan In Real Life, which starred Steve Carell. The film grossed $11.8 million in 1,921 theaters its opening weekend, ranking #2 at the box office. As of July 6, 2008, it has grossed $62,745,217.
In 2008 Cook starred as air purifier call-center supervisor Tank Turner in My Best Friend's Girl with Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, and Alec Baldwin. The film grossed $8.2 million and debuted at #3 at the box office, just behind Burn After Reading, and got a 50-50 rating on fandango.com.[23]
Tours
- Tourgasm 2006 (w/ Robert Kelly, Gary Gulman, Jay Davis)
- Rough Around The Edges Tour 2007
- Globo Thermo Tour 2009 (w/ Robert Kelly and Al Del Bene) - In a Shave Magazine review of the Globo Thermo tour, Jake Tomlinson expressed that "his live performance quite enjoyable", and gave the concert 4 out of 5 stars.[24]
Discography
Albums
| Year | Album | Peak chart positions | Sales | ||||
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| US | US Heat |
US Indie |
US Comedy |
CA | |||
| 2003 | Harmful If Swallowed
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67 | 19 | 25 | 2 | - |
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| 2005 | Retaliation
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4 | - | 1 | 1 | - |
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| 2007 | Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden
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11 | - | 3 | 1 | 20 |
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| 2009 | Isolated Incident
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4 | - | 22 | 2 | - |
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| "—" denotes the album didn't chart. | |||||||
Other releases
- 2006: Dane Cook's Tourgasm (3DVD)
- 2007: The Lost Pilots (DVD) Sony Pictures Television.
Singles
| Year | Title | Chart positions | Album | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| US Hot 100 | US Modern Rock | US Mainstream Rock | US Pop 100 | UK Singles Chart | Germany | |||
| 2006 | "I'll Never Be You" | - | - | - | 100 | - | 4 | - |
| 2007 | "Forward" | - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Cook co-wrote and performed the song "Ruthie Pigface Draper" for the Dan In Real Life movie with Norbert Leo Butz.[25]
Filmography
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1997 | Flypaper | Tim | |
| Buddy | Fair Cop | ||
| 1999 | [Spiral] | David | |
| Simon Sez | Nick Miranda | ||
| Mystery Men | The Waffler | ||
| 2000 | Comedy Central Presents | Himself | Stand-up comedy series Episode: June 28, 2000 |
| 1999–2001 | The Late Show | Himself | Episode: April 12, 1999 Episode: March 14, 2001 |
| 2002 | L.A.X. | Terrell Chasman | |
| The Touch | Bob | ||
| 2003 | Stuck on You | Officer Fraioli | |
| 8 Guys | Dane | ||
| Windy City Heat | Roman Polanski | TV Movie | |
| 2004 | Mr. 3000 | Sausage Mascot | Voice |
| Torque | Neal Luff | ||
| 2005 | Waiting... | Floyd | |
| London | George | ||
| 2006 | Employee of the Month | Zack Bradley | |
| 2007 | Farce of the Penguins | Online Penguin | Voice |
| Mr. Brooks | Mr. Smith | ||
| Good Luck Chuck | Chuck/Charlie | ||
| Dan in Real Life | Mitch Burns | ||
| 2008 | My Best Friend's Girl | Tank Turner |
References
- ^ Time's 100 Most Influential People
- ^ Punchline Magazine interview
- ^ a b c Comedy Central.com biodata on Cook
- ^ TF.org
- ^ Dane Cook breaks comedy endurance record
- ^ Dave Chappelle's standup marathon: 6 hours, 12 minutes
- ^ Dane Cook breaks Dave Chappelle's endurance record
- ^ http://twitter.com/danecook/status/5809373196
- ^ Dane Cook: All Aboard the Dane Train, Punchline magazine
- ^ "Dane Cook - Not Funny?"
- ^ "Overcooked", Salon.com
- ^ "Pop Life: The Joke's on Us: How can any comedian get as famous as Dane Cook has with no jokes?" by Rob Sheffield, Rolling Stone, October 19, 2006.
- ^ "Ron White Interview" by David Medsker.
- ^ Scott the emotional engineer - The Howard Stern Show
- ^ http://www.nypost.com/seven/04012008/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm
- ^ "The Michigan Daily, "Dane Cook? Not so much."".
- ^ "Joe Rogan Exposes Dane Cook"
- ^ "Comics Question the Rise of Dane Cook", Free Press Release, November 9, 2006.
- ^ a b Guy Macpherson, "Dane Cook Gets the Hook at Yuk Yuk's". The Province, July 25, 2006.
- ^ People magazine, November 17, 2008, page 142
- ^ IMDb
- ^ Mr. Brooks gross earnings
- ^ My Best Friend's Girl Fandango rating
- ^ "Review: Dane Cook Global Thermo Tour". ShaveMagazine.com.
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External links
- News articles and interviews
- Cook, Dane. "Dane Cook Does The Howard Stern Show", November 4, 2009
- Cook, Dane. "Dane Cook: Don't Do These 10 Things at a Concert!". SPIN.com, November 2009.
- Barone, James. "The Hits Just Keep on Coming: Dane Cook’s Art of Hustle". Submerge Magazine, October 2009.
- Kolakowski, Nick. "The Reason Your Daughter Just Stole this Magazine: Dane Cook". Private Air, August 2008.
- Bensinger, Graham. "One-on-One w/ Dane Cook". ESPN The Magazine, December 2007.
- Bolohan, Scott. "People Love to Hate Dane Cook". Real Detroit Weekly, November 21, 2007.
- Gonulsen, Jason. "There's Only One Dane Cook". Glide Magazine, November 12, 2007.
- Shmuel Reuven. A Dramatic Turn in Mr. Brooks. JewReview.net, May 28, 2007.
- Gladstone, Neil. "Sex, Jobs, and Rock 'n' Roll". AOL Comedy, November 2, 2006.
- Havrilesky, Heather. /"Overcooked". Salon, September 3, 2006.
- Zoglin, Richard. "Dane Cook: Standing Out in the Art of Stand-Up.". Time, May 8, 2006. From Time 100 issue.
- Kharakh, Ben. Interview with Dane Cook. One Trick Pony. January 2006.
- Casey, Susan. "Everybody Likes Dane". Entertainment Weekly, September 30, 2005.