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"Ugh"
SpongeBob SquarePants episode
Episode no.	Season 3 Episode 14 (54)
Written by	Paul Tibbitt Kent Osborne
Original air date	March 5, 2004

"Ugh" also known as SpongeBob B.C. (Before Comedy) is a double-length episode of SpongeBob SquarePants as a part of its third season. It aired on Nickelodeon on March 5, 2004. In this episode, Prehistoric ancestors of SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward — SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog (respectively), discover fire after a lightning bolt strikes a piece of wood and sets it ablaze. After realizing that food can be cooked over the fire, the three have a feast with their surroundings as the food. After their feast, the three cannot decide on who would keep the fire at their house for the night, and fight over it. But rain puts the fire out. After SpongeGar and Patar apologize to Squog for their arguments, just as he prepares to hit SpongeGar and Patar over the head, Squog gets struck by lightning, and gets set ablaze. Meanwhile, in a prehistoric home, Potty the Parrot and Patchy the Pirate argue over which era is better, the future or the past; Potty prefers the future, and Patchy prefers the past. Eventually, though, Potty unites a futuristic robot and a prehistoric caveman together, and they sing a song. And despite Patchy soon becoming interested in the future too, Potty gives him a T-Rex, which bites him. Nickelodeon promoted this episode as "SpongeBob B.C."

Plot

The French Narrator introduces another SpongeBob SquarePants special, hosted from Encino, California as it was 100 million years ago. From his cave-house, Patchy the Pirate, in a caveman costume, is introducing prehistoric times and talking about how great they were. However, Potty, in a futuristic robot costume, appears and says that prehistoric times were lame and the future is "where it's at". They begin arguing over whether SpongeBob himself likes prehistory or the future better, and while working at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob feels a disturbance, and tells Mr. Krabs that "I've got the strangest feeling, that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me. And the parrot is winning." As Patchy and Potty continue to argue, Patchy begins the SpongeBob episode. The cartoon features prehistoric versions of SpongeBob, Squidward and Patrick, named "SpongeGar", "Squog" and "Patar", respectively. SpongeGar, who is sleeping in his pineapple-shaped cave, it awaken by a distant herd of monstrous purple creatures, who produce a sound identical to that of SpongeBob's foghorn that knocks the rock on SpongeGar. SpongeGar takes his version of Gary, who is almost as big as the house itself, out for a walk, and he leaves a slime trail all over Squog's front yard. Squog comes out to complain to SpongeGar, but slips on the slime trail, sliding into Patar's rock, awakening its occupant, and eventually crashing back into his own house. SpongeGar and Patar begin to play, and SpongeGar uses a hollow log to blow a bubble. It then starts raining, and eventually lightning strikes the log, setting it on fire. The three cavemen experiment with it, and soon realize that it can be used to cook food, and begin cooking various items with it. (including flowers another flower similer to a mushroom, a kelp stick, a wood stick (Patar eats it) a krab and after the commercial break seaweed flowers that look similer to corn on the cob a green plant that looks like spaghetti rocks that take the form of popcorn and a krabby patty made of sand and lots more until they are full) Over the commercial break, Patchy and Potty continue to fight, now keeping score between the future and the past. Patchy brings in a real live caveman, but Potty brings in a futuristic robot who begins repeatedly shooting the caveman with lasers.

At the end of the day, SpongeGar, Patar and Squog start fighting over who will keep the fire. They continue fighting until it starts raining again, putting the fire out. SpongeGar and Patar apologize to each other for fighting, but Squog blames them for putting it out and attempts to hit them over the head. Before he can do so, however, lightning strikes him and SpongeGar and Patar cook marshmallows over his charred body.

After the cartoon, Patchy is shown sitting outside his cave, apparently having lost to Potty. However, Potty comes outside and invites him back in, where Cavey the Caveman and the Robot Android Cyborg DX-294888 sing a song called "When Worlds Collide". The song montage features scenes from SpongeBob B.C. and "SB-129". The episode ends with Potty giving Patchy a "gift": a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which begins chasing him as Patchy says bye to the kids.

See also

• SpongeBob SquarePants (season 3)
• List of SpongeBob SquarePants episodes
• SpongeBob SquarePants

External Links

• Ugh on SpongeBuddy Mania